Julie Klausner's Favorite Animals of All Time, Ranked

From Episode 13, "The Ballad of Buddy Longo"

15. Owls

14. Koalas

13. Moose

12. Bears

11. Those monkeys that sit in hot tubs in Japan based on social order [1]

10. Capybaras

9. Walruses

8. Non-face-ripping-off chimpanzees

7. Cats, chubby (non-feral)

6. Orangutans

5. Elephants

4. Manatees

3. All non-basset hound dogs

2. Basset hounds

1. Smiley Muffin