Theme Song

The HWYW theme song was created by Ted "Teddy" Leo and originally inspired by both the Golden Girls and punk-rock. The song features an infectious drum beat and electric guitar riff.

The lyrics are as follows:

Catching up on television, should be catching up on sleep / I hate that song, my boss is weird, the cat's in heat, I'm starting to freak / But listen to me goin' on, I haven't even let you speak / How was your week?

For the purposes of live HWYW performances Ted alters the lyrics to reflect the evening's guest lineup.