Jimmy "Jax" Jazz

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Companion cat to Julie Klausner who is often referenced on the How Was Your Week? podcast.

Jimmy is a male cat (apparently neutered) who wears a tuxedo "all of the Goddamn time" due to his being a tuxedo cat. Despite his apparent sterility, Jimmy has been described as "well endowed" by a medical professional. Julie enjoys singing a variety of songs to Jimmy, who is often (always) disinterested.[1] Jimmy is taken, as he is engaged to Jub-Jub [2],who belongs to Twittair user @Fart. Jimmy has recently become enamored with the Boston Terrier who lives next door to Julie, and frequently watches him through the window. Jimmy is a self avowed atheist, which is the most Jewish thing he has ever done.

The Cat With Many Names

Jimmy has gone through phases where he wishes to be called by a different name; this all began after Jimmy made the announcement that he prefers to be known as "Josh". Since that announcement, a number of changes have occurred:

1) Jimmy no longer wishes to be known as "Josh" and now prefers the more punk rock "Jonny". Julie refuses to acknowledge him by this moniker, hoping his desire is simply a phase.
2) Jimmy no longer wishes to be known as "Josh" or "Jonny" and now prefers "Jax", a reference to the 'Sons of Anarchy' character. Julie refuses to indulge Jimmy in this matter and is perplexed as to how he's even seen the show.

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Hobbies

Pushing objects off of ledges;

Watching construction workers, whom he believes are responsible for making birds;

Hoarding toy meece under the couch [3];

Posing for pictures [4];

Being a Mushy Man [5];

Planning his Bar Mitzvah; and

Breaking glasses with Auntie Renata.