Episode 147: "I Don't Do Mushrooms, Henry" - Revision history

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	Hello everybody. It’s Julie Klausner back for another episode of HWYW.		Hello everybody. It’s Julie Klausner back for another episode of HWYW.

	Did you have a Merry Christmas? I’m speaking to you now on the 26th Boxing Day or Grudge Match day into perpetuity as I know it. I like, ~~you~~ am an American, I assume. The thing about Americans the day after Christmas is we as a country very much ape if not the male orgasm the cliché of the male orgasm. Do you know how Louis CK talks about how after a man pleasures himself he goes , Ugh! Ew! Ugh! That’s us after Christmas. You wake up on the 26th and thing, Ah! Stop playing that song. Who turned on Jingle Bells, turn off Jingle Bells. It’s like porn is still playing on your computer, Ah! That’s offensive to my sensibilities. Who out this on? This video objectifies women. That’s America on the 26th. It’s not even Black Friday. Not even the day after in the Thanksgiving sense, well at least I can go somewhere and spend money.		Did you have a Merry Christmas? I’m speaking to you now on the 26th Boxing Day or Grudge Match day into perpetuity as I know it. I, like you, am an American, I assume. The thing about Americans the day after Christmas is we as a country very much ape if not the male orgasm the cliché of the male orgasm. Do you know how Louis CK talks about how after a man pleasures himself he goes , Ugh! Ew! Ugh! That’s us after Christmas. You wake up on the 26th and thing, Ah! Stop playing that song. Who turned on Jingle Bells, turn off Jingle Bells. It’s like porn is still playing on your computer, Ah! That’s offensive to my sensibilities. Who out this on? This video objectifies women. That’s America on the 26th. It’s not even Black Friday. Not even the day after in the Thanksgiving sense, well at least I can go somewhere and spend money.

	Speaking of clichéd I had a Christmas that was so Jewish that before I went to a Chinese Restaurant and ate Chinese food with my family I went to my parent’s new home, they’re moving and I hung Mezuzahs on at least three of the doorways. That is how I approximated my own reduction to a cultural stereotype. I am also doing some binge relaxing. How about that? I’m trying to do as little as possible. I know this is the time of the year when I usually read my one novel but I don’t know if I’ll get to it this year to be completely honest, sorry Jonathan Franzen. I got Jimmy a collar with two tags on it, one has his name and his phone number and the other has his microchip information. He came with a microchip. I didn’t put it in. I didn’t ask for a Robocat. He came with a microchip. Who am I to say, that’s ok, take it out. What am I insane? No, this is what I do. I write down the number. Jimmy has a collar on because he’s going to be coming out with me to the west coast in a couple of weeks. I am going to go there and get the apartment ready for him and then I am going to come back and bring him.		Speaking of clichéd I had a Christmas that was so Jewish that before I went to a Chinese Restaurant and ate Chinese food with my family I went to my parent’s new home, they’re moving and I hung Mezuzahs on at least three of the doorways. That is how I approximated my own reduction to a cultural stereotype. I am also doing some binge relaxing. How about that? I’m trying to do as little as possible. I know this is the time of the year when I usually read my one novel but I don’t know if I’ll get to it this year to be completely honest, sorry Jonathan Franzen. I got Jimmy a collar with two tags on it, one has his name and his phone number and the other has his microchip information. He came with a microchip. I didn’t put it in. I didn’t ask for a Robocat. He came with a microchip. Who am I to say, that’s ok, take it out. What am I insane? No, this is what I do. I write down the number. Jimmy has a collar on because he’s going to be coming out with me to the west coast in a couple of weeks. I am going to go there and get the apartment ready for him and then I am going to come back and bring him.

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	== Download the Episode ==		== Download the Episode ==
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	== Trivia ==		== Trivia ==
			* Jimmy Jazz looks great in a bow tie.

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== Date ==
December 27, 2013

== Guests ==
[http://sasheer.com/ Sasheer Zamata]

== Origin of the episode title ==
Henry is Phish fan Julie made up, to whom she explains that she does not think cats can smile.

== Discussed ==
'''Monologue'''
The difference between cat and dog models, how nice it is to finally be able to happily do nothing, how Britney Spears describes sharks, and why shoplifting is awesome.

'''Interview'''
This week's show features an essential chat with comedian Sasheer Zamata about the year in pop music, which basically means the year in Beyoncé's new album. We also talk about Sasheer's web series, THE PURSUIT OF SEXINESS, how commenters expect all black comics to be all things to all black people everywhere, and how an actor plaing "White Jesus" interacted with Kanye on stage at the Barclay Center one time.

== Trivia ==

== Download the Episode ==
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/sasheer-zamata-ep-147 Episode Link]