Editing Monologue Transcripts

Wonderful listeners and HWYWikians volunteer their time and effort to transcribe Julie's fantastic opening monologues. 

If you want to claim an episode to transcribe, please add it to this list and use 'Pending' as the status so we know you're working on it. 

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!Episode
!Date
!Status

|-
|[[Episode 1: "Oscar Madison Won't Let You Pack Your Bags"]]
|March 8, 2011
|Complete
|-
|[[Episode 40: "Twittertudes"]]
|December 9, 2011
|Pending


|-
|[[Episode 68: "Crazy Person F.I.T."]]
|June 22, 2012
|Pending

|-
|[[Episode 74: "Most of the Nooks"]]
|August 3, 2012
|Complete

|-
|[[Episode 119: "Curating the Linens"]]
|June 14, 2013
|pending

|-
|[[Episode 120: "We're all Smart"]]
|June 21, 2013
|Complete

|-
|[[Episode 121: "Silverdollar Pancakes"]]
|June 28, 2013
|Pending

|-
|[[Episode 122: "Rosie's Meds"]]
|July 5, 2013
|Complete

|-
|[[Episode 123: "The Patient Zero of Food"]]
|July 12, 2013
|Complete


|-
|[[Episode 124: "Dicks for Days"]]
|July 19, 2013
|Complete

|-
|[[Episode 125: "Shitty Shoes"]]
|July 26, 2013
|Complete

|-
|[[Episode 126: "Cool Story Dennis"]]
|August 2, 2013
|Complete
|-
|[[Episode 127: "Like Fuddruckers But Expensive"]]
|August 9, 2013
|Complete

|-
|[[Episode 128: "America's Morning"]]
|August 16, 2013
|Complete

|-
|[[Episode 129: "A Hanna-Barbera Cartoon About Carnage"]]
|August 23, 2013
|Complete

|-
|[[Episode 130: "I'll Chew on a Dog"]]
|August 30, 2013
|Complete

|-
|[[Episode 131: "The Poetry of Her Tchotchkes"]]
|September 6, 2013
|Complete

|-
|[[Episode 132: "Julie Klausner on a Citi Bike Dot Com"]]
|September 13, 2013
|Complete

|-
|[[Episode 133: "Chive Teef"]]
|September 20, 2013
|Complete

|-
|[[Episode 134: "Eat a Carb!"]]
|September 27, 2013
|Complete

|-
|[[Episode 135: "Walking Ballads"]]
|October 4, 2013
|Complete

|-
|[[Episode 136: "Layla"]]
|October 11, 2013
|Pending

|-
|[[Episode 137: "Houdini's Waffles"]]
|October 18, 2013
|Complete

|-
|[[Episode 138: "Oooooh!"]]
|October 25, 2013
|Complete

|-
|[[Episode 139: "More Suicide Than The Average Bear"]]
|November 1, 2013
|Complete

|-
|[[Episode 140: "A Charmless Joy Behar"]]
|November 8, 2013
|Complete

|-
|[[Episode 141: "Congratulations"]]
|November 15, 2013
|Complete

|-
|[[Episode 142: "Betty 1, 2, 3"]]
|November 22, 2013
|Complete

|-
|[[Episode 143: "The Crime of Being Delicious"]]
|November 29, 2013
|Complete

|-
|[[Episode 144: "P Pocket"]]
|December 6, 2013
|Complete

|-
|[[Episode 145: "Death Fedora"]]
|December 13, 2013
|Complete

|-
|[[Episode 146: "The Opposite of Rock & Roll"]]
|December 20, 2013
|Complete

|-
|[[Episode 147: "I Don't Do Mushrooms, Henry"]]
|December 27, 2013
|Complete

|-
|[[Episode 148: "Goodbye, Spoony"]]
|January 3, 2014
|Complete

|-
|[[Episode 149: "Here's a Sconce"]]
|January 10, 2014
|Complete

|-
|[[Episode 150: "HWYW Gems Vol. 5"]]
|January 17, 2014
|Complete

|-
|[[Episode 151: "To Talk to You About Rembrandt"]]
|January 24, 2014
|Complete

|-
|[[Episode 152: "Bret Easton Ellis Brainstorming"]]
|January 31, 2014
|Complete

|-
|[[Episode 153: "Strings and Levees and Pulleys"]]
|February 7, 2014
|Complete

|-
|[[Episode 154: "Shakespeare on my Bike"]]
|February 14, 2014
|Complete

|-
|[[Episode 155: "Andrew and Sunshine"]]
|February 21, 2014
|Complete

|-
|[[Episode 156: "Karen O-scars"]]
|February 28, 2014
|Complete

|-
|[[Episode 157: "Doing A Voice Things"]]
|March 7, 2014
|Complete

|-
|[[Episode 158: "She's a Car"]]
|March 14, 2014
|Complete

|-
|[[Episode 159: "Python Run"]]
|March 21, 2014
|Complete

|-
|[[Episode 160: "God"]]
|March 28, 2014
|Complete

|-
|[[Episode 161: "Things That Demonstrate Physics"]]
|April 4, 2014
|Complete

|-
|[[Episode 162: "Praying to Fonts"]]
|April 11, 2014
|Complete

|-
|[[Episode 163: "Talking Gump"]]
|April 18, 2014
|Complete

|-
|[[Episode 164: "That's The Twist"]]
|April 25, 2014
|Complete

|-
|[[Episode 165: "A Working Heart"]]
|May 2, 2014
|Complete

|-
|[[Episode 166: "That Bellevue Glow"]]
|May 9, 2014
|Complete

|-
|[[Episode 167: "Unable to Close Her Eyes"]]
|May 16, 2014
|Complete

|-
|[[Episode 168: "The Current Incarnation of Alec"]]
|May 23, 2014
|Complete

|-
|[[Episode 169: "Pus Town"]]
|May 30, 2014
|Complete

|-
|[[Episode 170: "Our Generation's Nessie"]]
|June 6, 2014
|Complete

|-
|[[Episode 171: "Brillsplaining"]]
|June 13, 2014
|Complete

|-
|[[Episode 172: "Pellet of Pleasure"]]
|June 20, 2014
|Complete

|-
|[[Episode 173: "HWYW Gems 6"]]
|June 27, 2014
|Complete

|-
|[[Episode 175: "Barbershop Quartet of Bullying Doom"]]
|July 11, 2014
|Complete

|-
|[[Episode 176: "False Chunk"]]
|July 18, 2014
|Complete

|-
|[[Episode 177: "The Smaller The Cats"]]
|July 25, 2014
|Complete

|-
|[[Episode 178: "One of the Few Living People That Has A Ghost"]]
|August 1, 2014
|Complete

|-
|[[Episode 179: "Rita Moreno Was Going Through Some Stuff"]]
|August 8, 2014
|Complete

|-
|[[Episode 180: "My Dog Hates Me"]]
|August 15, 2014
|Complete

|-
|[[Episode 181: "STANLEY"]]
|August 22, 2014
|Complete

|-
|[[Episode 182: "A Cup and Saucer Made Out of a Daffodil"]]
|September 5, 2014
|Complete

|-
|[[Episode 183: "Starship Truthers"]]
|September 12, 2014
|Complete

|-
|[[Episode 185: "Sucking In"]]
|September 19, 2014
|Complete

|-
|[[Episode 186: "IF HIS NAME WAS WOODEN SPOON"]]
|September 26, 2014
|Complete

|-
|[[Episode 187: "Hershey Nestlebaum"]]
|October 3, 2014
|Complete

|-
|[[Episode 188: "Her Own Carol"]]
|October 10, 2014
|Complete

|-
|[[Episode 189: "Australian Mars"]]
|October 17, 2014
|Complete
|}