Differences between Spoony and Dee Dee Ramone
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- Spoony has never turned tricks on 53rd and 3rd for drugs. [Citation needed]
- Dee Dee Ramone is buried at the Hollywood Forever Cemetery in Los Angeles. Spoony lives above ground.
- Dee Dee Ramone has never recapped 'Boredwalk Empirezzz'.
- Dee Dee Ramone was addicted to heroin. Spoony is addicted to #filth.
- Though both have been involved with #filth, Spoony remains the undisputed #filth king.
- Dee Dee Ramone released a rap album. Spoony has yet to do this.
- Dee Dee Ramone never used GarageBand.
- You cannot tip Dee Dee Ramone.
- Dee Dee Ramone would always carry a knife. Spoony is named after a spoon.
- Spoony has not, to our knowledge, met PJ Soles. [Citation needed].
- Dee Dee Ramone never had children, whereas Spoony is expecting a little daught-air.
- Dee Dee Ramone used a bass pick as part of the Ramones. Spoony designed packaging for Fender brand bass picks.
- Spoony has yet to write a novel in which he meets the ghost of Sid Vicious.
- Dee Dee Ramone gave away song rights in exchange for bail money. Spoony once injured himself while whittlin'.
- No footage exists of Dee Dee Ramone laughing at the sight of a 'Derek' billboard.
- Dee Dee Ramone has never listened to Charles Manson's music on Spotify (Kurt Loder disagrees).
- Spoony was never a member of The Murder Junkies.