The HWYW theme song was created by Ted "Teddy" Leo and inspired by the Golden Girls and punk-rock. The song features an infectious drum beat and electric guitar riff.
The lyrics are as follows:
Catching up on television, should be catching up on sleep / I hate that song, my boss is weird, the cat's in heat, I'm starting to freak / But listen to me goin' on, I haven't even let you speak / How was your week?
 Additional Lyrics
For the purposes of live HWYW performances Ted sometimes alters or adds lyrics to reflect the evening's guest lineup.
"Too many characters on Game of Thrones to follow" Episode 110