Difference between revisions of "Things not to tell Julie"

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* What a "Flappy Bird" is.
 
* What a "Flappy Bird" is.
 
* That you bought the new Charlotte Gainsbourg CD.
 
* That you bought the new Charlotte Gainsbourg CD.
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* What animal Pikachu from Pokemon is.
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* To explain a joke.

Revision as of 18:56, 10 March 2014

In life and in response to rhetorical questions from HWYW:

Do not tell Julie:

  • That her brar strap is showing.
  • If you are working at a clothing store, never tell Julie "that color looks great with your hair". Just tell her that she looks thin.
  • What kind of porn you watch.
  • What you think of Lady Guh-Gah
  • About Star Wars.
  • If the idea that there is anything "worse than the word 'play' being used to describe sexual acts" has been covered on the podcast already.
  • What you are thankful for.
  • If Tegan and Sara are a Vaudeville or Burlesque act.
  • What the holiday Lag B'Omer celebrates/observes.
  • If you have watched the movie Eraserhead in full and if you liked it, until February 14th, 2014. (After which, you must tell her.)
  • What a "Flappy Bird" is.
  • That you bought the new Charlotte Gainsbourg CD.
  • What animal Pikachu from Pokemon is.
  • To explain a joke.