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|[[Episode 178: "One of the Few Living People That Has A Ghost" | 178]] | |[[Episode 178: "One of the Few Living People That Has A Ghost" | 178]] | ||
|"My osteopath emailed me a link to his first published poem. Let me repeat that. My osteopath emailed me a link to his first published poem. It was in the Huffington Post and it was very good. And I said, 'You know what? The weather's nice inside this New Yorker cartoon that I suddenly live in.'" | |"My osteopath emailed me a link to his first published poem. Let me repeat that. My osteopath emailed me a link to his first published poem. It was in the Huffington Post and it was very good. And I said, 'You know what? The weather's nice inside this New Yorker cartoon that I suddenly live in.'" | ||
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|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/steve-young-ep-143 143] | |[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/steve-young-ep-143 143] | ||
|"I want to hire the following people: Black Panthers, Women’s Libbers, Gay Fundamentalists, and witches in general. I don’t care if you do black or white magic." | |"I want to hire the following people: Black Panthers, Women’s Libbers, Gay Fundamentalists, and witches in general. I don’t care if you do black or white magic." | ||
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|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/julianne-moore-ep-138 138] | |[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/julianne-moore-ep-138 138] | ||
| "Now, sometimes James Spader wears a hat and sometimes he does not. He is UNBEARABLY sexy on this show, which is a statement I stand by. Sorry. I think James Spader is so goddamned sexy on this show and in general. I don’t care that the hair is gone, I don’t care that he doesn’t look like Steff anymore, he will always be Steff to me, he will always be the guy from Secretary whose name doesn’t matter because YOU ARE SO HORNY that you don’t care." | | "Now, sometimes James Spader wears a hat and sometimes he does not. He is UNBEARABLY sexy on this show, which is a statement I stand by. Sorry. I think James Spader is so goddamned sexy on this show and in general. I don’t care that the hair is gone, I don’t care that he doesn’t look like Steff anymore, he will always be Steff to me, he will always be the guy from Secretary whose name doesn’t matter because YOU ARE SO HORNY that you don’t care." | ||
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|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/michael-urie-jonathan-tollins-the-poetry-of-her-tchotchkes-ep-131 131] | |[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/michael-urie-jonathan-tollins-the-poetry-of-her-tchotchkes-ep-131 131] | ||
| Re. HWYWiki: "This is your playground, Goddamn it. Is there a message board on here? I don't know, there should be. Look, you guys should meet each other, and be comfortable with each other and love each other. Should there be sex? Yes, yes there should be sex." | | Re. HWYWiki: "This is your playground, Goddamn it. Is there a message board on here? I don't know, there should be. Look, you guys should meet each other, and be comfortable with each other and love each other. Should there be sex? Yes, yes there should be sex." | ||
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|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/freedy-johnston-ep-123 123] | |[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/freedy-johnston-ep-123 123] | ||
| "Those salads caused AIDS." | | "Those salads caused AIDS." | ||
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