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| March 8, 2011
 
| March 8, 2011
 
|Julie's Parents and [[Natasha Vargas-Cooper]]
 
|Julie's Parents and [[Natasha Vargas-Cooper]]
|Julie and Natasha Vargas-Cooper talk about the most recent episodes of the TV show "Intervention." Julie mentions that there are two new interventionists on the show this season, one of whom has a strong physical resemblance to actor Walter Matthau. She says that every episode of ''Intervention'' that he is a part of should be titled "Oscar Madison Won't Let You Pack Your Bags."
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|Julie and Natasha Vargas-Cooper talk about the most recent episodes of the TV show ''Intervention''. Julie mentions that there are two new interventionist on the show this season,one of whom has a strong physical resemblance to actor Walter Matthau. She says that every episode of ''Intervention'' that he is a part of should be titled "Oscar Madison Won't Let You Pack Your Bags".
  
 
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|March 19, 2011
 
|March 19, 2011
 
|Jesse Murray, Anthony Atamanuik
 
|Jesse Murray, Anthony Atamanuik
|Guest Atamanuik was on an episode of "Top Chef: Masters," although his strategy to ensure camera time might need some work.  He said that a particular bread pudding tasted like Christmas morning 15+ times until other diners asked him to stop.
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|April 15, 2011
 
|April 15, 2011
 
|Patton Oswalt, Holly Schlesinger
 
|Patton Oswalt, Holly Schlesinger
|Julie talks about Shirley Maclaine's (aka "Lizard Eyes") official website. One of the features of the website is a message board called "The Encounter Board," which has a thread titled "Creativity Corner," the purpose of which is to provide a place for users to "post and share their poems and other creative writing endeavors." User "Frank" from Canada shared a poem he wrote called ''Polar Bears on Moonbeams''.   
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|Julie talks about Shirley Maclaine's (aka "Lizard Eyes") official website. One of the features of the website is a message board called "The Encounter Board". "The Encounter Board" has a thread titled "Creativity Corner". It's purpose is to provide a place for users to "post and share their poems and other creative writing endeavors". User "Frank" from Canada shared a poem he wrote called ''Polar Bears on Moonbeams''.   
 
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|[[Episode 7: "The Pottery Scene From GREASE"]]
 
|[[Episode 7: "The Pottery Scene From GREASE"]]
 
|April 23, 2011
 
|April 23, 2011
 
|Rachel Dratch and Rachel Shukert
 
|Rachel Dratch and Rachel Shukert
|Rachel Shukert accidentally says "The Pottery Scene from ''Grease'' instead of "The pottery Scene from ''Ghost.''"  Both Julie and Rachel agree that a pottery scene in ''Grease'' would have been great.  
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|Rachel Shukert accidentally says "The Pottery Scene from ''Grease'' instead of "The pottery Scene from ''Ghost''". Both Julie and Rachel agree that a pottery scene in ''Grease'' would have been great.  
 
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|[[Episode 8: "All The Way To Canada"]]
 
|[[Episode 8: "All The Way To Canada"]]
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|May 6, 2011
 
|May 6, 2011
 
|Seth Rudetsky, Baratunde Thurston
 
|Seth Rudetsky, Baratunde Thurston
|In the Julie's interview with Baratunde Thurston, they discuss the killing of Osama Bin Laden (Bin Laden was shot "in the face") [http://www.cnn.com/2013/03/26/world/bergen-who-killed-bin-laden].
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|In the Julie's interview with Baratunde Thurston, they discus the killing of Osama Bin Laden (Bin Laden was shot "in the face") [http://www.cnn.com/2013/03/26/world/bergen-who-killed-bin-laden].
  
 
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|June 3, 2011
 
|June 3, 2011
 
|Julieanne Smolinski
 
|Julieanne Smolinski
|Buddy Longo was the name of Julieanne Smolinski's high school Criminology teacher. In order to obtain a handwriting sample from a serial killer, Longo made his students write letters to imprisoned serial killers. Julieanne wrote a letter to Richard Ramirez AKA "The Night Stalker." She received a response from Ramirez, in which he asked if she would include a photograph of herself in her next letter. Of course, Julieanne never responded.
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|Buddy Longo was the name of Julieanne Smolinski's high school Criminology teacher. In order to obtain a handwriting sample from a serial killer, Longo made his students write letters to imprisoned serial killers. Julieanne wrote a letter to Richard Ramirez AKA "The Night Stalker". She received a response from Ramirez. He asked if she would include a photograph of herself in her next letter. Of course, Julieanne never responded.
 
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|[[Episode 14: "Our Congressman In His Underpants"]]
 
|[[Episode 14: "Our Congressman In His Underpants"]]
 
|June 10, 2011
 
|June 10, 2011
 
|Michelle Collins, Eugene Mirman
 
|Michelle Collins, Eugene Mirman
|Did you assume this was a reference to Anthony Weiner, noted sex creep? You were correct.
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|June 17, 2011
 
|June 17, 2011
 
|Ira Glass, Anaheed Alani
 
|Ira Glass, Anaheed Alani
|Part of the lyrics to an Armenian song that guests Glass & Alani translate for Julie.  It sounds vaguely like "Old MacDonald" and goes a little something like this: "The Armenian woman taught her child English/Mama, Papa, good morning/What's this? It's the style/Style shmyle."
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|July 22, 2011
 
|July 22, 2011
 
|Maria Bamford
 
|Maria Bamford
|When it is insanely hot in NYC, Julie likes to eat the chocolate off of frozen bananas, then throw the banana away because it is useless.  Her preferred brand at the time of recording was Diana's Frozen Bananas, but Julie doesn't believe that there is really a Diana behind them.  It's probably more like a Bev, but Bev's Bananas is a terrible name.
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|July 29, 2011
 
|July 29, 2011
 
|Dave Hill, John Ross Bowie
 
|Dave Hill, John Ross Bowie
|Julie will not see the documentary "Project Nim" because it's too much, and is about to say that she actually would see the new "Planet of the Apes" movie before immediately correcting that no, she will not.  "What am I, in the business of lying to you?"
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|August 5, 2011
 
|August 5, 2011
 
|Steve Agee, Bryan Safi
 
|Steve Agee, Bryan Safi
|Julie says she flew Virgin Airlines because she "was suffering from rave withdrawal." Don't ask me, I'm just an anonymous editor.
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|Julie says she flew Virgin Airlines because she "was suffering from rave withdrawal".  Don't ask me, I'm just an anonymous editor.
  
 
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|August 12, 2011
 
|August 12, 2011
 
|Laraine Newman, Lisa F. Jackson
 
|Laraine Newman, Lisa F. Jackson
|KY Jelly. Is Julie going to open this week's show by reading KY ad copy?  Yes, apparently she is.
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|September 16, 2011
 
|September 16, 2011
 
|Jackie Collins, Amy Schumer
 
|Jackie Collins, Amy Schumer
|Julie reads about Maya Angelou's writing rituals on Wikipedia. Angelou checks into a hotel room at 5:00 AM and instructs the staff to remove all of the pictures from the walls. She writes on legal pads, has a deck of cards to play solitaire, a thesaurus, a copy of the bible, and a bottle of sherry. 
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|September 23, 2011
 
|September 23, 2011
 
|Patton Oswalt, Daniel Kibblesmith
 
|Patton Oswalt, Daniel Kibblesmith
|On the DVD commentary for "Splash," co-writer Lowell Ganz begins his every comment with the helpful reminder, "This is Lowell."
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|October 28, 2011
 
|October 28, 2011
 
|Sarah Silverman, Mike Albo
 
|Sarah Silverman, Mike Albo
|Satchel is the birth name of Ronan Farrow, the son of Woody Allen (or Frank Sinatra?) and Mia Farrow, discussed in this week's episode.
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|Satchel is the birth name of Ronan Farrow, the son of Woody Allen and Mia Farrow, discussed in this week's episode.
  
 
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|November 4, 2011
 
|November 4, 2011
 
|Mink Stole, John Mulaney
 
|Mink Stole, John Mulaney
|A discussion of how Mad Magazine used to draw gay men (think turtlenecks and eyelashes) leads to a mention of "The Boys in the Band," which may or may not include a scene of the titular Boys going "full Petula" and singing "Downtown."
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|A discussion of how Mad Magazine used to draw gay men (think turtlenecks and eyelashes) leads to a mention of "The Boys in the Band", which may or may not include a scene of the titular Boys going "full Petula" and singing "Downtown".
  
 
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|November 18, 2011
 
|November 18, 2011
 
|Sonja Morgan, Richard Lawson
 
|Sonja Morgan, Richard Lawson
|The promised results of guest Sonja Morgan's vague recipe for cooking chicken parmigiana in a toaster oven.
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|November 25, 2011
 
|November 25, 2011
 
|Mike Daisey, Gil Ozeri
 
|Mike Daisey, Gil Ozeri
|Scorsese's probable next movie after "Hugo."
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|Scorsese's probable next move after "Hugo".
  
 
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|December 9, 2011
 
|December 9, 2011
 
|Kristen Schaal, Ari Graynor
 
|Kristen Schaal, Ari Graynor
|Julie says she would like to see Kristen Schaal host a show called "Twittertudes," which, you already know the premise if you think about it for like a second.  So it's that, but also Schaal would wear a long blazer and no pants.
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|Julie says she would like to see Kristen Schaal host a show called "Twittertudes", which, you already know the premise if you think about it for like a second.  So it's that, but also Schaal would wear a long blazer and no pants.
  
 
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|December 23, 2011
 
|December 23, 2011
 
|Kurt Braunohler, Cecily von Ziegesar
 
|Kurt Braunohler, Cecily von Ziegesar
|Julie records this week's intro from a spa.  Sometimes it's just that simple.
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|December 30, 2011
 
|December 30, 2011
 
|Mike Doughty
 
|Mike Doughty
|According to Mike Doughty, Mariah Carey is a "studio rat" (meaning that while she is recording an album she basically lives out of the studio). Julie responds to this by saying: "you don't fuck Tommy Mottola for nothing" (Mottola is Carey's ex-husband and the former head of Sony Music).  
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|According to Mike Doughty, Mariah Carey is a "studio rat" (meaning that while she is recording an album she basically lives out of the studio). Julie responds to this by saying "you don't fuck Tommy Mottola for nothing"(Mottola is Carey's ex-husband and the former head of Sony Music).  
  
 
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|January 6, 2012
 
|January 6, 2012
 
|Rob Tannenbaum
 
|Rob Tannenbaum
|What were Aerosmith doing before in the mid eighties before Run-D.M.C. resurrected their career? They were "twiddling" their thumbs and doing "eight-balls."
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|What were Aerosmith doing before in the mid eighties before Run-D.M.C. resurrected their career? They were "twiddling" their thumbs and doing "eight-balls".
  
 
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|January 13, 2012
 
|January 13, 2012
 
|Frank DeCaro, Kate Beaton
 
|Frank DeCaro, Kate Beaton
|Guest DeCaro attended a "dead celebrities" party dressed as [[Wikipedia: Euell Gibbons|Euell Gibbons]], the outdoorsman and Grape Nuts spokesperson with the catchphrase: "many parts of a pine tree are edible."
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|DeCaro attended a "dead celebrities" party dressed as [[Wikipedia: Euell Gibbons|Euell Gibbons]], the outdoorsman and Grape Nuts spokesperson with the catchphrase, "many parts of a pine tree are edible".
  
 
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|February 10, 2012
 
|February 10, 2012
 
|Kristen Johnston
 
|Kristen Johnston
|An easy-to-miss but important quote from "The Neverending Story." The Night Hob laments that "nobody gives a hoot about me and my stupid bat."
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|An easy-to-miss but important quote from "The Neverending Story".  The Night Hob laments that "nobody gives a hoot about me and my stupid bat".
  
 
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|February 27, 2012
 
|February 27, 2012
 
|Dave Itzkoff, Tom Scharpling, Gary Tha Squirrel
 
|Dave Itzkoff, Tom Scharpling, Gary Tha Squirrel
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|March 2, 2012
 
|March 2, 2012
 
|Lizz Winstead, Adam Wade
 
|Lizz Winstead, Adam Wade
|Guest Wade tells of his life-long affinity for elderly women.  His grandmother (and possibly his aunts, attribution unclear) was a backseat driver, but a particularly confusing one; when he made wide turns she would say "Oh, Jolly Roger," and no one knows what this means.  No one.
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|March 9, 2012
 
|March 9, 2012
 
|Simon Doonan, Eric Lefcowitz
 
|Simon Doonan, Eric Lefcowitz
|Monkees historian Lefcowitz, re: the Monkees unpredictable behavior at certain public appearances - "I don't know what they were on."  Quoth Julie, "I think they were on improv."
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|March 16, 2012
 
|March 16, 2012
 
|Rickie Lee Jones, Kambri Crews
 
|Rickie Lee Jones, Kambri Crews
|Julie discusses an episode of "My Strange Addiction" about a woman who eats cat treats and cat food, and who is prone to saying things like "On a scale from one to ten, the crunch factor on these is a ten."
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|March 30, 2012
 
|March 30, 2012
 
|Sharon Needles, Whitney Jefferson
 
|Sharon Needles, Whitney Jefferson
|Since Al Roker has taken over as ''The Today Show"'s weatherman, Willard Scott has been relegated to the "jam ghetto" (announcing the birthdays of centenarians in segments sponsored by Smuckers). 
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|April 13, 2012
 
|April 13, 2012
 
|Susan Orlean, Jon Hendren
 
|Susan Orlean, Jon Hendren
|Susan Orlean introduces Julie to the delights of the Dogville Comedies, short films from the 1930s featuring dogs who think they is peoples, dressing up in clothes and walking on their hind legs. College Hounds is a spoof of college football movies, in which the star player is "taken out of the big game by a gang of crooks."
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|April 26, 2012
 
|April 26, 2012
 
|Nellie McKay, Dodai Stewart
 
|Nellie McKay, Dodai Stewart
|Nellie McKay talked about her first appearance on the ''Late Show With David Letterman.'' The night before the taping, she was unable to sleep. Julie jokingly asked Nellie if she was "on a bender." Nellie replied by saying she was on a "fig bar bender."  
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|Nellie McKay talked about her first appearance on the ''Late Show With David Letterman''. The night before the taping, she was unable to sleep. Julie jokingly asked Nellie if she was "on a bender". Nellie replied by saying she was on a "fig bar bender".   
  
 
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|May 4, 2012
 
|May 4, 2012
 
|David Yazbek, Damien Lemon
 
|David Yazbek, Damien Lemon
|Ashton Kutcher had a tragic Pop Chips commercial/one man show in which he debuted a cavalcade of comedy characters and cut-ups.  It's as though he decided to be the untalented Andy Samberg or "something something Justin Timberlake."
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|May 11, 2012
 
|May 11, 2012
 
|Will Leitch, Sara Schaefer
 
|Will Leitch, Sara Schaefer
|A dire choice for any masseur: would you rather give a massage to John Travolta or the front of a crocodile?  Don't be surprised if this turns up in one of the "Saw" sequels.
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|May 17, 2012
 
|May 17, 2012
 
|Nate Harris, Jason Grote, Rachel Shukert
 
|Nate Harris, Jason Grote, Rachel Shukert
|A play on the show's usual title, rephrased to refer to the most important show in the history of television, "Smash." We're all still waiting for the season 2 recap.
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|A play on the show's usual title, rephrased to refer to the most important show in the history of television, "Smash".  We're all still waiting for the season 2 recap.
  
 
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|May 18, 2012
 
|May 18, 2012
 
|Curtis Gwinn, Choire Sicha
 
|Curtis Gwinn, Choire Sicha
|A discussion of Marilu Henner causes Julie to Google the acronym "HSAM." In relation to Henner, HSAM stands for "Highly Superior Autobiographical Memory." However, HSAM is also an acronym for the organization [http://www.hsam.org.uk/: Help the Street Animals of Morocco].   
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|A discussion of Marilu Henner causes Julie to search the acronym "HSAM". In relation to Henner, HSAM stands for "Highly Superior Autobiographical Memory". However, HSAM is also an acronym for the organization [http://www.hsam.org.uk/: Help the Street Animals of Morocco].   
  
 
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|June 1, 2012
 
|June 1, 2012
 
|Eddie Pepitone, Paula Pell
 
|Eddie Pepitone, Paula Pell
|"Hotel Rwanda."
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|June 12, 2012
 
|June 12, 2012
 
|Ana Gasteyer, Seth Rudetsky
 
|Ana Gasteyer, Seth Rudetsky
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|June 15, 2012
 
|June 15, 2012
 
|Adam Pally, Eric Drysdale
 
|Adam Pally, Eric Drysdale
|In a discussion of the Carvel iced cream cake character Cookie Puss, Julie touches on the subject of Cookie's uncle Cookie O'Puss, who hails from Space Ireland.
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|June 22, 2012
 
|June 22, 2012
 
|Tavi Gevinson, Jessi Klein
 
|Tavi Gevinson, Jessi Klein
|"Crazy Person F.I.T." is the school that the character "Buffalo Bill" from the movie ''The Silence of the Lambs'' should have attended.
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|July 20, 2012
 
|July 20, 2012
 
|Tig Notaro, Steve Kandell
 
|Tig Notaro, Steve Kandell
|Would it be fun if when a waiter asked if she wants anything else, Julie said "side of fries" and pulled a handful of fries out of her pocket and set them on the table?  Well, would it?
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|August 9, 2012
 
|August 9, 2012
 
|Alex Stone
 
|Alex Stone
|The investigator in documentary "The Imposter" turns up looking exactly like Charles Durning in "The Muppet Movie," which is a good look on a southern gentleman.
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|August 24, 2012
 
|August 24, 2012
 
|Andy Kindler, Adira Amram
 
|Andy Kindler, Adira Amram
|Andy Kindler talks about one of his early stand-up bits in which his mother comes out from New York to California and is a stereotypical tourist. One of the questions that Andy's mother asked him in typical tourist fashion was as follows: "Andy, you live in California. How are the fajitas?"                                         
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|Andy Kindler talks about one of his early stand-up bits in which his mother comes out from New York to California and is a stereotypical tourist. One of the questions that Andy's mother asked him in typical tourist fashion was as follows: "Andy,you live in California. How are the fajitas?".                                        
  
 
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|September 7, 2012
 
|September 7, 2012
 
|W. Kamau Bell, Wayne White, Neil Berkeley
 
|W. Kamau Bell, Wayne White, Neil Berkeley
|Anna Wintour.  The C stands for exactly what you think it does.
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|September 13, 2012
 
|September 13, 2012
 
|David Sirota
 
|David Sirota
|Gary David Goldberg, creator of "Family Ties" and owner of a dog named Ubu.  Sit, Ubu, sit.
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|September 21, 2012
 
|September 21, 2012
 
|Fran Drescher, Adrian Chen
 
|Fran Drescher, Adrian Chen
|Julie posits that Mama June, of "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" fame, is the best mother on television. This statement was retracted on October 31, 2014.
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|September 27, 2012
 
|September 27, 2012
 
|Jon Ronson
 
|Jon Ronson
|Jon Ronson tells a story about taking his son to meet Santa at Santa's home. He explains that European Santas live in Lapland, an actual place a person can take a trip to.
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|October 11, 2012
 
|October 11, 2012
 
|Andrew McCarthy, Frank Conniff
 
|Andrew McCarthy, Frank Conniff
|The question Julie asks whenever that young guy is hosting Turner Classic Movies instead of Robert Osborne. He should always be there.
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|November 15, 2012
 
|November 15, 2012
 
|Tim Heidecker, Lisa Hanawalt
 
|Tim Heidecker, Lisa Hanawalt
|Julie awoke at 4 am to hear young ruffians actually yelling "woo" and generally making a racket in her courtyard.  She wasn't actually that mad because it was so retro and very "Newsies," like she was living in something which is not actually called "Steampipe Alley", nor is it "Blowhole Junction."  (She was probably thinking of Shinbone Alley.)
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|November 30, 2012
 
|November 30, 2012
 
|Siggy Flicker
 
|Siggy Flicker
|The daughter of Siggy Flicker, love picker, is bothered because her last name, when spelled in block letters on the back of her soccer jersey, appears to read F-U-C-K-E-R, as the L and I look like a U. Julie suggests that the family star in a show called "Meet the Flickers," a reference to the 2004 film "Meet the Fockers."
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|December 7, 2012
 
|December 7, 2012
 
|Kyle Dunnigan, Beth Hoyt
 
|Kyle Dunnigan, Beth Hoyt
|The New York Post claimed that they took a photo of a man about to be run over in the subway because they thought the flash might alert somebody, which is the silliest thing Julie has heard since she heard that clowns are coming over for banana steaks.
 
  
 
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|December 14, 2012
 
|December 14, 2012
 
|Michael Ian Black, Will Hines
 
|Michael Ian Black, Will Hines
|1) Julie felt awkward at the NYMag holiday party because she didn't know anyone, but then Melissa (citation needed) from sales took pity and introduced herself.  "Thank God.  Melissa.  Cling to me.  Melissa, your skin flesh, your skin flesh it quivers."  2) Speaking of skin flesh, did you see the Hurricane Sandy 12/12/12 classic rock jingle ball, starring Roger Daltrey's chest flesh?
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|December 21, 2012
 
|December 21, 2012
 
|Jackie Hoffman, Bill Persky
 
|Jackie Hoffman, Bill Persky
|John Travolta's final line of banter in his gender flipped cover of "Baby It's Cold Outside" with Olivia Newton John.  He's staying!  Gross!
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|December 28, 2012
 
|December 28, 2012
 
|Hunter Bell
 
|Hunter Bell
|Julie astutely renames James Gandolfini's character in "Zero Dark Thirty."
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|Julie astutely renames James Gandolfini's character in "Zero Dark Thirty"
  
 
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|January 4, 2013
 
|January 4, 2013
 
|Starlee Kine, Noah Garfinkel
 
|Starlee Kine, Noah Garfinkel
|The brittle bones of Joan Didion.
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|January 18, 2013
 
|January 18, 2013
 
|Richard Kind, Issa Rae
 
|Richard Kind, Issa Rae
|Why Julie cannot watch "Grey's Anatomy."  She's interested in doctors fucking, but then there's all those patients with tubes in them and assorted medical gurgling noises.
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|January 25, 2013
 
|January 25, 2013
 
|Bridey Elliot, Colman Domingo
 
|Bridey Elliot, Colman Domingo
|In an attempt to look cool while telling a story about Ryan Gosling, Bridey Elliot leans into Julie's refrigerator.
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|February 8, 2013
 
|February 8, 2013
 
|David Ozanich, Michael Kupperman
 
|David Ozanich, Michael Kupperman
|How did Katie Couric get a piano on the set of her talk show?  Union workers.  They move heavy things onto stages, they eat sandwiches.  It's a job.
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|February 22, 2013
 
|February 22, 2013
 
|[[Ted "Teddy" Leo]], Jesse Murray
 
|[[Ted "Teddy" Leo]], Jesse Murray
|Another play on the title of the podcast, in which the mansplaining film "The Exorcist" is discussed.
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|March 15, 2013
 
|March 15, 2013
 
|Claudia Lonow, Carol Sue Gershman
 
|Claudia Lonow, Carol Sue Gershman
|The chemicals they use when you get a perm are so intense they even *smell* poisonous, and this realization can make you think you are going to die.  The anxiety passes when you see how good the perm looks.
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|March 29, 2013
 
|March 29, 2013
 
|Room 237 Filmmakers Rodney Ascher & Tim Kirk
 
|Room 237 Filmmakers Rodney Ascher & Tim Kirk
|There are about a million women's magazines that are just photos of jackets, like "here are five pages of photos of jackets."  This actually does not help Julie's own need for well-fitting jackets.
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|May 10, 2013
 
|Jean Grae
 
|Jean Grae
|There is always a fighting robots show on TV somewhere.  In the 90s, it was "BattleBots."  Now it's probably something like "Battling Bots" on SyFy, or TCM.
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|May 17, 2013
 
|May 17, 2013
 
|David Sedaris
 
|David Sedaris
|Sedaris recounts meeting a woman who defecates into a bag and flushes the bag down the toilet. Julie is appropriate aghast.
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|May 24, 2013
 
|May 24, 2013
 
|Emily Bazelon, Abbi Crutchfield
 
|Emily Bazelon, Abbi Crutchfield
|Neil LaBute's series for DirecTV promises to examine the human condition, which is good to know because Julie was worried it wouldn't do that.
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|June 28, 2013
 
|Gillian Jacobs, Louis Virtel
 
|Gillian Jacobs, Louis Virtel
|What Priscilla Presley sees when she looks in the mirror.  (Clarification/explanation needed.)
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|July 5, 2013
 
|July 5, 2013
 
|[[Ted "Teddy" Leo]], Andrea Arden, Marrilee Wilson
 
|[[Ted "Teddy" Leo]], Andrea Arden, Marrilee Wilson
|Julie is really curious about the content and dosage of Rosie O'Donnell's medication, and thinks that "Rosie's Meds" could be the OWN network equivalent of "Roseanne's Nuts."  Other Rosie topics discussed: Rosie's hair, Rosie's new wife, Rosie's potential as a cult leader.
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|July 12, 2013
 
|July 12, 2013
 
|Freedy Johnston
 
|Freedy Johnston
|Julie saw documentary "The Source Family" and was incredibly disgusted by the Source Cafe (as also featured in the film "Annie Hall"), where the servers went braless and had dirty rat bird pigeon feathers in their hair.  The menu was disgusting and Julie posits that the harvest salad actually caused AIDS.
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|July 19, 2013
 
|July 19, 2013
 
|Brent Weinbach, Gabe Durham
 
|Brent Weinbach, Gabe Durham
|Julie worries that her imagination isn't especially good.  She describes her own adult imagination as "dicks for days," a descent into repetitive sexual fantasies.  It's more charming the way she describes it.
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|September 6, 2013
 
|September 6, 2013
 
|Michael Urie, Jonathan Tollis
 
|Michael Urie, Jonathan Tollis
|A Streisand-heavy episode, with much discussion of Tollis' play "Buyer and Cellar" about Barbra's famed underground shopping center in which no shopping takes place.  The play really captures the poetry of her tchotchkes, among other things.
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|-
 
|[[Episode 132: "Julie Klausner on a Citi Bike Dot Com"]]
 
|September 13, 2013
 
|Therese Mahler
 
|The long-anticipated photo of Julie posing on a Citi Bike with one brawr strap showing has been completed and officially posted at http://julieklausneronacitibike.com/
 
  
 
|-
 
|-
|[[Episode 133: "Chive Teef"]]
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|[[Episode 132]]
|September 20, 2013
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|Lin Manuel-Miranda
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|After seeing a poster featuring an anthropomorphic potato with chive teef (teeth), Julie ponders the lives and interests of designers who worked on "Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2."  Do they love their job?  Is that sad?  Who's to say?
 
  
 
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|-
|[[Episode 134: "Eat a Carb!"]]
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|September 27, 2013
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|Dr. Irene Pepperberg & Emily Wick
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|Emmy-winning actress Anna Gunn (Breaking Bad) unnecessarily "justified" her "puffiness" on the series, stating that steroids caused the weight gain and that cortisone caused the subsequent weight loss. Julie, in disapproval of Gunn's decreasing body mass, and apparent need to explain herself to the public, encouraged her to "Eat a Carb!" and be happy.
 
  
 
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|-
|[[Episode 135: "Walking Ballads"]]
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|[[Episode 134]]
|October 4, 2013
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|Tom Ruprecht
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|"Walking Ballads" are former athletes. They're sad stories.
 
  
 
|-
 
|-
|[[Episode 136: "Layla"]]
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|[[Episode 135]]
|October 11, 2013
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|Nicole Holofcener
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|In the monologue, Julie sings the lyrics she wrote for piano part at the end of "Layla."
 
  
 
|-
 
|-
|[[Episode 137: "Houdini's Waffles"]]
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|[[Episode 136]]
|October 18, 2013
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|Chris Elliott & Jason Woliner
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|Julie and guests discuss Neil Patrick Harris's membership in [http://www.magiccastle.com/ The World Famous Hollywood Magic Castle] organization, speculating that a wonderful brunch served there might include a dish called "Houdini's Waffles."
 
  
 
|-
 
|-
|[[Episode 138: "Oooooh!"]]
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|October 25, 2013
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|Julianne Moore
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|As reported by Jake Fogelnest, this is the noise that actor Christopher Hewett made when he sat on his own balls at a table read for the television program Mr. Belvedere.
 
  
 
|-
 
|-
|[[Episode 139: "More Suicide Than The Average Bear"]]
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|[[Episode 138]]
|November 1, 2013
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|Peter Bagge
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|Julie recalls a moment from [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mo_Rocca Mo Rocca's] interview with [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mariel_Hemingway Mariel Hemingway] on CBS Sunday Morning, in which the amount of suicide in her family's history is a topic. Julie describes the amount of suicide in the Hemingway family as more than that of the average bear.
 
  
 
|-
 
|-
|[[Episode 140: "A Charmless Joy Behar"]]
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|[[Episode 139]]
|November 8, 2013
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|Camille Paglia
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|A description of Woody Allen's sister as she appears in the documentary "Wild Man Blues," which Julie watched primarily to gain insight into Soon-Yi.
 
  
 
|-
 
|-
|[[Episode 141: "Congratulations"]]
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|[[Episode 140]]
|November 15, 2013
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|Emily Altman
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|The ultimate shade-throwing maneuver.
 
  
 
|-
 
|-
|[[Episode 142: "Betty 1, 2, 3"]]
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|[[Episode 141]]
|November 22, 2013
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|Jill Soloway, Danny Tedesco
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|What children should be called to avoid classroom confusion. Also a recipe of Julie's creation. It is Spaghettios on noodles.
 
  
 
|-
 
|-
|[[Episode 143: "The Crime of Being Delicious"]]
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|[[Episode 142]]
|November 29, 2013
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|Steve Young
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|While attempting to explain the National Thanksgiving Turkey Presentation to a Puerto Rican woman, this is how Julie responded to the question of what crime the turkeys - Caramel and Popcorn - were being pardoned of.  Julie's joke elicited no laughs.
 
  
 
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|-
|[[Episode 144: "P Pocket"]]
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|[[Episode 143]]
|December 6, 2013
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|Jamala Johns
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|Britney Spears' pants. The P stands for exactly what you think it does
 
|-
 
|[[Episode 145: "Death Fedora"]]
 
|December 13, 2013
 
|Adam Conover
 
|A special hat to wear to a funeral, because you can't wear any of your other fedoras.
 
|-
 
|[[Episode 146: "The Opposite of Rock & Roll"]]
 
|December 20, 2013
 
|Liz Wollman
 
|Barbara Streisand. Julie has a lot of complicated feelings about her.
 
|-
 
  
|[[Episode 147: "I Don't Do Mushrooms, Henry"]]
 
|December 27, 2013
 
|Sasheer Zamata
 
|Henry is Phish fan Julie made up, to whom she explains that she does not think cats can smile.
 
 
|-
 
|-
|[[Episode 148: "Goodbye, Spoony"]]
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|[[Episode 144]]
|January 3, 2014
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|James Wilson
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|[[Chris "Spoony" Spooner]]'s final episode as producer of How Was Your Week. He passes the torch to [[Ryan "Hotlips" Houlihan]]. Ted Leo wrote him a song.
 
  
 
|-
 
|-
|[[Episode 149: "Here's a Sconce"]]
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|[[Episode 145]]
|January 10, 2014
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|Aimee Mann
 
 
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|
  
 
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|-
|[[Episode 150: "HWYW Gems Volume 5"]]
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|[[Episode 146]]
|January 17, 2014
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|Brent Weinbach, Rachel Lichtman, Freedy Johnston
 
 
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|
  
 
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|-
|[[Episode 151: "To Talk to You About Rembrandt"]]
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|[[Episode 147]]
|January 24, 2014
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|Karen Kilgariff
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|What [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wendy_Beckett Sister Wendy] is eager to do.
 
  
 
|-
 
|-
|[[Episode 152: "Bret Easton Ellis Brainstorming"]]
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|[[Episode 148]]
|January 31, 2014
 
|Dana Gould
 
|Julie refuses to speculate further on what Charlie Sheen does to real dolls. She is not Bret Easton Ellis brainstorming.
 
 
 
|-
 
|[[Episode 153: "Strings and Levees and Pulleys"]]
 
|February 7, 2014
 
|Nicole Byer
 
|This is what's on the waterproof jacket that Elie Weisel is wearing at the end of "Night"/that woman was wearing at the end of "The Biggest Loser."
 
 
 
|-
 
|[[Episode 154: "Shakespeare on my Bike"]]
 
|February 14, 2014
 
|Maria Thayer
 
 
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|-
 
|[[Episode 155: "Andrew and Sunshine"]]
 
|February 21, 2014
 
|Morgan Murphy
 
|Names Julie made up for Katharine McPhee's dogs.
 
 
|-
 
|[[Episode 156: "Karen O-scars"]]
 
|February 28, 2014
 
|Jake Fogelnest
 
|A reference to Karen O's nomination for Best Original Song.
 
 
|-
 
|[[Episode 157: "Doing A Voice Things"]]
 
|March 7, 2014
 
|Aisha Muharrar
 
|One of the things Cameron Diaz is doing (rather than acting) in the trailer for the Annie remake.
 
 
|-
 
|[[Episode 158: "She's a Car"]]
 
|March 14, 2014
 
|Katie Dippold
 
 
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|[[Episode 159: "Python Run"]]
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|[[Episode 149]]
|March 21, 2014
 
|Karina Longworth
 
|What Julie and Alice Cooper call their dates where they take their pythons to the park and let them run around. He has stood her up for 1 Python Run, and 3 Golf Dates.
 
 
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|-
 
|[[Episode 160: "God"]]
 
|March 28, 2014
 
|Tiffany Haddish
 
|Penn of Penn and Teller's safe word when you are having sex with him.
 
 
|-
 
|[[Episode 161: "Things That Demonstrate Physics"]]
 
|April 4, 2014
 
|Merrill Markoe
 
 
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|[[Episode 162: "Praying to Fonts"]]
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|[[Episode 150]]
|April 11, 2014
 
|Brian Stack
 
|In Orthodox Judaism, women and men sit separately so that no one is distracted from praying to God. In Wes Anderson movies, there are no women so that no one is distracted from praying to fonts.
 
 
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|-
 
|[[Episode 163: "Talking Gump"]]
 
|April 18, 2014
 
|Bruce McCulloch
 
|A new talk show debuting during AMC's Gump Week. They almost hired a woman to host it, but then oops they didn't.
 
 
|-
 
|[[Episode 164: "That's The Twist"]]
 
|April 25, 2014
 
|Juliette Danielle
 
|Tommy Wiseau's explanation for just about everything.
 
 
|-
 
|[[Episode 165: "A Working Heart"]]
 
|May 2, 2014
 
|Seth Rogen
 
 
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|[[Episode 166: "That Bellevue Glow"]]
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|[[Episode 151]]
|May 9, 2014
 
|Liza Dye
 
|Julie notes that guest Liza Dye, who recently got out of the hospital where she was recovering from a train accident, looks beautiful and rested.
 
 
 
|-
 
|[[Episode 167: "Unable to Close Her Eyes"]]
 
|May 16, 2014
 
|Mitch Hurwitz
 
|Barbara Walters is and will continue to be...
 
 
 
|-
 
|[[Episode 168: "The Current Incarnation of Alec"]]
 
|May 23, 2014
 
|Linda Simpson
 
|Which incarnation of Alec Baldwin would you sleep with? Choices: Beetlejuice, Glenglarry Glen Ross, It's Complicated, Blue Jasmine. Those are the only answers to this multiple choice question.
 
 
 
|-
 
|[[Episode 169: "Pus Town"]]
 
|May 30, 2014
 
|Jolie Kerr
 
 
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|[[Episode 170: "Our Generation's Nessie"]]
 
|June 6, 2014
 
|Tara Ariano
 
|Possibly what [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slender_Man Slender Man] aka "Slendermin" is.
 
 
|-
 
|[[Episode 171: "Brillsplaining"]]
 
|June 13, 2014
 
|Jason Nash
 
|What Julie  called her explanation of the Carole King musical 'Beautiful' as it takes place in the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brill_Building Brill Building]
 
 
|-
 
|[[Episode 172: "Pellet of Pleasure"]]
 
|June 20, 2014
 
|Max Silvestri
 
|What a grilled cheese sandwich should be.
 
 
|-
 
|[[Episode 174: "Occasional Benevolence Based On Their Scratch Parts"]]
 
|July 4, 2014
 
|Emily Gould
 
|What guest Emily Gould loves most about cats.
 
 
|-
 
|[[Episode 175: "Barbershop Quartet of Bullying Doom"]]
 
|July 11, 2014
 
|Jamies Poniewozik
 
 
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|[[Episode 176: "False Chunk"]]
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|[[Episode 152]]
|July 18, 2014
 
|Scott King
 
|A little ball of just-ice cream in a pint of [http://www.benjerry.com/flavors/half-baked-ice-cream Ben & Jerry's Half-Baked] that is impersonating a chunk of brownie or candy bar.
 
 
 
|-
 
|[[Episode 177: "The Smaller The Cats"]]
 
|July 25, 2014
 
|Nathan Fielder
 
|When Julie has a problem, her solution is to throw cats at it. The more existential the problem, the more unsolvable arguably the problem is, the more cats she throws, or the smaller the cats.
 
 
 
|-
 
|[[Episode 178: "One of the Few Living People That Has A Ghost"]]
 
|August 1, 2014
 
|Matt Berman
 
|Candy Spelling
 
 
 
|-
 
|[[Episode 179: "Rita Moreno Was Going Through Some Stuff"]]
 
|August 8, 2014
 
|David Rees
 
|What Tony Bennet thinks re: collaborating with Lady Gaga
 
 
 
|-
 
|[[Episode 180: "My Dog Hates Me"]]
 
|August 15, 2014
 
|Joshua Wolf Shenk
 
|The probable subtitle of a terrible article about how we should all feel bad about domesticating dogs centuries ago.
 
 
 
|-
 
|[[Episode 181: "STANLEY"]]
 
|August 22, 2014
 
|Natasha Lyonne
 
|Natasha recounts a part of the book 'Sex at Dawn' and describes kind of tribal gang-bang where the woman's next partner is called in from the outside. She and Julie riff on names of these potential partners.
 
 
 
|-
 
|[[Episode 182: "A Cup and Saucer Made Out of a Daffodil"]]
 
|September 5, 2014
 
|Joan Rivers
 
|What Willy Wonka drinks out of in the movie "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory"
 
 
 
|-
 
|[[Episode 183: "Starship Truthers"]]
 
|September 12, 2014
 
|Steven Hammel
 
|Julie briefly mispronounces 'truthers' as 'troopers' and notes that Starship Truthers would be a very different film.
 
 
 
|-
 
|[[Episode 185: "Sucking In"]]
 
|September 19, 2014
 
|Charles Graeber
 
|A teenaged Julie once watched a videotaped production of ''Pippin'' with some other girls, who commented that one actress was "sucking in,"  as she had a flat tummy. There are pros and cons to growing up in the suburbs, guys.
 
 
 
|-
 
|[[Episode 186: "IF HIS NAME WAS WOODEN SPOON"]]
 
|September 26, 2014
 
|John Early
 
|Nicki Minaj's "Anaconda" describes a suitor who "tossed [her] salad like his name was Romaine." Julie observes that this doesn't make sense and comes up with a better potential name.
 
 
 
 
 
|-
 
|[[Episode 187: "Hershey Nestlebaum"]]
 
|October 3, 2014
 
|Andrea Martin
 
|This is the name of Julie's lawyer.
 
 
 
 
 
|-
 
|[[Episode 188: "Her Own Carol"]]
 
|October 10, 2014
 
|Advanced Style
 
 
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|[[Episode 189: "Australian Mars"]]
 
|October 17, 2014
 
|Cole Escola
 
 
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|
  
 
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|[[Episode 190: "A Handsome On Your Test"]]
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|[[Episode 153]]
|October 24, 2014
 
|Louis Peitzman
 
 
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|-
 
|[[Episode 191: "My Waxy Parts"]]
 
|October 31, 2014
 
|Caitlin Moran
 
 
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|-
|[[Episode 192: "You Have To Take Care Of The Baby"]]
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|[[Episode 154]]
|November 7, 2014
 
|Sadie Stein
 
|During a rainstorm, Sadie Stein was approached by a creepy businessman whom desired her umbrella. When she refused, he said, "But I'm the baby. You have to take care of the baby."
 
 
 
|-
 
|[[Episode 193: "The Ol' Not That" ]]
 
|November 14, 2014
 
|Katie Notopoulos
 
 
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|-
 
|[[Episode 194: "Hearing Yourself Breathe"]]
 
|November 28, 2014
 
|Jodi Lennon
 
 
|
 
|
  
 
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|[[Episode 195: "She's a Hurricane"]]
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|[[Episode 155]]
|December 27, 2014
 
|John Safran
 
 
|
 
|
 
|-
 
|[[Episode 196: "Satan's Interns"]]
 
|March 27, 2015
 
 
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|Cats
 
  
 
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|[[Episode 197: "Full Deeny"]]
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|[[Episode 156]]
|April 3, 2015
 
 
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|[[Episode 198: "Heather Pizza"]]
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|[[Episode 157]]
|April 10, 2015
 
 
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|[[Episode 199: "Take This Chainsaw"]]
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|[[Episode 158]]
|April 24, 2015
 
 
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|-
|[[Episode 200: "Schmoo on a Hook"]]
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|[[Episode 159]]
|May 22, 2015
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|Chris "Spoony" Spooner, Thomas Middleditch
 
 
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|
  
 
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|-
|[[Episode 201: "A Woman With A Grudge"]]
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|May 29, 2015
 
 
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