Difference between revisions of "Listeners' Favorite Monologue Quotes"
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| − | [http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/tom-ruprecht-walking-ballads-ep-135 Episode 135] When suggesting ideas for new ''HWYWiki'' content, Julie stated: "Favorite Monologue Quotes. Why not? These make me feel good when I don't want to Google my exes. You know what that's called? Dialing Pain". | + | [http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/tom-ruprecht-walking-ballads-ep-135 Episode 135] When suggesting ideas for new ''HWYWiki'' content, Julie stated: "Favorite Monologue Quotes. Why not? These make me feel good when I don't want to Google my exes. You know what that's called? Dialing Pain". |
| − | [http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/tom-ruprecht-walking-ballads-ep-135 Episode 135] [https://twitter.com/_andrewjohnston @_andrewjohnston] tweeted that his favorite line of Julie's monologue was: "I picture Alec Baldwin reading the Grey Lady - and that's the only grey lady in his life"[https://twitter.com/_andrewjohnston/statuses/386231359947042816] | + | [http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/tom-ruprecht-walking-ballads-ep-135 Episode 135] [https://twitter.com/_andrewjohnston @_andrewjohnston] tweeted that his favorite line of Julie's monologue was: "I picture Alec Baldwin reading the Grey Lady - and that's the only grey lady in his life"[https://twitter.com/_andrewjohnston/statuses/386231359947042816] |
| − | [http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-83-p-is-for-pizza-jodi-lennon-jessica-grose Episode 83] Julie astutely observed: “Anthony Bourdain and his television show, it’s like the living equivalent of The Doors. And Ottavia Bourdain said something on Twitter this week about how she was, like, running out of toilet paper ‘cause she had the shits or something like that. (sighs) Oh boy. And we think Honey Boo Boo is the problem." | + | [http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-83-p-is-for-pizza-jodi-lennon-jessica-grose Episode 83] Julie astutely observed: “Anthony Bourdain and his television show, it’s like the living equivalent of The Doors. And Ottavia Bourdain said something on Twitter this week about how she was, like, running out of toilet paper ‘cause she had the shits or something like that. (sighs) Oh boy. And we think Honey Boo Boo is the problem." |
| − | [http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-97-carrie-brownstein-danielle-henderson Episode 97] “I helped myself to a glass of milk. Isn’t that disgusting? Isn’t that, like, the weirdest, creepiest thing you’ve ever heard of, like, a grown woman drinking a glass of milk? In the commissary area of a workplace that isn’t hers? I would’ve called the cops, if I’d worked there and passed me: ‘glug glug glug glug,’ 2% too, ‘glug glug glug glug glug.’” | + | [http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-97-carrie-brownstein-danielle-henderson Episode 97] “I helped myself to a glass of milk. Isn’t that disgusting? Isn’t that, like, the weirdest, creepiest thing you’ve ever heard of, like, a grown woman drinking a glass of milk? In the commissary area of a workplace that isn’t hers? I would’ve called the cops, if I’d worked there and passed me: ‘glug glug glug glug,’ 2% too, ‘glug glug glug glug glug.’” |
| − | [http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/hwyw-ep-2-the-taste-of-christmas-morning-rattlesnakes-robert-zemeckis-s-regrets-jesse-murray-s-fave-nyc-movies-of-the-80s-anthony-atamanuik-on-real-housewives Episode 2] "I watched two Stanley Kubrick movies in a row, which is not...(pause)...that's me in a bad place." | + | [http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/hwyw-ep-2-the-taste-of-christmas-morning-rattlesnakes-robert-zemeckis-s-regrets-jesse-murray-s-fave-nyc-movies-of-the-80s-anthony-atamanuik-on-real-housewives Episode 2] "I watched two Stanley Kubrick movies in a row, which is not...(pause)...that's me in a bad place." |
| − | [http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/hwyw-ep-2-the-taste-of-christmas-morning-rattlesnakes-robert-zemeckis-s-regrets-jesse-murray-s-fave-nyc-movies-of-the-80s-anthony-atamanuik-on-real-housewives Episode 2] "I think Bill Maher and Anthony Bourdain should have an asshole-off." | + | [http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/hwyw-ep-2-the-taste-of-christmas-morning-rattlesnakes-robert-zemeckis-s-regrets-jesse-murray-s-fave-nyc-movies-of-the-80s-anthony-atamanuik-on-real-housewives Episode 2] "I think Bill Maher and Anthony Bourdain should have an asshole-off." |
| − | [http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-30-upstairs-coke-susie-essman-gabe-delahaye Episode 30] While discussing Nancy Grace's nip slip on DWTS: "Nancy Grace's nipple was the other...[sigh]...thing we all had in our eyeballs earlier this week. Here's the anatomy lesson America, that was an aereola. That was like a purple, wine-stained...saucer...of Nancy." | + | [http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-30-upstairs-coke-susie-essman-gabe-delahaye Episode 30] While discussing Nancy Grace's nip slip on DWTS: "Nancy Grace's nipple was the other...[sigh]...thing we all had in our eyeballs earlier this week. Here's the anatomy lesson America, that was an aereola. That was like a purple, wine-stained...saucer...of Nancy." |
| − | [http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-30-upstairs-coke-susie-essman-gabe-delahaye Episode 30] "Emotionally, Americans never mature past the bratty, Christmas-list making children...that all of us...are." | + | [http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-30-upstairs-coke-susie-essman-gabe-delahaye Episode 30] "Emotionally, Americans never mature past the bratty, Christmas-list making children...that all of us...are." |
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| + | [http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/michael-urie-jonathan-tollins-the-poetry-of-her-tchotchkes-ep-131 Episode 131] "Here's a fun game: Which Manson family member is your cat? Mine is Ruth Ann, because he's very beautiful and young, but I could be wrong, he might be Diane Lake. | ||
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| + | [http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/michael-urie-jonathan-tollins-the-poetry-of-her-tchotchkes-ep-131 Episode 131] "I want a BOYFRIEND! I said it! It feels so good to FINALLY SAY IT!" | ||
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| + | [http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/michael-urie-jonathan-tollins-the-poetry-of-her-tchotchkes-ep-131 Episode 131] Regarding HWYWiki: "This is your playground, goddam it. Is there a message board on here? I don't know, there should be. Look, you guys should meet each other, and be comfortable with each other and love each other. Should there be sex? Yes, yes there should be sex." | ||
Revision as of 14:07, 15 October 2013
Episode 135 When suggesting ideas for new HWYWiki content, Julie stated: "Favorite Monologue Quotes. Why not? These make me feel good when I don't want to Google my exes. You know what that's called? Dialing Pain".
Episode 135 @_andrewjohnston tweeted that his favorite line of Julie's monologue was: "I picture Alec Baldwin reading the Grey Lady - and that's the only grey lady in his life"[1]
Episode 83 Julie astutely observed: “Anthony Bourdain and his television show, it’s like the living equivalent of The Doors. And Ottavia Bourdain said something on Twitter this week about how she was, like, running out of toilet paper ‘cause she had the shits or something like that. (sighs) Oh boy. And we think Honey Boo Boo is the problem."
Episode 97 “I helped myself to a glass of milk. Isn’t that disgusting? Isn’t that, like, the weirdest, creepiest thing you’ve ever heard of, like, a grown woman drinking a glass of milk? In the commissary area of a workplace that isn’t hers? I would’ve called the cops, if I’d worked there and passed me: ‘glug glug glug glug,’ 2% too, ‘glug glug glug glug glug.’”
Episode 2 "I watched two Stanley Kubrick movies in a row, which is not...(pause)...that's me in a bad place."
Episode 2 "I think Bill Maher and Anthony Bourdain should have an asshole-off."
Episode 30 While discussing Nancy Grace's nip slip on DWTS: "Nancy Grace's nipple was the other...[sigh]...thing we all had in our eyeballs earlier this week. Here's the anatomy lesson America, that was an aereola. That was like a purple, wine-stained...saucer...of Nancy."
Episode 30 "Emotionally, Americans never mature past the bratty, Christmas-list making children...that all of us...are."
Episode 131 "Here's a fun game: Which Manson family member is your cat? Mine is Ruth Ann, because he's very beautiful and young, but I could be wrong, he might be Diane Lake.
Episode 131 "I want a BOYFRIEND! I said it! It feels so good to FINALLY SAY IT!"
Episode 131 Regarding HWYWiki: "This is your playground, goddam it. Is there a message board on here? I don't know, there should be. Look, you guys should meet each other, and be comfortable with each other and love each other. Should there be sex? Yes, yes there should be sex."
