Editing Things not to tell Julie

In life and in response to rhetorical questions from HWYW:

'''Do not tell Julie:'''
* That her [[wikipedia: bra|brar]] strap is showing.
* What one of those machines that has a claw and says CAT on the side of it is called. 
* If you have had a bad experience with softclaws.
* If you are working at a clothing store, never tell Julie "that color looks great with your hair". Just tell her that she looks thin.
* What kind of porn you watch.
* What you think of [[Wikipedia: Lady Gaga| Lady Guh-Gah]]
* About Star Wars.
* If the Death Star is ''from'' Star Wars
* If the idea that there is anything "worse than the word 'play' being used to describe sexual acts" has been covered on the podcast already. 
* What you are thankful for.
* If [[Wikipedia: Tegan and Sara| Tegan and Sara]] are a [[Wikipedia: Vaudeville | Vaudeville ]] or [[Wikipedia: Burlesque |Burlesque]] act.
* What the holiday [[Wikipedia: Lag B'Omer|Lag B'Omer]] celebrates/observes.
* If you have watched the movie [[Wikipedia: Eraserhead|Eraserhead]] in full and if you liked it, until February 14th, 2014. (After which, you must tell her.)
* What a "Flappy Bird" is.
* That you bought the new Charlotte Gainsbourg CD.
* What animal Pikachu from Pokemon is. 
* To explain a joke.
* Whether adamandsteve.com is a website or not.
* What Ralph Fienes' character in "Red Dragon" does to his victims.
* How Julia Roberts was in the 2014 HBO Movie "The Normal Heart."
* About the history of clowning
* The names of Robin Williams' broad comedy movies.
* If you have made out with someone in your place of worship as a teenager, as in the basement of the Schule or whatever...
* That French women eat butter but they enjoooooy the butter.
* Anything more about "Meep" from Ryan Murphini's American Horror Story Classics. Please. Please. For the love of Meep, stop talking about Meep.
* If Bernie will win or not.


'''Debatable items that Julie may not want you to tell her:'''

*that you have gone to Knott's Scary Farm and have seen "Elvira's Big Top" show.