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== Fruit ==
 
== Fruit ==
  
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# Cherries (Their flavor never disappoints. It is what red tastes like to people.)
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# Cherries
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# Watermelon (Perhaps a seasonal ranking.)
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# Watermelon
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# Nectarine (Above peaches because of fuzz.)
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# Nectarine
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# Pineapple  
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# Pineapple
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# Peach  
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# Peach
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# Apple (Transcend comfort and take life into a state of joy and play. Apples are the bread of the fruit world.)
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# Apple
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# Plums, sweet  
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# Plums, sweet
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# Clementines (A bad clementine will not ruin your day, because you probably have more of them.)
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# Clementines
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# Tomatoes (Without spaghetti sauce, there is no reason to live.)
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# Tomatoes
 
# Banana
 
# Banana
 
# Grapes, red
 
# Grapes, red
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# Strawberries (A bad strawberry is not as big of a bummer as a bad orange.)
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# Strawberries
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# Orange (A great orange is great, but a bad orange can ruin your day.)
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# Orange
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# Raspberries  
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# Raspberries
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# Lemon (What would you do without the flavor of lemon in your life?)
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# Lemon
 
# Grapes, green
 
# Grapes, green
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# Pear  
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# Pear
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# Non-watermelon melons (honeydews and cantaloupes)
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# Non-watermelon melons
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# Kiwi (The mouth gets 'spicy' after eating.)
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# Kiwi
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# Apricot  
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# Apricot
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# Pomegranate (Its outside is special, sort of like the "rind of a book.")
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# Pomegranate
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# Lime  
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# Lime
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# Grapefruit  
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# Grapefruit
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# Coconuts (could not sit down with for breakfast)
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# Coconuts
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# Blueberry (can be mealy. not worth the textural risk.)
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# Blueberry
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# Mango (can be stringy and leathery)
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# Mango
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# Persimmon (Nothing more than a sweet tomato, without the tomato flavor)
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# Persimmon
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# Papaya (texture is clay-like and the flavor doesn't pay off)
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# Papaya
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# Plums, tart (When you are expecting a sweeter plum and you get a tart one, it's disappointing)
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# Plums, tart
 
# Guava (which Julie has never had, but she has heard they are sour)
 
# Guava (which Julie has never had, but she has heard they are sour)
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== Follow-up ==
 
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'''[[Episode 179: "Rita Moreno Was Going Through Some Stuff"]]'''
 
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* Avocados - Julie explains that she thinks of Avocados as a vegetable, even though tomatoes are included in the Fruit Ranking.
 
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* Satsumas - Julie had not heard of a satsuma, but learned about their "large and prominent oil glands" from the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satsuma_(fruit)#Characteristics Satsuma wikipedia entry] and was subsequently grossed out.
 
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* More on Blueberries - wherever you can put a blueberry, a chocolate chip would be better.
 
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* Blackberries - They're fine. They are on the same strata as raspberries, but more clitoris-y.
 

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