Editing Episode 186: "IF HIS NAME WAS WOODEN SPOON"
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(Singing) Where was I before the day that I first saw your lovely face? Now I see it every day and I know that you are, you are, you are the mushiest. | (Singing) Where was I before the day that I first saw your lovely face? Now I see it every day and I know that you are, you are, you are the mushiest. | ||
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This is all fantasy. Don’t quote me as saying I am going to do this. I just like to go on little adventures in my mind. I call them super-staycations Time Out New York if you’re listening. | This is all fantasy. Don’t quote me as saying I am going to do this. I just like to go on little adventures in my mind. I call them super-staycations Time Out New York if you’re listening. | ||
− | I said I like Blackish, I stand by that. Wendi McLenden-Covey is very funny and talented. I like her and I enjoy her work. | + | I said I like Blackish, I stand by that. Wendi McLenden-Covey is very funny and talented. I like her and I enjoy her work. She wrote a thing about funny ladies (http://www.laughspin.com/2014/09/22/wendi-mclendon-covey-to-hollywood-revamp-your-shortlist-of-funny-broads-laughspin-exclusive/) and she gave a whole bunch of suggestions…she had a really good point stop using the same funny lady or two as examples and there are a lot more funny women out there. Anyway, I am off her radar. She just used a bunch of examples of who should be Ghostbusters, I thought uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, ok, what is her next example…oh sure, yeah, yep, uh-huh, uh-huh, nope, ok. I’m not on Wendi McLenden-Covey’s radar, it’s a new year 5775 and that will be one of the things I’ll work on, put it on the list. |
I saw a couple of movies last weekend including Brian DePalma’s Sisters starring Margot Kidder and Winslow Leach from Phantom of the Paradise as French Canadians for no reason. I did enjoy it. I think. I enjoyed it. I don’t know if it was good. It was probably very bad or good. Then I also saw Elvira Mistress of the Dark for the first time because it’s our friend Jessie’s favorite movie and also because it’s Elvira Mistress of the Dark. I don’t need to tell you why I saw Elvira Mistress of the Dark. She has a poodle in it named Gonk. Gonk gets a punk rock make-over and does that trick that dogs do where they cover their eyes with their paws. It is often edited into particularly funny movies to make it seem like the dog is embarrassed, Gonk does that a few times in the movie. As per Jessie’s suggestion I would now like to formerly induct Gonk into the Critter Hall of Fame. Welcome Gonk to the Critter Hall of Fame. | I saw a couple of movies last weekend including Brian DePalma’s Sisters starring Margot Kidder and Winslow Leach from Phantom of the Paradise as French Canadians for no reason. I did enjoy it. I think. I enjoyed it. I don’t know if it was good. It was probably very bad or good. Then I also saw Elvira Mistress of the Dark for the first time because it’s our friend Jessie’s favorite movie and also because it’s Elvira Mistress of the Dark. I don’t need to tell you why I saw Elvira Mistress of the Dark. She has a poodle in it named Gonk. Gonk gets a punk rock make-over and does that trick that dogs do where they cover their eyes with their paws. It is often edited into particularly funny movies to make it seem like the dog is embarrassed, Gonk does that a few times in the movie. As per Jessie’s suggestion I would now like to formerly induct Gonk into the Critter Hall of Fame. Welcome Gonk to the Critter Hall of Fame. | ||
I also got to see a very exciting photograph of Glen Hetrick’s cats. Glen Hetrick who is the main attraction to the Syfy network’s Face Off is a cat owner. Since I learned that he has two cats and they are, “the center of his life” I have been harassing him on twitter asking to see a photo of the cats. He said he would post it because it’s almost time for them to try on their “Halloween Costumes”… It’s almost time… The time has almost come for my cats… by the way I wonder if they are purebred. Purebred cats can be oddly docile to the extent that we’ve inbred them enough so that they are completely complacent and you can put stupid outfits on them they are very calm. They are like the cats you see at the cat show where the judges take them out of their crates and are holding them up. The cats don’t feel like killing you, that doesn’t seem like a reasonable thing to do at all. Those aren’t real cats. They are real cats but they are not cats I know. Ooh, this is an interesting idea…are these real cats? This is like an episode of Blackish but for cats—like Catish. Identity stuff. | I also got to see a very exciting photograph of Glen Hetrick’s cats. Glen Hetrick who is the main attraction to the Syfy network’s Face Off is a cat owner. Since I learned that he has two cats and they are, “the center of his life” I have been harassing him on twitter asking to see a photo of the cats. He said he would post it because it’s almost time for them to try on their “Halloween Costumes”… It’s almost time… The time has almost come for my cats… by the way I wonder if they are purebred. Purebred cats can be oddly docile to the extent that we’ve inbred them enough so that they are completely complacent and you can put stupid outfits on them they are very calm. They are like the cats you see at the cat show where the judges take them out of their crates and are holding them up. The cats don’t feel like killing you, that doesn’t seem like a reasonable thing to do at all. Those aren’t real cats. They are real cats but they are not cats I know. Ooh, this is an interesting idea…are these real cats? This is like an episode of Blackish but for cats—like Catish. Identity stuff. | ||
− | Anyway Glen Hetrick has two cats and it runs out they are just ordinary. Pippin will tell you ordinary is as ordinary does. Fine. These are house cats. God Bless Glen Hetrick and his heart, these look like adopted short-hairs that you can, and should get at your local shelter. One is a tuxedo and one is a calico. They are not fat, but they are a little chubby. Oh boy I can’t wait to see them in their Halloween Costumes. SO he | + | Anyway Glen Hetrick has two cats and it runs out they are just ordinary. Pippin will tell you ordinary is as ordinary does. Fine. These are house cats. God Bless Glen Hetrick and his heart, these look like adopted short-hairs that you can, and should get at your local shelter. One is a tuxedo and one is a calico. (https://twitter.com/glenn_hetrick/status/513070326465302528/photo/1) They are not fat, but they are a little chubby. Oh boy I can’t wait to see them in their Halloween Costumes. SO he tweeted this photo and the tuxedo cat’s name is Isabella Snarfollini but he calls her Snarfles and then the Calico-he calls her a torty but it’s a calico and she’s named Agatha Kitty Hetrick—Oh Jesus, is that a pun on Agatha Christie-oyyoyoyoy—Agatha Kitty Hetrick aka Downtown Brown, that’s like Spoony or DeeDee Ramone. The other thing about this photo is that Glen Hetrick took it in I’m sure his living room area but he probably calls it his parlor. There’s a leather couch with a power chord on it but with the exception of that it all looks pretty Steampunk. There’s an old timey phone and a couple of nautical looking things on brass stand. Glen Hetrick you certainly have your own style. I adore him. I really do. I think he’s so great. |
Should we start the show. We have one guest.. | Should we start the show. We have one guest.. |