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|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/podcast/emily-gould-occasional-benevolence-based-on-their-scratch-parts-ep-174 174] | |[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/podcast/emily-gould-occasional-benevolence-based-on-their-scratch-parts-ep-174 174] | ||
| "If you put that on my foot, Cinderella or cadaver style, there is no way my foot would not reject that shoe." | | "If you put that on my foot, Cinderella or cadaver style, there is no way my foot would not reject that shoe." | ||
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|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/karen-kilgariff-to-talk-to-you-about-rembrandt-ep-151 151] | |[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/karen-kilgariff-to-talk-to-you-about-rembrandt-ep-151 151] | ||
| "We've been tricked, Jerry." | | "We've been tricked, Jerry." | ||
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|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/sasheer-zamata-ep-147 147] | |[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/sasheer-zamata-ep-147 147] | ||
| "I just want a teenage girl with too much eye makeup and lip gloss over her cold sore... I just want the TRASHIEST girl with the CRUNCHIEST hair to put something she doesn't need into her bra and walk out of a CVS. That to me is as American as smooching in a car on, what is it, lookout point?" | | "I just want a teenage girl with too much eye makeup and lip gloss over her cold sore... I just want the TRASHIEST girl with the CRUNCHIEST hair to put something she doesn't need into her bra and walk out of a CVS. That to me is as American as smooching in a car on, what is it, lookout point?" | ||
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|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/jamala-johns-p-pocket-ep-144 144] | |[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/jamala-johns-p-pocket-ep-144 144] | ||
− | | "(John Travolta and Olivia Newton John's) version of Baby It's Cold Outside - and I'm including | + | | "(John Travolta and Olivia Newton John's) version of Baby It's Cold Outside - and I'm including Erasherhead in this - is the weirdest thing I've ever heard or seen." |
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|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/jamala-johns-p-pocket-ep-144 144] | |[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/jamala-johns-p-pocket-ep-144 144] | ||
| "I am trying to smash the patriarchy in dribs and drabs. I do a little bit every day. Like today, for example, I didn't listen to someone!" | | "I am trying to smash the patriarchy in dribs and drabs. I do a little bit every day. Like today, for example, I didn't listen to someone!" | ||
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|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/julianne-moore-ep-138 138] | |[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/julianne-moore-ep-138 138] | ||
| "Now, sometimes James Spader wears a hat and sometimes he does not. He is UNBEARABLY sexy on this show, which is a statement I stand by. Sorry. I think James Spader is so goddamned sexy on this show and in general. I don’t care that the hair is gone, I don’t care that he doesn’t look like Steff anymore, he will always be Steff to me, he will always be the guy from Secretary whose name doesn’t matter because YOU ARE SO HORNY that you don’t care." | | "Now, sometimes James Spader wears a hat and sometimes he does not. He is UNBEARABLY sexy on this show, which is a statement I stand by. Sorry. I think James Spader is so goddamned sexy on this show and in general. I don’t care that the hair is gone, I don’t care that he doesn’t look like Steff anymore, he will always be Steff to me, he will always be the guy from Secretary whose name doesn’t matter because YOU ARE SO HORNY that you don’t care." | ||
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|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/michael-urie-jonathan-tollins-the-poetry-of-her-tchotchkes-ep-131 131] | |[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/michael-urie-jonathan-tollins-the-poetry-of-her-tchotchkes-ep-131 131] | ||
| Re. HWYWiki: "This is your playground, Goddamn it. Is there a message board on here? I don't know, there should be. Look, you guys should meet each other, and be comfortable with each other and love each other. Should there be sex? Yes, yes there should be sex." | | Re. HWYWiki: "This is your playground, Goddamn it. Is there a message board on here? I don't know, there should be. Look, you guys should meet each other, and be comfortable with each other and love each other. Should there be sex? Yes, yes there should be sex." | ||
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|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/freedy-johnston-ep-123 123] | |[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/freedy-johnston-ep-123 123] | ||
| "Those salads caused AIDS." | | "Those salads caused AIDS." | ||
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|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/podcast/ep-20-bev-s-bananas-maria-bamford 20] | |[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/podcast/ep-20-bev-s-bananas-maria-bamford 20] | ||
− | | "(Smiley Muffin) wanted to do | + | | "(Smiley Muffin) wanted to do ukelele, I was like 'NO CAT OF MINE is going to go TWEEP TWEEP TWEEP on the plingy-plings!'" |
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|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/podcast/ep-19-she-s-a-cold-soup-rob-delaney-michelle-mc-namara 19] | |[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/podcast/ep-19-she-s-a-cold-soup-rob-delaney-michelle-mc-namara 19] | ||
− | | "...if | + | | "...if Heironymous Bosch had committed it to oils on a canvas, it would be be a showstopper, frankly." |
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