Jimmy "Jax" Jazz

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Companion cat to Julie Klausner who is often referenced on the How Was Your Week? podcast.

Jimmy is a male cat (apparently neutered) who wears a tuxedo "all of the Goddamn time" due to his being a tuxedo cat. Despite his apparent sterility, Jimmy has been described as "well endowed" by a medical professional. Julie enjoys singing a variety of songs to Jimmy, who is often (always) disinterested.[1] Jimmy is taken, as he is engaged to Jub-Jub [2],who belongs to Twittair user @Fart. Jimmy has recently become enamored with the Boston Terrier who lives next door to Julie, and frequently watches him through the window.


The Cat With Many Names

Jimmy has gone through a number of phases in which he desires to be called by other names. Jimmy announced that he prefers to be known as "Josh".

UPDATE 1: Jimmy no longer wishes to be known as "Josh" and now prefers the more punk rock "Jonny". Julie refuses to acknowledge him by this moniker, hoping his desire is simply a phase.

UPDATE 2: Jimmy no longer wishes to be known as "Josh" and now prefers "Jax", a reference to the 'Sons of Anarchy' character. Julie refuses to indulge Jimmy in this matter and is perplexed as to how he's even seen the show.

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Hobbies

Pushing objects off of ledges;

Watching construction workers, whom he believes are responsible for making birds;

Hoarding toy meece under the couch [3];

Posing for pictures [4];

Being a Mushy Man [5];

Planning his Bar Mitzvah; and

Breaking glasses with Auntie Renata.