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| | In life and in response to rhetorical questions from HWYW: | | In life and in response to rhetorical questions from HWYW: |
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| − | '''Do not tell Julie:'''
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| − | * That her [[wikipedia: bra|brar]] strap is showing.
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| − | * What one of those machines that has a claw and says CAT on the side of it is called.
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| − | * If you have had a bad experience with softclaws.
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| − | * If you are working at a clothing store, never tell Julie "that color looks great with your hair". Just tell her that she looks thin.
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| − | * What kind of porn you watch.
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| − | * What you think of [[Wikipedia: Lady Gaga| Lady Guh-Gah]]
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| − | * About Star Wars.
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| − | * If the Death Star is ''from'' Star Wars
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| − | * How long "May the Fourth" Star Wars day has been a thing
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| − | * If the idea that there is anything "worse than the word 'play' being used to describe sexual acts" has been covered on the podcast already.
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| − | * What you are thankful for.
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| − | * If [[Wikipedia: Tegan and Sara| Tegan and Sara]] are a [[Wikipedia: Vaudeville | Vaudeville ]] or [[Wikipedia: Burlesque |Burlesque]] act.
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| − | * What the holiday [[Wikipedia: Lag B'Omer|Lag B'Omer]] celebrates/observes.
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| − | * If you have watched the movie [[Wikipedia: Eraserhead|Eraserhead]] in full and if you liked it, until February 14th, 2014. (After which, you must tell her.)
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| − | * What a "Flappy Bird" is.
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| − | * That you bought the new Charlotte Gainsbourg CD.
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| − | * What animal Pikachu from Pokemon is.
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| − | * To explain a joke.
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| − | * Whether adamandsteve.com is a website or not.
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| − | * What Ralph Fienes' character in "Red Dragon" does to his victims.
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| − | * How Julia Roberts was in the 2014 HBO Movie "The Normal Heart."
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| − | * About the history of clowning
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| − | * The names of Robin Williams' broad comedy movies.
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| − | * If you have made out with someone in your place of worship as a teenager, as in the basement of the Schule or whatever...
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| − | * That French women eat butter but they enjoooooy the butter.
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| − | * Anything more about "Meep" from Ryan Murphini's American Horror Story Classics. Please. Please. For the love of Meep, stop talking about Meep.
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| − | * If Bernie will win or not.
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| − | '''Debatable items that Julie may not want you to tell her:'''
| + | That her brar strap is showing. |
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| − | *that you have gone to Knott's Scary Farm and have seen "Elvira's Big Top" show.
| + | If you are working at a clothing store, never tell Julie "that color looks great with your hair". Just tell her that she looks thin. |
