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Jimmy Jazz is companion cat to [[Wikipedia:Julie Klausner | Julie Klausner ]] who is often referenced on the How Was Your Week? podcast.  
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Companion cat to [[Wikipedia:Julie Klausner | Julie Klausner ]] who is often referenced on the How Was Your Week? podcast.  
  
Jimmy is a male cat (apparently neutered) who wears a tuxedo "all of the Goddamn time" due to his being a [[Wikipedia : tuxedo cat | tuxedo cat]]. Despite his apparent sterility, Jimmy has been described as "well endowed" by a medical professional. Julie enjoys singing a variety of songs to Jimmy, who is often (always) disinterested.[http://jezebel.com/5964664/five-songs-i-sing-to-my-cat]  
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Jimmy is a male cat (apparently neutered) who wears a tuxedo "all of the Goddamn time" due to his being a [[Wikipedia : tuxedo cat | tuxedo cat]]. Despite his apparent sterility, Jimmy has been described as "well endowed" by a medical professional. Julie enjoys singing a variety of songs to Jimmy, who is often (always) disinterested.[http://jezebel.com/5964664/five-songs-i-sing-to-my-cat] Jimmy is taken, as he is engaged to Jub-Jub [https://twitter.com/fart/status/235910717075771393/photo/1 ],who belongs to Twittair user [http://twitter.com/fart @Fart]. Jimmy has recently become enamored with the Boston Terrier who lives next door to Julie, and frequently watches him through the window. Jimmy is a self avowed atheist, which is the most Jewish thing he has ever done.
 
 
== Personal life ==
 
Jimmy was once enamored with the Boston Terrier Bernie, who lived next door. Mr. And Mrs. Bernie were dicks. [https://twitter.com/julieklausner/status/485662591964827648]
 
 
 
Jimmy is taken, as he is engaged to Jub-Jub [https://twitter.com/fart/status/235910717075771393/photo/1 ],who belongs to Twittair user [http://twitter.com/fart @Fart]. Jimmy is a self avowed atheist, which is the most Jewish thing he has ever done.
 
  
 
== The Cat With Many Names ==
 
== The Cat With Many Names ==
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2) Jimmy no longer wishes to be known as "Josh" or "Jonny" and now prefers "Jax", a reference to the 'Sons of Anarchy' character. Julie refuses to indulge Jimmy in this matter and is perplexed as to how he's even seen the show.<br>
 
2) Jimmy no longer wishes to be known as "Josh" or "Jonny" and now prefers "Jax", a reference to the 'Sons of Anarchy' character. Julie refuses to indulge Jimmy in this matter and is perplexed as to how he's even seen the show.<br>
 
3) Jimmy no longer wishes to be known as "Jax." He now wishes to be known as "Jeff," based on an infomercial he saw.<br>
 
3) Jimmy no longer wishes to be known as "Jax." He now wishes to be known as "Jeff," based on an infomercial he saw.<br>
4) Due to Jimmy's support of gender fluidity, he would now like to be known as "Jamie".
 
5) Jimmy would like to be known as "Jimberley" due to his watching of the show Transparent.
 
  
== Pictures of Jimmy ==
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== Hobbies ==
 
== Hobbies ==
* Pushing objects off of ledges;
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Pushing objects off of ledges;
 
 
* Watching construction workers, whom he believes are responsible for making [[Wikipedia : birds | birds]];
 
  
* Hoarding toy [[meece]] under the couch [http://distilleryimage2.s3.amazonaws.com/ab21c856b58e11e29a2a22000a1fb02b_7.jpg];
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Watching construction workers, whom he believes are responsible for making [[Wikipedia : birds | birds]];
  
* Posing for pictures [http://distilleryimage4.s3.amazonaws.com/3d3dec3c82eb11e2a7d422000a9e0846_7.jpg];
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Hoarding toy [[meece]] under the couch [http://distilleryimage2.s3.amazonaws.com/ab21c856b58e11e29a2a22000a1fb02b_7.jpg];
  
* Being a [[Mushy]] Man [http://distilleryimage8.s3.amazonaws.com/46d21384da9511e291ae22000ae9112d_7.jpg];
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Posing for pictures [http://distilleryimage4.s3.amazonaws.com/3d3dec3c82eb11e2a7d422000a9e0846_7.jpg];
  
* Planning his Bar Mitzvah;
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Being a [[Mushy]] Man [http://distilleryimage8.s3.amazonaws.com/46d21384da9511e291ae22000ae9112d_7.jpg];
  
* Singing Opera
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Planning his Bar Mitzvah;
  
* Breaking glasses with Auntie Renata.
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Singing Opera; and
  
* Being Julie's pastor, James L. Jazz. The "L" stands for James L. Brooks. ([[Episode 179: "Rita Moreno Was Going Through Some Stuff" |Episode 179]])
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Breaking glasses with Auntie Renata.

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