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Companion cat to [[Wikipedia:Julie Klausner | Julie Klausner ]] who is often referred to on episodes of the How Was Your Week? podcast. Jimmy is a male cat (apparently neutered) who wears a tuxedo "all of the Goddamn time" due to his being a [[Wikipedia : tuxedo cat | tuxedo cat]]. Despite the cat's apparent sterility, his genitalia has been described as "well endowed". Julie enjoys singing a variety of songs to Jimmy, who is often (always) disinterested.[http://jezebel.com/5964664/five-songs-i-sing-to-my-cat] Jimmy recently announced he prefers to be known as "Josh".
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Companion cat to [[Wikipedia:Julie Klausner | Julie Klausner ]] who is often referenced on the How Was Your Week? podcast.  
  
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Jimmy is a male cat (apparently neutered) who wears a tuxedo "all of the Goddamn time" due to his being a [[Wikipedia : tuxedo cat | tuxedo cat]]. Despite his apparent sterility, Jimmy has been described as "well endowed" by a medical professional. Julie enjoys singing a variety of songs to Jimmy, who is often (always) disinterested.[http://jezebel.com/5964664/five-songs-i-sing-to-my-cat]
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Jimmy looks like the kind of cat that Pepé Le Pew would be into if Pepé were super gay.
  
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Jimmy recently announced he prefers to be known as "Josh". UPDATE: Jimmy no longer wishes to be known as "Josh" and now prefers the more punk rock "Jonny". Julie refuses to acknowledge him by this moniker, hoping his desire is simply a phase. FURTHER UPDATE: Jimmy no longer wishes to be called "Josh," he wishes to be called "Jax" like the character on Sons of Anarchy, but we should not indulge him.
  
Jimmy's hobbies include:
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== Hobbies ==
 
Pushing objects off of ledges;
 
Pushing objects off of ledges;
  
Watching construction workers, whom he believes are responsible for making [[Wikipedia : birds | birds]]);
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Watching construction workers, whom he believes are responsible for making [[Wikipedia : birds | birds]];
  
 
Hoarding toy [[meece]] under the couch [http://distilleryimage2.s3.amazonaws.com/ab21c856b58e11e29a2a22000a1fb02b_7.jpg];
 
Hoarding toy [[meece]] under the couch [http://distilleryimage2.s3.amazonaws.com/ab21c856b58e11e29a2a22000a1fb02b_7.jpg];
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Breaking glasses with Auntie Renata.
 
Breaking glasses with Auntie Renata.
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Singing along with opera (aka Yo Yo Ma).

Latest revision as of 22:21, 29 March 2014

Companion cat to Julie Klausner who is often referenced on the How Was Your Week? podcast.

Jimmy is a male cat (apparently neutered) who wears a tuxedo "all of the Goddamn time" due to his being a tuxedo cat. Despite his apparent sterility, Jimmy has been described as "well endowed" by a medical professional. Julie enjoys singing a variety of songs to Jimmy, who is often (always) disinterested.[1]

Jimmy looks like the kind of cat that Pepé Le Pew would be into if Pepé were super gay.

Jimmy recently announced he prefers to be known as "Josh". UPDATE: Jimmy no longer wishes to be known as "Josh" and now prefers the more punk rock "Jonny". Julie refuses to acknowledge him by this moniker, hoping his desire is simply a phase. FURTHER UPDATE: Jimmy no longer wishes to be called "Josh," he wishes to be called "Jax" like the character on Sons of Anarchy, but we should not indulge him.

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Hobbies[edit]

Pushing objects off of ledges;

Watching construction workers, whom he believes are responsible for making birds;

Hoarding toy meece under the couch [2];

Posing for pictures [3];

Being a Mushy Man [4];

Planning his Bar Mitzvah; and

Breaking glasses with Auntie Renata.

Singing along with opera (aka Yo Yo Ma).