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		<title>Episode 217: &quot;The Burlington Mouse&quot;</title>
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		<updated>2018-02-17T06:06:05Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Courtofappeals: /* Discussed */&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
== Date ==&lt;br /&gt;
Feb 14, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Origin of the episode title ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Discussed ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Is that a death mask you're wearing or did you just get some micro-blading done? Either way, it looks scabby!&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
Miss Julie has returned to you and boy does she has some piping hot takes on Valentine's Day, human torture, and RuPaul's Drag Race! Does she have one on Star Wars? Yes, the old one because of Carrie Fisher and no other one.&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
There is also a very busy mouse you're going to have to deal with and that's just the way it is, pal.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* At '''''29:37''''', Julie discusses the National Lampoon movie (&amp;quot;A Futile and Stupid Gesture&amp;quot;) &amp;amp; documentary (&amp;quot;Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead: The Story of the National Lampoon&amp;quot;). Documentary previously discussed in [http://www.howwasyourwiki.com/index.php?title=Episode_208:_%22The_Kevin_Show%22 Episode #208].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Trivia ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Download the Episode ==&lt;br /&gt;
[https://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/#Xo4LUy2750flgCrx.99 Episode Link]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	<entry>
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		<title>Episode 217: &quot;The Burlington Mouse&quot;</title>
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		<updated>2018-02-17T06:05:05Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Courtofappeals: /* Discussed */ lampoon&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
== Date ==&lt;br /&gt;
Feb 14, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Origin of the episode title ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Discussed ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Is that a death mask you're wearing or did you just get some micro-blading done? Either way, it looks scabby!&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
Miss Julie has returned to you and boy does she has some piping hot takes on Valentine's Day, human torture, and RuPaul's Drag Race! Does she have one on Star Wars? Yes, the old one because of Carrie Fisher and no other one.&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
There is also a very busy mouse you're going to have to deal with and that's just the way it is, pal.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* [29:37] National Lampoon movie (A Futile and Stupid Gesture) &amp;amp; documentary (&amp;quot;Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead: The Story of the National Lampoon&amp;quot;). Documentary previously discussed in [http://www.howwasyourwiki.com/index.php?title=Episode_208:_%22The_Kevin_Show%22 Episode #208].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Trivia ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Download the Episode ==&lt;br /&gt;
[https://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/#Xo4LUy2750flgCrx.99 Episode Link]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	<entry>
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		<title>Episodes</title>
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		<updated>2018-02-17T05:57:25Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Courtofappeals: added 216 217&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;== Overview ==&lt;br /&gt;
How Was Your Week was first released on March 8, 2011. Regular episodes are released weekly on Fridays, barring unforeseen circumstances. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Episodes before 165 will require a Premium Subscription. [http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/search/is_premium A Premium Subscription] entitles you to access to How Was Your Week archives. Without premium access, only the most recent 25 episodes are available for free download.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Premium Extrasodes are available to listeners who have a [http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/search/is_premium premium subscription] to How Was Your Week through Libsyn. These include live shows and exclusive interviews. They are great. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Regular Episodes ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable sortable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
!Episode&lt;br /&gt;
!Date&lt;br /&gt;
!Guests&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 1: &amp;quot;Oscar Madison Won't Let You Pack Your Bags&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
| March 8, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Julie's Parents and [[Natasha Vargas-Cooper]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 2: &amp;quot;The Taste of Christmas Morning&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|March 19, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Jesse Murray, Anthony Atamanuik&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 3: &amp;quot;A Smiling Bruce Vilanch&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|March 26, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Billy Eichner, Megan Amram&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 4: &amp;quot;I Did Fiddler!&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|April 1, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Ronna &amp;amp; Beverly, James Urbaniak&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 5: &amp;quot;The One With Joan Rivers&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|April 7, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Joan Rivers&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 6: &amp;quot;Polar Bears on Moonbeams&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|April 15, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Patton Oswalt, Holly Schlesinger&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 7: &amp;quot;The Pottery Scene From GREASE&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|April 23, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Rachel Dratch and Rachel Shukert&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 8: &amp;quot;All The Way To Canada&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|April 29, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Neko Case, Joe Mande&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 9: &amp;quot;In The Face&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|May 6, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Seth Rudetsky, Baratunde Thurston&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 10: &amp;quot;Pico Won't Know Our Baby&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|May 14, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Jen Kirkman, Andrea Rosen, John Gemberling&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 11: &amp;quot;Enter Dancing&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|May 20, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Sally Kellerman, Paul Scheer&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 12: &amp;quot;The Young &amp;amp; The Messy&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|May 27, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Jackée &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 13: &amp;quot;The Ballad of Buddy Longo&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|June 3, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Julieanne Smolinski&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 14: &amp;quot;Our Congressman In His Underpants&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|June 10, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Michelle Collins, Eugene Mirman&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[How Were Your Tonys? Special Minisode]]&lt;br /&gt;
|June 13, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Scott Brown&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 15: &amp;quot;What's This? It's The Style&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|June 17, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Ira Glass, Anaheed Alani&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 16: &amp;quot;So Many Ethans&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|June 24, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Ana Gasteyer, Vanessa Bayer&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 17: &amp;quot;Cat Bride&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|July 1, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Michael Rapaport, Larry Murphy&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 18: &amp;quot;Giant Pictures of Hamburgers&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|July 8, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Tom Scharpling&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 19: &amp;quot;She's A Cold Soup&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|July 15, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Rob Delaney, Michelle McNamara&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 20: &amp;quot;Bev's Bananas&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|July 22, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Maria Bamford&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 21: &amp;quot;In The Business Of Lying To You&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|July 29, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Dave Hill, John Ross Bowie&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 22: &amp;quot;Rave Withdrawal&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|August 5, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Steve Agee, Bryan Safi&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 23: &amp;quot;America's Jelly&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|August 12, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Laraine Newman, Lisa F. Jackson&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 24: &amp;quot;Half A Face&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|August 19, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Paul F. Tompkins, Jamie Denbo&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 25: Best of HWYW Vol. 1]]&lt;br /&gt;
|August 26, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Joan Rivers, Patton Oswalt, Holly Schlesinger, Neko Case, Billy Eichner, James Urbaniak&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 26: &amp;quot;Count Chocula's Other Teeth&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|September 2, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Michael Musto, Jake Fogelnest&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 27: &amp;quot;Shelf Of Justice&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|September 9, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|[[David Rakoff]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 28: &amp;quot;Sherry&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|September 16, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Jackie Collins, Amy Schumer&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 29: &amp;quot;This Is Lowell&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|September 23, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Patton Oswalt, Daniel Kibblesmith&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 30: &amp;quot;Upstairs Coke&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|September 30, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Susie Essman, Gabe Delahaye&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 31: &amp;quot;My Birds&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|October 7, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Sandra Bernhard, Jeffrey Self&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 32: &amp;quot;Tiny Faces&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|October 14, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Amy Poehler, Rich Fulcher&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 33: &amp;quot;Pondering Tonya&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|October 21, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Martha Plimpton&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 34: &amp;quot;Satchel&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|October 28, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Sarah Silverman, Mike Albo&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 35: &amp;quot;Full Petula&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|November 4, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Mink Stole, John Mulaney&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 36: HWYW Live]]&lt;br /&gt;
|November 10, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Fred Armisen, Billy Eichner, Paul F. Tompkins, more&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 37: &amp;quot;The Juiciest Chicken You've Ever Had&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|November 18, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Sonja Morgan, Richard Lawson&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 38: &amp;quot;Steampunk Goodfellas&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|November 25, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Mike Daisey, Gil Ozeri&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 39: &amp;quot;Horror-curious&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|December 2, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Nick Kroll, Gabe Liedman&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 40: &amp;quot;Twittertudes&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|December 9, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Kristen Schaal, Ari Graynor&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 41: &amp;quot;You-know-what-icide Season&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|December 16, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Ted &amp;quot;Teddy&amp;quot; Leo]], Ramona Singer&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 42: &amp;quot;Spa-cast&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|December 23, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Kurt Braunohler, Cecily von Ziegesar&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 43: &amp;quot;Tommy Mattola for Nothing']]&lt;br /&gt;
|December 30, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Mike Doughty&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 44: &amp;quot;Twiddling and Eight-balls&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|January 6, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Rob Tannenbaum&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 45: &amp;quot;Many Parts of a Pine Tree&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|January 13, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Frank DeCaro, Kate Beaton&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 46: &amp;quot;Consequences&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|January 20, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Chris Gethard, Katie Notopoulos&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 47: &amp;quot;What Someone's Mom's Idea of a Nightclub Is&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|January 27, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|David Cross, Eliot Glazer&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 48: Best of HWYW Vol. 2]]&lt;br /&gt;
|February 3, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Patton Oswalt, John Mulaney, Mike Daisey, Ted Leo&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 49: &amp;quot;Me and My Stupid Bat&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|February 10, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Kristen Johnston&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 50: &amp;quot;What About a Macaroni Salad?&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|February 17, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Jenny Johnson, Max Silvestri&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 51: HWYW Live]]&lt;br /&gt;
|January 24, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Sandra Bernhard, Tom Scharpling, Ira Glass, Joe Mande&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[How Were Your Oscars? Special Minisode]]&lt;br /&gt;
|February 27, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Dave Itzkoff, Tom Scharpling, Gary Tha Squirrel&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 52: &amp;quot;Jolly Roger&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|March 2, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Lizz Winstead, Adam Wade&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 53: &amp;quot;On Improv&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|March 9, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Simon Doonan, Eric Lefcowitz&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 54: &amp;quot;The Crunch Factor&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|March 16, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Rickie Lee Jones, Kambri Crews&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 55: &amp;quot;A Jaw That Could Open a Can of Tuna Fish&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|March 23, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Mo Rocca, Dave Cullen&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 56: &amp;quot;Jam Ghetto&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|March 30, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Sharon Needles, Whitney Jefferson&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 57: &amp;quot;Dog Valet&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|April 6, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Chris Parnell, Jon Daly&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 58: &amp;quot;College Hounds&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|April 13, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Susan Orlean, Jon Hendren&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 59: &amp;quot;The Boyfriend Experience&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|April 20, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Michael K, Jessica St. Clair, Lennon Parham&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 60: &amp;quot;Fig Bar Bender&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|April 26, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Nellie McKay, Dodai Stewart&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 61: &amp;quot;Something Something Justin Timberlake&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|May 4, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|David Yazbek, Damien Lemon&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 62: &amp;quot;The Front of a Crocodile&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|May 11, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Will Leitch, Sara Schaefer&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[How Was Your Smash? Special Extrasode]]&lt;br /&gt;
|May 17, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Nate Harris, Jason Grote, Rachel Shukert&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 63: &amp;quot;Help the Street Animals of Morocco&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|May 18, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Curtis Gwinn, Choire Sicha&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 64: &amp;quot;Library Water&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|May 25, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Patton Oswalt, Retta&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 65: &amp;quot;My Least Favorite Eagles Song&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|June 1, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Eddie Pepitone, Paula Pell&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 66: &amp;quot;The Mingus Method&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|June 8, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Kurt Loder, Nathan Rabin&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[How Were Your Tonys? 2012]]&lt;br /&gt;
|June 12, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Ana Gasteyer, Seth Rudetsky&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 67: &amp;quot;Space Ireland&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|June 15, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Adam Pally, Eric Drysdale&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 68: &amp;quot;Crazy Person F.I.T.&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|June 22, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Tavi Gevinson, Jessi Klein&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 69: &amp;quot;Is This Jazz?&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|June 29, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Rob Sheffield, Michael McMillian&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 70: &amp;quot;Do You Shred?&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|July 6, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Carole Radziwill, Kevin Allison&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 71: HWYW Live]]&lt;br /&gt;
|July 13, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Martha Plimpton, Jim Gaffigan, Katie Notopoulos, Mike Daisey, VIDS&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 72: &amp;quot;Side of Fries&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|July 20, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Tig Notaro, Steve Kandell&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 73: &amp;quot;The Sneaker Nap&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|July 27, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Bobcat Goldthwait, Simon Amstell&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 74: &amp;quot;Most of the Nooks&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|August 3, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Gabe Liedman, Alison Rich&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 75: &amp;quot;Doc Hopper Realness&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|August 9, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Alex Stone&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[HWYW Special Minisode]]&lt;br /&gt;
|August 10, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|David Rakoff&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 76: Best of HWYW Vol. 3]]&lt;br /&gt;
|August 17, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Patton Oswalt, Carole Radziwill, Eddie Pepitone, Sara Schaefer, Dave Cullen&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 77: &amp;quot;The Fajitas&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|August 24, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Andy Kindler, Adira Amram&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 78: &amp;quot;Girls Named Heather Fixing Their Skirts&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|August 31, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Max Read, Kurt Metzger&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 79: &amp;quot;C Skeleton&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|September 7, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|W. Kamau Bell, Wayne White, Neil Berkeley&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 80: &amp;quot;Ubu's Owner&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|September 13, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|David Sirota&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 81: &amp;quot;The Best Mother on Television&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|September 21, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Fran Drescher, Adrian Chen&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 82: &amp;quot;Lapland&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|September 27, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Jon Ronson&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 83: &amp;quot;P is for Pizza&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|October 4, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Jodi Lennon, Jessica Grose&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 84: &amp;quot;Where's Grandpa?&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|October 11, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Andrew McCarthy, Frank Conniff&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 85: &amp;quot;No Breast Buds&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|October 19, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Mike Birbiglia, Peaches Christ&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 86: &amp;quot;How Was Your Shriek Live&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|October 25, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Kristen Johnston, Scharpling &amp;amp; Wurster, Gabe Liedman, Gary Tha Squirrel&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 87: &amp;quot;How Was Your Storm&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|November 2, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Chris Spooner, Jack Fagan&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 88: &amp;quot;Angry Horseback Riding&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|November 9, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Todd Oldham, Nikki Glaser&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 89: &amp;quot;Blowhole Junction&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|November 15, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Tim Heidecker, Lisa Hanawalt&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 90: &amp;quot;Night Trote&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|November 23, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|David Rees, Laura Benanti&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 91: &amp;quot;Meet the Flickers&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|November 30, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Siggy Flicker&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 92: &amp;quot;Banana Steaks&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|December 7, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Kyle Dunnigan, Beth Hoyt&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 93: &amp;quot;Skin Flesh&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|December 14, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Michael Ian Black, Will Hines&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 94: &amp;quot;I'm Stayin'&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|December 21, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Jackie Hoffman, Bill Persky&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 95: &amp;quot;Leon Pancetta&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|December 28, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Hunter Bell&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 96: &amp;quot;Exactly Like a Cornish Hen&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|January 4, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Starlee Kine, Noah Garfinkel&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 97: &amp;quot;Glug Glug&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|January 11, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Carrie Brownstein, Danielle Henderson&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 98: &amp;quot;All That Gurgling&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|January 18, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Richard Kind, Issa Rae&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 99: &amp;quot;Fridge Leaners&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|January 25, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Bridey Elliot, Colman Domingo&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 100: &amp;quot;One Hundred&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|January 31, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Tom Scharpling, Jesse Thorn&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 101: &amp;quot;Heavy Things Onto Stages&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|February 8, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|David Ozanich, Michael Kupperman&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 102: &amp;quot;Men of the '90s&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|February 15, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Peter Grosz, Craig Bierko&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 103: &amp;quot;How Was Your Exorcist&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|February 22, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Ted &amp;quot;Teddy&amp;quot; Leo]], Jesse Murray&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 104: &amp;quot;Battlefield Girth&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|March 1, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|DC Pierson, Alex Timbers&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 105: &amp;quot;An Egg Without Salt&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|March 7, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|David Wain, America Ferrera&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 106: &amp;quot;In the Presence of Poison&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|March 15, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Claudia Lonow, Carol Sue Gershman&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 107: &amp;quot;Santas, Attack!&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|March 22, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Chad Carter, Ted Travelstead[http://trumpetcake.tumblr.com/]&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 108: &amp;quot;Photos of Jackets&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|March 29, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Room 237 Filmmakers Rodney Ascher &amp;amp;amp; Tim Kirk&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 109: &amp;quot;Canal Street&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|April 5, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Marc Spitz, Nicole J. Georges&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 110: HWYW Live]]&lt;br /&gt;
|April 12, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Chris &amp;amp;amp; Bridey Elliott, Aimee Mann, Siggy Flicker, Pichet Ong, Max Silvestri, more&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 111: &amp;quot;Ann-Margret's P-Belt&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|April 19, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Christina Gausas, Craig Rowin&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 112: &amp;quot;Wesleyan as a Human Being&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|April 26, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Rachel Lichtman, Jena Friedman&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 113: &amp;quot;Pete Ubu&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|May 3, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Jim Gaffigan, Ophira Eisenberg&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 114: &amp;quot;Battling Bots&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|May 10, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Jean Grae&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 115: &amp;quot;Madame, No&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|May 17, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|David Sedaris&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 116: &amp;quot;The Human Condition on TV&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|May 24, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Emily Bazelon, Abbi Crutchfield&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 117: HWYW Gems 4]]&lt;br /&gt;
|May 31, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Tom Scharpling, Jon Ronson, Rachel Lichtman, Emily Heller &amp;amp;amp; Lisa Hanawalt, Danielle Henderson&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 118: &amp;quot;Wayne and Garth&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|June 7, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Shelby Fero, Bridget Everett&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 119: &amp;quot;Curating the Linens&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|June 14, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Harris Wittels, Ben Nugent&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 120: &amp;quot;We're All Smart&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|June 21, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Kat Dennings, Chiara Atik&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 121: &amp;quot;Silver Dollar Pancakes&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|June 28, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Gillian Jacobs, Louis Virtel&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 122: &amp;quot;Rosie's Meds&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|July 5, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Ted &amp;quot;Teddy&amp;quot; Leo]], Andrea Arden, Marrilee Wilson&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 123: &amp;quot;The Patient Zero of Food&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|July 12, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Freedy Johnston&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 124: &amp;quot;Dicks for Days&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|July 19, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Brent Weinbach, Gabe Durham&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 125: &amp;quot;Shitty Shoes&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|July 26, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Pichet Ong, Halle Kiefer&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 126: &amp;quot;Cool Story, Dennis&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|August 2, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Danny Zuker]]&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 127: &amp;quot;Like Fuddruckers but Expensive&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|August 9, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Tami Sagher]]&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 128: &amp;quot;America's Morning&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|August 16, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Sklar Brothers]]&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 129: &amp;quot;A Hanna-Barbera Cartoon About Carnage&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|August 23, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Gaylord Fields]]&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 130: &amp;quot;I'll Chew on a Dog&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|August 30, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Beau Willimon&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 131: &amp;quot;The Poetry of Her Tchotchkes&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|September 6, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Michael Urie, Jonathan Tolins&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 132: &amp;quot;Julie Klausner on a Citi Bike Dot Com&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|September 13, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Therese Mahler&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 133: &amp;quot;Chive Teef&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|September 20, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Lin-Manuel Miranda&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 134: &amp;quot;Eat a Carb!&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|September 27, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Dr. Irene Pepperberg &amp;amp; Emily Wick&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 135: &amp;quot;Walking Ballads&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|October 4, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Tom Ruprecht&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 136: &amp;quot;Layla&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|October 11, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Nicole Holofcener&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 137: &amp;quot;Houdini's Waffles&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|October 18, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Chris Elliott &amp;amp; Jason Woliner&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 138: &amp;quot;Oooooh!&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|October 25, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Julianne Moore&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 139: &amp;quot;More Suicide Than The Average Bear&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|November 1, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Peter Bagge&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 140: &amp;quot;A Charmless Joy Behar&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|November 8, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Camille Paglia&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 141: &amp;quot;Congratulations&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|November 15, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Emily Altman&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 142: &amp;quot;Betty 1, 2, 3&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|November 22, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Jill Soloway, Danny Tedesco&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 143: &amp;quot;The Crime of Being Delicious&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|November 29, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Steve Young&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 144: &amp;quot;P Pocket&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|December 6, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Jamala Johns&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 145: &amp;quot;Death Fedora&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|December 13, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Adam Conover&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 146: &amp;quot;The Opposite of Rock &amp;amp; Roll&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|December 20, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Liz Wollman&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 147: &amp;quot;I Don't Do Mushrooms, Henry&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|December 27, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Sasheer Zamata&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 148: &amp;quot;Goodbye, Spoony&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|January 3, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|James Wilson&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 149: &amp;quot;Here's a Sconce&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|January 10, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Aimee Mann&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 150: &amp;quot;HWYW Gems Vol. 5&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|January 17, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Brent Weinbach, Rachel Lichtman, Freedy Johnston&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 151: &amp;quot;To Talk to You About Rembrandt&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|January 24, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Karen Kilgariff&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 152: &amp;quot;Bret Easton Ellis Brainstorming&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|January 31, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Dana Gould&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 153: &amp;quot;Strings and Levees and Pulleys&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Febryar 7, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Nicole Byer&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 154: &amp;quot;Shakespeare on my Bike&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|February 14, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Maria Thayer&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 155: &amp;quot;Andrew and Sunshine&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|February 21, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Morgan Murphy&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 156: &amp;quot;Karen O-scars&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|February 28, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Jake Fogelnest&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 157: &amp;quot;Doing A Voice Things&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|March 7, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Aisha Muharrar&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 158: &amp;quot;She's a Car&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|March 14, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Katie Dippold&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 159: &amp;quot;Python Run&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|March 21, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Karina Longworth&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 160: &amp;quot;God&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|March 28, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Tiffany Haddish&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 161: &amp;quot;Things That Demonstrate Physics&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|April 4, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Merrill Markoe&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 162: &amp;quot;Praying to Fonts&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|April 11, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Brian Stack&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 163: &amp;quot;Talking Gump&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|April 18, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Bruce McCulloch&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 164: &amp;quot;That's The Twist&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|April 25, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Juliette Danielle&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 165: &amp;quot;A Working Heart&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|May 2, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Seth Rogan&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 166: &amp;quot;That Bellevue Glow&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|May 9, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Liza Dye&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 167: &amp;quot;Unable to Close Her Eyes&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|May 16, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Mitch Hurwitz&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 168: &amp;quot;The Current Incarnation of Alec&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|May 23, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Linda Simpson&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 169: &amp;quot;Pus Town&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|May 30, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Jolie Kerr&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 170: &amp;quot;Our Generation's Nessie&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|June 6, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Tara Ariano&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 171: &amp;quot;Brillsplaining&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|June 13, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Jason Nash&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 172: &amp;quot;Pellet of Pleasure&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|June 20, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Max Silvestri&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 173: &amp;quot;HWYW Gems 6&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|June 27, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Merrill Markoe, Brian Stack, Andy Kindler&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 174: &amp;quot;Occasional Benevolence Based On Their Scratch Parts&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|July 4, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Emily Gould&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 175: &amp;quot;Barbershop Quartet of Bullying Doom&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|July 11, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Jamies Poniewozik&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 176: &amp;quot;False Chunk&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|July 18, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Scott King&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 177: &amp;quot;The Smaller The Cats&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|July 25, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Nathan Fielder&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 178: &amp;quot;One of the Few Living People That Has A Ghost&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|August 1, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Matt Berman&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 179: &amp;quot;Rita Moreno Was Going Through Some Stuff&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|August 8, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|David Rees&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 180: &amp;quot;My Dog Hates Me&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|August 15, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Joshua Wolf Shenk&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 181: &amp;quot;STANLEY&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|August 22, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Natasha Lyonne&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 182: &amp;quot;A Cup and Saucer Made Out of a Daffodil&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|September 5, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Joan Rivers&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 183: &amp;quot;Starship Truthers&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|September 12, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Steven Hammel&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 184: &amp;quot;HWYW Live (Premium)&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|September 15, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Jake Fogelnest, Danielle Henderson, Nellie McKay&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 185: &amp;quot;Sucking In&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|September 19, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Charles Graeber&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 186: &amp;quot;IF HIS NAME WAS WOODEN SPOON&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|September 26, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|John Early&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 187: &amp;quot;Hershey Nestlebaum&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|October 3, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Andrea Martin&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 188: &amp;quot;Her Own Carol&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|October 10, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Advanced Style&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 189: &amp;quot;Australian Mars&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|October 17 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Cole Escola&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 190: &amp;quot;A Handsome On Your Test&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|October 24, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Louis Peitzman&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 191: &amp;quot;My Waxy Parts&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|October 31, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Caitlin Moran&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 192: &amp;quot;You Have To Take Care Of The Baby&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|November 7, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Sadie Stein&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 193: &amp;quot;The Ol' Not That&amp;quot; ]]&lt;br /&gt;
|November 14, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Katie Notopoulos&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 194: &amp;quot;Hearing Yourself Breathe&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|November 28, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Jodi Lennon&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 195: &amp;quot;She's a Hurricane&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|December 27, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|John Safran&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 196: &amp;quot;Satan's Interns&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|March 27, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 197: &amp;quot;Full Deeny&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|April 3, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 198: &amp;quot;Heather Pizza&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|April 10, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 199: &amp;quot;Take This Chainsaw&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|April 24, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 200: &amp;quot;Schmoo on a Hook&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|May 22, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|Chris &amp;quot;Spoony&amp;quot; Spooner, Thomas Middleditch&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 201: &amp;quot;A Woman With A Grudge&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|May 29, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 202: &amp;quot;Via Night Pig&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|June 19, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|Robin Lord Taylor&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 203: &amp;quot;À la Française&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|July 3, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|none&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 204: &amp;quot;A Complicated Woman&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|July 17, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|none&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 205: &amp;quot;Stick and Pins&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|August 8, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|none&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 206: &amp;quot;A Smidgen of My Fudge&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|August 21, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|Difficult People Commentary w/ producer Scott King&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 207: &amp;quot;Your Loser Shorts&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|September 4, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|Difficult People Commentary w/ producer Scott King&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 208: &amp;quot;The Kevin Show&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|October 17, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 209: &amp;quot;Pleased As Punch&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|November 6, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 210: &amp;quot;You've Got Bubble Tea&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|May 14, 2016&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 211: &amp;quot;I'm Your Neighbor&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|May 29, 2016&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 212: &amp;quot;Like Your Bodies Are On Fire&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|June 21, 2016&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 213: &amp;quot;Where's The Ouija Board&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|July 24, 2016&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 214: &amp;quot;Something My Body Is Doing&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|August 1, 2016&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 215: &amp;quot;A Bell Tolling&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|July 24, 2017&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 216: &amp;quot;A Ramekin Full of Lye&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|September 12, 2017&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 217: &amp;quot;The Burlington Mouse&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|February 14, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
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|&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Premium Extrasodes ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable sortable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
!Episode&lt;br /&gt;
!Date&lt;br /&gt;
!Guests&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[&amp;quot;How Was Your Manson?&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|October 28, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Jeff Guinn, Jake Fogelnest, Chris &amp;quot;Spoony&amp;quot; Spooner&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[&amp;quot;How Was Your Kathleen Hanna&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|November 25, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Kathleen Hanna&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[&amp;quot;We Has Risen: JCS Live&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|April 23, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Ted Leo, Jean Grae, AC Newman, Leslie Kritzer, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, A chorus of professional showbiz children, VIDS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 184: &amp;quot;HWYW Live (Premium)&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|September 15, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Jake Fogelnest, Danielle Henderson, Nellie McKay&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Episode 217: &quot;The Burlington Mouse&quot;</title>
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Feb 14, 2018&lt;br /&gt;
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== Origin of the episode title ==&lt;br /&gt;
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== Discussed ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Is that a death mask you're wearing or did you just get some micro-blading done? Either way, it looks scabby!&lt;br /&gt;
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Miss Julie has returned to you and boy does she has some piping hot takes on Valentine's Day, human torture, and RuPaul's Drag Race! Does she have one on Star Wars? Yes, the old one because of Carrie Fisher and no other one.&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
There is also a very busy mouse you're going to have to deal with and that's just the way it is, pal.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
29:37 National Lampoon movie (A Futile and Stupid Gesture) &amp;amp; doc &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Trivia ==&lt;br /&gt;
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== Download the Episode ==&lt;br /&gt;
[https://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/#Xo4LUy2750flgCrx.99 Episode Link]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	<entry>
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		<title>Episode 208: &quot;The Kevin Show&quot;</title>
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&lt;div&gt;== Date ==&lt;br /&gt;
October 17, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
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== Origin of the episode title ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Discussed ==&lt;br /&gt;
Hello pals! James, are you reading this? How does it feel to be a garbage monster from theater hell, James?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Anyway there’s HamilTONS to discuss before it’s time for the annual “Oh, American Horror Story is a big expensive mess.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The hits just keep on coming, as we discuss a date I went on with a man who skipped the flowers in lieu of a bouquet of opinions on women and comedy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Then there’s some documentaries and cocaine we need to plow through before we bring it on home.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Spooky boo!&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
30:57 - Julie begins discussion of National Lampoon documentary (&amp;quot;Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead: The Story of the National Lampoon&amp;quot;) after briefly addressing Chris Farley documentary.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Trivia and References ==&lt;br /&gt;
* James was a creep from Craigslist who scammed Julie out of Hamilton tickets. &lt;br /&gt;
* Julie and Guest Hall of Famer Danielle Henderson sat next to Teresa Heinz Kerry and John Kerry when they saw Hamilton. &lt;br /&gt;
* In Hamilton, Peggy/Angelica Schuyler briefly describe Alexander Hamilton as an Icarus, flying too close to the sun, when really he just slept with another woman. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Download the Episode ==&lt;br /&gt;
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/the-kevin-show-ep-208 Episode Link]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	<entry>
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		<title>Episode 101: &quot;Heavy Things Onto Stages&quot;</title>
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== Guests ==&lt;br /&gt;
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== Origin of the episode title ==&lt;br /&gt;
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== Discussed ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Trivia ==&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
== Download the Episode ==&lt;br /&gt;
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==Monologue Summary==&lt;br /&gt;
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- Julie is mad at SMASH and calls it her trash.&lt;br /&gt;
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- &amp;quot;start the UCB debate again&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
- Julie goes in on Catfish&lt;br /&gt;
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==Monologue Transcript==&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Episode 101: &quot;Heavy Things Onto Stages&quot;</title>
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&lt;div&gt;Monologue&lt;br /&gt;
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- Julie is mad at SMASH and calls it her trash.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
- &amp;quot;start the UCB debate again&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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- Julie goes in on Catfish&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	<entry>
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		<title>Episode 99: &quot;Fridge Leaners&quot;</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Courtofappeals: added july best show, bustle, build series&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Julie's wonderfulness cannot be contained to even her own show. Here is a list of her appearances on other podcasts.&lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable sortable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
!Date&lt;br /&gt;
!Show&lt;br /&gt;
!Episode&lt;br /&gt;
!Description&lt;br /&gt;
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|2017-08-17&lt;br /&gt;
|Bust Magazine&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://bust.com/tv/193336-julie-klausner-of-difficult-people-stars-on-bust-s-latest-poptarts-podcast.html JPoptarts Episode 15: Julie Klausner!]&lt;br /&gt;
|Julie Klausner, Difficult People’s hilarious mastermind, shares her insights as a feminist media maker and comedy powerhouse on how she maintains her vision in an increasingly effed-up world.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2017-08-15&lt;br /&gt;
|BUILD Series&lt;br /&gt;
|[https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/julie-klausner-talks-about-difficult-people/id1094755266?i=1000391084707&amp;amp;mt=2 Julie Klausner Talks About &amp;quot;Difficult People&amp;quot;]&lt;br /&gt;
|Listen to Klausner take the BUILD stage to chat about the show's new season.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2017-07-19&lt;br /&gt;
|The Best Show&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://thebestshow.net/episode/julie-klausner-steve-ronson-gary-the-squirrel-big-announcement/ JULIE KLAUSNER! STEVE RONSON! GARY THE SQUIRREL! BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!]&lt;br /&gt;
|JULIE KLAUSNER stops by to talk about the new season of Difficult People and much more! Tom gets a call from screenwriter STEVE RONSON! GARY THE SQUIRREL gives Dudio and A.P. Mike the business! Plus, Tom makes a very big announcement!&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2017-01-11&lt;br /&gt;
|The Best Show&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://thebestshow.net/episode/julie-klausner-in-studio-hayes-davenport-in-studio-sean-clements-in-studio-2017-predictions-tom-gets-a-dog-more/ JULIE KLAUSNER IN STUDIO! HAYES DAVENPORT IN STUDIO! SEAN CLEMENTS IN STUDIO! 2017 PREDICTIONS! TOM GETS A DOG! MORE!]&lt;br /&gt;
|JULIE KLAUSNER plus Hollywood Handbook's HAYES DAVENPORT and SEAN CLEMENTS are all IN STUDIO! 2017 PREDICTIONS are made! TOM GETS A DOG and you can find out her name! Plus, much much MORE!&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2016-08-16&lt;br /&gt;
|Fresh Air&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.npr.org/2016/08/16/490185237/snark-aside-julie-klausner-says-difficult-people-is-inspired-by-love Snark Aside, Julie Klausner Says 'Difficult People' Is Inspired By Love]&lt;br /&gt;
|@julieklausner of Hulu's 'Difficult People' on Twitter feuds, unabashedly loving pop culture, and the power of shared commiseration.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2016-08-16&lt;br /&gt;
|Hollywood Handbook&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/julie-klausner-back-again/ #147 Julie Klausner, Back Again]&lt;br /&gt;
|Julie Klausner joins the boys again to reminisce on her past episodes and get a little political. Then, Sean does some of his classic impressions and the gang picks their Mt. Crushmore.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2016-08-05&lt;br /&gt;
|The Kevin &amp;amp; Bean Show on KROQ&lt;br /&gt;
|[https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-kevin-bean-show-on-kroq/id260501007?mt=2&amp;amp;i=373774769 K&amp;amp;B Podcast: Friday August 5th with guests: Julie Klausner, Jensen Karp, Mila Kunis and Steve Mason]&lt;br /&gt;
|Internet Roundup. Showbiz Beat. Julie Klausner. Movie Beat with Russ Leatherman. Jensen Karp. Sports You Want To See In The Olympics. Mila Kunis. Just A Second for Radiohead Tickets. Steve Mason. Showbiz Beat.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2016-06-06&lt;br /&gt;
|KCRW&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://kcrw.co/22HA4bt Julie Klausner: Difficult People]&lt;br /&gt;
|Writer and actor Julie Klausner's not afraid to speak her mind on Twitter, or now, on her Hulu series Difficult People. She tells us how she went from a job recapping Real Housewives episodes to writing and starring in her own show. She also shares memories of working with the inimitable Joan Rivers and how her approach to social media has changed now that she has a much larger audience.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2016-17-05&lt;br /&gt;
|Hollywood Handbook&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/far-east-movement-our-favorite-band/ #134 Far East Movement, Our Favorite Band]&lt;br /&gt;
|Hayes and Sean (and Tom Scharpling) are brought to the studio against their will for an unscheduled record.&lt;br /&gt;
This episode is sponsored by Nudist Colony Clothing. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2016-03-05&lt;br /&gt;
|Can I Pet Your Dog?&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.maximumfun.org/can-i-pet-your-dog/cipyd-41-julie-klausner-and-bull-terriers CIPYD 41: Julie Klausner and Bull Terriers]&lt;br /&gt;
|Hey there everyone! Welcome to another great episode! In Dogs We Met This Week, it's been a great big-dog week for the Colvert family! A big Noodle and a new Great Dane! In Mutt Minute, learn all about Bull Terriers and the &amp;quot;original party animal&amp;quot;! We're joined this week by the incredible Julie Klausner! '''She's an actor, show creator and most importantly: A Basset Hound fan!''' Also, we have some very exciting news regarding pet shop dogs! We're so glad you joined us for another good one! Enjoy and be sure to tell a friend!&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2016-22-03&lt;br /&gt;
|Hollywood Handbook&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/julie-klausner-again-our-close-friend/ #126 Julie Klausner Again, Our Close Friend]&lt;br /&gt;
|Hayes and Sean speculate as to some other interesting superheroes who could be fighting each other in a movie. Then JULIE KLAUSNER joins the team to redo her celebrated musical episode of the show except not with Dave Matthews this time.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2016-09-03&lt;br /&gt;
|The Best Show &lt;br /&gt;
|[http://thebestshow.net/episode/julie-klausner-danielle-henderson-sick-manning-kids-and-seniors-gary-the-squirrel/ JULIE KLAUSNER! DANIELLE HENDERSON! SICK MANNING! KIDS AND SENIORS! GARY THE SQUIRREL!]&lt;br /&gt;
|JULIE KLAUSNER and DANIELLE HENDERSON in studio! SICK MANNING calls in to talk about his new record! Hear a KIDS AND SENIORS call-in special! Plus... GARY THE SQUIRREL auditions for AC/DC!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2015-05-27&lt;br /&gt;
|Internet Explorer w/ Katie Notopoulos&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos/internet-explorer-and-julie-klausner-talk-about-mr-eggs-and Julie Klausner, Pick Up Artists and the tale of Mr. Eggs]&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;quot;Pick up artist Roosh V gets owned by Dr. Oz and Julie Klausner indulges her love for weirdos on the internet with a guy Katie and Ryan know and love: Mr. Eggs.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2014-09-23&lt;br /&gt;
|News Whore with Mandy Stadtmiller&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://newswhore.libsyn.com/064-julie-klausner 064 - Julie Klausner]&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;quot;Comedieuse and writrordinaire Julie Klausner spars with Graham and Mandy about books and jokes and I'm tired OK. RiotCast.com&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2014-08-12&lt;br /&gt;
|RiYL (Boing Boing)&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://boingboing.net/2014/08/12/julie-klausner-how-was-your-w.html Julie Klausner, How Was Your Week?]&lt;br /&gt;
|Julie talks about her recent cabaret shows at Joe's Pub&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2014-05-27&lt;br /&gt;
|The Dork Forest&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://tdf.libsyn.com/tdf-ep-231-julie-klausner Episode 231]&lt;br /&gt;
|Favorite musicals and the Cannibal Cop are discussed.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2014-01-01&lt;br /&gt;
|Hot Lips with Ryan Houlihan&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://ryanhoulihan.com/post/73042157477/hot-lips-episode-1-julie-klausner-good-beef-and/ Good beef and you’ll probably get robbed.]&lt;br /&gt;
|Ryan Talks about himself and his new show, complains a bit, and talks with Julie Klausner about things.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2013-12-03&lt;br /&gt;
|The Best Show on WFMU&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://wfmu.org/playlists/BS December 3, 2013]&lt;br /&gt;
|PATTON OSWALT and JULIE KLAUSNER in-studio! TODD BARRY on the horn. Buying a switchblade before a Billy Joel concert. Bob Dylan needs 178 pizzas. Bruno Mars at the Dole Plantation. &amp;quot;Comedians Are Nuts&amp;quot; returns! Fonzie and ALF talk.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2013-08-23&lt;br /&gt;
|Ask Me Another&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.npr.org/2013/08/23/214200686/julie-klausner-the-pop-culture-maven]&lt;br /&gt;
|Julie joins host Ophira Eisenberg for an hour of puzzles, word games, and trivia. Julie explains her love of The Real Housewives, and her superfandom of The Monkees is challenged with a Monkees trivia round.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2013-02-05&lt;br /&gt;
|How Did This Get Made?&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/the-devils-advocate-live/ The Devil's Advocate: LIVE!]&lt;br /&gt;
|Special guest Julie Klausner joined us to talk about The Devil’s Advocate on this week’s How Did This Get Made? LIVE at the Bell House! We cover everything from Keanu’s multiple southern accents, Pacino’s 30 minute monologue, and the insane double twist.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-11-12&lt;br /&gt;
|Comedy, Bang, Bang&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/new-york-mainstays/ Episode 186: New York Mainstays]&lt;br /&gt;
|Fellow podcasters and first timers Julie Klausner and Jake Fogelnest are here on today’s Comedy Bang Bang! Jake &amp;amp; Julie recall the first time they met, each describe their podcasts “The Fogelnest Files” and “How Was Your Week” respectively, and share their love of BuzzFeed’s Katie Notopoulos. Garry Marshall returns to reveal his secret name, tell us about his new family sitcom based on The Trachtenburg Family Slideshow Players, and plays a game of Would You Rather? You will hear tales of Garry’s past and we’ll finally answer the age old question as to if there is indeed a Scope brand toothpaste.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2011-07-10&lt;br /&gt;
|Jordan, Jesse, Go!&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.maximumfun.org/jordan-jesse-go/jjgo-ep-183-paprika-julie-klausner Episode 183: Paprika with Julie Klausner]&lt;br /&gt;
|Julie Klausner from How Was Your Week? joins us for a discussion of goulash and Daniel Craig.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-08-30&lt;br /&gt;
|WTF with Marc Maron&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.wtfpod.com/podcast/episodes/episode_306_-_julie_klausner Episode 306] (premium episode)&lt;br /&gt;
|Fellow podcaster and author of “I Don’t Care About Your Band” Julie Klausner joins Marc in the garage for some heavy lifting on gender roles, psychotherapy, Jewish identity and bad relationships. There’s also some bonding over cats. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-08-12&lt;br /&gt;
|The Fogelnest Files&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/the-fogelnest-files-1/ Episode 1]&lt;br /&gt;
|Jake Fogelnest has scoured the Internet and his personal archives for cool stuff to show you. This first episode was recorded live at UCBEAST as part of the CBGB Festival with special guests Julie Klausner and Chris Gethard! &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-08-01&lt;br /&gt;
|Bullseye with Jesse Thorn&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.maximumfun.org/bullseye/bullseye-jesse-thorn-syl-johnson-gillian-flynn-and-matt-berninger Oct. 1 2012]&lt;br /&gt;
|Julie Klausner co-hosts again this week, interviewing Gillian Flynn (author of ''Gone Girl'').&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-09-24&lt;br /&gt;
|Bullseye with Jesse Thorn&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.maximumfun.org/bullseye/bullseye-jesse-thorn-nellie-mckay-rob-delaney-and-jordan-ranks-america Sep. 24 2012]&lt;br /&gt;
|Julie Klausner co-hosts, interviewing musician Nellie McKay and talks about her love of Nancy Sinatra's ''Movin' With Nancy''.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2013-11-14&lt;br /&gt;
|The Fogelnest Files&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/donate-your-car-today/ Donate Your Car Today]&lt;br /&gt;
|Julie Klausner, Dave Hill, Katie Notopoulos, and Kitty join Jake LIVE from the Bell House in New York! &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2013-06-13&lt;br /&gt;
|The Fogelnest Files&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/boy-am-i-glued/ Boy, Am I Glued!]&lt;br /&gt;
|Get ready for a raucous good time as Jake welcomes Julie Klausner, Jon Hendren, and Shelby Fero to a live edition of the Fogelnest Files! &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2011-05-25&lt;br /&gt;
|Ronna and Beverly&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/julie-klausner/ Julie Klausner]&lt;br /&gt;
|The debut episode of The Ronna &amp;amp; Beverly Podcast.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-04-11&lt;br /&gt;
|Who Charted?&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/badu-doo-wop/ Badu-Doo-Wop]&lt;br /&gt;
|Given Howard’s affinity for reds, we were more than happy to have Julie Klausner bring her New York hipness and Jewish nerdyness to Who Charted? for a look at the Billboard Heatseekers Chart and Movie Chart.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-08-24&lt;br /&gt;
|Sklarboro Country&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/imported-lady-energy/ Imported Lady Energy]&lt;br /&gt;
|Sklarbro Country is filled with lady energy this week thanks to our guest Julie Klausner! Julie tells us about being a pop-culture nut as a kid, how Patton Oswalt urged her to start her podcast, and why her twenties mirrored the show Girls.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2013-08-06&lt;br /&gt;
|Sklarboro Country&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/sklarbro-county-63/ Sklarboro County 63]&lt;br /&gt;
|Julie tells us about which weird celebrity sighting she’d love to see, writing for the 3rd season of Funny Or Die’s Billy On The Street, and an email she received from her mom describing Barbra Streisand in “The Guilt Trip.”&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-02-29&lt;br /&gt;
|The Chris Gethard Show&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://blip.tv/thechrisgethardshow/tcgs-36-how-do-girls-work-5994464 How Do Girls Work?]&lt;br /&gt;
|Our callers quiz Chris on female related topics and it becomes very clear how little Chris knows about women. Thus, to help set the record straight a panel of bad-ass women fronted by Julie Klausner assemble in our packed studio to explain the details of being a woman to Chris and the audience.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-11-19&lt;br /&gt;
|Worst Gig Ever&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://worstgigeverpodcast.tumblr.com/post/36062269991/episode-24-julie-klausner-ubermenschy Episode 24]&lt;br /&gt;
|Ubermenschy writer/entertainer Julie Klausner gives us the scoop on how her improv, sketch, and video beginnings got her where she is today, while peppering in some great crummy job stories both pre- and post- 9/11.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-12-18&lt;br /&gt;
|The Best Show on WFMU&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://wfmu.org/flashplayer.php?version=2&amp;amp;show=48655&amp;amp;archive=84070 December 18, 2012]&lt;br /&gt;
|‘A Four Loko Carol,’ in which Tom is visited by 3 spirits: TED LEO, JOHN HODGMAN &amp;amp; JULIE KLAUSNER! Mr. Pencil DAVID REES, director LANCE BANGS &amp;amp; CHRISTOPHER MCCULLOCH from the ‘Venture Brothers’ spread cheer! Plus, will Gary the Squirrel see 2013? &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-10-09&lt;br /&gt;
|The Best Show on WFMU&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://wfmu.org/flashplayer.php?version=2&amp;amp;show=47723&amp;amp;archive=82385 October 9, 2012]&lt;br /&gt;
|It's the Best Show’s 12th Birthday! In studio: funny person JULIE KLAUSNER &amp;amp; rock star A.C. NEWMAN! Topic: Clinic for Karaoke Flameouts. The words 'sex', 'placenta' &amp;amp; 'Tony Danza' get said a lot. Plus, Gary presents a ‘Comedians are Nuts' 2-for-1!&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2011-12-27&lt;br /&gt;
|The Best Show on WFMU&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://wfmu.org/flashplayer.php?version=2&amp;amp;show=43266&amp;amp;archive=74549 December 27, 2011]&lt;br /&gt;
|JULIE KLAUSNER comes to visit, and she brings gifts! AP Mike tussles with Ice-T and his Twitter minions! Tom's cousin Sherm has trouble telling the truth! A Nate Hartley update! Topic: What'd you like to leave in 2011? Happy New Year, youse guys!&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2011-06-28&lt;br /&gt;
|The Best Show on WFMU&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://wfmu.org/flashplayer.php?version=2&amp;amp;show=40906&amp;amp;archive=70169 June 28, 2011]&lt;br /&gt;
|A jam-packed show: TODD BARRY gets political! JULIE KLAUSNER is in-house! Darren from Work is in trouble! Tom visits America’s noisiest eatery! A lady tries to defend her husband’s honor! Clark returns! Woody Allen snobbery! Don’t miss!&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2011-12-29&lt;br /&gt;
|Dave Hill's Podcasting Incident&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://davehillincident.libsyn.com/webpage/episode-34-julie-klausner Episode 34]&lt;br /&gt;
|This time around, I sit down for a lovely chat with comedian, writer, actress, podcaster, and so much more Julie Klausner, author of the great book &amp;quot;I Don't Care About Your Band&amp;quot; and overall force of nature.  Slip into something a bit more comfortable as Julie and I discuss topics including but not limited to the smell of my apartment, John Travolta, the best sperm donor in CSNY, magic, Paul F. Tompkin's hair, dolphin sex, hot outfits, and a bunch of other stuff too.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2011-07-01&lt;br /&gt;
|Superego&lt;br /&gt;
|Episode 3:5 [http://www.gosuperego.com/podcast-episode-3-5/]&lt;br /&gt;
|CASE STUDIES: The Lavergne Family Dinner, Guillermo Lee, Shunt McGuppin, H.R. Giger, Hoyt Runyun’s Van Buren Middle School, and The Cobblefax Abbey Busalong Ghost Tour.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2010-12-07&lt;br /&gt;
|The Best Show on WFMU&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://wfmu.org/flashplayer.php?version=2&amp;amp;show=38363&amp;amp;archive=65463 December 7, 2010]&lt;br /&gt;
|The one and only JULIE KLAUSNER joins Tom in the studio! Mike drinks Four Loko and goes nuts! A young lady recounts her adventures in babysitting! Tom’s nephew Caesar, an aspiring writer, calls in to bond with his uncle! This was a good one!&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2010-01-26&lt;br /&gt;
|The Best Show on WFMU&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://wfmu.org/flashplayer.php?version=2&amp;amp;show=34521&amp;amp;archive=58444 January 26, 2010]&lt;br /&gt;
|Author And Funny Person JULIE KLAUSNER Is Live In Studio! Bryce Checks In From The Hospital. The Topic Is ‘Just Desserts’. Talk Of Avatar And Overweight Nazis. Tom Is Cranky And Mike Takes The Show To Where He Takes The Show. Again.&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Critter Hall of Fame</title>
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		<updated>2016-10-10T19:18:54Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Courtofappeals: added rowdy gross&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Animals (a/k/a ani-mules) who have made contributions to society.&lt;br /&gt;
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# [https://www.facebook.com/pages/Gonk/176397745949?sk=info Gonk Elvira Mistress of the Dark's poodle]&lt;br /&gt;
# [https://www.facebook.com/tara.hero.cat Hero Cat]&lt;br /&gt;
# [http://www.wesh.com/news/photos-bear-lies-down-in-hammock-in-daytona-beach/26247854 Hammock Bear]&lt;br /&gt;
# [https://twitter.com/JodorowskysDune/status/463047444880957440 Alejandro Jodorowsky's Siamese cat named Flor] &lt;br /&gt;
# [https://twitter.com/sandwichbear Sandwich Bear]&lt;br /&gt;
# [http://tuxedostan.com/ Tuxedo Stan]&lt;br /&gt;
# [http://www.tobiast.ca/ Tobias Tuxington]&lt;br /&gt;
# [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTuOr2vlC-c&amp;amp;feature=kp/ Stains the Cupcake Dog]&lt;br /&gt;
# [http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/chimp-invent-jewelry/story?id=24539042 Julie the Chimp]&lt;br /&gt;
# [http://instagram.com/spangles09 Spangelles (Spangles) The Cross Eyed Kitty]&lt;br /&gt;
# [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5278596/ Anthony Weiner's Garfield-Sort-Of-Persian-Cat-With-Poodle-Cut]&lt;br /&gt;
# [http://nprfreshair.tumblr.com/post/150365530743/by-popular-demand-this-is-terry-gross-cat Rowdy Gross]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Julie's Appearances On Other Shows</title>
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		<updated>2016-08-16T01:35:11Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Courtofappeals: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Julie's wonderfulness cannot be contained to even her own show. Here is a list of her appearances on other podcasts and TV shows.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable sortable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
!Date&lt;br /&gt;
!Show&lt;br /&gt;
!Episode&lt;br /&gt;
!Description&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2016-08-15&lt;br /&gt;
|The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2016-08-05&lt;br /&gt;
|The Kevin &amp;amp; Bean Show on KROQ&lt;br /&gt;
|[https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-kevin-bean-show-on-kroq/id260501007?mt=2&amp;amp;i=373774769 K&amp;amp;B Podcast: Friday August 5th with guests: Julie Klausner, Jensen Karp, Mila Kunis and Steve Mason]&lt;br /&gt;
|Internet Roundup. Showbiz Beat. Julie Klausner. Movie Beat with Russ Leatherman. Jensen Karp. Sports You Want To See In The Olympics. Mila Kunis. Just A Second for Radiohead Tickets. Steve Mason. Showbiz Beat.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2016-06-06&lt;br /&gt;
|KCRW&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://kcrw.co/22HA4bt Julie Klausner: Difficult People]&lt;br /&gt;
|Writer and actor Julie Klausner's not afraid to speak her mind on Twitter, or now, on her Hulu series Difficult People. She tells us how she went from a job recapping Real Housewives episodes to writing and starring in her own show. She also shares memories of working with the inimitable Joan Rivers and how her approach to social media has changed now that she has a much larger audience.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2016-17-05&lt;br /&gt;
|Hollywood Handbook&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/far-east-movement-our-favorite-band/ #134 Far East Movement, Our Favorite Band]&lt;br /&gt;
|Hayes and Sean (and Tom Scharpling) are brought to the studio against their will for an unscheduled record.&lt;br /&gt;
This episode is sponsored by Nudist Colony Clothing. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2016-03-05&lt;br /&gt;
|Can I Pet Your Dog?&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.maximumfun.org/can-i-pet-your-dog/cipyd-41-julie-klausner-and-bull-terriers CIPYD 41: Julie Klausner and Bull Terriers]&lt;br /&gt;
|Hey there everyone! Welcome to another great episode! In Dogs We Met This Week, it's been a great big-dog week for the Colvert family! A big Noodle and a new Great Dane! In Mutt Minute, learn all about Bull Terriers and the &amp;quot;original party animal&amp;quot;! We're joined this week by the incredible Julie Klausner! '''She's an actor, show creator and most importantly: A Basset Hound fan!''' Also, we have some very exciting news regarding pet shop dogs! We're so glad you joined us for another good one! Enjoy and be sure to tell a friend!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2016-22-03&lt;br /&gt;
|Hollywood Handbook&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/julie-klausner-again-our-close-friend/ #126 Julie Klausner Again, Our Close Friend]&lt;br /&gt;
|Hayes and Sean speculate as to some other interesting superheroes who could be fighting each other in a movie. Then JULIE KLAUSNER joins the team to redo her celebrated musical episode of the show except not with Dave Matthews this time.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2016-09-03&lt;br /&gt;
|The Best Show &lt;br /&gt;
|[http://thebestshow.net/episode/julie-klausner-danielle-henderson-sick-manning-kids-and-seniors-gary-the-squirrel/ JULIE KLAUSNER! DANIELLE HENDERSON! SICK MANNING! KIDS AND SENIORS! GARY THE SQUIRREL!]&lt;br /&gt;
|JULIE KLAUSNER and DANIELLE HENDERSON in studio! SICK MANNING calls in to talk about his new record! Hear a KIDS AND SENIORS call-in special! Plus... GARY THE SQUIRREL auditions for AC/DC!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2015-05-27&lt;br /&gt;
|Internet Explorer w/ Katie Notopoulos&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos/internet-explorer-and-julie-klausner-talk-about-mr-eggs-and Julie Klausner, Pick Up Artists and the tale of Mr. Eggs]&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;quot;Pick up artist Roosh V gets owned by Dr. Oz and Julie Klausner indulges her love for weirdos on the internet with a guy Katie and Ryan know and love: Mr. Eggs.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2014-09-23&lt;br /&gt;
|News Whore with Mandy Stadtmiller&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://newswhore.libsyn.com/064-julie-klausner 064 - Julie Klausner]&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;quot;Comedieuse and writrordinaire Julie Klausner spars with Graham and Mandy about books and jokes and I'm tired OK. RiotCast.com&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2014-08-12&lt;br /&gt;
|RiYL (Boing Boing)&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://boingboing.net/2014/08/12/julie-klausner-how-was-your-w.html Julie Klausner, How Was Your Week?]&lt;br /&gt;
|Julie talks about her recent cabaret shows at Joe's Pub&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2014-05-27&lt;br /&gt;
|The Dork Forest&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://tdf.libsyn.com/tdf-ep-231-julie-klausner Episode 231]&lt;br /&gt;
|Favorite musicals and the Cannibal Cop are discussed.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2014-01-01&lt;br /&gt;
|Hot Lips with Ryan Houlihan&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://ryanhoulihan.com/post/73042157477/hot-lips-episode-1-julie-klausner-good-beef-and/ Good beef and you’ll probably get robbed.]&lt;br /&gt;
|Ryan Talks about himself and his new show, complains a bit, and talks with Julie Klausner about things.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2013-12-03&lt;br /&gt;
|The Best Show on WFMU&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://wfmu.org/playlists/BS December 3, 2013]&lt;br /&gt;
|PATTON OSWALT and JULIE KLAUSNER in-studio! TODD BARRY on the horn. Buying a switchblade before a Billy Joel concert. Bob Dylan needs 178 pizzas. Bruno Mars at the Dole Plantation. &amp;quot;Comedians Are Nuts&amp;quot; returns! Fonzie and ALF talk.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2013-08-23&lt;br /&gt;
|Ask Me Another&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.npr.org/2013/08/23/214200686/julie-klausner-the-pop-culture-maven]&lt;br /&gt;
|Julie joins host Ophira Eisenberg for an hour of puzzles, word games, and trivia. Julie explains her love of The Real Housewives, and her superfandom of The Monkees is challenged with a Monkees trivia round.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2013-02-05&lt;br /&gt;
|How Did This Get Made?&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/the-devils-advocate-live/ The Devil's Advocate: LIVE!]&lt;br /&gt;
|Special guest Julie Klausner joined us to talk about The Devil’s Advocate on this week’s How Did This Get Made? LIVE at the Bell House! We cover everything from Keanu’s multiple southern accents, Pacino’s 30 minute monologue, and the insane double twist.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-11-12&lt;br /&gt;
|Comedy, Bang, Bang&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/new-york-mainstays/ Episode 186: New York Mainstays]&lt;br /&gt;
|Fellow podcasters and first timers Julie Klausner and Jake Fogelnest are here on today’s Comedy Bang Bang! Jake &amp;amp; Julie recall the first time they met, each describe their podcasts “The Fogelnest Files” and “How Was Your Week” respectively, and share their love of BuzzFeed’s Katie Notopoulos. Garry Marshall returns to reveal his secret name, tell us about his new family sitcom based on The Trachtenburg Family Slideshow Players, and plays a game of Would You Rather? You will hear tales of Garry’s past and we’ll finally answer the age old question as to if there is indeed a Scope brand toothpaste.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2011-07-10&lt;br /&gt;
|Jordan, Jesse, Go!&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.maximumfun.org/jordan-jesse-go/jjgo-ep-183-paprika-julie-klausner Episode 183: Paprika with Julie Klausner]&lt;br /&gt;
|Julie Klausner from How Was Your Week? joins us for a discussion of goulash and Daniel Craig.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-08-30&lt;br /&gt;
|WTF with Marc Maron&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.wtfpod.com/podcast/episodes/episode_306_-_julie_klausner Episode 306] (premium episode)&lt;br /&gt;
|Fellow podcaster and author of “I Don’t Care About Your Band” Julie Klausner joins Marc in the garage for some heavy lifting on gender roles, psychotherapy, Jewish identity and bad relationships. There’s also some bonding over cats. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-08-12&lt;br /&gt;
|The Fogelnest Files&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/the-fogelnest-files-1/ Episode 1]&lt;br /&gt;
|Jake Fogelnest has scoured the Internet and his personal archives for cool stuff to show you. This first episode was recorded live at UCBEAST as part of the CBGB Festival with special guests Julie Klausner and Chris Gethard! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-08-01&lt;br /&gt;
|Bullseye with Jesse Thorn&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.maximumfun.org/bullseye/bullseye-jesse-thorn-syl-johnson-gillian-flynn-and-matt-berninger Oct. 1 2012]&lt;br /&gt;
|Julie Klausner co-hosts again this week, interviewing Gillian Flynn (author of ''Gone Girl'').&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-09-24&lt;br /&gt;
|Bullseye with Jesse Thorn&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.maximumfun.org/bullseye/bullseye-jesse-thorn-nellie-mckay-rob-delaney-and-jordan-ranks-america Sep. 24 2012]&lt;br /&gt;
|Julie Klausner co-hosts, interviewing musician Nellie McKay and talks about her love of Nancy Sinatra's ''Movin' With Nancy''.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2013-11-14&lt;br /&gt;
|The Fogelnest Files&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/donate-your-car-today/ Donate Your Car Today]&lt;br /&gt;
|Julie Klausner, Dave Hill, Katie Notopoulos, and Kitty join Jake LIVE from the Bell House in New York! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2013-06-13&lt;br /&gt;
|The Fogelnest Files&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/boy-am-i-glued/ Boy, Am I Glued!]&lt;br /&gt;
|Get ready for a raucous good time as Jake welcomes Julie Klausner, Jon Hendren, and Shelby Fero to a live edition of the Fogelnest Files! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2011-05-25&lt;br /&gt;
|Ronna and Beverly&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/julie-klausner/ Julie Klausner]&lt;br /&gt;
|The debut episode of The Ronna &amp;amp; Beverly Podcast.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-04-11&lt;br /&gt;
|Who Charted?&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/badu-doo-wop/ Badu-Doo-Wop]&lt;br /&gt;
|Given Howard’s affinity for reds, we were more than happy to have Julie Klausner bring her New York hipness and Jewish nerdyness to Who Charted? for a look at the Billboard Heatseekers Chart and Movie Chart.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-08-24&lt;br /&gt;
|Sklarboro Country&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/imported-lady-energy/ Imported Lady Energy]&lt;br /&gt;
|Sklarbro Country is filled with lady energy this week thanks to our guest Julie Klausner! Julie tells us about being a pop-culture nut as a kid, how Patton Oswalt urged her to start her podcast, and why her twenties mirrored the show Girls.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2013-08-06&lt;br /&gt;
|Sklarboro Country&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/sklarbro-county-63/ Sklarboro County 63]&lt;br /&gt;
|Julie tells us about which weird celebrity sighting she’d love to see, writing for the 3rd season of Funny Or Die’s Billy On The Street, and an email she received from her mom describing Barbra Streisand in “The Guilt Trip.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-02-29&lt;br /&gt;
|The Chris Gethard Show&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://blip.tv/thechrisgethardshow/tcgs-36-how-do-girls-work-5994464 How Do Girls Work?]&lt;br /&gt;
|Our callers quiz Chris on female related topics and it becomes very clear how little Chris knows about women. Thus, to help set the record straight a panel of bad-ass women fronted by Julie Klausner assemble in our packed studio to explain the details of being a woman to Chris and the audience.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-11-19&lt;br /&gt;
|Worst Gig Ever&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://worstgigeverpodcast.tumblr.com/post/36062269991/episode-24-julie-klausner-ubermenschy Episode 24]&lt;br /&gt;
|Ubermenschy writer/entertainer Julie Klausner gives us the scoop on how her improv, sketch, and video beginnings got her where she is today, while peppering in some great crummy job stories both pre- and post- 9/11.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-12-18&lt;br /&gt;
|The Best Show on WFMU&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://wfmu.org/flashplayer.php?version=2&amp;amp;show=48655&amp;amp;archive=84070 December 18, 2012]&lt;br /&gt;
|‘A Four Loko Carol,’ in which Tom is visited by 3 spirits: TED LEO, JOHN HODGMAN &amp;amp; JULIE KLAUSNER! Mr. Pencil DAVID REES, director LANCE BANGS &amp;amp; CHRISTOPHER MCCULLOCH from the ‘Venture Brothers’ spread cheer! Plus, will Gary the Squirrel see 2013? &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-10-09&lt;br /&gt;
|The Best Show on WFMU&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://wfmu.org/flashplayer.php?version=2&amp;amp;show=47723&amp;amp;archive=82385 October 9, 2012]&lt;br /&gt;
|It's the Best Show’s 12th Birthday! In studio: funny person JULIE KLAUSNER &amp;amp; rock star A.C. NEWMAN! Topic: Clinic for Karaoke Flameouts. The words 'sex', 'placenta' &amp;amp; 'Tony Danza' get said a lot. Plus, Gary presents a ‘Comedians are Nuts' 2-for-1!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2011-12-27&lt;br /&gt;
|The Best Show on WFMU&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://wfmu.org/flashplayer.php?version=2&amp;amp;show=43266&amp;amp;archive=74549 December 27, 2011]&lt;br /&gt;
|JULIE KLAUSNER comes to visit, and she brings gifts! AP Mike tussles with Ice-T and his Twitter minions! Tom's cousin Sherm has trouble telling the truth! A Nate Hartley update! Topic: What'd you like to leave in 2011? Happy New Year, youse guys!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2011-06-28&lt;br /&gt;
|The Best Show on WFMU&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://wfmu.org/flashplayer.php?version=2&amp;amp;show=40906&amp;amp;archive=70169 June 28, 2011]&lt;br /&gt;
|A jam-packed show: TODD BARRY gets political! JULIE KLAUSNER is in-house! Darren from Work is in trouble! Tom visits America’s noisiest eatery! A lady tries to defend her husband’s honor! Clark returns! Woody Allen snobbery! Don’t miss!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2011-12-29&lt;br /&gt;
|Dave Hill's Podcasting Incident&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://davehillincident.libsyn.com/webpage/episode-34-julie-klausner Episode 34]&lt;br /&gt;
|This time around, I sit down for a lovely chat with comedian, writer, actress, podcaster, and so much more Julie Klausner, author of the great book &amp;quot;I Don't Care About Your Band&amp;quot; and overall force of nature.  Slip into something a bit more comfortable as Julie and I discuss topics including but not limited to the smell of my apartment, John Travolta, the best sperm donor in CSNY, magic, Paul F. Tompkin's hair, dolphin sex, hot outfits, and a bunch of other stuff too.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2011-07-01&lt;br /&gt;
|Superego&lt;br /&gt;
|Episode 3:5 [http://www.gosuperego.com/podcast-episode-3-5/]&lt;br /&gt;
|CASE STUDIES: The Lavergne Family Dinner, Guillermo Lee, Shunt McGuppin, H.R. Giger, Hoyt Runyun’s Van Buren Middle School, and The Cobblefax Abbey Busalong Ghost Tour.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2010-12-07&lt;br /&gt;
|The Best Show on WFMU&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://wfmu.org/flashplayer.php?version=2&amp;amp;show=38363&amp;amp;archive=65463 December 7, 2010]&lt;br /&gt;
|The one and only JULIE KLAUSNER joins Tom in the studio! Mike drinks Four Loko and goes nuts! A young lady recounts her adventures in babysitting! Tom’s nephew Caesar, an aspiring writer, calls in to bond with his uncle! This was a good one!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2010-01-26&lt;br /&gt;
|The Best Show on WFMU&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://wfmu.org/flashplayer.php?version=2&amp;amp;show=34521&amp;amp;archive=58444 January 26, 2010]&lt;br /&gt;
|Author And Funny Person JULIE KLAUSNER Is Live In Studio! Bryce Checks In From The Hospital. The Topic Is ‘Just Desserts’. Talk Of Avatar And Overweight Nazis. Tom Is Cranky And Mike Takes The Show To Where He Takes The Show. Again.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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|}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Julie's Appearances On Other Shows</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Courtofappeals: adding larry wilmore need to add link still&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Julie's wonderfulness cannot be contained to even her own show. Here is a list of her appearances on other podcasts and TV shows.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable sortable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
!Date&lt;br /&gt;
!Show&lt;br /&gt;
!Episode&lt;br /&gt;
!Description&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2016-08-15&lt;br /&gt;
|The Nightly Show provides viewers with Larry Wilmore&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2016-08-05&lt;br /&gt;
|The Kevin &amp;amp; Bean Show on KROQ&lt;br /&gt;
|[https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-kevin-bean-show-on-kroq/id260501007?mt=2&amp;amp;i=373774769 K&amp;amp;B Podcast: Friday August 5th with guests: Julie Klausner, Jensen Karp, Mila Kunis and Steve Mason]&lt;br /&gt;
|Internet Roundup. Showbiz Beat. Julie Klausner. Movie Beat with Russ Leatherman. Jensen Karp. Sports You Want To See In The Olympics. Mila Kunis. Just A Second for Radiohead Tickets. Steve Mason. Showbiz Beat.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2016-06-06&lt;br /&gt;
|KCRW&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://kcrw.co/22HA4bt Julie Klausner: Difficult People]&lt;br /&gt;
|Writer and actor Julie Klausner's not afraid to speak her mind on Twitter, or now, on her Hulu series Difficult People. She tells us how she went from a job recapping Real Housewives episodes to writing and starring in her own show. She also shares memories of working with the inimitable Joan Rivers and how her approach to social media has changed now that she has a much larger audience.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2016-17-05&lt;br /&gt;
|Hollywood Handbook&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/far-east-movement-our-favorite-band/ #134 Far East Movement, Our Favorite Band]&lt;br /&gt;
|Hayes and Sean (and Tom Scharpling) are brought to the studio against their will for an unscheduled record.&lt;br /&gt;
This episode is sponsored by Nudist Colony Clothing. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2016-03-05&lt;br /&gt;
|Can I Pet Your Dog?&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.maximumfun.org/can-i-pet-your-dog/cipyd-41-julie-klausner-and-bull-terriers CIPYD 41: Julie Klausner and Bull Terriers]&lt;br /&gt;
|Hey there everyone! Welcome to another great episode! In Dogs We Met This Week, it's been a great big-dog week for the Colvert family! A big Noodle and a new Great Dane! In Mutt Minute, learn all about Bull Terriers and the &amp;quot;original party animal&amp;quot;! We're joined this week by the incredible Julie Klausner! '''She's an actor, show creator and most importantly: A Basset Hound fan!''' Also, we have some very exciting news regarding pet shop dogs! We're so glad you joined us for another good one! Enjoy and be sure to tell a friend!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2016-22-03&lt;br /&gt;
|Hollywood Handbook&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/julie-klausner-again-our-close-friend/ #126 Julie Klausner Again, Our Close Friend]&lt;br /&gt;
|Hayes and Sean speculate as to some other interesting superheroes who could be fighting each other in a movie. Then JULIE KLAUSNER joins the team to redo her celebrated musical episode of the show except not with Dave Matthews this time.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2016-09-03&lt;br /&gt;
|The Best Show &lt;br /&gt;
|[http://thebestshow.net/episode/julie-klausner-danielle-henderson-sick-manning-kids-and-seniors-gary-the-squirrel/ JULIE KLAUSNER! DANIELLE HENDERSON! SICK MANNING! KIDS AND SENIORS! GARY THE SQUIRREL!]&lt;br /&gt;
|JULIE KLAUSNER and DANIELLE HENDERSON in studio! SICK MANNING calls in to talk about his new record! Hear a KIDS AND SENIORS call-in special! Plus... GARY THE SQUIRREL auditions for AC/DC!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2015-05-27&lt;br /&gt;
|Internet Explorer w/ Katie Notopoulos&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos/internet-explorer-and-julie-klausner-talk-about-mr-eggs-and Julie Klausner, Pick Up Artists and the tale of Mr. Eggs]&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;quot;Pick up artist Roosh V gets owned by Dr. Oz and Julie Klausner indulges her love for weirdos on the internet with a guy Katie and Ryan know and love: Mr. Eggs.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2014-09-23&lt;br /&gt;
|News Whore with Mandy Stadtmiller&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://newswhore.libsyn.com/064-julie-klausner 064 - Julie Klausner]&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;quot;Comedieuse and writrordinaire Julie Klausner spars with Graham and Mandy about books and jokes and I'm tired OK. RiotCast.com&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2014-08-12&lt;br /&gt;
|RiYL (Boing Boing)&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://boingboing.net/2014/08/12/julie-klausner-how-was-your-w.html Julie Klausner, How Was Your Week?]&lt;br /&gt;
|Julie talks about her recent cabaret shows at Joe's Pub&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2014-05-27&lt;br /&gt;
|The Dork Forest&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://tdf.libsyn.com/tdf-ep-231-julie-klausner Episode 231]&lt;br /&gt;
|Favorite musicals and the Cannibal Cop are discussed.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2014-01-01&lt;br /&gt;
|Hot Lips with Ryan Houlihan&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://ryanhoulihan.com/post/73042157477/hot-lips-episode-1-julie-klausner-good-beef-and/ Good beef and you’ll probably get robbed.]&lt;br /&gt;
|Ryan Talks about himself and his new show, complains a bit, and talks with Julie Klausner about things.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2013-12-03&lt;br /&gt;
|The Best Show on WFMU&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://wfmu.org/playlists/BS December 3, 2013]&lt;br /&gt;
|PATTON OSWALT and JULIE KLAUSNER in-studio! TODD BARRY on the horn. Buying a switchblade before a Billy Joel concert. Bob Dylan needs 178 pizzas. Bruno Mars at the Dole Plantation. &amp;quot;Comedians Are Nuts&amp;quot; returns! Fonzie and ALF talk.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2013-08-23&lt;br /&gt;
|Ask Me Another&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.npr.org/2013/08/23/214200686/julie-klausner-the-pop-culture-maven]&lt;br /&gt;
|Julie joins host Ophira Eisenberg for an hour of puzzles, word games, and trivia. Julie explains her love of The Real Housewives, and her superfandom of The Monkees is challenged with a Monkees trivia round.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2013-02-05&lt;br /&gt;
|How Did This Get Made?&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/the-devils-advocate-live/ The Devil's Advocate: LIVE!]&lt;br /&gt;
|Special guest Julie Klausner joined us to talk about The Devil’s Advocate on this week’s How Did This Get Made? LIVE at the Bell House! We cover everything from Keanu’s multiple southern accents, Pacino’s 30 minute monologue, and the insane double twist.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-11-12&lt;br /&gt;
|Comedy, Bang, Bang&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/new-york-mainstays/ Episode 186: New York Mainstays]&lt;br /&gt;
|Fellow podcasters and first timers Julie Klausner and Jake Fogelnest are here on today’s Comedy Bang Bang! Jake &amp;amp; Julie recall the first time they met, each describe their podcasts “The Fogelnest Files” and “How Was Your Week” respectively, and share their love of BuzzFeed’s Katie Notopoulos. Garry Marshall returns to reveal his secret name, tell us about his new family sitcom based on The Trachtenburg Family Slideshow Players, and plays a game of Would You Rather? You will hear tales of Garry’s past and we’ll finally answer the age old question as to if there is indeed a Scope brand toothpaste.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2011-07-10&lt;br /&gt;
|Jordan, Jesse, Go!&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.maximumfun.org/jordan-jesse-go/jjgo-ep-183-paprika-julie-klausner Episode 183: Paprika with Julie Klausner]&lt;br /&gt;
|Julie Klausner from How Was Your Week? joins us for a discussion of goulash and Daniel Craig.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-08-30&lt;br /&gt;
|WTF with Marc Maron&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.wtfpod.com/podcast/episodes/episode_306_-_julie_klausner Episode 306] (premium episode)&lt;br /&gt;
|Fellow podcaster and author of “I Don’t Care About Your Band” Julie Klausner joins Marc in the garage for some heavy lifting on gender roles, psychotherapy, Jewish identity and bad relationships. There’s also some bonding over cats. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-08-12&lt;br /&gt;
|The Fogelnest Files&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/the-fogelnest-files-1/ Episode 1]&lt;br /&gt;
|Jake Fogelnest has scoured the Internet and his personal archives for cool stuff to show you. This first episode was recorded live at UCBEAST as part of the CBGB Festival with special guests Julie Klausner and Chris Gethard! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-08-01&lt;br /&gt;
|Bullseye with Jesse Thorn&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.maximumfun.org/bullseye/bullseye-jesse-thorn-syl-johnson-gillian-flynn-and-matt-berninger Oct. 1 2012]&lt;br /&gt;
|Julie Klausner co-hosts again this week, interviewing Gillian Flynn (author of ''Gone Girl'').&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-09-24&lt;br /&gt;
|Bullseye with Jesse Thorn&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.maximumfun.org/bullseye/bullseye-jesse-thorn-nellie-mckay-rob-delaney-and-jordan-ranks-america Sep. 24 2012]&lt;br /&gt;
|Julie Klausner co-hosts, interviewing musician Nellie McKay and talks about her love of Nancy Sinatra's ''Movin' With Nancy''.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2013-11-14&lt;br /&gt;
|The Fogelnest Files&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/donate-your-car-today/ Donate Your Car Today]&lt;br /&gt;
|Julie Klausner, Dave Hill, Katie Notopoulos, and Kitty join Jake LIVE from the Bell House in New York! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2013-06-13&lt;br /&gt;
|The Fogelnest Files&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/boy-am-i-glued/ Boy, Am I Glued!]&lt;br /&gt;
|Get ready for a raucous good time as Jake welcomes Julie Klausner, Jon Hendren, and Shelby Fero to a live edition of the Fogelnest Files! &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2011-05-25&lt;br /&gt;
|Ronna and Beverly&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/julie-klausner/ Julie Klausner]&lt;br /&gt;
|The debut episode of The Ronna &amp;amp; Beverly Podcast.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-04-11&lt;br /&gt;
|Who Charted?&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/badu-doo-wop/ Badu-Doo-Wop]&lt;br /&gt;
|Given Howard’s affinity for reds, we were more than happy to have Julie Klausner bring her New York hipness and Jewish nerdyness to Who Charted? for a look at the Billboard Heatseekers Chart and Movie Chart.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-08-24&lt;br /&gt;
|Sklarboro Country&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/imported-lady-energy/ Imported Lady Energy]&lt;br /&gt;
|Sklarbro Country is filled with lady energy this week thanks to our guest Julie Klausner! Julie tells us about being a pop-culture nut as a kid, how Patton Oswalt urged her to start her podcast, and why her twenties mirrored the show Girls.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2013-08-06&lt;br /&gt;
|Sklarboro Country&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/sklarbro-county-63/ Sklarboro County 63]&lt;br /&gt;
|Julie tells us about which weird celebrity sighting she’d love to see, writing for the 3rd season of Funny Or Die’s Billy On The Street, and an email she received from her mom describing Barbra Streisand in “The Guilt Trip.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-02-29&lt;br /&gt;
|The Chris Gethard Show&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://blip.tv/thechrisgethardshow/tcgs-36-how-do-girls-work-5994464 How Do Girls Work?]&lt;br /&gt;
|Our callers quiz Chris on female related topics and it becomes very clear how little Chris knows about women. Thus, to help set the record straight a panel of bad-ass women fronted by Julie Klausner assemble in our packed studio to explain the details of being a woman to Chris and the audience.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-11-19&lt;br /&gt;
|Worst Gig Ever&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://worstgigeverpodcast.tumblr.com/post/36062269991/episode-24-julie-klausner-ubermenschy Episode 24]&lt;br /&gt;
|Ubermenschy writer/entertainer Julie Klausner gives us the scoop on how her improv, sketch, and video beginnings got her where she is today, while peppering in some great crummy job stories both pre- and post- 9/11.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-12-18&lt;br /&gt;
|The Best Show on WFMU&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://wfmu.org/flashplayer.php?version=2&amp;amp;show=48655&amp;amp;archive=84070 December 18, 2012]&lt;br /&gt;
|‘A Four Loko Carol,’ in which Tom is visited by 3 spirits: TED LEO, JOHN HODGMAN &amp;amp; JULIE KLAUSNER! Mr. Pencil DAVID REES, director LANCE BANGS &amp;amp; CHRISTOPHER MCCULLOCH from the ‘Venture Brothers’ spread cheer! Plus, will Gary the Squirrel see 2013? &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-10-09&lt;br /&gt;
|The Best Show on WFMU&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://wfmu.org/flashplayer.php?version=2&amp;amp;show=47723&amp;amp;archive=82385 October 9, 2012]&lt;br /&gt;
|It's the Best Show’s 12th Birthday! In studio: funny person JULIE KLAUSNER &amp;amp; rock star A.C. NEWMAN! Topic: Clinic for Karaoke Flameouts. The words 'sex', 'placenta' &amp;amp; 'Tony Danza' get said a lot. Plus, Gary presents a ‘Comedians are Nuts' 2-for-1!&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2011-12-27&lt;br /&gt;
|The Best Show on WFMU&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://wfmu.org/flashplayer.php?version=2&amp;amp;show=43266&amp;amp;archive=74549 December 27, 2011]&lt;br /&gt;
|JULIE KLAUSNER comes to visit, and she brings gifts! AP Mike tussles with Ice-T and his Twitter minions! Tom's cousin Sherm has trouble telling the truth! A Nate Hartley update! Topic: What'd you like to leave in 2011? Happy New Year, youse guys!&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2011-06-28&lt;br /&gt;
|The Best Show on WFMU&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://wfmu.org/flashplayer.php?version=2&amp;amp;show=40906&amp;amp;archive=70169 June 28, 2011]&lt;br /&gt;
|A jam-packed show: TODD BARRY gets political! JULIE KLAUSNER is in-house! Darren from Work is in trouble! Tom visits America’s noisiest eatery! A lady tries to defend her husband’s honor! Clark returns! Woody Allen snobbery! Don’t miss!&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2011-12-29&lt;br /&gt;
|Dave Hill's Podcasting Incident&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://davehillincident.libsyn.com/webpage/episode-34-julie-klausner Episode 34]&lt;br /&gt;
|This time around, I sit down for a lovely chat with comedian, writer, actress, podcaster, and so much more Julie Klausner, author of the great book &amp;quot;I Don't Care About Your Band&amp;quot; and overall force of nature.  Slip into something a bit more comfortable as Julie and I discuss topics including but not limited to the smell of my apartment, John Travolta, the best sperm donor in CSNY, magic, Paul F. Tompkin's hair, dolphin sex, hot outfits, and a bunch of other stuff too.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2011-07-01&lt;br /&gt;
|Superego&lt;br /&gt;
|Episode 3:5 [http://www.gosuperego.com/podcast-episode-3-5/]&lt;br /&gt;
|CASE STUDIES: The Lavergne Family Dinner, Guillermo Lee, Shunt McGuppin, H.R. Giger, Hoyt Runyun’s Van Buren Middle School, and The Cobblefax Abbey Busalong Ghost Tour.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2010-12-07&lt;br /&gt;
|The Best Show on WFMU&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://wfmu.org/flashplayer.php?version=2&amp;amp;show=38363&amp;amp;archive=65463 December 7, 2010]&lt;br /&gt;
|The one and only JULIE KLAUSNER joins Tom in the studio! Mike drinks Four Loko and goes nuts! A young lady recounts her adventures in babysitting! Tom’s nephew Caesar, an aspiring writer, calls in to bond with his uncle! This was a good one!&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2010-01-26&lt;br /&gt;
|The Best Show on WFMU&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://wfmu.org/flashplayer.php?version=2&amp;amp;show=34521&amp;amp;archive=58444 January 26, 2010]&lt;br /&gt;
|Author And Funny Person JULIE KLAUSNER Is Live In Studio! Bryce Checks In From The Hospital. The Topic Is ‘Just Desserts’. Talk Of Avatar And Overweight Nazis. Tom Is Cranky And Mike Takes The Show To Where He Takes The Show. Again.&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Julie's wonderfulness cannot be contained to even her own show. Here is a list of her appearances on other podcasts.&lt;br /&gt;
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!Date&lt;br /&gt;
!Show&lt;br /&gt;
!Episode&lt;br /&gt;
!Description&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2016-08-05&lt;br /&gt;
|The Kevin &amp;amp; Bean Show on KROQ&lt;br /&gt;
|[https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-kevin-bean-show-on-kroq/id260501007?mt=2&amp;amp;i=373774769 K&amp;amp;B Podcast: Friday August 5th with guests: Julie Klausner, Jensen Karp, Mila Kunis and Steve Mason]&lt;br /&gt;
|Internet Roundup. Showbiz Beat. Julie Klausner. Movie Beat with Russ Leatherman. Jensen Karp. Sports You Want To See In The Olympics. Mila Kunis. Just A Second for Radiohead Tickets. Steve Mason. Showbiz Beat.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2016-06-06&lt;br /&gt;
|KCRW&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://kcrw.co/22HA4bt Julie Klausner: Difficult People]&lt;br /&gt;
|Writer and actor Julie Klausner's not afraid to speak her mind on Twitter, or now, on her Hulu series Difficult People. She tells us how she went from a job recapping Real Housewives episodes to writing and starring in her own show. She also shares memories of working with the inimitable Joan Rivers and how her approach to social media has changed now that she has a much larger audience.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2016-17-05&lt;br /&gt;
|Hollywood Handbook&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/far-east-movement-our-favorite-band/ #134 Far East Movement, Our Favorite Band]&lt;br /&gt;
|Hayes and Sean (and Tom Scharpling) are brought to the studio against their will for an unscheduled record.&lt;br /&gt;
This episode is sponsored by Nudist Colony Clothing. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2016-03-05&lt;br /&gt;
|Can I Pet Your Dog?&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.maximumfun.org/can-i-pet-your-dog/cipyd-41-julie-klausner-and-bull-terriers CIPYD 41: Julie Klausner and Bull Terriers]&lt;br /&gt;
|Hey there everyone! Welcome to another great episode! In Dogs We Met This Week, it's been a great big-dog week for the Colvert family! A big Noodle and a new Great Dane! In Mutt Minute, learn all about Bull Terriers and the &amp;quot;original party animal&amp;quot;! We're joined this week by the incredible Julie Klausner! '''She's an actor, show creator and most importantly: A Basset Hound fan!''' Also, we have some very exciting news regarding pet shop dogs! We're so glad you joined us for another good one! Enjoy and be sure to tell a friend!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2016-22-03&lt;br /&gt;
|Hollywood Handbook&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/julie-klausner-again-our-close-friend/ #126 Julie Klausner Again, Our Close Friend]&lt;br /&gt;
|Hayes and Sean speculate as to some other interesting superheroes who could be fighting each other in a movie. Then JULIE KLAUSNER joins the team to redo her celebrated musical episode of the show except not with Dave Matthews this time.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2016-09-03&lt;br /&gt;
|The Best Show &lt;br /&gt;
|[http://thebestshow.net/episode/julie-klausner-danielle-henderson-sick-manning-kids-and-seniors-gary-the-squirrel/ JULIE KLAUSNER! DANIELLE HENDERSON! SICK MANNING! KIDS AND SENIORS! GARY THE SQUIRREL!]&lt;br /&gt;
|JULIE KLAUSNER and DANIELLE HENDERSON in studio! SICK MANNING calls in to talk about his new record! Hear a KIDS AND SENIORS call-in special! Plus... GARY THE SQUIRREL auditions for AC/DC!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2015-05-27&lt;br /&gt;
|Internet Explorer w/ Katie Notopoulos&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos/internet-explorer-and-julie-klausner-talk-about-mr-eggs-and Julie Klausner, Pick Up Artists and the tale of Mr. Eggs]&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;quot;Pick up artist Roosh V gets owned by Dr. Oz and Julie Klausner indulges her love for weirdos on the internet with a guy Katie and Ryan know and love: Mr. Eggs.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2014-09-23&lt;br /&gt;
|News Whore with Mandy Stadtmiller&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://newswhore.libsyn.com/064-julie-klausner 064 - Julie Klausner]&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;quot;Comedieuse and writrordinaire Julie Klausner spars with Graham and Mandy about books and jokes and I'm tired OK. RiotCast.com&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2014-08-12&lt;br /&gt;
|RiYL (Boing Boing)&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://boingboing.net/2014/08/12/julie-klausner-how-was-your-w.html Julie Klausner, How Was Your Week?]&lt;br /&gt;
|Julie talks about her recent cabaret shows at Joe's Pub&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2014-05-27&lt;br /&gt;
|The Dork Forest&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://tdf.libsyn.com/tdf-ep-231-julie-klausner Episode 231]&lt;br /&gt;
|Favorite musicals and the Cannibal Cop are discussed.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2014-01-01&lt;br /&gt;
|Hot Lips with Ryan Houlihan&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://ryanhoulihan.com/post/73042157477/hot-lips-episode-1-julie-klausner-good-beef-and/ Good beef and you’ll probably get robbed.]&lt;br /&gt;
|Ryan Talks about himself and his new show, complains a bit, and talks with Julie Klausner about things.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2013-12-03&lt;br /&gt;
|The Best Show on WFMU&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://wfmu.org/playlists/BS December 3, 2013]&lt;br /&gt;
|PATTON OSWALT and JULIE KLAUSNER in-studio! TODD BARRY on the horn. Buying a switchblade before a Billy Joel concert. Bob Dylan needs 178 pizzas. Bruno Mars at the Dole Plantation. &amp;quot;Comedians Are Nuts&amp;quot; returns! Fonzie and ALF talk.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2013-08-23&lt;br /&gt;
|Ask Me Another&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.npr.org/2013/08/23/214200686/julie-klausner-the-pop-culture-maven]&lt;br /&gt;
|Julie joins host Ophira Eisenberg for an hour of puzzles, word games, and trivia. Julie explains her love of The Real Housewives, and her superfandom of The Monkees is challenged with a Monkees trivia round.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2013-02-05&lt;br /&gt;
|How Did This Get Made?&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/the-devils-advocate-live/ The Devil's Advocate: LIVE!]&lt;br /&gt;
|Special guest Julie Klausner joined us to talk about The Devil’s Advocate on this week’s How Did This Get Made? LIVE at the Bell House! We cover everything from Keanu’s multiple southern accents, Pacino’s 30 minute monologue, and the insane double twist.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-11-12&lt;br /&gt;
|Comedy, Bang, Bang&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/new-york-mainstays/ Episode 186: New York Mainstays]&lt;br /&gt;
|Fellow podcasters and first timers Julie Klausner and Jake Fogelnest are here on today’s Comedy Bang Bang! Jake &amp;amp; Julie recall the first time they met, each describe their podcasts “The Fogelnest Files” and “How Was Your Week” respectively, and share their love of BuzzFeed’s Katie Notopoulos. Garry Marshall returns to reveal his secret name, tell us about his new family sitcom based on The Trachtenburg Family Slideshow Players, and plays a game of Would You Rather? You will hear tales of Garry’s past and we’ll finally answer the age old question as to if there is indeed a Scope brand toothpaste.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2011-07-10&lt;br /&gt;
|Jordan, Jesse, Go!&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.maximumfun.org/jordan-jesse-go/jjgo-ep-183-paprika-julie-klausner Episode 183: Paprika with Julie Klausner]&lt;br /&gt;
|Julie Klausner from How Was Your Week? joins us for a discussion of goulash and Daniel Craig.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-08-30&lt;br /&gt;
|WTF with Marc Maron&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.wtfpod.com/podcast/episodes/episode_306_-_julie_klausner Episode 306] (premium episode)&lt;br /&gt;
|Fellow podcaster and author of “I Don’t Care About Your Band” Julie Klausner joins Marc in the garage for some heavy lifting on gender roles, psychotherapy, Jewish identity and bad relationships. There’s also some bonding over cats. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-08-12&lt;br /&gt;
|The Fogelnest Files&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/the-fogelnest-files-1/ Episode 1]&lt;br /&gt;
|Jake Fogelnest has scoured the Internet and his personal archives for cool stuff to show you. This first episode was recorded live at UCBEAST as part of the CBGB Festival with special guests Julie Klausner and Chris Gethard! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-08-01&lt;br /&gt;
|Bullseye with Jesse Thorn&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.maximumfun.org/bullseye/bullseye-jesse-thorn-syl-johnson-gillian-flynn-and-matt-berninger Oct. 1 2012]&lt;br /&gt;
|Julie Klausner co-hosts again this week, interviewing Gillian Flynn (author of ''Gone Girl'').&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-09-24&lt;br /&gt;
|Bullseye with Jesse Thorn&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.maximumfun.org/bullseye/bullseye-jesse-thorn-nellie-mckay-rob-delaney-and-jordan-ranks-america Sep. 24 2012]&lt;br /&gt;
|Julie Klausner co-hosts, interviewing musician Nellie McKay and talks about her love of Nancy Sinatra's ''Movin' With Nancy''.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2013-11-14&lt;br /&gt;
|The Fogelnest Files&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/donate-your-car-today/ Donate Your Car Today]&lt;br /&gt;
|Julie Klausner, Dave Hill, Katie Notopoulos, and Kitty join Jake LIVE from the Bell House in New York! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2013-06-13&lt;br /&gt;
|The Fogelnest Files&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/boy-am-i-glued/ Boy, Am I Glued!]&lt;br /&gt;
|Get ready for a raucous good time as Jake welcomes Julie Klausner, Jon Hendren, and Shelby Fero to a live edition of the Fogelnest Files! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2011-05-25&lt;br /&gt;
|Ronna and Beverly&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/julie-klausner/ Julie Klausner]&lt;br /&gt;
|The debut episode of The Ronna &amp;amp; Beverly Podcast.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-04-11&lt;br /&gt;
|Who Charted?&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/badu-doo-wop/ Badu-Doo-Wop]&lt;br /&gt;
|Given Howard’s affinity for reds, we were more than happy to have Julie Klausner bring her New York hipness and Jewish nerdyness to Who Charted? for a look at the Billboard Heatseekers Chart and Movie Chart.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-08-24&lt;br /&gt;
|Sklarboro Country&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/imported-lady-energy/ Imported Lady Energy]&lt;br /&gt;
|Sklarbro Country is filled with lady energy this week thanks to our guest Julie Klausner! Julie tells us about being a pop-culture nut as a kid, how Patton Oswalt urged her to start her podcast, and why her twenties mirrored the show Girls.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2013-08-06&lt;br /&gt;
|Sklarboro Country&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/sklarbro-county-63/ Sklarboro County 63]&lt;br /&gt;
|Julie tells us about which weird celebrity sighting she’d love to see, writing for the 3rd season of Funny Or Die’s Billy On The Street, and an email she received from her mom describing Barbra Streisand in “The Guilt Trip.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-02-29&lt;br /&gt;
|The Chris Gethard Show&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://blip.tv/thechrisgethardshow/tcgs-36-how-do-girls-work-5994464 How Do Girls Work?]&lt;br /&gt;
|Our callers quiz Chris on female related topics and it becomes very clear how little Chris knows about women. Thus, to help set the record straight a panel of bad-ass women fronted by Julie Klausner assemble in our packed studio to explain the details of being a woman to Chris and the audience.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-11-19&lt;br /&gt;
|Worst Gig Ever&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://worstgigeverpodcast.tumblr.com/post/36062269991/episode-24-julie-klausner-ubermenschy Episode 24]&lt;br /&gt;
|Ubermenschy writer/entertainer Julie Klausner gives us the scoop on how her improv, sketch, and video beginnings got her where she is today, while peppering in some great crummy job stories both pre- and post- 9/11.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-12-18&lt;br /&gt;
|The Best Show on WFMU&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://wfmu.org/flashplayer.php?version=2&amp;amp;show=48655&amp;amp;archive=84070 December 18, 2012]&lt;br /&gt;
|‘A Four Loko Carol,’ in which Tom is visited by 3 spirits: TED LEO, JOHN HODGMAN &amp;amp; JULIE KLAUSNER! Mr. Pencil DAVID REES, director LANCE BANGS &amp;amp; CHRISTOPHER MCCULLOCH from the ‘Venture Brothers’ spread cheer! Plus, will Gary the Squirrel see 2013? &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-10-09&lt;br /&gt;
|The Best Show on WFMU&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://wfmu.org/flashplayer.php?version=2&amp;amp;show=47723&amp;amp;archive=82385 October 9, 2012]&lt;br /&gt;
|It's the Best Show’s 12th Birthday! In studio: funny person JULIE KLAUSNER &amp;amp; rock star A.C. NEWMAN! Topic: Clinic for Karaoke Flameouts. The words 'sex', 'placenta' &amp;amp; 'Tony Danza' get said a lot. Plus, Gary presents a ‘Comedians are Nuts' 2-for-1!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2011-12-27&lt;br /&gt;
|The Best Show on WFMU&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://wfmu.org/flashplayer.php?version=2&amp;amp;show=43266&amp;amp;archive=74549 December 27, 2011]&lt;br /&gt;
|JULIE KLAUSNER comes to visit, and she brings gifts! AP Mike tussles with Ice-T and his Twitter minions! Tom's cousin Sherm has trouble telling the truth! A Nate Hartley update! Topic: What'd you like to leave in 2011? Happy New Year, youse guys!&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2011-06-28&lt;br /&gt;
|The Best Show on WFMU&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://wfmu.org/flashplayer.php?version=2&amp;amp;show=40906&amp;amp;archive=70169 June 28, 2011]&lt;br /&gt;
|A jam-packed show: TODD BARRY gets political! JULIE KLAUSNER is in-house! Darren from Work is in trouble! Tom visits America’s noisiest eatery! A lady tries to defend her husband’s honor! Clark returns! Woody Allen snobbery! Don’t miss!&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2011-12-29&lt;br /&gt;
|Dave Hill's Podcasting Incident&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://davehillincident.libsyn.com/webpage/episode-34-julie-klausner Episode 34]&lt;br /&gt;
|This time around, I sit down for a lovely chat with comedian, writer, actress, podcaster, and so much more Julie Klausner, author of the great book &amp;quot;I Don't Care About Your Band&amp;quot; and overall force of nature.  Slip into something a bit more comfortable as Julie and I discuss topics including but not limited to the smell of my apartment, John Travolta, the best sperm donor in CSNY, magic, Paul F. Tompkin's hair, dolphin sex, hot outfits, and a bunch of other stuff too.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2011-07-01&lt;br /&gt;
|Superego&lt;br /&gt;
|Episode 3:5 [http://www.gosuperego.com/podcast-episode-3-5/]&lt;br /&gt;
|CASE STUDIES: The Lavergne Family Dinner, Guillermo Lee, Shunt McGuppin, H.R. Giger, Hoyt Runyun’s Van Buren Middle School, and The Cobblefax Abbey Busalong Ghost Tour.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2010-12-07&lt;br /&gt;
|The Best Show on WFMU&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://wfmu.org/flashplayer.php?version=2&amp;amp;show=38363&amp;amp;archive=65463 December 7, 2010]&lt;br /&gt;
|The one and only JULIE KLAUSNER joins Tom in the studio! Mike drinks Four Loko and goes nuts! A young lady recounts her adventures in babysitting! Tom’s nephew Caesar, an aspiring writer, calls in to bond with his uncle! This was a good one!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2010-01-26&lt;br /&gt;
|The Best Show on WFMU&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://wfmu.org/flashplayer.php?version=2&amp;amp;show=34521&amp;amp;archive=58444 January 26, 2010]&lt;br /&gt;
|Author And Funny Person JULIE KLAUSNER Is Live In Studio! Bryce Checks In From The Hospital. The Topic Is ‘Just Desserts’. Talk Of Avatar And Overweight Nazis. Tom Is Cranky And Mike Takes The Show To Where He Takes The Show. Again.&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Julie's wonderfulness cannot be contained to even her own show. Here is a list of her appearances on other podcasts.&lt;br /&gt;
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!Date&lt;br /&gt;
!Show&lt;br /&gt;
!Episode&lt;br /&gt;
!Description&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2016-06-06&lt;br /&gt;
|KCRW&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://kcrw.co/22HA4bt Julie Klausner: Difficult People]&lt;br /&gt;
|Writer and actor Julie Klausner's not afraid to speak her mind on Twitter, or now, on her Hulu series Difficult People. She tells us how she went from a job recapping Real Housewives episodes to writing and starring in her own show. She also shares memories of working with the inimitable Joan Rivers and how her approach to social media has changed now that she has a much larger audience.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2016-17-05&lt;br /&gt;
|Hollywood Handbook&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/far-east-movement-our-favorite-band/ #134 Far East Movement, Our Favorite Band]&lt;br /&gt;
|Hayes and Sean (and Tom Scharpling) are brought to the studio against their will for an unscheduled record.&lt;br /&gt;
This episode is sponsored by Nudist Colony Clothing. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2016-03-05&lt;br /&gt;
|Can I Pet Your Dog?&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.maximumfun.org/can-i-pet-your-dog/cipyd-41-julie-klausner-and-bull-terriers CIPYD 41: Julie Klausner and Bull Terriers]&lt;br /&gt;
|Hey there everyone! Welcome to another great episode! In Dogs We Met This Week, it's been a great big-dog week for the Colvert family! A big Noodle and a new Great Dane! In Mutt Minute, learn all about Bull Terriers and the &amp;quot;original party animal&amp;quot;! We're joined this week by the incredible Julie Klausner! '''She's an actor, show creator and most importantly: A Basset Hound fan!''' Also, we have some very exciting news regarding pet shop dogs! We're so glad you joined us for another good one! Enjoy and be sure to tell a friend!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2016-22-03&lt;br /&gt;
|Hollywood Handbook&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/julie-klausner-again-our-close-friend/ #126 Julie Klausner Again, Our Close Friend]&lt;br /&gt;
|Hayes and Sean speculate as to some other interesting superheroes who could be fighting each other in a movie. Then JULIE KLAUSNER joins the team to redo her celebrated musical episode of the show except not with Dave Matthews this time.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2016-09-03&lt;br /&gt;
|The Best Show &lt;br /&gt;
|[http://thebestshow.net/episode/julie-klausner-danielle-henderson-sick-manning-kids-and-seniors-gary-the-squirrel/ JULIE KLAUSNER! DANIELLE HENDERSON! SICK MANNING! KIDS AND SENIORS! GARY THE SQUIRREL!]&lt;br /&gt;
|JULIE KLAUSNER and DANIELLE HENDERSON in studio! SICK MANNING calls in to talk about his new record! Hear a KIDS AND SENIORS call-in special! Plus... GARY THE SQUIRREL auditions for AC/DC!!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2015-05-27&lt;br /&gt;
|Internet Explorer w/ Katie Notopoulos&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos/internet-explorer-and-julie-klausner-talk-about-mr-eggs-and Julie Klausner, Pick Up Artists and the tale of Mr. Eggs]&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;quot;Pick up artist Roosh V gets owned by Dr. Oz and Julie Klausner indulges her love for weirdos on the internet with a guy Katie and Ryan know and love: Mr. Eggs.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2014-09-23&lt;br /&gt;
|News Whore with Mandy Stadtmiller&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://newswhore.libsyn.com/064-julie-klausner 064 - Julie Klausner]&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;quot;Comedieuse and writrordinaire Julie Klausner spars with Graham and Mandy about books and jokes and I'm tired OK. RiotCast.com&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2014-08-12&lt;br /&gt;
|RiYL (Boing Boing)&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://boingboing.net/2014/08/12/julie-klausner-how-was-your-w.html Julie Klausner, How Was Your Week?]&lt;br /&gt;
|Julie talks about her recent cabaret shows at Joe's Pub&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2014-05-27&lt;br /&gt;
|The Dork Forest&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://tdf.libsyn.com/tdf-ep-231-julie-klausner Episode 231]&lt;br /&gt;
|Favorite musicals and the Cannibal Cop are discussed.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2014-01-01&lt;br /&gt;
|Hot Lips with Ryan Houlihan&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://ryanhoulihan.com/post/73042157477/hot-lips-episode-1-julie-klausner-good-beef-and/ Good beef and you’ll probably get robbed.]&lt;br /&gt;
|Ryan Talks about himself and his new show, complains a bit, and talks with Julie Klausner about things.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2013-12-03&lt;br /&gt;
|The Best Show on WFMU&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://wfmu.org/playlists/BS December 3, 2013]&lt;br /&gt;
|PATTON OSWALT and JULIE KLAUSNER in-studio! TODD BARRY on the horn. Buying a switchblade before a Billy Joel concert. Bob Dylan needs 178 pizzas. Bruno Mars at the Dole Plantation. &amp;quot;Comedians Are Nuts&amp;quot; returns! Fonzie and ALF talk.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2013-08-23&lt;br /&gt;
|Ask Me Another&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.npr.org/2013/08/23/214200686/julie-klausner-the-pop-culture-maven]&lt;br /&gt;
|Julie joins host Ophira Eisenberg for an hour of puzzles, word games, and trivia. Julie explains her love of The Real Housewives, and her superfandom of The Monkees is challenged with a Monkees trivia round.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2013-02-05&lt;br /&gt;
|How Did This Get Made?&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/the-devils-advocate-live/ The Devil's Advocate: LIVE!]&lt;br /&gt;
|Special guest Julie Klausner joined us to talk about The Devil’s Advocate on this week’s How Did This Get Made? LIVE at the Bell House! We cover everything from Keanu’s multiple southern accents, Pacino’s 30 minute monologue, and the insane double twist.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-11-12&lt;br /&gt;
|Comedy, Bang, Bang&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/new-york-mainstays/ Episode 186: New York Mainstays]&lt;br /&gt;
|Fellow podcasters and first timers Julie Klausner and Jake Fogelnest are here on today’s Comedy Bang Bang! Jake &amp;amp; Julie recall the first time they met, each describe their podcasts “The Fogelnest Files” and “How Was Your Week” respectively, and share their love of BuzzFeed’s Katie Notopoulos. Garry Marshall returns to reveal his secret name, tell us about his new family sitcom based on The Trachtenburg Family Slideshow Players, and plays a game of Would You Rather? You will hear tales of Garry’s past and we’ll finally answer the age old question as to if there is indeed a Scope brand toothpaste.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2011-07-10&lt;br /&gt;
|Jordan, Jesse, Go!&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.maximumfun.org/jordan-jesse-go/jjgo-ep-183-paprika-julie-klausner Episode 183: Paprika with Julie Klausner]&lt;br /&gt;
|Julie Klausner from How Was Your Week? joins us for a discussion of goulash and Daniel Craig.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-08-30&lt;br /&gt;
|WTF with Marc Maron&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.wtfpod.com/podcast/episodes/episode_306_-_julie_klausner Episode 306] (premium episode)&lt;br /&gt;
|Fellow podcaster and author of “I Don’t Care About Your Band” Julie Klausner joins Marc in the garage for some heavy lifting on gender roles, psychotherapy, Jewish identity and bad relationships. There’s also some bonding over cats. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-08-12&lt;br /&gt;
|The Fogelnest Files&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/the-fogelnest-files-1/ Episode 1]&lt;br /&gt;
|Jake Fogelnest has scoured the Internet and his personal archives for cool stuff to show you. This first episode was recorded live at UCBEAST as part of the CBGB Festival with special guests Julie Klausner and Chris Gethard! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-08-01&lt;br /&gt;
|Bullseye with Jesse Thorn&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.maximumfun.org/bullseye/bullseye-jesse-thorn-syl-johnson-gillian-flynn-and-matt-berninger Oct. 1 2012]&lt;br /&gt;
|Julie Klausner co-hosts again this week, interviewing Gillian Flynn (author of ''Gone Girl'').&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-09-24&lt;br /&gt;
|Bullseye with Jesse Thorn&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.maximumfun.org/bullseye/bullseye-jesse-thorn-nellie-mckay-rob-delaney-and-jordan-ranks-america Sep. 24 2012]&lt;br /&gt;
|Julie Klausner co-hosts, interviewing musician Nellie McKay and talks about her love of Nancy Sinatra's ''Movin' With Nancy''.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2013-11-14&lt;br /&gt;
|The Fogelnest Files&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/donate-your-car-today/ Donate Your Car Today]&lt;br /&gt;
|Julie Klausner, Dave Hill, Katie Notopoulos, and Kitty join Jake LIVE from the Bell House in New York! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2013-06-13&lt;br /&gt;
|The Fogelnest Files&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/boy-am-i-glued/ Boy, Am I Glued!]&lt;br /&gt;
|Get ready for a raucous good time as Jake welcomes Julie Klausner, Jon Hendren, and Shelby Fero to a live edition of the Fogelnest Files! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2011-05-25&lt;br /&gt;
|Ronna and Beverly&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/julie-klausner/ Julie Klausner]&lt;br /&gt;
|The debut episode of The Ronna &amp;amp; Beverly Podcast.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-04-11&lt;br /&gt;
|Who Charted?&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/badu-doo-wop/ Badu-Doo-Wop]&lt;br /&gt;
|Given Howard’s affinity for reds, we were more than happy to have Julie Klausner bring her New York hipness and Jewish nerdyness to Who Charted? for a look at the Billboard Heatseekers Chart and Movie Chart.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-08-24&lt;br /&gt;
|Sklarboro Country&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/imported-lady-energy/ Imported Lady Energy]&lt;br /&gt;
|Sklarbro Country is filled with lady energy this week thanks to our guest Julie Klausner! Julie tells us about being a pop-culture nut as a kid, how Patton Oswalt urged her to start her podcast, and why her twenties mirrored the show Girls.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2013-08-06&lt;br /&gt;
|Sklarboro Country&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/sklarbro-county-63/ Sklarboro County 63]&lt;br /&gt;
|Julie tells us about which weird celebrity sighting she’d love to see, writing for the 3rd season of Funny Or Die’s Billy On The Street, and an email she received from her mom describing Barbra Streisand in “The Guilt Trip.”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-02-29&lt;br /&gt;
|The Chris Gethard Show&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://blip.tv/thechrisgethardshow/tcgs-36-how-do-girls-work-5994464 How Do Girls Work?]&lt;br /&gt;
|Our callers quiz Chris on female related topics and it becomes very clear how little Chris knows about women. Thus, to help set the record straight a panel of bad-ass women fronted by Julie Klausner assemble in our packed studio to explain the details of being a woman to Chris and the audience.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-11-19&lt;br /&gt;
|Worst Gig Ever&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://worstgigeverpodcast.tumblr.com/post/36062269991/episode-24-julie-klausner-ubermenschy Episode 24]&lt;br /&gt;
|Ubermenschy writer/entertainer Julie Klausner gives us the scoop on how her improv, sketch, and video beginnings got her where she is today, while peppering in some great crummy job stories both pre- and post- 9/11.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-12-18&lt;br /&gt;
|The Best Show on WFMU&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://wfmu.org/flashplayer.php?version=2&amp;amp;show=48655&amp;amp;archive=84070 December 18, 2012]&lt;br /&gt;
|‘A Four Loko Carol,’ in which Tom is visited by 3 spirits: TED LEO, JOHN HODGMAN &amp;amp; JULIE KLAUSNER! Mr. Pencil DAVID REES, director LANCE BANGS &amp;amp; CHRISTOPHER MCCULLOCH from the ‘Venture Brothers’ spread cheer! Plus, will Gary the Squirrel see 2013? &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2012-10-09&lt;br /&gt;
|The Best Show on WFMU&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://wfmu.org/flashplayer.php?version=2&amp;amp;show=47723&amp;amp;archive=82385 October 9, 2012]&lt;br /&gt;
|It's the Best Show’s 12th Birthday! In studio: funny person JULIE KLAUSNER &amp;amp; rock star A.C. NEWMAN! Topic: Clinic for Karaoke Flameouts. The words 'sex', 'placenta' &amp;amp; 'Tony Danza' get said a lot. Plus, Gary presents a ‘Comedians are Nuts' 2-for-1!&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2011-12-27&lt;br /&gt;
|The Best Show on WFMU&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://wfmu.org/flashplayer.php?version=2&amp;amp;show=43266&amp;amp;archive=74549 December 27, 2011]&lt;br /&gt;
|JULIE KLAUSNER comes to visit, and she brings gifts! AP Mike tussles with Ice-T and his Twitter minions! Tom's cousin Sherm has trouble telling the truth! A Nate Hartley update! Topic: What'd you like to leave in 2011? Happy New Year, youse guys!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2011-06-28&lt;br /&gt;
|The Best Show on WFMU&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://wfmu.org/flashplayer.php?version=2&amp;amp;show=40906&amp;amp;archive=70169 June 28, 2011]&lt;br /&gt;
|A jam-packed show: TODD BARRY gets political! JULIE KLAUSNER is in-house! Darren from Work is in trouble! Tom visits America’s noisiest eatery! A lady tries to defend her husband’s honor! Clark returns! Woody Allen snobbery! Don’t miss!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2011-12-29&lt;br /&gt;
|Dave Hill's Podcasting Incident&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://davehillincident.libsyn.com/webpage/episode-34-julie-klausner Episode 34]&lt;br /&gt;
|This time around, I sit down for a lovely chat with comedian, writer, actress, podcaster, and so much more Julie Klausner, author of the great book &amp;quot;I Don't Care About Your Band&amp;quot; and overall force of nature.  Slip into something a bit more comfortable as Julie and I discuss topics including but not limited to the smell of my apartment, John Travolta, the best sperm donor in CSNY, magic, Paul F. Tompkin's hair, dolphin sex, hot outfits, and a bunch of other stuff too.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2011-07-01&lt;br /&gt;
|Superego&lt;br /&gt;
|Episode 3:5 [http://www.gosuperego.com/podcast-episode-3-5/]&lt;br /&gt;
|CASE STUDIES: The Lavergne Family Dinner, Guillermo Lee, Shunt McGuppin, H.R. Giger, Hoyt Runyun’s Van Buren Middle School, and The Cobblefax Abbey Busalong Ghost Tour.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2010-12-07&lt;br /&gt;
|The Best Show on WFMU&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://wfmu.org/flashplayer.php?version=2&amp;amp;show=38363&amp;amp;archive=65463 December 7, 2010]&lt;br /&gt;
|The one and only JULIE KLAUSNER joins Tom in the studio! Mike drinks Four Loko and goes nuts! A young lady recounts her adventures in babysitting! Tom’s nephew Caesar, an aspiring writer, calls in to bond with his uncle! This was a good one!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|2010-01-26&lt;br /&gt;
|The Best Show on WFMU&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://wfmu.org/flashplayer.php?version=2&amp;amp;show=34521&amp;amp;archive=58444 January 26, 2010]&lt;br /&gt;
|Author And Funny Person JULIE KLAUSNER Is Live In Studio! Bryce Checks In From The Hospital. The Topic Is ‘Just Desserts’. Talk Of Avatar And Overweight Nazis. Tom Is Cranky And Mike Takes The Show To Where He Takes The Show. Again.&lt;br /&gt;
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|}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Episode 211: &quot;I'm Your Neighbor&quot;</title>
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&lt;div&gt;== Date ==&lt;br /&gt;
May 29, 2016&lt;br /&gt;
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== Guests ==&lt;br /&gt;
None&lt;br /&gt;
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== Origin of the episode title ==&lt;br /&gt;
Julie hugged her neighbor by accident.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Discussed ==&lt;br /&gt;
Julie found an Israel that isn't controversial, AT ALL!!!&lt;br /&gt;
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In other news: Her neighbor is weirded out, she saw some amazing docs about an assortments of great characters (and Jeremy Scott is NOT one of them).&lt;br /&gt;
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We find the exact recipe for a raising a good comedian, so be careful with that.&lt;br /&gt;
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Julie also has some thoughts about which podcasts are good... keeping in mind this one is the best.&lt;br /&gt;
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Why is there a glove? If you're a politician, you're about to find out!&lt;br /&gt;
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Read more at [http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/#dAW1PK6Kou0IRidw.99 http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/#dAW1PK6Kou0IRidw.99]&lt;br /&gt;
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Hooray!&lt;br /&gt;
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== Trivia and References ==&lt;br /&gt;
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== Download the Episode ==&lt;br /&gt;
[http://traffic.libsyn.com/howwasyourweek/211.mp3 Episode Link]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Monologue Transcript ==&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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&lt;div&gt;== Overview ==&lt;br /&gt;
How Was Your Week was first released on March 8, 2011. Regular episodes are released weekly on Fridays, barring unforeseen circumstances. &lt;br /&gt;
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Episodes before 165 will require a Premium Subscription. [http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/search/is_premium A Premium Subscription] entitles you to access to How Was Your Week archives. Without premium access, only the most recent 25 episodes are available for free download.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Premium Extrasodes are available to listeners who have a [http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/search/is_premium premium subscription] to How Was Your Week through Libsyn. These include live shows and exclusive interviews. They are great. &lt;br /&gt;
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== Regular Episodes ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable sortable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
!Episode&lt;br /&gt;
!Date&lt;br /&gt;
!Guests&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 1: &amp;quot;Oscar Madison Won't Let You Pack Your Bags&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
| March 8, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Julie's Parents and [[Natasha Vargas-Cooper]]&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 2: &amp;quot;The Taste of Christmas Morning&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|March 19, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Jesse Murray, Anthony Atamanuik&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 3: &amp;quot;A Smiling Bruce Vilanch&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|March 26, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Billy Eichner, Megan Amram&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 4: &amp;quot;I Did Fiddler!&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|April 1, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Ronna &amp;amp; Beverly, James Urbaniak&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 5: &amp;quot;The One With Joan Rivers&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|April 7, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Joan Rivers&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 6: &amp;quot;Polar Bears on Moonbeams&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|April 15, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Patton Oswalt, Holly Schlesinger&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 7: &amp;quot;The Pottery Scene From GREASE&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|April 23, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Rachel Dratch and Rachel Shukert&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 8: &amp;quot;All The Way To Canada&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|April 29, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Neko Case, Joe Mande&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 9: &amp;quot;In The Face&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|May 6, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Seth Rudetsky, Baratunde Thurston&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 10: &amp;quot;Pico Won't Know Our Baby&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|May 14, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Jen Kirkman, Andrea Rosen, John Gemberling&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 11: &amp;quot;Enter Dancing&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|May 20, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Sally Kellerman, Paul Scheer&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 12: &amp;quot;The Young &amp;amp; The Messy&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|May 27, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Jackée &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 13: &amp;quot;The Ballad of Buddy Longo&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|June 3, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Julieanne Smolinski&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 14: &amp;quot;Our Congressman In His Underpants&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|June 10, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Michelle Collins, Eugene Mirman&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[How Were Your Tonys? Special Minisode]]&lt;br /&gt;
|June 13, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Scott Brown&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 15: &amp;quot;What's This? It's The Style&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|June 17, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Ira Glass, Anaheed Alani&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 16: &amp;quot;So Many Ethans&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|June 24, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Ana Gasteyer, Vanessa Bayer&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 17: &amp;quot;Cat Bride&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|July 1, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Michael Rapaport, Larry Murphy&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 18: &amp;quot;Giant Pictures of Hamburgers&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|July 8, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Tom Scharpling&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 19: &amp;quot;She's A Cold Soup&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|July 15, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Rob Delaney, Michelle McNamara&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 20: &amp;quot;Bev's Bananas&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|July 22, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Maria Bamford&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 21: &amp;quot;In The Business Of Lying To You&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|July 29, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Dave Hill, John Ross Bowie&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 22: &amp;quot;Rave Withdrawal&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|August 5, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Steve Agee, Bryan Safi&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 23: &amp;quot;America's Jelly&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|August 12, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Laraine Newman, Lisa F. Jackson&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 24: &amp;quot;Half A Face&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|August 19, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Paul F. Tompkins, Jamie Denbo&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 25: Best of HWYW Vol. 1]]&lt;br /&gt;
|August 26, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Joan Rivers, Patton Oswalt, Holly Schlesinger, Neko Case, Billy Eichner, James Urbaniak&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 26: &amp;quot;Count Chocula's Other Teeth&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|September 2, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Michael Musto, Jake Fogelnest&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 27: &amp;quot;Shelf Of Justice&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|September 9, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|[[David Rakoff]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 28: &amp;quot;Sherry&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|September 16, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Jackie Collins, Amy Schumer&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 29: &amp;quot;This Is Lowell&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|September 23, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Patton Oswalt, Daniel Kibblesmith&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 30: &amp;quot;Upstairs Coke&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|September 30, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Susie Essman, Gabe Delahaye&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 31: &amp;quot;My Birds&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|October 7, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Sandra Bernhard, Jeffrey Self&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 32: &amp;quot;Tiny Faces&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|October 14, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Amy Poehler, Rich Fulcher&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 33: &amp;quot;Pondering Tonya&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|October 21, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Martha Plimpton&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 34: &amp;quot;Satchel&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|October 28, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Sarah Silverman, Mike Albo&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 35: &amp;quot;Full Petula&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|November 4, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Mink Stole, John Mulaney&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 36: HWYW Live]]&lt;br /&gt;
|November 10, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Fred Armisen, Billy Eichner, Paul F. Tompkins, more&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 37: &amp;quot;The Juiciest Chicken You've Ever Had&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|November 18, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Sonja Morgan, Richard Lawson&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 38: &amp;quot;Steampunk Goodfellas&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|November 25, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Mike Daisey, Gil Ozeri&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 39: &amp;quot;Horror-curious&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|December 2, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Nick Kroll, Gabe Liedman&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 40: &amp;quot;Twittertudes&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|December 9, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Kristen Schaal, Ari Graynor&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 41: &amp;quot;You-know-what-icide Season&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|December 16, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Ted &amp;quot;Teddy&amp;quot; Leo]], Ramona Singer&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 42: &amp;quot;Spa-cast&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|December 23, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Kurt Braunohler, Cecily von Ziegesar&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 43: &amp;quot;Tommy Mattola for Nothing']]&lt;br /&gt;
|December 30, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Mike Doughty&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 44: &amp;quot;Twiddling and Eight-balls&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|January 6, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Rob Tannenbaum&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 45: &amp;quot;Many Parts of a Pine Tree&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|January 13, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Frank DeCaro, Kate Beaton&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 46: &amp;quot;Consequences&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|January 20, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Chris Gethard, Katie Notopoulos&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 47: &amp;quot;What Someone's Mom's Idea of a Nightclub Is&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|January 27, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|David Cross, Eliot Glazer&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 48: Best of HWYW Vol. 2]]&lt;br /&gt;
|February 3, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Patton Oswalt, John Mulaney, Mike Daisey, Ted Leo&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 49: &amp;quot;Me and My Stupid Bat&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|February 10, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Kristen Johnston&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 50: &amp;quot;What About a Macaroni Salad?&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|February 17, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Jenny Johnson, Max Silvestri&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 51: HWYW Live]]&lt;br /&gt;
|January 24, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Sandra Bernhard, Tom Scharpling, Ira Glass, Joe Mande&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[How Were Your Oscars? Special Minisode]]&lt;br /&gt;
|February 27, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Dave Itzkoff, Tom Scharpling, Gary Tha Squirrel&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 52: &amp;quot;Jolly Roger&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|March 2, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Lizz Winstead, Adam Wade&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 53: &amp;quot;On Improv&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|March 9, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Simon Doonan, Eric Lefcowitz&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 54: &amp;quot;The Crunch Factor&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|March 16, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Rickie Lee Jones, Kambri Crews&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 55: &amp;quot;A Jaw That Could Open a Can of Tuna Fish&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|March 23, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Mo Rocca, Dave Cullen&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 56: &amp;quot;Jam Ghetto&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|March 30, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Sharon Needles, Whitney Jefferson&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 57: &amp;quot;Dog Valet&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|April 6, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Chris Parnell, Jon Daly&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 58: &amp;quot;College Hounds&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|April 13, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Susan Orlean, Jon Hendren&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 59: &amp;quot;The Boyfriend Experience&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|April 20, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Michael K, Jessica St. Clair, Lennon Parham&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 60: &amp;quot;Fig Bar Bender&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|April 26, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Nellie McKay, Dodai Stewart&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 61: &amp;quot;Something Something Justin Timberlake&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|May 4, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|David Yazbek, Damien Lemon&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 62: &amp;quot;The Front of a Crocodile&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|May 11, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Will Leitch, Sara Schaefer&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[How Was Your Smash? Special Extrasode]]&lt;br /&gt;
|May 17, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Nate Harris, Jason Grote, Rachel Shukert&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 63: &amp;quot;Help the Street Animals of Morocco&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|May 18, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Curtis Gwinn, Choire Sicha&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 64: &amp;quot;Library Water&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|May 25, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Patton Oswalt, Retta&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 65: &amp;quot;My Least Favorite Eagles Song&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|June 1, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Eddie Pepitone, Paula Pell&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 66: &amp;quot;The Mingus Method&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|June 8, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Kurt Loder, Nathan Rabin&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[How Were Your Tonys? 2012]]&lt;br /&gt;
|June 12, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Ana Gasteyer, Seth Rudetsky&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 67: &amp;quot;Space Ireland&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|June 15, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Adam Pally, Eric Drysdale&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 68: &amp;quot;Crazy Person F.I.T.&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|June 22, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Tavi Gevinson, Jessi Klein&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 69: &amp;quot;Is This Jazz?&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|June 29, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Rob Sheffield, Michael McMillian&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 70: &amp;quot;Do You Shred?&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|July 6, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Carole Radziwill, Kevin Allison&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 71: HWYW Live]]&lt;br /&gt;
|July 13, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Martha Plimpton, Jim Gaffigan, Katie Notopoulos, Mike Daisey, VIDS&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 72: &amp;quot;Side of Fries&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|July 20, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Tig Notaro, Steve Kandell&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 73: &amp;quot;The Sneaker Nap&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|July 27, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Bobcat Goldthwait, Simon Amstell&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 74: &amp;quot;Most of the Nooks&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|August 3, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Gabe Liedman, Alison Rich&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 75: &amp;quot;Doc Hopper Realness&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|August 9, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Alex Stone&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[HWYW Special Minisode]]&lt;br /&gt;
|August 10, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|David Rakoff&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 76: Best of HWYW Vol. 3]]&lt;br /&gt;
|August 17, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Patton Oswalt, Carole Radziwill, Eddie Pepitone, Sara Schaefer, Dave Cullen&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 77: &amp;quot;The Fajitas&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|August 24, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Andy Kindler, Adira Amram&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 78: &amp;quot;Girls Named Heather Fixing Their Skirts&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|August 31, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Max Read, Kurt Metzger&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 79: &amp;quot;C Skeleton&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|September 7, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|W. Kamau Bell, Wayne White, Neil Berkeley&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 80: &amp;quot;Ubu's Owner&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|September 13, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|David Sirota&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 81: &amp;quot;The Best Mother on Television&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|September 21, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Fran Drescher, Adrian Chen&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 82: &amp;quot;Lapland&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|September 27, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Jon Ronson&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 83: &amp;quot;P is for Pizza&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|October 4, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Jodi Lennon, Jessica Grose&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 84: &amp;quot;Where's Grandpa?&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|October 11, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Andrew McCarthy, Frank Conniff&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 85: &amp;quot;No Breast Buds&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|October 19, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Mike Birbiglia, Peaches Christ&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 86: &amp;quot;How Was Your Shriek Live&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|October 25, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Kristen Johnston, Scharpling &amp;amp; Wurster, Gabe Liedman, Gary Tha Squirrel&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 87: &amp;quot;How Was Your Storm&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|November 2, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Chris Spooner, Jack Fagan&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 88: &amp;quot;Angry Horseback Riding&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|November 9, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Todd Oldham, Nikki Glaser&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 89: &amp;quot;Blowhole Junction&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|November 15, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Tim Heidecker, Lisa Hanawalt&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 90: &amp;quot;Night Trote&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|November 23, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|David Rees, Laura Benanti&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 91: &amp;quot;Meet the Flickers&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|November 30, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Siggy Flicker&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 92: &amp;quot;Banana Steaks&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|December 7, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Kyle Dunnigan, Beth Hoyt&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 93: &amp;quot;Skin Flesh&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|December 14, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Michael Ian Black, Will Hines&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 94: &amp;quot;I'm Stayin'&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|December 21, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Jackie Hoffman, Bill Persky&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 95: &amp;quot;Leon Pancetta&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|December 28, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Hunter Bell&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 96: &amp;quot;Exactly Like a Cornish Hen&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|January 4, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Starlee Kine, Noah Garfinkel&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 97: &amp;quot;Glug Glug&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|January 11, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Carrie Brownstein, Danielle Henderson&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 98: &amp;quot;All That Gurgling&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|January 18, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Richard Kind, Issa Rae&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 99: &amp;quot;Fridge Leaners&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|January 25, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Bridey Elliot, Colman Domingo&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 100: &amp;quot;One Hundred&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|January 31, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Tom Scharpling, Jesse Thorn&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 101: &amp;quot;Heavy Things Onto Stages&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|February 8, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|David Ozanich, Michael Kupperman&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 102: &amp;quot;Men of the '90s&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|February 15, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Peter Grosz, Craig Bierko&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 103: &amp;quot;How Was Your Exorcist&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|February 22, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Ted &amp;quot;Teddy&amp;quot; Leo]], Jesse Murray&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 104: &amp;quot;Battlefield Girth&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|March 1, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|DC Pierson, Alex Timbers&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 105: &amp;quot;An Egg Without Salt&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|March 7, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|David Wain, America Ferrera&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 106: &amp;quot;In the Presence of Poison&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|March 15, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Claudia Lonow, Carol Sue Gershman&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 107: &amp;quot;Santas, Attack!&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|March 22, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Chad Carter, Ted Travelstead[http://trumpetcake.tumblr.com/]&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 108: &amp;quot;Photos of Jackets&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|March 29, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Room 237 Filmmakers Rodney Ascher &amp;amp;amp; Tim Kirk&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 109: &amp;quot;Canal Street&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|April 5, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Marc Spitz, Nicole J. Georges&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 110: HWYW Live]]&lt;br /&gt;
|April 12, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Chris &amp;amp;amp; Bridey Elliott, Aimee Mann, Siggy Flicker, Pichet Ong, Max Silvestri, more&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 111: &amp;quot;Ann-Margret's P-Belt&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|April 19, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Christina Gausas, Craig Rowin&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 112: &amp;quot;Wesleyan as a Human Being&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|April 26, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Rachel Lichtman, Jena Friedman&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 113: &amp;quot;Pete Ubu&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|May 3, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Jim Gaffigan, Ophira Eisenberg&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 114: &amp;quot;Battling Bots&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|May 10, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Jean Grae&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 115: &amp;quot;Madame, No&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|May 17, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|David Sedaris&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 116: &amp;quot;The Human Condition on TV&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|May 24, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Emily Bazelon, Abbi Crutchfield&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 117: HWYW Gems 4]]&lt;br /&gt;
|May 31, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Tom Scharpling, Jon Ronson, Rachel Lichtman, Emily Heller &amp;amp;amp; Lisa Hanawalt, Danielle Henderson&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 118: &amp;quot;Wayne and Garth&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|June 7, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Shelby Fero, Bridget Everett&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 119: &amp;quot;Curating the Linens&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|June 14, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Harris Wittels, Ben Nugent&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 120: &amp;quot;We're All Smart&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|June 21, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Kat Dennings, Chiara Atik&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 121: &amp;quot;Silver Dollar Pancakes&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|June 28, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Gillian Jacobs, Louis Virtel&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 122: &amp;quot;Rosie's Meds&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|July 5, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Ted &amp;quot;Teddy&amp;quot; Leo]], Andrea Arden, Marrilee Wilson&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 123: &amp;quot;The Patient Zero of Food&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|July 12, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Freedy Johnston&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 124: &amp;quot;Dicks for Days&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|July 19, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Brent Weinbach, Gabe Durham&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 125: &amp;quot;Shitty Shoes&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|July 26, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Pichet Ong, Halle Kiefer&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 126: &amp;quot;Cool Story, Dennis&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|August 2, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Danny Zuker]]&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 127: &amp;quot;Like Fuddruckers but Expensive&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|August 9, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Tami Sagher]]&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 128: &amp;quot;America's Morning&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|August 16, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Sklar Brothers]]&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 129: &amp;quot;A Hanna-Barbera Cartoon About Carnage&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|August 23, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Gaylord Fields]]&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 130: &amp;quot;I'll Chew on a Dog&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|August 30, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Beau Willimon&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 131: &amp;quot;The Poetry of Her Tchotchkes&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|September 6, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Michael Urie, Jonathan Tolins&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 132: &amp;quot;Julie Klausner on a Citi Bike Dot Com&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|September 13, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Therese Mahler&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 133: &amp;quot;Chive Teef&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|September 20, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Lin-Manuel Miranda&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 134: &amp;quot;Eat a Carb!&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|September 27, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Dr. Irene Pepperberg &amp;amp; Emily Wick&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 135: &amp;quot;Walking Ballads&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|October 4, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Tom Ruprecht&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 136: &amp;quot;Layla&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|October 11, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Nicole Holofcener&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 137: &amp;quot;Houdini's Waffles&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|October 18, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Chris Elliott &amp;amp; Jason Woliner&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 138: &amp;quot;Oooooh!&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|October 25, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Julianne Moore&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 139: &amp;quot;More Suicide Than The Average Bear&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|November 1, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Peter Bagge&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 140: &amp;quot;A Charmless Joy Behar&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|November 8, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Camille Paglia&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 141: &amp;quot;Congratulations&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|November 15, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Emily Altman&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 142: &amp;quot;Betty 1, 2, 3&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|November 22, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Jill Soloway, Danny Tedesco&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 143: &amp;quot;The Crime of Being Delicious&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|November 29, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Steve Young&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 144: &amp;quot;P Pocket&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|December 6, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Jamala Johns&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 145: &amp;quot;Death Fedora&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|December 13, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Adam Conover&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 146: &amp;quot;The Opposite of Rock &amp;amp; Roll&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|December 20, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Liz Wollman&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 147: &amp;quot;I Don't Do Mushrooms, Henry&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|December 27, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Sasheer Zamata&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 148: &amp;quot;Goodbye, Spoony&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|January 3, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|James Wilson&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 149: &amp;quot;Here's a Sconce&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|January 10, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Aimee Mann&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 150: &amp;quot;HWYW Gems Vol. 5&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|January 17, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Brent Weinbach, Rachel Lichtman, Freedy Johnston&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 151: &amp;quot;To Talk to You About Rembrandt&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|January 24, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Karen Kilgariff&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 152: &amp;quot;Bret Easton Ellis Brainstorming&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|January 31, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Dana Gould&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 153: &amp;quot;Strings and Levees and Pulleys&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|Febryar 7, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Nicole Byer&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 154: &amp;quot;Shakespeare on my Bike&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|February 14, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Maria Thayer&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 155: &amp;quot;Andrew and Sunshine&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|February 21, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Morgan Murphy&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 156: &amp;quot;Karen O-scars&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|February 28, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Jake Fogelnest&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 157: &amp;quot;Doing A Voice Things&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|March 7, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Aisha Muharrar&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 158: &amp;quot;She's a Car&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|March 14, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Katie Dippold&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 159: &amp;quot;Python Run&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|March 21, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Karina Longworth&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 160: &amp;quot;God&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|March 28, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Tiffany Haddish&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 161: &amp;quot;Things That Demonstrate Physics&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|April 4, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Merrill Markoe&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 162: &amp;quot;Praying to Fonts&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|April 11, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Brian Stack&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 163: &amp;quot;Talking Gump&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|April 18, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Bruce McCulloch&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 164: &amp;quot;That's The Twist&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|April 25, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Juliette Danielle&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 165: &amp;quot;A Working Heart&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|May 2, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Seth Rogan&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 166: &amp;quot;That Bellevue Glow&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|May 9, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Liza Dye&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 167: &amp;quot;Unable to Close Her Eyes&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|May 16, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Mitch Hurwitz&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 168: &amp;quot;The Current Incarnation of Alec&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|May 23, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Linda Simpson&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 169: &amp;quot;Pus Town&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|May 30, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Jolie Kerr&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 170: &amp;quot;Our Generation's Nessie&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|June 6, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Tara Ariano&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 171: &amp;quot;Brillsplaining&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|June 13, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Jason Nash&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 172: &amp;quot;Pellet of Pleasure&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|June 20, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Max Silvestri&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 173: &amp;quot;HWYW Gems 6&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|June 27, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Merrill Markoe, Brian Stack, Andy Kindler&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 174: &amp;quot;Occasional Benevolence Based On Their Scratch Parts&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|July 4, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Emily Gould&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 175: &amp;quot;Barbershop Quartet of Bullying Doom&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|July 11, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Jamies Poniewozik&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 176: &amp;quot;False Chunk&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|July 18, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Scott King&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 177: &amp;quot;The Smaller The Cats&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|July 25, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Nathan Fielder&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 178: &amp;quot;One of the Few Living People That Has A Ghost&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|August 1, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Matt Berman&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 179: &amp;quot;Rita Moreno Was Going Through Some Stuff&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|August 8, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|David Rees&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 180: &amp;quot;My Dog Hates Me&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|August 15, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Joshua Wolf Shenk&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 181: &amp;quot;STANLEY&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|August 22, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Natasha Lyonne&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 182: &amp;quot;A Cup and Saucer Made Out of a Daffodil&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|September 5, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Joan Rivers&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 183: &amp;quot;Starship Truthers&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|September 12, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Steven Hammel&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 184: &amp;quot;HWYW Live (Premium)&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|September 15, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Jake Fogelnest, Danielle Henderson, Nellie McKay&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 185: &amp;quot;Sucking In&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|September 19, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Charles Graeber&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 186: &amp;quot;IF HIS NAME WAS WOODEN SPOON&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|September 26, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|John Early&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 187: &amp;quot;Hershey Nestlebaum&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|October 3, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Andrea Martin&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 188: &amp;quot;Her Own Carol&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|October 10, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Advanced Style&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 189: &amp;quot;Australian Mars&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|October 17 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Cole Escola&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 190: &amp;quot;A Handsome On Your Test&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|October 24, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Louis Peitzman&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 191: &amp;quot;My Waxy Parts&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|October 31, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Caitlin Moran&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 192: &amp;quot;You Have To Take Care Of The Baby&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|November 7, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Sadie Stein&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 193: &amp;quot;The Ol' Not That&amp;quot; ]]&lt;br /&gt;
|November 14, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Katie Notopoulos&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 194: &amp;quot;Hearing Yourself Breathe&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|November 28, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Jodi Lennon&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 195: &amp;quot;She's a Hurricane&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|December 27, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|John Safran&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 196: &amp;quot;Satan's Interns&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|March 27, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 197: &amp;quot;Full Deeny&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|April 3, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 198: &amp;quot;Heather Pizza&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|April 10, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 199: &amp;quot;Take This Chainsaw&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|April 24, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 200: &amp;quot;Schmoo on a Hook&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|May 22, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|Chris &amp;quot;Spoony&amp;quot; Spooner, Thomas Middleditch&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 201: &amp;quot;A Woman With A Grudge&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|May 29, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 202: &amp;quot;Via Night Pig&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|June 19, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|Robin Lord Taylor&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 203: &amp;quot;À la Française&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|July 3, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|none&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 204: &amp;quot;A Complicated Woman&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|July 17, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|none&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 205: &amp;quot;Stick and Pins&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|August 8, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|none&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 206: &amp;quot;A Smidgen of My Fudge&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|August 21, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|Difficult People Commentary w/ producer Scott King&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 207: &amp;quot;Your Loser Shorts&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|September 4, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|Difficult People Commentary w/ producer Scott King&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 208: &amp;quot;The Kevin Show&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|October 17, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 209: &amp;quot;Pleased As Punch&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|November 6, 2015&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 210: &amp;quot;You've Got Bubble Tea&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|May 14, 2016&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 211: &amp;quot;I'm Your Neighbor&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|May 29, 2016&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Premium Extrasodes ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable sortable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
!Episode&lt;br /&gt;
!Date&lt;br /&gt;
!Guests&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[&amp;quot;How Was Your Manson?&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|October 28, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Jeff Guinn, Jake Fogelnest, Chris &amp;quot;Spoony&amp;quot; Spooner&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[&amp;quot;How Was Your Kathleen Hanna&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|November 25, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Kathleen Hanna&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[&amp;quot;We Has Risen: JCS Live&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|April 23, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Ted Leo, Jean Grae, AC Newman, Leslie Kritzer, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, A chorus of professional showbiz children, VIDS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 184: &amp;quot;HWYW Live (Premium)&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|September 15, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Jake Fogelnest, Danielle Henderson, Nellie McKay&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Courtofappeals</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://www.howwasyourwiki.com/index.php?title=How_Was_Your_Wiki:Current_events&amp;diff=2752</id>
		<title>How Was Your Wiki:Current events</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.howwasyourwiki.com/index.php?title=How_Was_Your_Wiki:Current_events&amp;diff=2752"/>
		<updated>2016-05-30T01:36:53Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Courtofappeals: added 7/17 y92&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;'''Sunday, July 17th (New York City)'''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Event:''' [http://www.92y.org/tickets/production.aspx?pid=126308 Difficult People Talk &amp;amp; Advance Screening with Julie Klausner &amp;amp; Billy Eichner moderated by Caryn James]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Date:''' Sunday, Jul 17, 2016, 7:30 pm&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Location:''' Lexington Avenue at 92nd St&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Venue:''' Kaufmann Concert Hall&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Tickets:''' [http://www.92y.org/tickets/production.aspx?pid=126308 http://www.92y.org/tickets/production.aspx?pid=126308]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://www.howwasyourwiki.com/index.php?title=Critter_Hall_of_Fame&amp;diff=2751</id>
		<title>Critter Hall of Fame</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.howwasyourwiki.com/index.php?title=Critter_Hall_of_Fame&amp;diff=2751"/>
		<updated>2016-05-30T00:34:24Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Courtofappeals: Added Anthony Weiner's Cat to Critter Hall of Fame (Episode 211 &amp;quot;I'm Your Neighbor&amp;quot;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Animals (a/k/a ani-mules) who have made contributions to society.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
# [https://www.facebook.com/pages/Gonk/176397745949?sk=info Gonk Elvira Mistress of the Dark's poodle]&lt;br /&gt;
# [https://www.facebook.com/tara.hero.cat Hero Cat]&lt;br /&gt;
# [http://www.wesh.com/news/photos-bear-lies-down-in-hammock-in-daytona-beach/26247854 Hammock Bear]&lt;br /&gt;
# [https://twitter.com/JodorowskysDune/status/463047444880957440 Alejandro Jodorowsky's Siamese cat named Flor] &lt;br /&gt;
# [https://twitter.com/sandwichbear Sandwich Bear]&lt;br /&gt;
# [http://tuxedostan.com/ Tuxedo Stan]&lt;br /&gt;
# [http://www.tobiast.ca/ Tobias Tuxington]&lt;br /&gt;
# [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTuOr2vlC-c&amp;amp;feature=kp/ Stains the Cupcake Dog]&lt;br /&gt;
# [http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/chimp-invent-jewelry/story?id=24539042 Julie the Chimp]&lt;br /&gt;
# [http://instagram.com/spangles09 Spangelles (Spangles) The Cross Eyed Kitty]&lt;br /&gt;
# [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5278596/ Anthony Weiner's Garfield-Sort-Of-Persian-Cat-With-Poodle-Cut]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://www.howwasyourwiki.com/index.php?title=User:Courtofappeals&amp;diff=2750</id>
		<title>User:Courtofappeals</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.howwasyourwiki.com/index.php?title=User:Courtofappeals&amp;diff=2750"/>
		<updated>2016-04-01T01:06:26Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Courtofappeals: /* Why How Was Your Wiki */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;==HWYW taught me==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
  - to be confident&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - being smart/educated is cool&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - it's not uncool to like Broadway&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - Funny, cool people exist who make Bye Bye Birdie jokes!?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - United Citizens Brigade is a thing that exists&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - New York City Labor Chorus exists&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - Joe's Pub is a thing that exists and it offers spaghetti&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - Chuck Palahniuk is gay&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - Nancy Kerrigan's mom was blind&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - too much about Charles Manson&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - Mandy Patinkin from Homeland can sing&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - you can negotiate your rent&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - you can put ice cubes in a bowl in your freezer&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - other people only eat the Half Baked toppings&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - it's ok to sit inside your apt in NYC &amp;amp;amp; watch TV despite its many attractions&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - it's not ok for boys to distinguish between girlfriends and wives&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - you should teach kids how to imitate Paul Lynde &amp;amp;amp; show it off at parties&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - Rob Delaney went to NYU/lived in the housing&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - there's nothing impressive about saying you don't own/watch TV&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - RHOBH was possibly not going to air after Taylor's husband passed&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - someone put on a production of Annie where it was all a dream&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - the Jesus Christ Superstar score&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - awareness about making things about yourself (re tweets, etc)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - awareness on how to help others in ways they find helpful (send tips, adopt cat, transcribe, don't write me a letter)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - LMM smokes/smoked&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - Billy Eichner DJ-ed a wedding and that's where the &amp;amp;quot;Come On Everybody..&amp;amp;quot; bit came from&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - The Best Show &amp;amp;amp; John Mulaney are funny&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - Sting has a bad attitude&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - Re Portia &amp;amp;amp; Cheetos&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - Cecily received many letters about the Gossip Girl characters smoking&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Favorite Quotes==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Favorite Interviews==&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://www.howwasyourwiki.com/index.php?title=User:Courtofappeals&amp;diff=2749</id>
		<title>User:Courtofappeals</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.howwasyourwiki.com/index.php?title=User:Courtofappeals&amp;diff=2749"/>
		<updated>2016-04-01T01:06:03Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Courtofappeals: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;==Why How Was Your Wiki==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Use as transcription portfolio for legal secretary work.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==HWYW taught me==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
  - to be confident&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - being smart/educated is cool&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - it's not uncool to like Broadway&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - Funny, cool people exist who make Bye Bye Birdie jokes!?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - United Citizens Brigade is a thing that exists&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - New York City Labor Chorus exists&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - Joe's Pub is a thing that exists and it offers spaghetti&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - Chuck Palahniuk is gay&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - Nancy Kerrigan's mom was blind&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - too much about Charles Manson&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - Mandy Patinkin from Homeland can sing&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - you can negotiate your rent&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - you can put ice cubes in a bowl in your freezer&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - other people only eat the Half Baked toppings&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - it's ok to sit inside your apt in NYC &amp;amp;amp; watch TV despite its many attractions&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - it's not ok for boys to distinguish between girlfriends and wives&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - you should teach kids how to imitate Paul Lynde &amp;amp;amp; show it off at parties&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - Rob Delaney went to NYU/lived in the housing&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - there's nothing impressive about saying you don't own/watch TV&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - RHOBH was possibly not going to air after Taylor's husband passed&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - someone put on a production of Annie where it was all a dream&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - the Jesus Christ Superstar score&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - awareness about making things about yourself (re tweets, etc)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - awareness on how to help others in ways they find helpful (send tips, adopt cat, transcribe, don't write me a letter)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - LMM smokes/smoked&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - Billy Eichner DJ-ed a wedding and that's where the &amp;amp;quot;Come On Everybody..&amp;amp;quot; bit came from&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - The Best Show &amp;amp;amp; John Mulaney are funny&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - Sting has a bad attitude&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - Re Portia &amp;amp;amp; Cheetos&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - Cecily received many letters about the Gossip Girl characters smoking&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Favorite Quotes==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Favorite Interviews==&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://www.howwasyourwiki.com/index.php?title=User:Courtofappeals&amp;diff=2748</id>
		<title>User:Courtofappeals</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.howwasyourwiki.com/index.php?title=User:Courtofappeals&amp;diff=2748"/>
		<updated>2016-03-31T21:34:08Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Courtofappeals: /* HWYW taught me */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;==Why How Was Your Wiki==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I just got to a podcast (#177?) that said transcribing is a helpful contribution! It's fun &amp;amp; I can use it as a transcription portfolio to make more money as a secretary. &lt;br /&gt;
I started this podcast around November 2015 and it's just incredible in so many ways.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==HWYW taught me==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
  - to be confident&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - being smart/educated is cool&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - it's not uncool to like Broadway&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - Funny, cool people exist who make Bye Bye Birdie jokes!?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - United Citizens Brigade is a thing that exists&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - New York City Labor Chorus exists&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - Joe's Pub is a thing that exists and it offers spaghetti&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - Chuck Palahniuk is gay&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - Nancy Kerrigan's mom was blind&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - too much about Charles Manson&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - Mandy Patinkin from Homeland can sing&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - you can negotiate your rent&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - you can put ice cubes in a bowl in your freezer&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - other people only eat the Half Baked toppings&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - it's ok to sit inside your apt in NYC &amp;amp;amp; watch TV despite its many attractions&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - it's not ok for boys to distinguish between girlfriends and wives&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - you should teach kids how to imitate Paul Lynde &amp;amp;amp; show it off at parties&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - Rob Delaney went to NYU/lived in the housing&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - there's nothing impressive about saying you don't own/watch TV&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - RHOBH was possibly not going to air after Taylor's husband passed&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - someone put on a production of Annie where it was all a dream&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - the Jesus Christ Superstar score&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - awareness about making things about yourself (re tweets, etc)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - awareness on how to help others in ways they find helpful (send tips, adopt cat, transcribe, don't write me a letter)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - LMM smokes/smoked&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - Billy Eichner DJ-ed a wedding and that's where the &amp;amp;quot;Come On Everybody..&amp;amp;quot; bit came from&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - The Best Show &amp;amp;amp; John Mulaney are funny&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - Sting has a bad attitude&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - Re Portia &amp;amp;amp; Cheetos&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - Cecily received many letters about the Gossip Girl characters smoking&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Favorite Quotes==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Favorite Interviews==&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://www.howwasyourwiki.com/index.php?title=User:Courtofappeals&amp;diff=2747</id>
		<title>User:Courtofappeals</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.howwasyourwiki.com/index.php?title=User:Courtofappeals&amp;diff=2747"/>
		<updated>2016-03-31T21:29:15Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Courtofappeals: /* HWYW taught me */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;==Why How Was Your Wiki==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I just got to a podcast (#177?) that said transcribing is a helpful contribution! It's fun &amp;amp; I can use it as a transcription portfolio to make more money as a secretary. &lt;br /&gt;
I started this podcast around November 2015 and it's just incredible in so many ways.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==HWYW taught me==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
  - to be confident&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - being smart/educated is cool&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - it's not uncool to like Broadway&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - United Citizens Brigade is a thing that exists&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - New York City Labor Chorus exists&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - Joe's Pub is a thing that exists and it offers spaghetti&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - Chuck Palahniuk is gay&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - Nancy Kerrigan's mom was blind&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - too much about Charles Manson&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - Mandy Patinkin from Homeland can sing&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - you can negotiate your rent&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - you can put ice cubes in a bowl in your freezer&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - other people only eat the Half Baked toppings&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - it's ok to sit inside your apt in NYC &amp;amp;amp; watch TV despite its many attractions&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - it's not ok for boys to distinguish between girlfriends and wives&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - you should teach kids how to imitate Paul Lynde &amp;amp;amp; show it off at parties (in general just that Julie was making Bye Bye Birdie related jokes is so funny)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - Rob Delaney went to NYU/lived in the housing&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - there's nothing impressive about saying you don't own/watch TV&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - RHOBH was possibly not going to air after Taylor's husband passed&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - someone put on a production of Annie where it was all a dream&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - the Jesus Christ Superstar score&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - awareness about making things about yourself (re tweets, etc)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - awareness on how to help others in ways they find helpful (send tips, adopt cat, transcribe, don't write me a letter)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - LMM smokes/smoked&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - Billy Eichner DJ-ed a wedding and that's where the &amp;amp;quot;Come On Everybody..&amp;amp;quot; bit came from&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - The Best Show &amp;amp;amp; John Mulaney are funny&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - Sting has a bad attitude&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - Re Portia &amp;amp;amp; Cheetos&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - Cecily received many letters about the Gossip Girl characters smoking&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Favorite Quotes==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Favorite Interviews==&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Courtofappeals</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://www.howwasyourwiki.com/index.php?title=User:Courtofappeals&amp;diff=2746</id>
		<title>User:Courtofappeals</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.howwasyourwiki.com/index.php?title=User:Courtofappeals&amp;diff=2746"/>
		<updated>2016-03-31T21:24:03Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Courtofappeals: user page&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;==Why How Was Your Wiki==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I just got to a podcast (#177?) that said transcribing is a helpful contribution! It's fun &amp;amp; I can use it as a transcription portfolio to make more money as a secretary. &lt;br /&gt;
I started this podcast around November 2015 and it's just incredible in so many ways.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==HWYW taught me==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
  - to be confident&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - being smart/educated is cool&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - it's not uncool to like Broadway&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - United Citizens Brigade is a thing that exists&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - New York City Labor Chorus exists&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - Joe's Pub is a thing that exists and it offers spaghetti&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - Chuck Palahniuk is gay&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - Nancy Kerrigan's mom was blind&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - too much about Charles Manson&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - Mandy Patinkin from Homeland can sing&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - you can negotiate your rent&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - you can put ice cubes in a bowl in your freezer&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - other people only eat the Half Baked toppings&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - it's ok to sit inside your apt in NYC &amp;amp;amp; watch TV despite its many attractions&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - it's not ok for boys to distinguish between girlfriends and wives&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - you should teach kids how to imitate Paul Lynde &amp;amp;amp; show it off at parties&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - Rob Delaney went to NYU/lived in the housing&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - there's nothing impressive about saying you don't own/watch TV&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - RHOBH was possibly not going to air after Taylor's husband passed&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - someone put on a production of Annie where it was all a dream&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - the Jesus Christ Superstar score&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - awareness about making things about yourself (re tweets, etc)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - awareness on how to help others in ways they find helpful (send tips, adopt cat, transcribe, don't write me a letter)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - LMM smokes/smoked&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - Billy Eichner DJ-ed a wedding and that's where the &amp;amp;quot;Come On Everybody..&amp;amp;quot; bit came from&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - The Best Show &amp;amp;amp; John Mulaney are funny&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - Sting has a bad attitude&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - Re Portia &amp;amp;amp; Cheetos&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
  - Cecily received many letters about the Gossip Girl characters smoking&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Favorite Quotes==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Favorite Interviews==&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Courtofappeals</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://www.howwasyourwiki.com/index.php?title=Episode_40:_%22Twittertudes%22&amp;diff=2745</id>
		<title>Episode 40: &quot;Twittertudes&quot;</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.howwasyourwiki.com/index.php?title=Episode_40:_%22Twittertudes%22&amp;diff=2745"/>
		<updated>2016-03-31T01:31:30Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Courtofappeals: /* Monologue Transcript== **Pending** */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;== Date ==&lt;br /&gt;
Dec 9, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Guests ==&lt;br /&gt;
Ari Graynor&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Kristen Schaal&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Origin of the episode title ==&lt;br /&gt;
Julie says she would like to see Kristen Schaal host a show called &amp;quot;Twittertudes,&amp;quot; which, you already know the premise if you think about it for like a second. So it's that, but also Schaal would wear a long blazer and no pants.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Discussed ==&lt;br /&gt;
On this week's episode of How Was Your Week, the hilarious and adorable KRISTEN SCHAAL joins Julie to discuss the best and worst Christmas gifts she's ever received, her hatred of high-heeled shoes, and the hazards of tweeting about our president after drinking a martini.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Then, the gorgeous comic actress ARI GRAYNOR talks about her new film, The Sitter, what it's like to be typecast as &amp;quot;the girl who receives oral sex in the first scene of things,&amp;quot; getting brutal notes from Woody Allen, and how Barbra Streisand makes an entrance on set.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also, Julie relays a disconcerting, perhaps too-long story about an idiot in a dog park who didn't understand what Basset Hounds are really about, reveals the size of Spanx she wears, explains why she's fun to have at a party, and joyfully relays Spoony's Boardwalk Empire recaps for your pleasure.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Trivia ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Julie opens the episode a rendition of &amp;quot;All I Want For Christmas Is You&amp;quot;/&amp;quot;All I Want For Dinner Is Stew&amp;quot; and it's amazing.&lt;br /&gt;
* The people who deserve to die are: war criminals and people who tweet Julie when she tweets about not being able to sleep.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Download the Episode ==&lt;br /&gt;
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-40-all-the-fixin-s-kristen-schaal-ari-graynor Episode Link]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Monologue Transcript== **Pending**==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[Julie singing to the tune of “All I want for Christmas”] ''Make my wish come true. Baby all I want for Christmas is youuuuuu. Ooooo. All I want for dinnerrrrrr issssssssss stew''&lt;br /&gt;
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Thank you, thank you very much. Hello everybody. Julie Klausner here for another episode of How Was Your Week. That was Mar--- How is that not? Thank you, please stop applauding, it’s a podcast, no one can hear you. &lt;br /&gt;
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I am always agog or a-gasped or both as to uh How was that not..How was that not written by WHAM! ? that that song… that lovely tune..made popular by Maria Corey &lt;br /&gt;
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I am in, you know what I’m in, frankly, a Holidaze…D-A-Z-E bec--Are you like me? Are you tearing out your hair, in a matter not unlike a mentally ill person? Around this time of year. Right? Is this stressful or is this stressful?&lt;br /&gt;
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I feel like in my head. It’s. As I speak to you now it’s December 8th, Thursday night, as your listening now it’s December 9th but it may as well be next year already. Where did December go? It’s still here, but in our heads, it’s OVER. Because we pack things in. and then OH!&lt;br /&gt;
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So this week is been busy for me, and this next week I think is also gonna be busy in terms of work.. then it will be NOTHING! Everyone will be gone. It will just be, the only thing you’ll be able to hear instead of your blood charging your ears. Charging? Rushing..your ears? Which is a normal stress response, I’ve decided to tell myself. Uh all you’ll be able to hear in a couple of weeks are the echoes of your own loneliness. OR your family’s criticism. That’s MY take on the HoliD-A-Z-E. But it is sort of suddenly Christmas. Now also I have so many emails..did..is this like new that I guess maybe Black Friday..I’ve never gotten so many emails from, YES from SPANX, SPANX.COM has my, they have my number, as-as-as it said. What do I wear in a Spanx? I wear like a two. Um but they also have my email. I’ve gotten more solisitis. &lt;br /&gt;
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Also I guess it’s the beginning of the month so you get like “''Hey everybody I’m doing shows this month.''” [Julie stuttering] Not that I haven’t invited people to shows and I have deluged them in my past. In fact, when I repent, uh that’ll be a new fun feature on the show, “''when I repent.. I will…''” let’s just…of the things that I regret, it’s like over-plugging my Improv shows in my 20s. and if you’re listening and I sent you those emails from my old AOL, I really, I am truly sorry. If it’s..if it’s of any comfort, I beat myself up over it everyday.&lt;br /&gt;
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I have been weeding through a lot of those things, and then I’ve also been uh working at home on a couple of writing things and when I’m not doing that I take these uh walks, like ANGRY walks, and then at a certain point I become less angry around ooooo I’d say like when I’m doubling back.. I guess like 45 minutes in? I just have like a natural anger level of like.. I’m gonna go back to 2 if we’re going on the SPANX scale. Which I appreciate it being very Tetris-y, if you look at the back of stockings package you could say “''oh this is where I am''” and it’s completely normal. &lt;br /&gt;
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You know what this anger I speak of. First of all, Yes, it is legitimate rage. Because W-W-Woman is the N-word of the world, and I believe that in my heart. And as, again, I’m saying this on December 8th which I guess is the anniversary of both—According to Twitter—It’s the anniversary of both John Lennon’s death and Jim Morrison’s birth which is, first of all, way more classic rock trivia than I am physically able to process. But also, a reminder, that women are garbage. And of course I’m angry about it! But that’s not---it really has to do more with oh get out of the house and have some balance, and the sun sets at like 2pm. &lt;br /&gt;
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So anyway, I’m on this angry walk, Sunday, and I usually end up at uhh a park, we’ll say, near me, near where I live, and I go about my business. And there’s a dog park there, obviously, and I’ll just sort of like lean on the fence and watch the dogs---in a---I don’t think it’s a pervy way—I think it’s like a nice kinda thing to do. Cause I enjoy them. I enjoy watching the dogs. And and then you know also, that’s also the thing where I peak, and then then like I’m no longer angry and it’s healthy and III am fine with it and you should be too.&lt;br /&gt;
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So I was there on Sunday, I was watching the dogs and there happened to have been a-a beautiful Basset, like a very very fit uh gentleman, who um was ac--remarkably active uh he was chasing other dogs, he was running back and forth, his ears were going to and they were also going fro, and I was…oh and then like a dog would jump over the fence to get into an area and The Basset would howl at it as though it were using..it was pretty unfairly using his advantage to do exactly that and then the other dog would come back and I would say “this is terrific”. This is better than the The Descendants, first of all, and many other motion pictures for which I’ve paid good money and also I-I told you about my screeners, (deep oh) ohhh my precious precious, if you want my screener of The Descendants, it’s yours, this is not even a contest because, you LOSE, you know what I mean. So &lt;br /&gt;
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I’m watching the dogs and I’m slowly beginning to thaw out from the week. I don’t want to get into it with you because it’s boring but and just I had a lot more work to do than I had exp—I was sort of feeling like “''oh I made my deadline, it’s all you know, it’s just easy sailing&amp;quot; and then I was on like Willy Wonka’s tunnel boat, where there’s eyeballs, and you know what the boat, it was not a fun boat, it wasn’t like the boat Cher sang out and and the sailors..those were not..although that’s funny that like—Cher chose the one boat, those sailors were NOT interested in raping her. Of any. Anyway. So I am at this dog run as I mentioned, beginning to slowly thaw out from the stressful weekend and week that I’ve had writing even though I thought that it’s done and it’s totally not and I’m beginning to feel really good, I’m watching this gorgeous basset hound, and ok so this guy comes by, just stands right next to me, and he’s with a woman, and they’re clearly on a date, and like not—they’re not comfortable yet, so I guess it was a new date.  [7:21]&lt;br /&gt;
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And the guy was saying things about the dogs, in order to impress his date. '''He was like trying to impress this woman with uh Tidbits. Trivia. Knowledge. Facts. Um about breeds of dogs that he had learned from..um well frankly, you know that he had learned from um a tablet of lies because he knew NOTHING about dogs. It was like a real Marshall McLuhan scene in Annie Hall'''…except that I didn’t, I wasn’t invested enough to tell him he knew nothing of… frankly, God’s work.&lt;br /&gt;
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So this guy is standing next to me. I’m enjoying watching this beautiful basset hound, and he says to this woman, he says ''“Oh. Boxers make me laugh.”'' First of all, thank you very much sir. And then there’s this Boxer who was very cute and he had this like dopey tongue like there are some dogs that can’t put their tongues in their mouths, or, they just like at rest, their tongues are just kind of out. and it’s really cute. So they had noticed that, and he laughed a little too loud loud. And said to the dog, but like for the benefit of the woman he was with, he goes “''Hey buddy…. your tongue’s supposed to go INSIDE your face.''” Oh was that embarrassing. &lt;br /&gt;
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If I were a dog I would have just ripped his face off, chimp style. I would have gone Charla Nash on him. So that was the first thing that just was irritating. Also, I can’t emphasize enough, he was right next to me. He must have been an inch away. And there was plenty of room on either side of the Angry Walking Girl. So the girl that he is on a date with is-is just kind of smiling and nodding as, was her, as she was tasked to do. I mean I guess he was an OK looking guy, and God knows, Ladies, I do not envy, there is not a lot of good guys. Am I? I don’t mean to be like ''“Oh there’s a man drought! I’m gonna write a trend piece!”'' but like..there really is a disparity of like, I mean you put up with a lot, is what I’m saying.&lt;br /&gt;
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So I’m like alright, this girl’s, you know, just trying to make the best of it, this guy’s decent looking, but you know he really is just a schmuck in so many ways. So then, he goes after he gives his opinion about Boxers, he sees the Basset Hound--- he sees my pride and joy bounding back and forth, lust for life, Perfect 10, this dog is like absolutely, a, you know, just a-just-a beautiful, beautiful dog..and HE SAYS to his date, this moron, he says  ''“Oh check out the Bassett Hound. Bassett Hounds are infamous for being dumb&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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[10:00] [noises of shock and flabbergast emitted by Julie, followed by stuttering]&lt;br /&gt;
'''I mean….I just….still…..I am…..I just….I didn’t even….I couldn’t even…I mean what was I supposed to do''' And then he goes “they’re basically..they’re infamous for being dumb” which is a LIE, they’re stubborn, they’re not dumb dogs. There are some dumb dogs. And then he goes “they’re basically noses with ears.” OH, I HATED THIS GUY. If this guy is listening, first of all that’s super weird, second of all if I ever see you again, and I remember… You know those people that are like “''I remember faces''” and you’re like “''Congratulations! You’re not autistic.''” Or something like that. [laughs] That’s a fun. Here’s some holiday party tips….. say that a lot. Also get into arguments. And eat a lot of just like, wet things (soup, gravy). &lt;br /&gt;
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So anyway, that guy SUCKED.  [10:53]&lt;br /&gt;
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It’s not like I can’t go back in time and say “''oh, I should have said this”''. I just remember being disgusted and offended. And it was as though I was overhearing somebody talking about, like a group of people. Oh like “redheads are…”---Patti Stang-aire, snake woman extraordinaire.  Patti Stanger, by the way, was uh.. what a fucking liar.  I saw her on Part 2 of the Reunion (of course I watched it). Her tits were up to her chin. And she was like. That---by the way—was not a low-cut dress and she managed to have neck cleavage. Which is frankly impressive. She just lies. Oh ”''I never said redheads were freaks''&amp;quot; I just said that &amp;quot;''millionaires don’t pick them''&amp;quot;, and then I’m like “''I need to be   doing my work.”'' Other things I want to talk about from this week are, oh, Tracy Gold has a new show called “''Starving Secrets.”'' It’s terrific. It’s the best show I’ve ever seen. Why isn’t everybody talking about this show? This show is so good. [12:00]&lt;br /&gt;
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They follow two anorexics. By the way—based on, even though the title is “''Starving Secrets''&amp;quot;-- they don’t you know give you secrets for like, you know, getting down to that perfect 67 pounds, but there is um, you know it’s interesting because, yes I love watching atrocities, although '''I’m done with Toddlers and Tiaras, for now, I think. I think this ep--I was just like, you know what..Maybe it was Jerry Sandusky. Is that how you pronounce his name? He’s got a pair of bucky beaver teeth. You know what, it kind of makes me laugh.''' Starving Secrets with Tracy Gold, she follows two women with eating disorders. Maybe there are men in the future, I hope not. They follow the women through rehab. So it’s different than Intervention in that you don’t just see the before. Well I guess Intervention is like 90% before and then they’re like.. “oh we’ll just put some white text on black screens” just coursing, that music is incredible, and then they’ll be like “They’re fine!” or like “They’re dead!”&lt;br /&gt;
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This is good. Because it shows the process. And it’s not like Celebrity Rehab. Although saying something’s good and not like Celebrity Rehab is not something that like, I’m not going to go on record and be like “this is why it’s good because it’s NOT like Celebrity..” because Celebrity Rehab was terrific in a lot of ways, and in a lot of ways one of the worst things I’ve ever seen. Follows the process in exactly how hard it is to overcome an eating disorder. There were all these Jewish. OH god they were all so educated. Ladies, please, just let it jiggle. Like, if your, Patti Stangaire, you know what—push your tits up to your chin. Who gives a shit? Really. That’s my attitude toward body stuff more and more like “''Who gives a shit?''” or also like “''it’s none of your business.''” What’s below my face? Who cares. “''So what? Who Cares?''” So they’re showing Devora. And I was like by the way, “''she’s not gonna make it”''. Spoiler Alert: She’s doing better, Thank God, and I mean that in all seriousness. So they’re showing Devora how to measure cottage cheese and she’s having a panic attack and they’re like, they’re showing you “''this is half a cup''” “''it is 2% instead of 1%''” and she is losing her mind. I don’t know but this is good television to me.  &lt;br /&gt;
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The other thing I want to mention in terms of the holiday, oh just the distinctively bad Ghostbuster-ian. Ghosbusters-ian-vibes that are New York City around the you know, the like, the most wonderful time of the year in the sense of like it’s just crazy. And people have to. I would not go to midtown for a million dollars. [seductive voice] Maybe a million Euros. [/seductive voice]  How do you guys like my [laughs] my political comedy routine? Do you think it’s, uh, cutting edge? I do, too. I had an experience the other day, I was going out..actually to interview ARI GRAYNOR, who is our first guest this week, who is OH is she delicious, so..I..so cute. Again, I am not a gay woman. But. III find her just to be oh what a just like a nectarine. So I was going out to interview her and it was raining the other day. &lt;br /&gt;
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And I had to get a cab in the rain. There is nothing that is more unpleasant than that. And I finallllyyyy got one, and I gave him 2 cross streets in The West Village. That are none of your business. But they were like named streets, uh, they weren’t Horatio and Jane but I’ll say “''Horatio and Jane.''” And the cab driver said to me, and I’m like schlepping all my equipment (Don’t Worry, I’m doing fine. But I appreciate your cards and cottage cheese donations). So I get in the cab and I give him the cross streets and he said ''“Is that in Manhattan?” &lt;br /&gt;
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and I said, ugh, you know what, now that I think about it I was kind of an asshole. [sighs] I said “''Why don’t you look it up?''” Alright. I know that’s rude. I know I shouldn’t have said that and I don’t need to be touchy, but I was waiting in the cab for a rain for a long time you guys.  So I said: &amp;quot;'why don’t you look it up?''..and then he said  [laughs] and then he said [heavy NY accent] ''Why don’t you get another fucking cab?'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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[laughing] This is a real conversation. &lt;br /&gt;
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'''This is like. This is like what people think New York is like:'''&lt;br /&gt;
[16:00]  [Thick NY Accent] '''''&amp;quot;Why don’t you look it up? Why don’t you get another fucking cab.&amp;quot;''''' [/Thick NY Accent]&lt;br /&gt;
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Then we just both broke down and I was like please be nice to me and he was like you be nice to me and I was like you’re right I’m sorry and then everything was fine and I tipped him like $10 or something. Oh I tipped him $10. What a great end of the story. [seductive voice] You know, the good news is I tipped him $10. [/seductive voice] &lt;br /&gt;
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What a. Uh. The people who talk about money in general are really my most favorite people in the world, which is my favorite Barbara Streisand lyric. Speaking of Barbara Streisand---two guests on this week’s show---two Barbara Streisand anecdotes. That’s right. I don’t plan this stuff. It just happens organically. &lt;br /&gt;
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Other things that happened this week:&lt;br /&gt;
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Herman McCain [sp?] is now in the Rock’N Roll Hall of Fame and the GoGos are not. Which is bullshit. Our friend  [John Ross Bowey ??]. pointed this out on Twitter. &lt;br /&gt;
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Bull-shit. Why is Herman McCain in the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame? Also, the thing about Herman Cane, I’m done clownin’ around. Is that he seems-- he looks like a person who has been, in our public consciousness forever. Like, Doesn’t he look like someone where you’re like, “''Oh Yeah, it’s Herman McCain?''” We’ve only known him for a few months and, yet, I’ve grown accustom to his face. Now he’s dead. &lt;br /&gt;
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Occupy Broadway happened.&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh my god. I gotta, I gotta read you guys this list. There was an event. I had to actually go to midtown last weekend to interview a lovely celebrity for Bust Magazine. OH! I meant---I interviewed Carrie Fisher, by the way, for the new Bust Magazine, which is, which I guess is on the stands now. But anyway that was really fun and please read that, and Carrie Fisher’s book is cray-cray. SO I was going to Midtown last weekend and I’ll tell you when that thing is out because it’s very exciting. But. While I was there. &lt;br /&gt;
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'''Time Square was a zoo because there was something called “''Occupy Broadway''” scheduled.''' &lt;br /&gt;
And III do not mean any disrespect for any of the acts that were there. I get. Look. I am completely in favor—as I mentioned in the past; Nobody hates a drum circle more than I do. But I am completely in favor of the Occupy Wall Street protestors, I hope it goes on forever. And I, what am I going to..support the bad guys? That said. &lt;br /&gt;
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The lineup of this “''Occupy Broadway''” show, with the exception of our friend Mike Daisy, who uh is terrific, and for whom I have more respect than… frankly, most of the people I saw today on Madison on 31st. They looked like slobs. &lt;br /&gt;
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You know, if you’re leaving the house, maybe, I don’t know, just, maybe just think about it. &lt;br /&gt;
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SO he’s fine with me but the rest of the people on this list, oh, what a list. It’s like a shopping list of like I don’t want to say of “garbage people,”but just people that make you sigh. Like when you find out your son is into riding a unicycle now. You’re like [sigh]. So this is the schedule for “Occupy Broadway:” &lt;br /&gt;
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Started with “Rude Mechanical Orchestra”. We’re already in the steampunk zone.&lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 140: &amp;quot;A Charmless Joy Behar&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|November 8, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 141: &amp;quot;Congratulations&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|November 15, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 142: &amp;quot;Betty 1, 2, 3&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|November 22, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 143: &amp;quot;The Crime of Being Delicious&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|November 29, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 144: &amp;quot;P Pocket&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|December 6, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 145: &amp;quot;Death Fedora&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|December 13, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 146: &amp;quot;The Opposite of Rock &amp;amp; Roll&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|December 20, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 147: &amp;quot;I Don't Do Mushrooms, Henry&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|December 27, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 148: &amp;quot;Goodbye, Spoony&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|January 3, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 149: &amp;quot;Here's a Sconce&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|January 10, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 150: &amp;quot;HWYW Gems Vol. 5&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|January 17, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 151: &amp;quot;To Talk to You About Rembrandt&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|January 24, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 152: &amp;quot;Bret Easton Ellis Brainstorming&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|January 31, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 153: &amp;quot;Strings and Levees and Pulleys&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|February 7, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 154: &amp;quot;Shakespeare on my Bike&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|February 14, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 155: &amp;quot;Andrew and Sunshine&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|February 21, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 156: &amp;quot;Karen O-scars&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|February 28, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 157: &amp;quot;Doing A Voice Things&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|March 7, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 158: &amp;quot;She's a Car&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|March 14, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 159: &amp;quot;Python Run&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|March 21, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 160: &amp;quot;God&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|March 28, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 161: &amp;quot;Things That Demonstrate Physics&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|April 4, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 162: &amp;quot;Praying to Fonts&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|April 11, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 163: &amp;quot;Talking Gump&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|April 18, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 164: &amp;quot;That's The Twist&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|April 25, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 165: &amp;quot;A Working Heart&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|May 2, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 166: &amp;quot;That Bellevue Glow&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|May 9, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 167: &amp;quot;Unable to Close Her Eyes&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|May 16, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 168: &amp;quot;The Current Incarnation of Alec&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|May 23, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 169: &amp;quot;Pus Town&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|May 30, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 170: &amp;quot;Our Generation's Nessie&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|June 6, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 171: &amp;quot;Brillsplaining&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|June 13, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 172: &amp;quot;Pellet of Pleasure&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|June 20, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 173: &amp;quot;HWYW Gems 6&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|June 27, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 175: &amp;quot;Barbershop Quartet of Bullying Doom&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|July 11, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 176: &amp;quot;False Chunk&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|July 18, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 177: &amp;quot;The Smaller The Cats&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|July 25, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 178: &amp;quot;One of the Few Living People That Has A Ghost&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|August 1, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 179: &amp;quot;Rita Moreno Was Going Through Some Stuff&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|August 8, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 180: &amp;quot;My Dog Hates Me&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|August 15, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 181: &amp;quot;STANLEY&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|August 22, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 182: &amp;quot;A Cup and Saucer Made Out of a Daffodil&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|September 5, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 183: &amp;quot;Starship Truthers&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|September 12, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 185: &amp;quot;Sucking In&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|September 19, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 186: &amp;quot;IF HIS NAME WAS WOODEN SPOON&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|September 26, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 187: &amp;quot;Hershey Nestlebaum&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|October 3, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 188: &amp;quot;Her Own Carol&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|October 10, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 189: &amp;quot;Australian Mars&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|October 17, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Episode 1: &quot;Oscar Madison Won't Let You Pack Your Bags&quot;</title>
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		<updated>2016-03-30T01:57:54Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Courtofappeals: double-checked monologue&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;The first-ever episode of How Was Your Week? features an interview with authoress/ provacateur Natasha Vargas-Cooper, a rundown of the Best Picture nominees from Julie's parents, an unfavorable review of The King's Speech, and lots of caring and sharing.&lt;br /&gt;
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Produced by Chris Spooner&lt;br /&gt;
Artwork by Marcia Neumeier&lt;br /&gt;
Theme Song and Incidental Music by Ted Leo&lt;br /&gt;
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== Monologue==&lt;br /&gt;
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Hello. This is Julie Klausner. Welcome to How Was Your Week. This is the first episode of.. my podcast, I guess. Here are my goals for this podcast: I am going to talk to a guest. and ask them how their week went; and hopefully in the process, we will. learn. This is a very pedantic endeavor. We’ll learn about each other. and uh, get to know each other, and what have you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On this episode, I talk to my friend Natasha Vargas-Cooper. I went out to Los Angeles. Not for the express purpose of talking to her, but, um, it was a “fringe-benny” as uh an older, gay man once, used that expression around me, which stuck with me. He was interviewing me to be an intern for him; he wrote a book about fashion. I did ''not take the job''. He was like “''’fringe-bennys’ include: delivering things to Isaac Mizrahi’s house”''. And I said “''No thank you.''”&lt;br /&gt;
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So, um, this is an episode in which, I also speak to my parents, about the films that were nominated for Best Picture at The Oscars, which are over, as I speak. now. to. you. They were terrible, we’ll never mention them again. But. This is all I will say about the Oscars. I am glad to see that Celine Dion no longer needs introduction. That we can just, cut back from commercial, and.. see her.. sing. She scored the death reel… and it was beautiful.&lt;br /&gt;
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I also wanted to, talk a little bit about, one of the.. films that were nominated, which we now know is the Best Picture, according to The Oscars. The Kings Speech. I saw it.. a couple weeks ago, and, I had this to say about it. So, please enjoy. me. now. And thank you for listening to my, to my podcast.&lt;br /&gt;
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Saturday I went up to Westchester, which is where I grew up, and I hung out with my family, who I hadn’t seen in a while, and I took my grandmother to see The King’s Speech. And my grandmother is 92 and she’d wanted to see it. And I. It was one of the movies that I hadn’t seen for Oscar season. Sort of. I’d seen Social Network; I’d seen all of them. And I said “''OK this is gonna clearly win. I’ll see it, Grandma wants to see it, it’ll be a mitzvah, it’ll be cute, it’ll be fine.''”&lt;br /&gt;
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I went to see it. And I hated it. I hated… The King’s Speech. I don’t even know where to begin. &lt;br /&gt;
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I just, I found it to be so boring and just like predictably Oscar-y in the sense of like British people, and period stuff, and you know, Colin Firth, I get it. I think he’s great and fine and all of that. But. It was just, to me, such an over-dramatization of the most irrelevant—not the most irrelevant thing that happened around that time, but like Hilter---God, if I could ever talk about a movie without mentioning Hitler--- Hitler shows up in the movie, in the Third Act. He makes like the Jack Nicholson in Broadcast News entrance. And, you realize, that the speech, the titular King’s Speech that he is making is like: “''We’re going to war with Hitler because by-the-by it’s like 1936 and this madman is taking over the world.''” And then…There’s like a happy ending because... King George… gets over his speech impediment, for enough time to make a pretty lousy speech, and everyone says “Hooray!” and the subtitle or the, what is it, not an epigraph, it’s the opposite of the epigraph when the text comes on, at the end. It said oh you know Jeffrey Rush, or you know the guy, Jeffrey Rush plays a guy, Lionel, Lionel and King George were friends for the rest of their lives and everyone goes “aww”. '''And then, meanwhile, my relatives were burning alive in ovens.''' Just how is that---it’s just not an important—OK, I understand that most human beings, I was gonna say Americans, but most people, I think their number one fear is public speaking. So I do understand how this was a popular movie in that regard like “''Oh! Even a King can.. be.. nervous.. about speaking if he has a stammer''”&lt;br /&gt;
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And I get that. I don’t share that fear. My um, I’ve never been afraid of, I mean I’m always like nervous, but I don’t have a fear of public speaking in the sense it’s my #1 fear.&lt;br /&gt;
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My number one fear is my own emotions. [6:10] &lt;br /&gt;
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The other thing I hated about the King’s Speech—oh my god where do I---the jokes, like the cutesy little like “''oh here’s that Shilling I owed you''” like uhhhh or like um Jeffrey—by the way, is there any uglier person than Jeffrey Rush? I just, I’ve never seen a face so asymmetrical, unappealing, and his entrance of like, he’s like flushing the toilet, that’s like his comedic, he’s like, “''I’m in the Lou!''” And he shows up and people are like “''oh titter titter, comic relief''”. &lt;br /&gt;
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I hate jokes in a non-comedy context. In a period context. When people are like “''Well what’s always been funny? Toilets.''” Top hats. Top hats have always been funny but they didn’t use Colin Firth’s top hats to comic effect. It was a missed opportunity. It’s not. Look. If I was gonna give notes, [laughs] I wouldn’t start with the top hats. I would start with the Corgis, because those dogs, also, completely wasted. Very cute. Always shown with the daughters. If you haven’t seen this movie, by the way, this is probably.. useless to you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
What else did I hate about the King’s Speech? I did wonder if Helena Bonham Carter is like that in real life. I do feel like she’s always sort of scurrying in and out and being like “''Yes, it’s me.''” You know, very supportive and very loving and understanding and kind and you know completely accepting of her really really handsome husband and adorable stutter and wads and wads of cash. But. I do think she is like that, with Tim Burton, at home. I get the sense that she’s sort of, popping in and out, and wearing tiny hats and being intermittently supportive and like just vanishing. Just kind of, not making herself present.&lt;br /&gt;
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The guy who was also in it-- as an extra with the Terry Jones face—when he was like wearing that mustache, in the like, part of meaning in life, where he’s like “''fishy fishy.''” That guy, I like him. [missing word at 8:20] run for its money in the cinematography. And the guy [laughing] I was going to make an oral sex joke but I didn’t think Blue Valentine is memorable for any kind of oral sex. It was just memorable for being.. terrible.. in so many different ways. &lt;br /&gt;
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OH, I liked it when they put that Arch Bishop in his place. But the absurdity of the, the methodology..you know there’s that whole montage where he’s like “''brrr oooo put marbles in your mouth''” you know that kind of like Rocky montage, but for public speaking in the 30s.&lt;br /&gt;
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It was just so stupid. It’s like. Could you find a lower stakes conflict during a higher stakes time? Wh—and I know World War II is not the Holocaust. But to me, they always will be, the same. And when you--when you read about the Mengele twins and the experiments and the—I mean---I didn’t want-- I didn’t intend for the first episode of this podcast to be like “''alright Mengele Twins, GO!''” but I do think the stakes themselves inject---when  Colon Firth is pacing around and he’s trying to get through the speech and he’s going ''“bugger bugger bugger shit shit fuck fuck''” Even old people were like “o-hoo-hoo!” You should just be going “''Hitler Hitler Hitler''” and he should have just made that speech. Because--Because Fucking Hitler. I don’t know. Jeffrey Rush had him sing some parts of the speech to the tune of “Camptown Races” to get through it. Because of the theory you can’t stammer if you’re singing. So he would be like (this is a spoiler), he’d be like:  “''my nanny didn’t feed me.. do dah''” that’s not exactly what he says but he goes through some childhood—you’re like oh, it must have been really hard growing up as the, you know, your nanny was nicer to the--Ok also look. You have a speech impediment. I know that’s hard. I know that sucks. Kids are monsters, assholes. That’s a terrible terrible thing and it’s an accomplishment to get over it. I did think that it would be funny to have like other movies where they sang revelations, like character’s revelations, to the tunes of the, of other like songs in the Public Domain. Like [to the tune of Camptown Races] “I chainsawed off my father’s hands” That’s from a –that’s another spoiler. So that was my Saturday night. A very hot date with my Grandma. Grandma Mitzy. And Colin Firth and Jeffrey.&lt;br /&gt;
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Is there a King’s Speech porno? Because those two guys were in that room a lot.&lt;br /&gt;
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If there is a King’s Speech porno, I will watch it. But I might not enjoy it. That’s how I feel about the Real Housewives of Miami. I’m going to watch this, but I’m not going to like it. Or if I like it, I’m not going to be happy about liking it. That’ll teach ‘em. So that was my experience with the King’s Speech&lt;br /&gt;
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My grandmother by the way, loved it. The lights came up as soon as the credits started to roll. She looked over to me and I said, “''What do you think grandma?''” and she said “''stupendous.''” So that’s her review. A little different than mine. [12:00]&lt;br /&gt;
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Now I want to play for you an interview I did with my parents… about their opinions.. so please enjoy that now. And I know the Oscars are over. Please be patient with the timeliness of this broadcast. We know things now that we didn’t know then. We can put that together in our heads. We can process and be em-path-ic. Is it em-path-ic or em-pathetic? I don’t like the second choice, even though I--I have an inkling it is correct, because it has the word pathetic in it. Hidden. Like so many. Goose Eggs on Easter Day. Anyway, yes, there are some time disparities but you-you understand. Anyway, here are my parents.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Monologue Transcripts</title>
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		<updated>2016-03-30T01:38:33Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Courtofappeals: added ep 1 monologue status&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Wonderful listeners and HWYWikians volunteer their time and effort to transcribe Julie's fantastic opening monologues. &lt;br /&gt;
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If you want to claim an episode to transcribe, please add it to this list and use 'Pending' as the &lt;br /&gt;
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|[[Episode 1: &amp;quot;Oscar Madison Won't Let You Pack Your Bags&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|March 8, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 40: &amp;quot;Twittertudes&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|December 9, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Pending&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 68: &amp;quot;Crazy Person F.I.T.&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|June 22, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Pending&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 74: &amp;quot;Most of the Nooks&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|August 3, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 119: &amp;quot;Curating the Linens&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|June 14, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|pending&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 120: &amp;quot;We're all Smart&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|June 21, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 121: &amp;quot;Silverdollar Pancakes&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|June 28, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Pending&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 122: &amp;quot;Rosie's Meds&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|July 5, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 123: &amp;quot;The Patient Zero of Food&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|July 12, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 124: &amp;quot;Dicks for Days&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|July 19, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 125: &amp;quot;Shitty Shoes&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|July 26, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 126: &amp;quot;Cool Story Dennis&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|August 2, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 127: &amp;quot;Like Fuddruckers But Expensive&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|August 9, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 128: &amp;quot;America's Morning&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|August 16, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 129: &amp;quot;A Hanna-Barbera Cartoon About Carnage&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|August 23, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 130: &amp;quot;I'll Chew on a Dog&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|August 30, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 131: &amp;quot;The Poetry of Her Tchotchkes&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|September 6, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 132: &amp;quot;Julie Klausner on a Citi Bike Dot Com&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|September 13, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 133: &amp;quot;Chive Teef&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|September 20, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 134: &amp;quot;Eat a Carb!&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|September 27, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 135: &amp;quot;Walking Ballads&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|October 4, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 136: &amp;quot;Layla&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|October 11, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 137: &amp;quot;Houdini's Waffles&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|October 18, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 138: &amp;quot;Oooooh!&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|October 25, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 139: &amp;quot;More Suicide Than The Average Bear&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|November 1, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 140: &amp;quot;A Charmless Joy Behar&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|November 8, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 141: &amp;quot;Congratulations&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|November 15, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 142: &amp;quot;Betty 1, 2, 3&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|November 22, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 143: &amp;quot;The Crime of Being Delicious&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|November 29, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 144: &amp;quot;P Pocket&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|December 6, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 145: &amp;quot;Death Fedora&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|December 13, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 146: &amp;quot;The Opposite of Rock &amp;amp; Roll&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|December 20, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 147: &amp;quot;I Don't Do Mushrooms, Henry&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|December 27, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 148: &amp;quot;Goodbye, Spoony&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|January 3, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 149: &amp;quot;Here's a Sconce&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|January 10, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 150: &amp;quot;HWYW Gems Vol. 5&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|January 17, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 151: &amp;quot;To Talk to You About Rembrandt&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|January 24, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 152: &amp;quot;Bret Easton Ellis Brainstorming&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|January 31, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 153: &amp;quot;Strings and Levees and Pulleys&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|February 7, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 154: &amp;quot;Shakespeare on my Bike&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|February 14, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 155: &amp;quot;Andrew and Sunshine&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|February 21, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 156: &amp;quot;Karen O-scars&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|February 28, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 157: &amp;quot;Doing A Voice Things&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|March 7, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 158: &amp;quot;She's a Car&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|March 14, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 159: &amp;quot;Python Run&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|March 21, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 160: &amp;quot;God&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|March 28, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 161: &amp;quot;Things That Demonstrate Physics&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|April 4, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 162: &amp;quot;Praying to Fonts&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|April 11, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 163: &amp;quot;Talking Gump&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|April 18, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 164: &amp;quot;That's The Twist&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|April 25, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 165: &amp;quot;A Working Heart&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|May 2, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 166: &amp;quot;That Bellevue Glow&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|May 9, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 167: &amp;quot;Unable to Close Her Eyes&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|May 16, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 168: &amp;quot;The Current Incarnation of Alec&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|May 23, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 169: &amp;quot;Pus Town&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|May 30, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 170: &amp;quot;Our Generation's Nessie&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|June 6, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 171: &amp;quot;Brillsplaining&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|June 13, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 172: &amp;quot;Pellet of Pleasure&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|June 20, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 173: &amp;quot;HWYW Gems 6&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|June 27, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 175: &amp;quot;Barbershop Quartet of Bullying Doom&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|July 11, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 176: &amp;quot;False Chunk&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|July 18, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 177: &amp;quot;The Smaller The Cats&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|July 25, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 178: &amp;quot;One of the Few Living People That Has A Ghost&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|August 1, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 179: &amp;quot;Rita Moreno Was Going Through Some Stuff&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|August 8, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 180: &amp;quot;My Dog Hates Me&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|August 15, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 181: &amp;quot;STANLEY&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|August 22, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 182: &amp;quot;A Cup and Saucer Made Out of a Daffodil&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|September 5, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 183: &amp;quot;Starship Truthers&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|September 12, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 185: &amp;quot;Sucking In&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|September 19, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 186: &amp;quot;IF HIS NAME WAS WOODEN SPOON&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|September 26, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 187: &amp;quot;Hershey Nestlebaum&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|October 3, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 188: &amp;quot;Her Own Carol&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|October 10, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 189: &amp;quot;Australian Mars&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|October 17, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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&lt;div&gt;The first-ever episode of How Was Your Week? features an interview with authoress/ provacateur Natasha Vargas-Cooper, a rundown of the Best Picture nominees from Julie's parents, an unfavorable review of The King's Speech, and lots of caring and sharing.&lt;br /&gt;
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Artwork by Marcia Neumeier&lt;br /&gt;
Theme Song and Incidental Music by Ted Leo&lt;br /&gt;
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== Monologue: Pending 3/30 Completion==&lt;br /&gt;
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Hello. This is Julie Klausner. Welcome to How Was Your Week. This is the first episode of.. my podcast, I guess. Here are my goals for this podcast: I am going to talk to a guest. and ask them how their week went; and hopefully in the process, we will. learn. This is a very pedantic endeavor. We’ll learn about each other. and uh, get to know each other, and what have you.&lt;br /&gt;
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On this episode, I talk to my friend Natasha Vargas-Cooper. I went out to Los Angeles. Not for the express purpose of talking to her, but, um, it was a “fringe-benny” as uh an older, gay man once, used that expression around me, which stuck with me. He was interviewing me to be an intern for him; he wrote a book about fashion. I did not take the job. He was like “’fringe-bennys’ include: delivering things to Isaac Mizrahi’s house”. And I said “No thank you.”&lt;br /&gt;
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So, um, this is an episode in which, I also speak to my parents, about the films that were nominated for Best Picture at The Oscars, which are over, as I speak. now. to. you. They were terrible, we’ll never mention them again. But. This is all I will say about the Oscars. I am glad to see that Celine Dion no longer needs introduction. That we can just, cut back from commercial, and.. see her.. sing. She scored the death reel… and it was beautiful.&lt;br /&gt;
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I also wanted to, talk a little bit about, one of the.. films that were nominated, which we now know is the Best Picture, according to The Oscars. The Kings Speech. I saw it.. a couple weeks ago, and, I had this to say about it. So, please enjoy. me. now. And thank you for listening to my, to my podcast.&lt;br /&gt;
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Saturday I went up to Westchester, which is where I grew up, and I hung out with my family, who I hadn’t seen in a while, and I took my grandmother to see The King’s Speech. And my grandmother is 92 and she’d wanted to see it. And I. It was one of the movies that I hadn’t seen for Oscar season. Sort of. I’d seen Social Network; I’d seen all of them. And I said “OK this is gonna clearly win. I’ll see it, Grandma wants to see it, it’ll be a mitzvah, it’ll be cute, it’ll be fine.”&lt;br /&gt;
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I went to see it. And I hated it. I hated… The King’s Speech. I don’t even know where to begin. &lt;br /&gt;
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I just, I found it to be so boring and just like predictably Oscar-y in the sense of like British people, and period stuff, and you know, Colin Firth, I get it. I think he’s great and fine and all of that. But. It was just, to me, such an over-dramatization of the most irrelevant—not the most irrelevant thing that happened around that time, but like Hilter---God, if I could ever talk about a movie without mentioning Hitler--- Hitler shows up in the movie, in the Third Act. He makes like the Jack Nicholson in Broadcast News entrance. And, you realize, that the speech, the titular King’s Speech that he is making is like: “We’re going to war with Hitler because by-the-by it’s like 1936 and this madman is taking over the world.” And then…There’s like a happy ending because... King George… gets over his speech impediment, for enough time to make a pretty lousy speech, and everyone says “Hooray!” and the subtitle or the, what is it, not an epigraph, it’s the opposite of the epigraph when the text comes on, at the end. It said oh you know Jeffrey Rush, or you know the guy, Jeffrey Rush plays a guy, Lionel, Lionel and King George were friends for the rest of their lives and everyone goes “aww”. And then, meanwhile, my relatives were burning alive in ovens. Just how is that---it’s just not an important—OK, I understand that most human beings, I was gonna say Americans, but most people, I think their number one fear is public speaking. So I do understand how this was a popular movie in that regard like “Oh! Even a King can.. be.. nervous.. about speaking if he has a stammer”&lt;br /&gt;
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And I get that. I don’t share that fear. My um, I’ve never been afraid of, I mean I’m always like nervous, but I don’t have a fear of public speaking in the sense it’s my #1 fear.&lt;br /&gt;
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My number one fear is my own emotions. [6:10] &lt;br /&gt;
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The other thing I hated about the King’s Speech—oh my god where do I---the jokes, like the cutesy little like “oh here’s that Shilling I owed you” like uhhhh or like um Jeffrey—by the way, is there any uglier person than Jeffrey Rush? I just, I’ve never seen a face so asymmetrical, unappealing, and his entrance of like, he’s like flushing the toilet, that’s like his comedic, he’s like, “I’m in the Lou!” And he shows up and people are like “oh titter titter, comic relief”. &lt;br /&gt;
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I hate jokes in a non-comedy context. In a period context. When people are like “Well what’s always been funny? Toilets.” Top hats. Top hats have always been funny but they didn’t use Colin Firth’s top hats to comic effect. It was a missed opportunity. It’s not. Look. If I was gonna give notes, [laughs] I wouldn’t start with the top hats. I would start with the Corgis, because those dogs, also, completely wasted. Very cute. Always shown with the daughters. If you haven’t seen this movie, by the way, this is probably.. useless to you.&lt;br /&gt;
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What else did I hate about the King’s Speech? I did wonder if Helena Bonham Carter is like that in real life. I do feel like she’s always sort of scurrying in and out and being like “Yes, it’s me.” You know, very supportive and very loving and understanding and kind and you know completely accepting of her really really handsome husband and adorable stutter and wads and wads of cash. But. I do think she is like that, with Tim Burton, at home. I get the sense that she’s sort of, popping in and out, and wearing tiny hats and being intermittently supportive and like just vanishing. Just kind of, not making herself present.&lt;br /&gt;
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The guy who was also in it-- as an extra with the Terry Jones face—when he was like wearing that mustache, in the like, part of meaning in life, where he’s like “fishy fishy.” That guy, I like him. [missing word at 8:20] run for its money in the cinematography. And the guy [laughing] I was going to make an oral sex joke but I didn’t think Blue Valentine is memorable for any kind of oral sex. It was just memorable for being.. terrible.. in so many different ways. &lt;br /&gt;
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OH, I liked it when they put that Arch Bishop in his place. But the absurdity of the, the methodology..you know there’s that whole montage where he’s like “brrr oooo put marbles in your mouth” you know that kind of like Rocky montage, but for public speaking in the 30s.&lt;br /&gt;
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It was just so stupid. It’s like. Could you find a lower stakes conflict during a higher stakes time? Wh—and I know World War II is not the Holocaust. But to me, they always will be, the same. And when you--when you read about the Mengele twins and the experiments and the—I mean---I didn’t want-- I didn’t intend for the first episode of this podcast to be like “alright Mengele Twins, GO!” but I do think the stakes themselves inject---when  Colon Firth is pacing around and he’s trying to get through the speech and he’s going “bugger bugger bugger shit shit fuck fuck” Even old people were like “o-hoo-hoo!” You should just be going “Hitler Hitler Hitler” and he should have just made that speech. Because--Because Fucking Hitler. I don’t know. Jeffrey Rush had him sing some parts of the speech to the tune of “Camptown Races” to get through it. Because of the theory you can’t stammer if you’re singing. So he would be like (this is a spoiler), he’d be like:  “my nanny didn’t feed me.. do dah” that’s not exactly what he says but he goes through some childhood—you’re like oh, it must have been really hard growing up as the, you know, your nanny was nicer to the--Ok also look. You have a speech impediment. I know that’s hard. I know that sucks. Kids are monsters, assholes. That’s a terrible terrible thing and it’s an accomplishment to get over it. I did think that it would be funny to have like other movies where they sang revelations, like character’s revelations, to the tunes of the, of other like songs in the Public Domain. Like [to the tune of Camptown Races] “I chainsawed off my father’s hands” That’s from a –that’s another spoiler. So that was my Saturday night. A very hot date with my Grandma. Grandma Mitzy.&lt;br /&gt;
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Is there a King’s Speech porno? Because those two guys were in that room a lot.&lt;br /&gt;
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If there is a King’s Speech porno, I will watch it. But I might not enjoy it. That’s how I feel about the Real Housewives of Miami. I’m going to watch this, but I’m not going to like it. Or if I like it, I’m not going to be happy about liking it. That’ll teach ‘em. So that was my experience with the King’s Speech&lt;br /&gt;
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My grandmother by the way, loved it. The lights came up as soon as the credits started to roll. She looked over to me and I said, “What do you think grandma?” and she said “stupendous.” So that’s her review. A little different than mine. [12:00]&lt;br /&gt;
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Now I want to play for you an interview I did with my parents… about their opinions.. so please enjoy that now. And I know the Oscars are over. Please be patient with the timeliness of this broadcast. We know things now that we didn’t know then. We can put that together in our heads. We can process and be em-path-ic. Is it em-path-ic or em-pathetic? I don’t like the second choice, even though I--I have an inkling it is correct, because it has the word pathetic in it. Hidden. Like so many. Goose Eggs on Easter Day. Anyway, yes, there are some time disparities but you-you understand. Anyway, here are my parents.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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== Guests ==&lt;br /&gt;
Ari Graynor&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Kristen Schaal&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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== Origin of the episode title ==&lt;br /&gt;
Julie says she would like to see Kristen Schaal host a show called &amp;quot;Twittertudes,&amp;quot; which, you already know the premise if you think about it for like a second. So it's that, but also Schaal would wear a long blazer and no pants.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Discussed ==&lt;br /&gt;
On this week's episode of How Was Your Week, the hilarious and adorable KRISTEN SCHAAL joins Julie to discuss the best and worst Christmas gifts she's ever received, her hatred of high-heeled shoes, and the hazards of tweeting about our president after drinking a martini.&lt;br /&gt;
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Then, the gorgeous comic actress ARI GRAYNOR talks about her new film, The Sitter, what it's like to be typecast as &amp;quot;the girl who receives oral sex in the first scene of things,&amp;quot; getting brutal notes from Woody Allen, and how Barbra Streisand makes an entrance on set.&lt;br /&gt;
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Also, Julie relays a disconcerting, perhaps too-long story about an idiot in a dog park who didn't understand what Basset Hounds are really about, reveals the size of Spanx she wears, explains why she's fun to have at a party, and joyfully relays Spoony's Boardwalk Empire recaps for your pleasure.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Trivia ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Julie opens the episode a rendition of &amp;quot;All I Want For Christmas Is You&amp;quot;/&amp;quot;All I Want For Dinner Is Stew&amp;quot; and it's amazing.&lt;br /&gt;
* The people who deserve to die are: war criminals and people who tweet Julie when she tweets about not being able to sleep.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Download the Episode ==&lt;br /&gt;
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-40-all-the-fixin-s-kristen-schaal-ari-graynor Episode Link]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Monologue Transcript== **Pending 3/30 Completion**==&lt;br /&gt;
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[Julie singing to the tune of “All I want for Christmas”] ''Make my wish come true. Baby all I want for Christmas is youuuuuu. Ooooo. All I want for dinnerrrrrr issssssssss stew''&lt;br /&gt;
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Thank you, thank you very much. Hello everybody. Julie Klausner here for another episode of How Was Your Week. That was Mar--- How is that not? Thank you, please stop applauding, it’s a podcast, no one can hear you. &lt;br /&gt;
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I am always agog or a-gasped or both as to uh How was that not..How was that not written by WHAM! ? that that song… that lovely tune..made popular by Maria Corey &lt;br /&gt;
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I am in, you know what I’m in, frankly, a Holidaze…D-A-Z-E bec--Are you like me? Are you tearing out your hair, in a matter not unlike a mentally ill person? Around this time of year. Right? Is this stressful or is this stressful?&lt;br /&gt;
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I feel like in my head. It’s. As I speak to you now it’s December 8th, Thursday night, as your listening now it’s December 9th but it may as well be next year already. Where did December go? It’s still here, but in our heads, it’s OVER. Because we pack things in. and then OH!&lt;br /&gt;
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So this week is been busy for me, and this next week I think is also gonna be busy in terms of work.. then it will be NOTHING! Everyone will be gone. It will just be, the only thing you’ll be able to hear instead of your blood charging your ears. Charging? Rushing..your ears? Which is a normal stress response, I’ve decided to tell myself. Uh all you’ll be able to hear in a couple of weeks are the echoes of your own loneliness. OR your family’s criticism. That’s MY take on the HoliD-A-Z-E. But it is sort of suddenly Christmas. Now also I have so many emails..did..is this like new that I guess maybe Black Friday..I’ve never gotten so many emails from, YES from SPANX, SPANX.COM has my, they have my number, as-as-as it said. What do I wear in a Spanx? I wear like a two. Um but they also have my email. I’ve gotten more solisitis. &lt;br /&gt;
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Also I guess it’s the beginning of the month so you get like “''Hey everybody I’m doing shows this month.''” [Julie stuttering] Not that I haven’t invited people to shows and I have deluged them in my past. In fact, when I repent, uh that’ll be a new fun feature on the show, “''when I repent.. I will…''” let’s just…of the things that I regret, it’s like over-plugging my Improv shows in my 20s. and if you’re listening and I sent you those emails from my old AOL, I really, I am truly sorry. If it’s..if it’s of any comfort, I beat myself up over it everyday.&lt;br /&gt;
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I have been weeding through a lot of those things, and then I’ve also been uh working at home on a couple of writing things and when I’m not doing that I take these uh walks, like ANGRY walks, and then at a certain point I become less angry around ooooo I’d say like when I’m doubling back.. I guess like 45 minutes in? I just have like a natural anger level of like.. I’m gonna go back to 2 if we’re going on the SPANX scale. Which I appreciate it being very Tetris-y, if you look at the back of stockings package you could say “''oh this is where I am''” and it’s completely normal. &lt;br /&gt;
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You know what this anger I speak of. First of all, Yes, it is legitimate rage. Because W-W-Woman is the N-word of the world, and I believe that in my heart. And as, again, I’m saying this on December 8th which I guess is the anniversary of both—According to Twitter—It’s the anniversary of both John Lennon’s death and Jim Morrison’s birth which is, first of all, way more classic rock trivia than I am physically able to process. But also, a reminder, that women are garbage. And of course I’m angry about it! But that’s not---it really has to do more with oh get out of the house and have some balance, and the sun sets at like 2pm. &lt;br /&gt;
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So anyway, I’m on this angry walk, Sunday, and I usually end up at uhh a park, we’ll say, near me, near where I live, and I go about my business. And there’s a dog park there, obviously, and I’ll just sort of like lean on the fence and watch the dogs---in a---I don’t think it’s a pervy way—I think it’s like a nice kinda thing to do. Cause I enjoy them. I enjoy watching the dogs. And and then you know also, that’s also the thing where I peak, and then then like I’m no longer angry and it’s healthy and III am fine with it and you should be too.&lt;br /&gt;
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[5:18]&lt;br /&gt;
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So I was there on Sunday, I was watching the dogs and there happened to have been a-a beautiful Basset, like a very very fit uh gentleman, who um was ac--remarkably active uh he was chasing other dogs, he was running back and forth, his ears were going to and they were also going fro, and I was…oh and then like a dog would jump over the fence to get into an area and The Basset would howl at it as though it were using..it was pretty unfairly using his advantage to do exactly that and then the other dog would come back and I would say “this is terrific”. This is better than the The Descendants, first of all, and many other motion pictures for which I’ve paid good money and also I-I told you about my screeners, (deep oh) ohhh my precious precious, if you want my screener of The Descendants, it’s yours, this is not even a contest because, you LOSE, you know what I mean. So &lt;br /&gt;
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I’m watching the dogs and I’m slowly beginning to thaw out from the week. I don’t want to get into it with you because it’s boring but and just I had a lot more work to do than I had exp—I was sort of feeling like “''oh I made my deadline, it’s all you know, it’s just easy sailing&amp;quot; and then I was on like Willy Wonka’s tunnel boat, where there’s eyeballs, and you know what the boat, it was not a fun boat, it wasn’t like the boat Cher sang out and and the sailors..those were not..although that’s funny that like—Cher chose the one boat, those sailors were NOT interested in raping her. Of any. Anyway. So I am at this dog run as I mentioned, beginning to slowly thaw out from the stressful weekend and week that I’ve had writing even though I thought that it’s done and it’s totally not and I’m beginning to feel really good, I’m watching this gorgeous basset hound, and ok so this guy comes by, just stands right next to me, and he’s with a woman, and they’re clearly on a date, and like not—they’re not comfortable yet, so I guess it was a new date.  [7:21]&lt;br /&gt;
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And the guy was saying things about the dogs, in order to impress his date. '''He was like trying to impress this woman with uh Tidbits. Trivia. Knowledge. Facts. Um about breeds of dogs that he had learned from..um well frankly, you know that he had learned from um a tablet of lies because he knew NOTHING about dogs. It was like a real Marshall McLuhan scene in Annie Hall'''…except that I didn’t, I wasn’t invested enough to tell him he knew nothing of… frankly, God’s work.&lt;br /&gt;
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So this guy is standing next to me. I’m enjoying watching this beautiful basset hound, and he says to this woman, he says ''“Oh. Boxers make me laugh.”'' First of all, thank you very much sir. And then there’s this Boxer who was very cute and he had this like dopey tongue like there are some dogs that can’t put their tongues in their mouths, or, they just like at rest, their tongues are just kind of out. and it’s really cute. So they had noticed that, and he laughed a little too loud loud. And said to the dog, but like for the benefit of the woman he was with, he goes “''Hey buddy…. your tongue’s supposed to go INSIDE your face.''” Oh was that embarrassing. &lt;br /&gt;
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If I were a dog I would have just ripped his face off, chimp style. I would have gone Charla Nash on him. So that was the first thing that just was irritating. Also, I can’t emphasize enough, he was right next to me. He must have been an inch away. And there was plenty of room on either side of the Angry Walking Girl. So the girl that he is on a date with is-is just kind of smiling and nodding as, was her, as she was tasked to do. I mean I guess he was an OK looking guy, and God knows, Ladies, I do not envy, there is not a lot of good guys. Am I? I don’t mean to be like ''“Oh there’s a man drought! I’m gonna write a trend piece!”'' but like..there really is a disparity of like, I mean you put up with a lot, is what I’m saying.&lt;br /&gt;
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So I’m like alright, this girl’s, you know, just trying to make the best of it, this guy’s decent looking, but you know he really is just a schmuck in so many ways. So then, he goes after he gives his opinion about Boxers, he sees the Basset Hound--- he sees my pride and joy bounding back and forth, lust for life, Perfect 10, this dog is like absolutely, a, you know, just a-just-a beautiful, beautiful dog..and HE SAYS to his date, this moron, he says  ''“Oh check out the Bassett Hound. Bassett Hounds are infamous for being dumb&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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[10:00] [noises of shock and flabbergast emitted by Julie, followed by stuttering]&lt;br /&gt;
'''I mean….I just….still…..I am…..I just….I didn’t even….I couldn’t even…I mean what was I supposed to do''' And then he goes “they’re basically..they’re infamous for being dumb” which is a LIE, they’re stubborn, they’re not dumb dogs. There are some dumb dogs. And then he goes “they’re basically noses with ears.” OH, I HATED THIS GUY. If this guy is listening, first of all that’s super weird, second of all if I ever see you again, and I remember… You know those people that are like “''I remember faces''” and you’re like “''Congratulations! You’re not autistic.''” Or something like that. [laughs] That’s a fun. Here’s some holiday party tips….. say that a lot. Also get into arguments. And eat a lot of just like, wet things (soup, gravy). &lt;br /&gt;
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So anyway, that guy SUCKED.  [10:53]&lt;br /&gt;
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It’s not like I can’t go back in time and say “''oh, I should have said this”''. I just remember being disgusted and offended. And it was as though I was overhearing somebody talking about, like a group of people. Oh like “redheads are…”---Patti Stang-aire, snake woman extraordinaire.  Patti Stanger, by the way, was uh.. what a fucking liar.  I saw her on Part 2 of the Reunion (of course I watched it). Her tits were up to her chin. And she was like. That---by the way—was not a low-cut dress and she managed to have neck cleavage. Which is frankly impressive. She just lies. Oh ”''I never said redheads were freaks''&amp;quot; I just said that &amp;quot;''millionaires don’t pick them''&amp;quot;, and then I’m like “''I need to be   doing my work.”'' Other things I want to talk about from this week are, oh, Tracy Gold has a new show called “''Starving Secrets.”'' It’s terrific. It’s the best show I’ve ever seen. Why isn’t everybody talking about this show? This show is so good. [12:00]&lt;br /&gt;
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They follow two anorexics. By the way—based on, even though the title is “''Starving Secrets''&amp;quot;-- they don’t you know give you secrets for like, you know, getting down to that perfect 67 pounds, but there is um, you know it’s interesting because, yes I love watching atrocities, although '''I’m done with Toddlers and Tiaras, for now, I think. I think this ep--I was just like, you know what..Maybe it was Jerry Sandusky. Is that how you pronounce his name? He’s got a pair of bucky beaver teeth. You know what, it kind of makes me laugh.''' Starving Secrets with Tracy Gold, she follows two women with eating disorders. Maybe there are men in the future, I hope not. They follow the women through rehab. So it’s different than Intervention in that you don’t just see the before. Well I guess Intervention is like 90% before and then they’re like.. “oh we’ll just put some white text on black screens” just coursing, that music is incredible, and then they’ll be like “They’re fine!” or like “They’re dead!”&lt;br /&gt;
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This is good. Because it shows the process. And it’s not like Celebrity Rehab. Although saying something’s good and not like Celebrity Rehab is not something that like, I’m not going to go on record and be like “this is why it’s good because it’s NOT like Celebrity..” because Celebrity Rehab was terrific in a lot of ways, and in a lot of ways one of the worst things I’ve ever seen. Follows the process in exactly how hard it is to overcome an eating disorder. There were all these Jewish. OH god they were all so educated. Ladies, please, just let it jiggle. Like, if your, Patti Stangaire, you know what—push your tits up to your chin. Who gives a shit? Really. That’s my attitude toward body stuff more and more like “''Who gives a shit?''” or also like “''it’s none of your business.''” What’s below my face? Who cares. “''So what? Who Cares?''” So they’re showing Devora. And I was like by the way, “''she’s not gonna make it”''. Spoiler Alert: She’s doing better, Thank God, and I mean that in all seriousness. So they’re showing Devora how to measure cottage cheese and she’s having a panic attack and they’re like, they’re showing you “''this is half a cup''” “''it is 2% instead of 1%''” and she is losing her mind. I don’t know but this is good television to me.  &lt;br /&gt;
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The other thing I want to mention in terms of the holiday, oh just the distinctively bad Ghostbuster-ian. Ghosbusters-ian-vibes that are New York City around the you know, the like, the most wonderful time of the year in the sense of like it’s just crazy. And people have to. I would not go to midtown for a million dollars. [seductive voice] Maybe a million Euros. [/seductive voice]  How do you guys like my [laughs] my political comedy routine? Do you think it’s, uh, cutting edge? I do, too. I had an experience the other day, I was going out..actually to interview ARI GRAYNOR, who is our first guest this week, who is OH is she delicious, so..I..so cute. Again, I am not a gay woman. But. III find her just to be oh what a just like a nectarine. So I was going out to interview her and it was raining the other day. &lt;br /&gt;
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And I had to get a cab in the rain. There is nothing that is more unpleasant than that. And I finallllyyyy got one, and I gave him 2 cross streets in The West Village. That are none of your business. But they were like named streets, uh, they weren’t Horatio and Jane but I’ll say “''Horatio and Jane.''” And the cab driver said to me, and I’m like schlepping all my equipment (Don’t Worry, I’m doing fine. But I appreciate your cards and cottage cheese donations). So I get in the cab and I give him the cross streets and he said ''“Is that in Manhattan?” &lt;br /&gt;
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and I said, ugh, you know what, now that I think about it I was kind of an asshole. [sighs] I said “''Why don’t you look it up?''” Alright. I know that’s rude. I know I shouldn’t have said that and I don’t need to be touchy, but I was waiting in the cab for a rain for a long time you guys.  So I said: &amp;quot;'why don’t you look it up?''..and then he said  [laughs] and then he said [heavy NY accent] ''Why don’t you get another fucking cab?'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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[laughing] This is a real conversation. &lt;br /&gt;
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'''This is like. This is like what people think New York is like:'''&lt;br /&gt;
[16:00]  [Thick NY Accent] '''''&amp;quot;Why don’t you look it up? Why don’t you get another fucking cab.&amp;quot;''''' [/Thick NY Accent]&lt;br /&gt;
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Then we just both broke down and I was like please be nice to me and he was like you be nice to me and I was like you’re right I’m sorry and then everything was fine and I tipped him like $10 or something. Oh I tipped him $10. What a great end of the story. [seductive voice] You know, the good news is I tipped him $10. [/seductive voice] &lt;br /&gt;
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What a. Uh. The people who talk about money in general are really my most favorite people in the world, which is my favorite Barbara Streisand lyric. Speaking of Barbara Streisand---two guests on this week’s show---two Barbara Streisand anecdotes. That’s right. I don’t plan this stuff. It just happens organically. &lt;br /&gt;
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Other things that happened this week:&lt;br /&gt;
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Herman McCain [sp?] is now in the Rock’N Roll Hall of Fame and the GoGos are not. Which is bullshit. Our friend  [John Ross Bowey ??]. pointed this out on Twitter. &lt;br /&gt;
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Bull-shit. Why is Herman McCain in the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame? Also, the thing about Herman Cane, I’m done clownin’ around. Is that he seems-- he looks like a person who has been, in our public consciousness forever. Like, Doesn’t he look like someone where you’re like, “''Oh Yeah, it’s Herman McCain?''” We’ve only known him for a few months and, yet, I’ve grown accustom to his face. Now he’s dead. &lt;br /&gt;
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Occupy Broadway happened.&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh my god. I gotta, I gotta read you guys this list. There was an event. I had to actually go to midtown last weekend to interview a lovely celebrity for Bust Magazine. OH! I meant---I interviewed Carrie Fisher, by the way, for the new Bust Magazine, which is, which I guess is on the stands now. But anyway that was really fun and please read that, and Carrie Fisher’s book is cray-cray. SO I was going to Midtown last weekend and I’ll tell you when that thing is out because it’s very exciting. But. While I was there. &lt;br /&gt;
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'''Time Square was a zoo because there was something called “''Occupy Broadway''” scheduled.''' &lt;br /&gt;
And III do not mean any disrespect for any of the acts that were there. I get. Look. I am completely in favor—as I mentioned in the past; Nobody hates a drum circle more than I do. But I am completely in favor of the Occupy Wall Street protestors, I hope it goes on forever. And I, what am I going to..support the bad guys? That said. &lt;br /&gt;
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The lineup of this “''Occupy Broadway''” show, with the exception of our friend Mike Daisy, who uh is terrific, and for whom I have more respect than… frankly, most of the people I saw today on Madison on 31st. They looked like slobs. &lt;br /&gt;
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You know, if you’re leaving the house, maybe, I don’t know, just, maybe just think about it. &lt;br /&gt;
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SO he’s fine with me but the rest of the people on this list, oh, what a list. It’s like a shopping list of like I don’t want to say of “garbage people,”but just people that make you sigh. Like when you find out your son is into riding a unicycle now. You’re like [sigh]. So this is the schedule for “Occupy Broadway:” &lt;br /&gt;
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Started with “Rude Mechanical Orchestra”. We’re already in the steampunk zone.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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&lt;div&gt;== Date ==&lt;br /&gt;
Dec 9, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
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== Guests ==&lt;br /&gt;
Ari Graynor&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Kristen Schaal&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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== Origin of the episode title ==&lt;br /&gt;
Julie says she would like to see Kristen Schaal host a show called &amp;quot;Twittertudes,&amp;quot; which, you already know the premise if you think about it for like a second. So it's that, but also Schaal would wear a long blazer and no pants.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Discussed ==&lt;br /&gt;
On this week's episode of How Was Your Week, the hilarious and adorable KRISTEN SCHAAL joins Julie to discuss the best and worst Christmas gifts she's ever received, her hatred of high-heeled shoes, and the hazards of tweeting about our president after drinking a martini.&lt;br /&gt;
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Then, the gorgeous comic actress ARI GRAYNOR talks about her new film, The Sitter, what it's like to be typecast as &amp;quot;the girl who receives oral sex in the first scene of things,&amp;quot; getting brutal notes from Woody Allen, and how Barbra Streisand makes an entrance on set.&lt;br /&gt;
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Also, Julie relays a disconcerting, perhaps too-long story about an idiot in a dog park who didn't understand what Basset Hounds are really about, reveals the size of Spanx she wears, explains why she's fun to have at a party, and joyfully relays Spoony's Boardwalk Empire recaps for your pleasure.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Trivia ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Julie opens the episode a rendition of &amp;quot;All I Want For Christmas Is You&amp;quot;/&amp;quot;All I Want For Dinner Is Stew&amp;quot; and it's amazing.&lt;br /&gt;
* The people who deserve to die are: war criminals and people who tweet Julie when she tweets about not being able to sleep.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Monologue Transcript== **Pending 3/30 Completion**==&lt;br /&gt;
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[Julie singing to the tune of “All I want for Christmas”] ''Make my wish come true. Baby all I want for Christmas is youuuuuu. Ooooo. All I want for dinnerrrrrr issssssssss stew''&lt;br /&gt;
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Thank you, thank you very much. Hello everybody. Julie Klausner here for another episode of How Was Your Week. That was Mar--- How is that not? Thank you, please stop applauding, it’s a podcast, no one can hear you. &lt;br /&gt;
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I am always agog or a-gasped or both as to uh How was that not..How was that not written by WHAM! ? that that song… that lovely tune..made popular by Maria Corey &lt;br /&gt;
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I am in, you know what I’m in, frankly, a Holidaze…D-A-Z-E bec--Are you like me? Are you tearing out your hair, in a matter not unlike a mentally ill person? Around this time of year. Right? Is this stressful or is this stressful?&lt;br /&gt;
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I feel like in my head. It’s. As I speak to you now it’s December 8th, Thursday night, as your listening now it’s December 9th but it may as well be next year already. Where did December go? It’s still here, but in our heads, it’s OVER. Because we pack things in. and then OH!&lt;br /&gt;
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So this week is been busy for me, and this next week I think is also gonna be busy in terms of work.. then it will be NOTHING! Everyone will be gone. It will just be, the only thing you’ll be able to hear instead of your blood charging your ears. Charging? Rushing..your ears? Which is a normal stress response, I’ve decided to tell myself. Uh all you’ll be able to hear in a couple of weeks are the echoes of your own loneliness. OR your family’s criticism. That’s MY take on the HoliD-A-Z-E. But it is sort of suddenly Christmas. Now also I have so many emails..did..is this like new that I guess maybe Black Friday..I’ve never gotten so many emails from, YES from SPANX, SPANX.COM has my, they have my number, as-as-as it said. What do I wear in a Spanx? I wear like a two. Um but they also have my email. I’ve gotten more solisitis. &lt;br /&gt;
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Also I guess it’s the beginning of the month so you get like “''Hey everybody I’m doing shows this month.''” [Julie stuttering] Not that I haven’t invited people to shows and I have deluged them in my past. In fact, when I repent, uh that’ll be a new fun feature on the show, “''when I repent.. I will…''” '''let’s just…of the things that I regret, it’s like over-plugging my Improv shows in my 20s. and if you’re listening and I sent you those emails from my old AOL, I really, I am truly sorry. If it’s..if it’s of any comfort, I beat myself up over it everyday.'''&lt;br /&gt;
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I have been weeding through a lot of those things, and then I’ve also been uh working at home on a couple of writing things and when I’m not doing that I take these uh walks, like ANGRY walks, and then at a certain point I become less angry around ooooo I’d say like when I’m doubling back.. I guess like 45 minutes in? I just have like a natural anger level of like.. I’m gonna go back to 2 if we’re going on the SPANX scale. Which I appreciate it being very Tetris-y, if you look at the back of stockings package you could say “''oh this is where I am''” and it’s completely normal. &lt;br /&gt;
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You know what this anger I speak of. First of all, Yes, it is legitimate rage. Because W-W-Woman is the N-word of the world, and I believe that in my heart. And as, again, I’m saying this on December 8th which I guess is the anniversary of both—According to Twitter—It’s the anniversary of both John Lennon’s death and Jim Morrison’s birth which is, first of all, way more classic rock trivia than I am physically able to process. But also, a reminder, that women are garbage. And of course I’m angry about it! But that’s not---it really has to do more with oh get out of the house and have some balance, and the sun sets at like 2pm. &lt;br /&gt;
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So anyway, I’m on this angry walk, Sunday, and I usually end up at uhh a park, we’ll say, near me, near where I live, and I go about my business. And there’s a dog park there, obviously, and I’ll just sort of like lean on the fence and watch the dogs---in a---I don’t think it’s a pervy way—I think it’s like a nice kinda thing to do. Cause I enjoy them. '''I enjoy watching the dogs. And and then you know also, that’s also the thing where I peak, and then then like I’m no longer angry and it’s healthy and III am fine with it and you should be too.''' &lt;br /&gt;
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So I was there on Sunday, I was watching the dogs and there happened to have been a-a beautiful Basset, like a very very fit uh gentleman, who um was ac--remarkably active uh he was chasing other dogs, he was running back and forth, his ears were going to and they were also going fro, and I was…oh and then like a dog would jump over the fence to get into an area and The Basset would howl at it as though it were using..it was pretty unfairly using his advantage to do exactly that and then the other dog would come back and I would say “this is terrific”. This is better than the The Descendants, first of all, and many other motion pictures for which I’ve paid good money and also I-I told you about my screeners, (deep oh) ohhh my precious precious, if you want my screener of The Descendants, it’s yours, this is not even a contest because, you LOSE, you know what I mean. So &lt;br /&gt;
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I’m watching the dogs and I’m slowly beginning to thaw out from the week. I don’t want to get into it with you because it’s boring but and just I had a lot more work to do than I had exp—I was sort of feeling like “''oh I made my deadline, it’s all you know, it’s just easy sailing''”, '''and then I was on like Willy Wonka’s tunnel boat, where there’s eyeballs, and you know what the boat, it was not a fun boat, it wasn’t like the boat Cher sang out and and the sailors..those were not..although that’s funny that like—Cher chose the one boat, those sailors were NOT interested in raping her. Of any. Anyway.''' So I am at this dog run as I mentioned, beginning to slowly thaw out from the stressful weekend and week that I’ve had writing even though I thought that it’s done and it’s totally not and I’m beginning to feel really good, I’m watching this gorgeous basset hound, and ok so this guy comes by, just stands right next to me, and he’s with a woman, and they’re clearly on a date, and like not—they’re not comfortable yet, so I guess it was a new date. [7:21]&lt;br /&gt;
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And the guy was saying things about the dogs, in order to impress his date. '''He was like trying to impress this woman with uh Tidbits. Trivia. Knowledge. Facts. Um about breeds of dogs that he had learned from..um well frankly, you know that he had learned from um a tablet of lies because he knew NOTHING about dogs. It was like a real Marshall McLuhan scene in Annie Hall'''…except that I didn’t, I wasn’t invested enough to tell him he knew nothing of… frankly, God’s work.&lt;br /&gt;
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So this guy is standing next to me. I’m enjoying watching this beautiful basset hound, and he says to this woman, he says ''“Oh. Boxers make me laugh.”'' First of all, thank you very much sir. And then there’s this Boxer who was very cute and he had this like dopey tongue like there are some dogs that can’t put their tongues in their mouths, or, they just like at rest, their tongues are just kind of out. and it’s really cute. So they had noticed that, and he laughed a little too loud loud. And said to the dog, but like for the benefit of the woman he was with, he goes “''Hey buddy…. your tongue’s supposed to go INSIDE your face.''” Oh was that embarrassing. &lt;br /&gt;
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If I were a dog I would have just ripped his face off, chimp style. I would have gone Charla Nash on him. So that was the first thing that just was irritating. Also, I can’t emphasize enough, he was right next to me. He must have been an inch away. And there was plenty of room on either side of the Angry Walking Girl. So the girl that he is on a date with is-is just kind of smiling and nodding as, was her, as she was tasked to do. I mean I guess he was an OK looking guy, and God knows, Ladies, I do not envy, there is not a lot of good guys. Am I? I don’t mean to be like ''“Oh there’s a man drought! I’m gonna write a trend piece!”'' but like..there really is a disparity of like, I mean you put up with a lot, is what I’m saying.&lt;br /&gt;
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'''So I’m like alright, this girl’s, you know, just trying to make the best of it, this guy’s decent looking, but you know he really is just a schmuck in so many ways. So then, he goes after he gives his opinion about Boxers, he sees the Basset Hound--- he sees my pride and joy bounding back and forth, lust for life, Perfect 10, this dog is like absolutely, a, you know, just a-just-a beautiful, beautiful dog..and HE SAYS to his date, this moron, he says  ''“Oh check out the Bassett Hound. Bassett Hounds are infamous for being dumb”'''''&lt;br /&gt;
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[10:00] [noises of shock and flabbergast emitted by Julie, followed by stuttering]&lt;br /&gt;
'''I mean….I just….still…..I am…..I just….I didn’t even….I couldn’t even…I mean what was I supposed to do'''&lt;br /&gt;
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And then he goes “they’re basically..they’re infamous for being dumb” which is a LIE, they’re stubborn, they’re not dumb dogs. There are some dumb dogs. And then he goes “they’re basically noses with ears.” OH, I HATED THIS GUY. If this guy is listening, first of all that’s super weird, second of all if I ever see you again, and I remember…&lt;br /&gt;
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You know those people that are like “''I remember faces''” and you’re like “''Congratulations! You’re not autistic.''” Or something like that. [laughs] That’s a fun. Here’s some holiday party tips….. say that a lot. Also get into arguments. And eat a lot of just like, wet things (soup, gravy). &lt;br /&gt;
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So anyway, that guy SUCKED. &lt;br /&gt;
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It’s not like I can’t go back in time and say “''oh, I should have said this”''. I just remember being disgusted and offended. And it was as though I was overhearing somebody talking about, like a group of people. Oh like “redheads are…”---Patti Stang-aire, snake woman extraordinaire. &lt;br /&gt;
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Patti Stanger, by the way, was uh.. what a fucking liar. &lt;br /&gt;
I saw her on Part 2 of the Reunion (of course I watched it)&lt;br /&gt;
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Her tits were up to her chin. And she was like. That---by the way—was not a low-cut dress and she managed to have neck cleavage. Which is frankly impressive. She just lies. Oh ”''I never said redheads were freaks''&amp;quot; I just said that &amp;quot;''millionaires don’t pick them''&amp;quot;, and then I’m like “''I need to be doing my work.”'' Other things I want to talk about from this week are, oh, Tracy Gold has a new show called “''Starving Secrets.”'' It’s terrific. It’s the best show I’ve ever seen. Why isn’t everybody talking about this show? This show is so good.&lt;br /&gt;
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They follow two anorexics. By the way—based on, even though the title is “''Starving Secrets''&amp;quot;-- they don’t you know give you secrets for like, you know, getting down to that perfect 67 pounds, but there is um, you know it’s interesting because, yes I love watching atrocities, although '''I’m done with Toddlers and Tiaras, for now, I think. I think this ep--I was just like, you know what..Maybe it was Jerry Sandusky. Is that how you pronounce his name? He’s got a pair of bucky beaver teeth. You know what, it kind of makes me laugh.'''&lt;br /&gt;
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Starving Secrets with Tracy Gold, she follows two women with eating disorders. Maybe there are men in the future, I hope not. They follow the women through rehab. So it’s different than Intervention in that you don’t just see the before. Well I guess Intervention is like 90% before and then they’re like.. “oh we’ll just put some white text on black screens” just coursing, that music is incredible, and then they’ll be like “They’re fine!” or like “They’re dead!”&lt;br /&gt;
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This is good. Because it shows the process. And it’s not like Celebrity Rehab. Although saying something’s good and not like Celebrity Rehab is not something that like, I’m not going to go on record and be like “this is why it’s good because it’s NOT like Celebrity..” because Celebrity Rehab was terrific in a lot of ways, and in a lot of ways one of the worst things I’ve ever seen.&lt;br /&gt;
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Follows the process in exactly how hard it is to overcome an eating disorder. There were all these Jewish. OH god they were all so educated. Ladies, please, just let it jiggle. Like, if your, Patti Stangaire, you know what—push your tits up to your chin. Who gives a shit? Really. That’s my attitude toward body stuff more and more like “''Who gives a shit?''” or also like “''it’s none of your business.''” What’s below my face? Who cares. “''So what? Who Cares?''”&lt;br /&gt;
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So they’re showing Devora. And I was like by the way, “''she’s not gonna make it”''. Spoiler Alert: She’s doing better, Thank God, and I mean that in all seriousness. So they’re showing Devora how to measure cottage cheese and she’s having a panic attack and they’re like, they’re showing you “''this is half a cup''” “''it is 2% instead of 1%''” and she is losing her mind. I don’t know but this is good television to me. &lt;br /&gt;
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The other thing I want to mention in terms of the holiday, oh just the distinctively bad Ghostbuster-ian. Ghosbusters-ian-vibes that are New York City around the you know, the like, the most wonderful time of the year in the sense of like it’s just crazy. And people have to. I would not go to midtown for a million dollars. [seductive voice] Maybe a million Euros. [/seductive voice]  How do you guys like my [laughs] my political comedy routine? Do you think it’s, uh, cutting edge? I do, too. I had an experience the other day, I was going out..actually to interview ARI GRAYNOR, who is our first guest this week, who is OH is she delicious, so..I..so cute. Again, I am not a gay woman. But. III find her just to be oh what a just like a nectarine. So I was going out to interview her and it was raining the other day. &lt;br /&gt;
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And I had to get a cab in the rain. There is nothing that is more unpleasant than that. And I finallllyyyy got one, and I gave him 2 cross streets in The West Village. That are none of your business. But they were like named streets, uh, they weren’t Horatio and Jane but I’ll say “''Horatio and Jane.''” And the cab driver said to me, and I’m like schlepping all my equipment (Don’t Worry, I’m doing fine. But I appreciate your cards and cottage cheese donations). So I get in the cab and I give him the cross streets and he said ''“Is that in Manhattan?” &lt;br /&gt;
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and I said, ugh, you know what, now that I think about it I was kind of an asshole. [sighs] I said “''Why don’t you look it up?''” Alright. I know that’s rude. I know I shouldn’t have said that and I don’t need to be touchy, but I was waiting in the cab for a rain for a long time you guys.  So I said: &amp;quot;'why don’t you look it up?''..and then he said  [laughs] and then he said [heavy NY accent] ''Why don’t you get another fucking cab?'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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[laughing] This is a real conversation. &lt;br /&gt;
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'''This is like. This is like what people think New York is like:'''&lt;br /&gt;
[16:00]  [Thick NY Accent] '''''&amp;quot;Why don’t you look it up? Why don’t you get another fucking cab.&amp;quot;''''' [/Thick NY Accent]&lt;br /&gt;
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Then we just both broke down and I was like please be nice to me and he was like you be nice to me and I was like you’re right I’m sorry and then everything was fine and I tipped him like $10 or something. Oh I tipped him $10. What a great end of the story. [seductive voice] You know, the good news is I tipped him $10. [/seductive voice] &lt;br /&gt;
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What a. Uh. The people who talk about money in general are really my most favorite people in the world, which is my favorite Barbara Streisand lyric. Speaking of Barbara Streisand---two guests on this week’s show---two Barbara Streisand anecdotes. That’s right. I don’t plan this stuff. It just happens organically. &lt;br /&gt;
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Other things that happened this week:&lt;br /&gt;
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Herman McCain [sp?] is now in the Rock’N Roll Hall of Fame and the GoGos are not. Which is bullshit. Our friend  [John Ross Bowey ??]. pointed this out on Twitter. &lt;br /&gt;
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Bull-shit. Why is Herman McCain in the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame? Also, the thing about Herman Cane, I’m done clownin’ around. Is that he seems-- he looks like a person who has been, in our public consciousness forever. Like, Doesn’t he look like someone where you’re like, “''Oh Yeah, it’s Herman McCain?''” We’ve only known him for a few months and, yet, I’ve grown accustom to his face. Now he’s dead. &lt;br /&gt;
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Occupy Broadway happened.&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh my god. I gotta, I gotta read you guys this list. There was an event. I had to actually go to midtown last weekend to interview a lovely celebrity for Bust Magazine. OH! I meant---I interviewed Carrie Fisher, by the way, for the new Bust Magazine, which is, which I guess is on the stands now. But anyway that was really fun and please read that, and Carrie Fisher’s book is cray-cray. SO I was going to Midtown last weekend and I’ll tell you when that thing is out because it’s very exciting. But. While I was there. &lt;br /&gt;
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'''Time Square was a zoo because there was something called “''Occupy Broadway''” scheduled.''' &lt;br /&gt;
And III do not mean any disrespect for any of the acts that were there. I get. Look. I am completely in favor—as I mentioned in the past; Nobody hates a drum circle more than I do. But I am completely in favor of the Occupy Wall Street protestors, I hope it goes on forever. And I, what am I going to..support the bad guys? That said. &lt;br /&gt;
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The lineup of this “''Occupy Broadway''” show, with the exception of our friend Mike Daisy, who uh is terrific, and for whom I have more respect than… frankly, most of the people I saw today on Madison on 31st. They looked like slobs. &lt;br /&gt;
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You know, if you’re leaving the house, maybe, I don’t know, just, maybe just think about it. &lt;br /&gt;
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SO he’s fine with me but the rest of the people on this list, oh, what a list. It’s like a shopping list of like I don’t want to say of “garbage people,”but just people that make you sigh. Like when you find out your son is into riding a unicycle now. You’re like [sigh]. So this is the schedule for “Occupy Broadway:” &lt;br /&gt;
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== Origin of the episode title ==&lt;br /&gt;
Julie says she would like to see Kristen Schaal host a show called &amp;quot;Twittertudes,&amp;quot; which, you already know the premise if you think about it for like a second. So it's that, but also Schaal would wear a long blazer and no pants.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Discussed ==&lt;br /&gt;
On this week's episode of How Was Your Week, the hilarious and adorable KRISTEN SCHAAL joins Julie to discuss the best and worst Christmas gifts she's ever received, her hatred of high-heeled shoes, and the hazards of tweeting about our president after drinking a martini.&lt;br /&gt;
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Then, the gorgeous comic actress ARI GRAYNOR talks about her new film, The Sitter, what it's like to be typecast as &amp;quot;the girl who receives oral sex in the first scene of things,&amp;quot; getting brutal notes from Woody Allen, and how Barbra Streisand makes an entrance on set.&lt;br /&gt;
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Also, Julie relays a disconcerting, perhaps too-long story about an idiot in a dog park who didn't understand what Basset Hounds are really about, reveals the size of Spanx she wears, explains why she's fun to have at a party, and joyfully relays Spoony's Boardwalk Empire recaps for your pleasure.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Trivia ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Julie opens the episode a rendition of &amp;quot;All I Want For Christmas Is You&amp;quot;/&amp;quot;All I Want For Dinner Is Stew&amp;quot; and it's amazing.&lt;br /&gt;
* The people who deserve to die are: war criminals and people who tweet Julie when she tweets about not being able to sleep.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Download the Episode ==&lt;br /&gt;
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== Monologue Transcript== **Pending 3/30 Completion**==&lt;br /&gt;
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[Julie singing to the tune of “All I want for Christmas”] ''Make my wish come true. Baby all I want for Christmas is youuuuuu. Ooooo. All I want for dinnerrrrrr issssssssss stew''&lt;br /&gt;
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Thank you, thank you very much. Hello everybody. Julie Klausner here for another episode of How Was Your Week. That was Mar--- How is that not? Thank you, please stop applauding, it’s a podcast, no one can hear you. &lt;br /&gt;
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I am always agog or a-gasped or both as to uh How was that not..How was that not written by WHAM! ? that that song… that lovely tune..made popular by Maria Corey &lt;br /&gt;
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I am in, you know what I’m in, frankly, a Holidaze…D-A-Z-E bec--Are you like me? Are you tearing out your hair, in a matter not unlike a mentally ill person? Around this time of year. Right? Is this stressful or is this stressful?&lt;br /&gt;
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I feel like in my head. It’s. As I speak to you now it’s December 8th, Thursday night, as your listening now it’s December 9th but it may as well be next year already. Where did December go? It’s still here, but in our heads, it’s OVER. Because we pack things in. and then OH!&lt;br /&gt;
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So this week is been busy for me, and this next week I think is also gonna be busy in terms of work.. then it will be NOTHING! Everyone will be gone. It will just be, the only thing you’ll be able to hear instead of your blood charging your ears. Charging? Rushing..your ears? Which is a normal stress response, I’ve decided to tell myself. Uh all you’ll be able to hear in a couple of weeks are the echoes of your own loneliness. OR your family’s criticism. That’s MY take on the HoliD-A-Z-E. But it is sort of suddenly Christmas. Now also I have so many emails..did..is this like new that I guess maybe Black Friday..I’ve never gotten so many emails from, YES from SPANX, SPANX.COM has my, they have my number, as-as-as it said. What do I wear in a Spanx? I wear like a two. Um but they also have my email. I’ve gotten more solisitis. &lt;br /&gt;
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Also I guess it’s the beginning of the month so you get like “Hey everybody I’m doing shows this month.” [Julie stuttering] Not that I haven’t invited people to shows and I have deluged them in my past. In fact, when I repent, uh that’ll be a new fun feature on the show, “when I repent.. I will…” let’s just…of the things that I regret, it’s like over-plugging my Improv shows in my 20s. and if you’re listening and I sent you those emails from my old AOL, I really, I am truly sorry. If it’s..if it’s of any comfort, I beat myself up over it everyday.&lt;br /&gt;
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I have been weeding through a lot of those things, and then I’ve also been uh working at home on a couple of writing things and when I’m not doing that I take these uh walks, like ANGRY walks, and then at a certain point I become less angry around ooooo I’d say like when I’m doubling back.. I guess like 45 minutes in? I just have like a natural anger level of like.. I’m gonna go back to 2 if we’re going on the SPANX scale. Which I appreciate it being very Tetris-y, if you look at the back of stockings package you could say “oh this is where I am” and it’s completely normal. &lt;br /&gt;
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You know what this anger I speak of. First of all, Yes, it is legitimate rage. Because W-W-Woman is the N-word of the world, and I believe that in my heart. And as, again, I’m saying this on December 8th which I guess is the anniversary of both—According to Twitter—It’s the anniversary of both John Lennon’s death and Jim Morrison’s birth which is, first of all, way more classic rock trivia than I am physically able to process. But also, a reminder, that women are garbage. And of course I’m angry about it! But that’s not---it really has to do more with oh get out of the house and have some balance, and the sun sets at like 2pm. &lt;br /&gt;
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So anyway, I’m on this angry walk, Sunday, and I usually end up at uhh a park, we’ll say, near me, near where I live, and I go about my business. And there’s a dog park there, obviously, and I’ll just sort of like lean on the fence and watch the dogs---in a---I don’t think it’s a pervy way—I think it’s like a nice kinda thing to do. Cause I enjoy them. I enjoy watching the dogs. And and then you know also, that’s also the thing where I peak, and then then like I’m no longer angry and it’s healthy and III am fine with it and you should be too. &lt;br /&gt;
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So I was there on Sunday, I was watching the dogs and there happened to have been a-a beautiful Basset, like a very very fit uh gentleman, who um was ac--remarkably active uh he was chasing other dogs, he was running back and forth, his ears were going to and they were also going fro, and I was…oh and then like a dog would jump over the fence to get into an area and The Basset would howl at it as though it were using..it was pretty unfairly using his advantage to do exactly that and then the other dog would come back and I would say “this is terrific”. This is better than the The Descendants, first of all, and many other motion pictures for which I’ve paid good money and also I-I told you about my screeners, (deep oh) ohhh my precious precious, if you want my screener of The Descendants, it’s yours, this is not even a contest because, you LOSE, you know what I mean. So &lt;br /&gt;
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I’m watching the dogs and I’m slowly beginning to thaw out from the week. I don’t want to get into it with you because it’s boring but and just I had a lot more work to do than I had exp—I was sort of feeling like “oh I made my deadline, it’s all you know, it’s just easy sailing”, and then I was on like Willy Wonka’s tunnel boat, where there’s eyeballs, and you know what the boat, it was not a fun boat, it wasn’t like the boat Cher sang out and and the sailors..those were not..although that’s funny that like—Cher chose the one boat, those sailors were NOT interested in raping her. Of any. Anyway. So I am at this dog run as I mentioned, beginning to slowly thaw out from the stressful weekend and week that I’ve had writing even though I thought that it’s done and it’s totally not and I’m beginning to feel really good, I’m watching this gorgeous basset hound, and ok so this guy comes by, just stands right next to me, and he’s with a woman, and they’re clearly on a date, and like not—they’re not comfortable yet, so I guess it was a new date. [7:21]&lt;br /&gt;
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And the guy was saying things about the dogs, in order to impress his date. He was like trying to impress this woman with uh Tidbits. Trivia. Knowledge. Facts. Um about breeds of dogs that he had learned from..um well frankly, you know that he had learned from um a tablet of lies because he knew NOTHING about dogs. It was like a real Marshall McLuhan scene in Annie Hall…except that I didn’t, I wasn’t invested enough to tell him he knew nothing of… frankly, God’s work.&lt;br /&gt;
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So this guy is standing next to me. I’m enjoying watching this beautiful basset hound, and he says to this woman, he says ''“Oh. Boxers make me laugh.”'' First of all, thank you very much sir. And then there’s this Boxer who was very cute and he had this like dopey tongue like there are some dogs that can’t put their tongues in their mouths, or, they just like at rest, their tongues are just kind of out. and it’s really cute. So they had noticed that, and he laughed a little too loud loud. And said to the dog, but like for the benefit of the woman he was with, he goes “Hey buddy…. your tongue’s supposed to go INSIDE your face.” Oh was that embarrassing. &lt;br /&gt;
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If I were a dog I would have just ripped his face off, chimp style. I would have gone Charla Nash on him. So that was the first thing that just was irritating. Also, I can’t emphasize enough, he was right next to me. He must have been an inch away. And there was plenty of room on either side of the Angry Walking Girl. So the girl that he is on a date with is-is just kind of smiling and nodding as, was her, as she was tasked to do. I mean I guess he was an OK looking guy, and God knows, Ladies, I do not envy, there is not a lot of good guys. Am I? I don’t mean to be like ''“Oh there’s a man drought! I’m gonna write a trend piece!”'' but like..there really is a disparity of like, I mean you put up with a lot, is what I’m saying.&lt;br /&gt;
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So I’m like alright, this girl’s, you know, just trying to make the best of it, this guy’s decent looking, but you know he really is just a schmuck in so many ways. So then, he goes after he gives his opinion about Boxers, he sees the Basset Hound--- he sees my pride and joy bounding back and forth, lust for life, Perfect 10, this dog is like absolutely, a, you know, just a-just-a beautiful, beautiful dog..and HE SAYS to his date, this moron, he says  ''“Oh check out the Bassett Hound. Bassett Hounds are infamous for being dumb”''&lt;br /&gt;
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[noises of shock and flabbergast emitted by Julie, followed by stuttering]&lt;br /&gt;
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I mean….I just….still…..I am…..I just….I didn’t even….I couldn’t even…I mean what was I supposed to do&lt;br /&gt;
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And then he goes “they’re basically..they’re infamous for being dumb” which is a LIE, they’re stubborn, they’re not dumb dogs. There are some dumb dogs. And then he goes “they’re basically noses with ears.” OH, I HATED THIS GUY. If this guy is listening, first of all that’s super weird, second of all if I ever see you again, and I remember…&lt;br /&gt;
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You know those people that are like “I remember faces” and you’re like “Congratulations! You’re not autistic.” Or something like that. [laughs] That’s a fun. Here’s some holiday party tips….. say that a lot. Also get into arguments. And eat a lot of just like, wet things (soup, gravy). &lt;br /&gt;
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So anyway, that guy SUCKED. &lt;br /&gt;
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It’s not like I can’t go back in time and say “oh, I should have said this”. I just remember being disgusted and offended. And it was as though I was overhearing somebody talking about, like a group of people. Oh like “redheads are…”---Patti Stang-aire, snake woman extraordinaire. &lt;br /&gt;
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Patti Stanger, by the way, was uh.. what a fucking liar. &lt;br /&gt;
I saw her on Part 2 of the Reunion (of course I watched it)&lt;br /&gt;
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Her tits were up to her chin. And she was like. That---by the way—was not a low-cut dress and she managed to have neck cleavage. Which is frankly impressive. She just lies. Oh “”I never said redheads were freaks””, I just said that “”millionaires don’t pick them””, and then I’m like ““I need to be doing my work.”” Other things I want to talk about from this week are, oh, Tracy Gold has a new show called “Starving Secrets.” It’s terrific. It’s the best show I’ve ever seen. Why isn’t everybody talking about this show? This show is so good.&lt;br /&gt;
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They follow two anorexics. By the way—based on, even though the title is “Starving Secrets&amp;quot;-- they don’t you know give you secrets for like, you know, getting down to that perfect 67 pounds, but there is um, you know it’s interesting because, yes I love watching atrocities, although I’m done with Toddlers and Tiaras, for now, I think. I think this ep--I was just like, you know what..Maybe it was Jerry Sandusky. Is that how you pronounce his name? He’s got a pair of bucky beaver teeth. You know what, it kind of makes me laugh.&lt;br /&gt;
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Starving Secrets with Tracy Gold, she follows two women with eating disorders. Maybe there are men in the future, I hope not. They follow the women through rehab. So it’s different than Intervention in that you don’t just see the before. Well I guess Intervention is like 90% before and then they’re like.. “oh we’ll just put some white text on black screens” just coursing, that music is incredible, and then they’ll be like “They’re fine!” or like “They’re dead!”&lt;br /&gt;
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This is good. Because it shows the process. And it’s not like Celebrity Rehab. Although saying something’s good and not like Celebrity Rehab is not something that like, I’m not going to go on record and be like “this is why it’s good because it’s NOT like Celebrity..” because Celebrity Rehab was terrific in a lot of ways, and in a lot of ways one of the worst things I’ve ever seen.&lt;br /&gt;
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Follows the process in exactly how hard it is to overcome an eating disorder. There were all these Jewish. OH god they were all so educated. Ladies, please, just let it jiggle. Like, if your, Patti Stangaire, you know what—push your tits up to your chin. Who gives a shit? Really. That’s my attitude toward body stuff more and more like “''Who gives a shit?''” or also like “''it’s none of your business.''” What’s below my face? Who cares. “''So what? Who Cares?''”&lt;br /&gt;
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So they’re showing Devora. And I was like by the way, “''she’s not gonna make it”''. Spoiler Alert: She’s doing better, Thank God, and I mean that in all seriousness. So they’re showing Devora how to measure cottage cheese and she’s having a panic attack and they’re like, they’re showing you “''this is half a cup''” “''it is 2% instead of 1%''” and she is losing her mind. I don’t know but this is good television to me. &lt;br /&gt;
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The other thing I want to mention in terms of the holiday, oh just the distinctively bad Ghostbuster-ian. Ghosbusters-ian-vibes that are New York City around the you know, the like, the most wonderful time of the year in the sense of like it’s just crazy. And people have to. I would not go to midtown for a million dollars. [seductive voice] Maybe a million Euros. [/seductive voice]  How do you guys like my [laughs] my political comedy routine? Do you think it’s, uh, cutting edge? I do, too. I had an experience the other day, I was going out..actually to interview ARI GRAYNOR, who is our first guest this week, who is OH is she delicious, so..I..so cute. Again, I am not a gay woman. But. III find her just to be oh what a just like a nectarine. So I was going out to interview her and it was raining the other day. &lt;br /&gt;
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And I had to get a cab in the rain. There is nothing that is more unpleasant than that. And I finallllyyyy got one, and I gave him 2 cross streets in The West Village. That are none of your business. But they were like named streets, uh, they weren’t Horatio and Jane but I’ll say “''Horatio and Jane.''” And the cab driver said to me, and I’m like schlepping all my equipment (Don’t Worry, I’m doing fine. But I appreciate your cards and cottage cheese donations). So I get in the cab and I give him the cross streets and he said ''“Is that in Manhattan?”''&lt;br /&gt;
 and I said, ugh, you know what, now that I think about it I was kind of an asshole. [sighs] I said “''Why don’t you look it up?''” Alright. I know that’s rude. I know I shouldn’t have said that and I don’t need to be touchy, but I was waiting in the cab for a rain for a long time you guys.  So I said: &amp;quot;'why don’t you look it up?''&lt;br /&gt;
..and then he said  [laughs] and then he said [heavy NY accent] ''Why don’t you get another fucking cab?''&lt;br /&gt;
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[laughing] This is a real conversation. &lt;br /&gt;
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'''This is like. This is like what people think New York is like:'''&lt;br /&gt;
[16:00]  [Thick NY Accent] '''''&amp;quot;Why don’t you look it up? Why don’t you get another fucking cab.&amp;quot;''''' [/Thick NY Accent]&lt;br /&gt;
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Then we just both broke down and I was like please be nice to me and he was like you be nice to me and I was like you’re right I’m sorry and then everything was fine and I tipped him like $10 or something. Oh I tipped him $10. What a great end of the story. [seductive voice] You know, the good news is I tipped him $10. [/seductive voice] &lt;br /&gt;
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What a. Uh. The people who talk about money in general are really my most favorite people in the world, which is my favorite Barbara Streisand lyric. Speaking of Barbara Streisand---two guests on this week’s show---two Barbara Streisand anecdotes. That’s right. I don’t plan this stuff. It just happens organically. &lt;br /&gt;
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Other things that happened this week:&lt;br /&gt;
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Herman McCain [sp?] is now in the Rock’N Roll Hall of Fame and the GoGos are not. Which is bullshit. Our friend  [John Ross Bowey ??]. pointed this out on Twitter. &lt;br /&gt;
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Bull-shit. Why is Herman McCain in the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame? Also, the thing about Herman Cane, I’m done clownin’ around. Is that he seems-- he looks like a person who has been, in our public consciousness forever. Like, Doesn’t he look like someone where you’re like, “''Oh Yeah, it’s Herman McCain?''” We’ve only known him for a few months and, yet, I’ve grown accustom to his face. Now he’s dead. &lt;br /&gt;
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Occupy Broadway happened.&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh my god. I gotta, I gotta read you guys this list. There was an event. I had to actually go to midtown last weekend to interview a lovely celebrity for Bust Magazine. OH! I meant---I interviewed Carrie Fisher, by the way, for the new Bust Magazine, which is, which I guess is on the stands now. But anyway that was really fun and please read that, and Carrie Fisher’s book is cray-cray. SO I was going to Midtown last weekend and I’ll tell you when that thing is out because it’s very exciting. But. While I was there. &lt;br /&gt;
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'''Time Square was a zoo because there was something called “''Occupy Broadway''” scheduled.''' &lt;br /&gt;
And III do not mean any disrespect for any of the acts that were there. I get. Look. I am completely in favor—as I mentioned in the past; Nobody hates a drum circle more than I do. But I am completely in favor of the Occupy Wall Street protestors, I hope it goes on forever. And I, what am I going to..support the bad guys? That said. &lt;br /&gt;
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The lineup of this “''Occupy Broadway''” show, with the exception of our friend Mike Daisy, who uh is terrific, and for whom I have more respect than… frankly, most of the people I saw today on Madison on 31st. They looked like slobs. &lt;br /&gt;
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You know, if you’re leaving the house, maybe, I don’t know, just, maybe just think about it. &lt;br /&gt;
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SO he’s fine with me but the rest of the people on this list, oh, what a list. It’s like a shopping list of like I don’t want to say of “garbage people,”but just people that make you sigh. Like when you find out your son is into riding a unicycle now. You’re like [sigh]. So this is the schedule for “Occupy Broadway:” &lt;br /&gt;
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Dec 9, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
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== Guests ==&lt;br /&gt;
Ari Graynor&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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== Origin of the episode title ==&lt;br /&gt;
Julie says she would like to see Kristen Schaal host a show called &amp;quot;Twittertudes,&amp;quot; which, you already know the premise if you think about it for like a second. So it's that, but also Schaal would wear a long blazer and no pants.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Discussed ==&lt;br /&gt;
On this week's episode of How Was Your Week, the hilarious and adorable KRISTEN SCHAAL joins Julie to discuss the best and worst Christmas gifts she's ever received, her hatred of high-heeled shoes, and the hazards of tweeting about our president after drinking a martini.&lt;br /&gt;
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Then, the gorgeous comic actress ARI GRAYNOR talks about her new film, The Sitter, what it's like to be typecast as &amp;quot;the girl who receives oral sex in the first scene of things,&amp;quot; getting brutal notes from Woody Allen, and how Barbra Streisand makes an entrance on set.&lt;br /&gt;
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Also, Julie relays a disconcerting, perhaps too-long story about an idiot in a dog park who didn't understand what Basset Hounds are really about, reveals the size of Spanx she wears, explains why she's fun to have at a party, and joyfully relays Spoony's Boardwalk Empire recaps for your pleasure.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Trivia ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Julie opens the episode a rendition of &amp;quot;All I Want For Christmas Is You&amp;quot;/&amp;quot;All I Want For Dinner Is Stew&amp;quot; and it's amazing.&lt;br /&gt;
* The people who deserve to die are: war criminals and people who tweet Julie when she tweets about not being able to sleep.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Download the Episode ==&lt;br /&gt;
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-40-all-the-fixin-s-kristen-schaal-ari-graynor Episode Link]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Monologue Transcript== **Pending 3/30 Completion**==&lt;br /&gt;
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[Julie singing to the tune of “All I want for Christmas”] ''Make my wish come true. Baby all I want for Christmas is youuuuuu. Ooooo. All I want for dinnerrrrrr issssssssss stew''&lt;br /&gt;
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Thank you, thank you very much. Hello everybody. Julie Klausner here for another episode of How Was Your Week. That was Mar--- How is that not? Thank you, please stop applauding, it’s a podcast, no one can hear you. &lt;br /&gt;
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I am always agog or a-gasped or both as to uh How was that not..How was that not written by WHAM! ? that that song… that lovely tune..made popular by Maria Corey &lt;br /&gt;
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I am in, you know what I’m in, frankly, a Holidaze…D-A-Z-E bec--Are you like me? Are you tearing out your hair, in a matter not unlike a mentally ill person? Around this time of year. Right? Is this stressful or is this stressful?&lt;br /&gt;
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I feel like in my head. It’s. As I speak to you now it’s December 8th, Thursday night, as your listening now it’s December 9th but it may as well be next year already. Where did December go? It’s still here, but in our heads, it’s OVER. Because we pack things in. and then OH!&lt;br /&gt;
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So this week is been busy for me, and this next week I think is also gonna be busy in terms of work.. then it will be NOTHING! Everyone will be gone. It will just be, the only thing you’ll be able to hear instead of your blood charging your ears. Charging? Rushing..your ears? Which is a normal stress response, I’ve decided to tell myself. Uh all you’ll be able to hear in a couple of weeks are the echoes of your own loneliness. OR your family’s criticism. That’s MY take on the HoliD-A-Z-E. But it is sort of suddenly Christmas. Now also I have so many emails..did..is this like new that I guess maybe Black Friday..I’ve never gotten so many emails from, YES from SPANX, SPANX.COM has my, they have my number, as-as-as it said. What do I wear in a Spanx? I wear like a two. Um but they also have my email. I’ve gotten more solisitis. &lt;br /&gt;
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Also I guess it’s the beginning of the month so you get like “Hey everybody I’m doing shows this month.” [Julie stuttering] Not that I haven’t invited people to shows and I have deluged them in my past. In fact, when I repent, uh that’ll be a new fun feature on the show, “when I repent.. I will…” let’s just…of the things that I regret, it’s like over-plugging my Improv shows in my 20s. and if you’re listening and I sent you those emails from my old AOL, I really, I am truly sorry. If it’s..if it’s of any comfort, I beat myself up over it everyday.&lt;br /&gt;
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I have been weeding through a lot of those things, and then I’ve also been uh working at home on a couple of writing things and when I’m not doing that I take these uh walks, like ANGRY walks, and then at a certain point I become less angry around ooooo I’d say like when I’m doubling back.. I guess like 45 minutes in? I just have like a natural anger level of like.. I’m gonna go back to 2 if we’re going on the SPANX scale. Which I appreciate it being very Tetris-y, if you look at the back of stockings package you could say “oh this is where I am” and it’s completely normal. &lt;br /&gt;
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You know what this anger I speak of. First of all, Yes, it is legitimate rage. Because W-W-Woman is the N-word of the world, and I believe that in my heart. And as, again, I’m saying this on December 8th which I guess is the anniversary of both—According to Twitter—It’s the anniversary of both John Lennon’s death and Jim Morrison’s birth which is, first of all, way more classic rock trivia than I am physically able to process. But also, a reminder, that women are garbage. And of course I’m angry about it! But that’s not---it really has to do more with oh get out of the house and have some balance, and the sun sets at like 2pm. &lt;br /&gt;
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So anyway, I’m on this angry walk, Sunday, and I usually end up at uhh a park, we’ll say, near me, near where I live, and I go about my business. And there’s a dog park there, obviously, and I’ll just sort of like lean on the fence and watch the dogs---in a---I don’t think it’s a pervy way—I think it’s like a nice kinda thing to do. Cause I enjoy them. I enjoy watching the dogs. And and then you know also, that’s also the thing where I peak, and then then like I’m no longer angry and it’s healthy and III am fine with it and you should be too. &lt;br /&gt;
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So I was there on Sunday, I was watching the dogs and there happened to have been a-a beautiful Basset, like a very very fit uh gentleman, who um was ac--remarkably active uh he was chasing other dogs, he was running back and forth, his ears were going to and they were also going fro, and I was…oh and then like a dog would jump over the fence to get into an area and The Basset would howl at it as though it were using..it was pretty unfairly using his advantage to do exactly that and then the other dog would come back and I would say “this is terrific”. This is better than the The Descendants, first of all, and many other motion pictures for which I’ve paid good money and also I-I told you about my screeners, (deep oh) ohhh my precious precious, if you want my screener of The Descendants, it’s yours, this is not even a contest because, you LOSE, you know what I mean. So &lt;br /&gt;
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I’m watching the dogs and I’m slowly beginning to thaw out from the week. I don’t want to get into it with you because it’s boring but and just I had a lot more work to do than I had exp—I was sort of feeling like “oh I made my deadline, it’s all you know, it’s just easy sailing”, and then I was on like Willy Wonka’s tunnel boat, where there’s eyeballs, and you know what the boat, it was not a fun boat, it wasn’t like the boat Cher sang out and and the sailors..those were not..although that’s funny that like—Cher chose the one boat, those sailors were NOT interested in raping her. Of any. Anyway. So I am at this dog run as I mentioned, beginning to slowly thaw out from the stressful weekend and week that I’ve had writing even though I thought that it’s done and it’s totally not and I’m beginning to feel really good, I’m watching this gorgeous basset hound, and ok so this guy comes by, just stands right next to me, and he’s with a woman, and they’re clearly on a date, and like not—they’re not comfortable yet, so I guess it was a new date. [7:21]&lt;br /&gt;
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And the guy was saying things about the dogs, in order to impress his date. He was like trying to impress this woman with uh Tidbits. Trivia. Knowledge. Facts. Um about breeds of dogs that he had learned from..um well frankly, you know that he had learned from um a tablet of lies because he knew NOTHING about dogs. It was like a real Marshall McLuhan scene in Annie Hall…except that I didn’t, I wasn’t invested enough to tell him he knew nothing of… frankly, God’s work.&lt;br /&gt;
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So this guy is standing next to me. I’m enjoying watching this beautiful basset hound, and he says to this woman, he says ''“Oh. Boxers make me laugh.”'' First of all, thank you very much sir. And then there’s this Boxer who was very cute and he had this like dopey tongue like there are some dogs that can’t put their tongues in their mouths, or, they just like at rest, their tongues are just kind of out. and it’s really cute. So they had noticed that, and he laughed a little too loud loud. And said to the dog, but like for the benefit of the woman he was with, he goes “Hey buddy…. your tongue’s supposed to go INSIDE your face.” Oh was that embarrassing. &lt;br /&gt;
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If I were a dog I would have just ripped his face off, chimp style. I would have gone Charla Nash on him. So that was the first thing that just was irritating. Also, I can’t emphasize enough, he was right next to me. He must have been an inch away. And there was plenty of room on either side of the Angry Walking Girl. So the girl that he is on a date with is-is just kind of smiling and nodding as, was her, as she was tasked to do. I mean I guess he was an OK looking guy, and God knows, Ladies, I do not envy, there is not a lot of good guys. Am I? I don’t mean to be like ''“Oh there’s a man drought! I’m gonna write a trend piece!”'' but like..there really is a disparity of like, I mean you put up with a lot, is what I’m saying.&lt;br /&gt;
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So I’m like alright, this girl’s, you know, just trying to make the best of it, this guy’s decent looking, but you know he really is just a schmuck in so many ways. So then, he goes after he gives his opinion about Boxers, he sees the Basset Hound--- he sees my pride and joy bounding back and forth, lust for life, Perfect 10, this dog is like absolutely, a, you know, just a-just-a beautiful, beautiful dog..and HE SAYS to his date, this moron, he says  ''“Oh check out the Bassett Hound. Bassett Hounds are infamous for being dumb”''&lt;br /&gt;
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[10:00]&lt;br /&gt;
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[noises of shock and flabbergast emitted by Julie, followed by stuttering]&lt;br /&gt;
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I mean….I just….still…..I am…..I just….I didn’t even….I couldn’t even…I mean what was I supposed to do&lt;br /&gt;
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And then he goes “they’re basically..they’re infamous for being dumb” which is a LIE, they’re stubborn, they’re not dumb dogs. There are some dumb dogs. And then he goes “they’re basically noses with ears.” OH, I HATED THIS GUY. If this guy is listening, first of all that’s super weird, second of all if I ever see you again, and I remember…&lt;br /&gt;
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You know those people that are like “I remember faces” and you’re like “Congratulations! You’re not autistic.” Or something like that. [laughs] That’s a fun. Here’s some holiday party tips….. say that a lot. Also get into arguments. And eat a lot of just like, wet things (soup, gravy). &lt;br /&gt;
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So anyway, that guy SUCKED. &lt;br /&gt;
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[10:53]&lt;br /&gt;
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It’s not like I can’t go back in time and say “oh, I should have said this”. I just remember being disgusted and offended. And it was as though I was overhearing somebody talking about, like a group of people. Oh like “redheads are…”---Patti Stang-aire, snake woman extraordinaire. &lt;br /&gt;
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Patti Stanger, by the way, was uh.. what a fucking liar. &lt;br /&gt;
I saw her on Part 2 of the Reunion (of course I watched it)&lt;br /&gt;
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Her tits were up to her chin. And she was like. That---by the way—was not a low-cut dress and she managed to have neck cleavage. Which is frankly impressive. She just lies. Oh “”I never said redheads were freaks””, I just said that “”millionaires don’t pick them””, and then I’m like ““I need to be doing my work.”” Other things I want to talk about from this week are, oh, Tracy Gold has a new show called “Starving Secrets.” It’s terrific. It’s the best show I’ve ever seen. Why isn’t everybody talking about this show? This show is so good.&lt;br /&gt;
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[12:00]&lt;br /&gt;
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They follow two anorexics. By the way—based on, even though the title is “Starving Secrets&amp;quot;-- they don’t you know give you secrets for like, you know, getting down to that perfect 67 pounds, but there is um, you know it’s interesting because, yes I love watching atrocities, although I’m done with Toddlers and Tiaras, for now, I think. I think this ep--I was just like, you know what..Maybe it was Jerry Sandusky. Is that how you pronounce his name? He’s got a pair of bucky beaver teeth. You know what, it kind of makes me laugh.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Starving Secrets with Tracy Gold, she follows two women with eating disorders. Maybe there are men in the future, I hope not. They follow the women through rehab. So it’s different than Intervention in that you don’t just see the before. Well I guess Intervention is like 90% before and then they’re like.. “oh we’ll just put some white text on black screens” just coursing, that music is incredible, and then they’ll be like “They’re fine!” or like “They’re dead!”&lt;br /&gt;
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This is good. Because it shows the process. And it’s not like Celebrity Rehab. Although saying something’s good and not like Celebrity Rehab is not something that like, I’m not going to go on record and be like “this is why it’s good because it’s NOT like Celebrity..” because Celebrity Rehab was terrific in a lot of ways, and in a lot of ways one of the worst things I’ve ever seen.&lt;br /&gt;
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Follows the process in exactly how hard it is to overcome an eating disorder. There were all these Jewish. OH god they were all so educated. Ladies, please, just let it jiggle. Like, if your, Patti Stangaire, you know what—push your tits up to your chin. Who gives a shit? Really. That’s my attitude toward body stuff more and more like “''Who gives a shit?''” or also like “''it’s none of your business.''” What’s below my face? Who cares. “''So what? Who Cares?''”&lt;br /&gt;
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So they’re showing Devora. And I was like by the way, “''she’s not gonna make it”''. Spoiler Alert: She’s doing better, Thank God, and I mean that in all seriousness. So they’re showing Devora how to measure cottage cheese and she’s having a panic attack and they’re like, they’re showing you “''this is half a cup''” “''it is 2% instead of 1%''” and she is losing her mind. I don’t know but this is good television to me. &lt;br /&gt;
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The other thing I want to mention in terms of the holiday, oh just the distinctively bad Ghostbuster-ian. Ghosbusters-ian-vibes that are New York City around the you know, the like, the most wonderful time of the year in the sense of like it’s just crazy. And people have to. I would not go to midtown for a million dollars. [seductive voice] Maybe a million Euros. [/seductive voice]  How do you guys like my [laughs] my political comedy routine? Do you think it’s, uh, cutting edge? I do, too. I had an experience the other day, I was going out..actually to interview ARI GRAYNOR, who is our first guest this week, who is OH is she delicious, so..I..so cute. Again, I am not a gay woman. But. III find her just to be oh what a just like a nectarine. So I was going out to interview her and it was raining the other day. &lt;br /&gt;
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And I had to get a cab in the rain. There is nothing that is more unpleasant than that. And I finallllyyyy got one, and I gave him 2 cross streets in The West Village. That are none of your business. But they were like named streets, uh, they weren’t Horatio and Jane but I’ll say “''Horatio and Jane.''” And the cab driver said to me, and I’m like schlepping all my equipment (Don’t Worry, I’m doing fine. But I appreciate your cards and cottage cheese donations). So I get in the cab and I give him the cross streets and he said ''“Is that in Manhattan?”''&lt;br /&gt;
 and I said, ugh, you know what, now that I think about it I was kind of an asshole. [sighs] I said “''Why don’t you look it up?''” Alright. I know that’s rude. I know I shouldn’t have said that and I don’t need to be touchy, but I was waiting in the cab for a rain for a long time you guys.  So I said: “''why don’t you look it up?''”..and then he said  [laughs] and then he said [heavy NY accent] &lt;br /&gt;
“''Why don’t you get another fucking cab?''” &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[laughing] This is a real conversation. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''This is like. This is like what people think New York is like:'''&lt;br /&gt;
[16:00]  [Thick NY Accent] '''''&amp;quot;Why don’t you look it up? Why don’t you get another fucking cab.&amp;quot;''''' [/Thick NY Accent]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Then we just both broke down and I was like please be nice to me and he was like you be nice to me and I was like you’re right I’m sorry and then everything was fine and I tipped him like $10 or something. Oh I tipped him $10. What a great end of the story. [seductive voice] You know, the good news is I tipped him $10. [/seductive voice] &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
What a. Uh. The people who talk about money in general are really my most favorite people in the world, which is my favorite Barbara Streisand lyric. Speaking of Barbara Streisand---two guests on this week’s show---two Barbara Streisand anecdotes. That’s right. I don’t plan this stuff. It just happens organically. &lt;br /&gt;
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Other things that happened this week:&lt;br /&gt;
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Herman McCain [sp?] is now in the Rock’N Roll Hall of Fame and the GoGos are not. Which is bullshit. Our friend  [John Ross Bowey ??]. pointed this out on Twitter. &lt;br /&gt;
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Bull-shit. Why is Herman McCain in the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame? Also, the thing about Herman Cane, I’m done clownin’ around. Is that he seems-- he looks like a person who has been, in our public consciousness forever. Like, Doesn’t he look like someone where you’re like, “''Oh Yeah, it’s Herman McCain?''” We’ve only known him for a few months and, yet, I’ve grown accustom to his face. Now he’s dead. &lt;br /&gt;
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[17:00]&lt;br /&gt;
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Occupy Broadway happened.&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh my god. I gotta, I gotta read you guys this list. There was an event. I had to actually go to midtown last weekend to interview a lovely celebrity for Bust Magazine. OH! I meant---I interviewed Carrie Fisher, by the way, for the new Bust Magazine, which is, which I guess is on the stands now. But anyway that was really fun and please read that, and Carrie Fisher’s book is cray-cray. SO I was going to Midtown last weekend and I’ll tell you when that thing is out because it’s very exciting. But. While I was there. &lt;br /&gt;
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'''Time Square was a zoo because there was something called “''Occupy Broadway''” scheduled.''' &lt;br /&gt;
And III do not mean any disrespect for any of the acts that were there. I get. Look. I am completely in favor—as I mentioned in the past; Nobody hates a drum circle more than I do. But I am completely in favor of the Occupy Wall Street protestors, I hope it goes on forever. And I, what am I going to..support the bad guys? That said. &lt;br /&gt;
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The lineup of this “''Occupy Broadway''” show, with the exception of our friend Mike Daisy, who uh is terrific, and for whom I have more respect than… frankly, most of the people I saw today on Madison on 31st. They looked like slobs. &lt;br /&gt;
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You know, if you’re leaving the house, maybe, I don’t know, just, maybe just think about it. &lt;br /&gt;
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SO he’s fine with me but the rest of the people on this list, oh, what a list. It’s like a shopping list of like I don’t want to say of “garbage people,”but just people that make you sigh. Like when you find out your son is into riding a unicycle now. You’re like [sigh]. So this is the schedule for “Occupy Broadway:” &lt;br /&gt;
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Started with “Rude Mechanical Orchestra”. We’re already in the steampunk zone.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/full-deenie-ep-197 197]&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;quot;I'm against killing time as I have been since I read ''The Phantom Tollbooth'' and that dog said don't do it.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/louis-peitzman-a-handsome-on-your-test-ep-190 190]&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;quot;Children aren't interesting until they're gay.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/louis-peitzman-a-handsome-on-your-test-ep-190 190]&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;quot;That is a really expert way to stay hungry, is to have a bowl of Special K in the morning. And I know because I lived through the 80s.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/jon-leary 186]&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;quot;I like to go on little adventures in my mind.  I call them super staycations Time Out New York if you're listening.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/natasha-lyonne 181]&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;quot;Rabbis were the original Buzzfeed.  They loved listing things.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/natasha-lyonne 181]&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;quot;The only thing more personal than talking about your happiness is telling someone what you ate this week--everything you ate.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/joshua-wolf-shenk 180]&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;quot;None of us can look at Lauren Bacall Hard enough to absorb what she was serving in the 40s.  It was pointy and soft at the same time. The sharpness of her nose would give you a paper cut and the softness of her hair would make you hungry for bread.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/podcast/david-reese-ep-179 179]&lt;br /&gt;
| &amp;quot;One time I coined the phrase, “She has a clit like a cherry tomato.” I never got to use that in any of my comedy skits.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 178: &amp;quot;One of the Few Living People That Has A Ghost&amp;quot; | 178]]&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;quot;My osteopath emailed me a link to his first published poem. Let me repeat that. My osteopath emailed me a link to his first published poem. It was in the Huffington Post and it was very good. And I said, 'You know what? The weather's nice inside this New Yorker cartoon that I suddenly live in.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/nathan-fielder-the-smaller-the-cats-ep-177 177]&lt;br /&gt;
| &amp;quot;The ice cream around it is sort of a suspension, like a vase that holds flowers&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/nathan-fielder-the-smaller-the-cats-ep-177 177]&lt;br /&gt;
| &amp;quot;I will judge anyone who drinks Pims. Pims is gross.  Eat a candle. Drink potpourri.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/scott-king-false-chunk-ep-176 176]&lt;br /&gt;
| &amp;quot;My attitude, ladies and gentlemen, and I've said this before on this very show is when I have a problem, my solution is to throw cats at it. The more existential the problem, the more unsolvable arguably the problem is, the more cats I throw OR the smaller the cats are I throw, such as kittens. Anyway, I just really think it's a great idea and probably would feel a lot better if I have six or seven kittens.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/emily-gould-occasional-benevolence-based-on-their-scratch-parts-ep-174 174]&lt;br /&gt;
| &amp;quot;The main thing that happened on Monday is that I'm pretty sure Annette Benning came on to me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/emily-gould-occasional-benevolence-based-on-their-scratch-parts-ep-174 174]&lt;br /&gt;
| (re: Taylor Swift) &amp;quot;...I feel like she's human Diet Coke.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/podcast/emily-gould-occasional-benevolence-based-on-their-scratch-parts-ep-174 174]&lt;br /&gt;
| &amp;quot;''Deep in his heart, he's just, he's just a boy.'' Ugh.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/podcast/emily-gould-occasional-benevolence-based-on-their-scratch-parts-ep-174 174]&lt;br /&gt;
| &amp;quot;If you put that on my foot, Cinderella or cadaver style, there is no way my foot would not reject that shoe.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/podcast/tara-ariano-our-generation's-nessie-ep-170 170]&lt;br /&gt;
| &amp;quot;A snake without Alice Copper is like a day without sunshine.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/jolie-kerr-pus-town-ep-169 169]&lt;br /&gt;
| “There is no place for me in the poem community, I’ve decided. When Patti Smith is up there, reading a poem, I’m in the audience checking my watch, wondering when the internet will be invented (so I can y’know get more candy crush lives or something)…”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/seth-rogen-a-working-heart-ep-165 165]&lt;br /&gt;
| &amp;quot;I like that there are never any electric guitar solos on gay pride floats. There's very seldom, like, a man in jean shorts... shredding.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/podcast/juliette-danielle-thats-the-twist-ep-164 164]&lt;br /&gt;
| &amp;quot;We are so lucky to be alive when RuPaul is alive.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/morgan-murphy-andrew-and-sunshine-ep-155 155]&lt;br /&gt;
| &amp;quot;All I know is it’s silly to chase fun when all you need is the ground underneath you to be solid. And I don’t expect to be one of those people that does cartwheels in yogurt commercials. I wanna be the cartoon character in that antidepressant ad who has, like, little lines under her eyes, and the divot in the middle of the pill is the pill’s mouth… have you seen this ad? It’s very good. It’s for Abilify, which is not a word.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/podcast/dana-gould-ep-152 152]&lt;br /&gt;
| &amp;quot;I'm a little cranky. I'm also fine. I contain multitudes.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/podcast/dana-gould-ep-152 152]&lt;br /&gt;
| (re: Bones) &amp;quot;Now I know what America is up to at night, when I am just peacefully refreshing my twitter mentions over and over again&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/karen-kilgariff-to-talk-to-you-about-rembrandt-ep-151 151]&lt;br /&gt;
| &amp;quot;Why would anyone, anyone, ANYONE, even a dog, especially a dog, waste a steak on a swollen eye? It's the most expensive ice pack in the world! Get some goddamn frozen peas, you bourgeoisie, yuppy piece of shit.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/karen-kilgariff-to-talk-to-you-about-rembrandt-ep-151 151]&lt;br /&gt;
| &amp;quot;Yoko Ono is delightful and every time somebody over 35 or 40 makes a joke about how Yoko stinks, or Yoko's bad at singing, or Yoko's crazy, or Yoko broke up the Beatles... Every time that happens, a child is born and that child will help to overthrow the baby boomer hubris-fueled patriarchal institution that perpetuates jokes that aren't funny and that just come from false premises SUCH AS 'Yoko Ono broke up the Beatles', SUCH AS 'The Doors were good', SUCH AS 'Eric Clapton seemed like a good guy you'd just want to hang out with and hear his tunes and his stories.' And that's all FIDDLE FADDLE!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/karen-kilgariff-to-talk-to-you-about-rembrandt-ep-151 151]&lt;br /&gt;
| &amp;quot;We've been tricked, Jerry.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/hwyw-gems-ep-150 150]&lt;br /&gt;
| &amp;quot;The Chateau Marmont is a haunted hovel.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/hwyw-gems-ep-150 150]&lt;br /&gt;
| &amp;quot;I’d rather have a Mormon approaching me with a clipboard and a smile then someone in corporate casual asking me if I want to join some sort of wagering pool.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/sasheer-zamata-ep-147 147]&lt;br /&gt;
| &amp;quot;I just want a teenage girl with too much eye makeup and lip gloss over her cold sore... I just want the TRASHIEST girl with the CRUNCHIEST hair to put something she doesn't need into her bra and walk out of a CVS. That to me is as American as smooching in a car on, what is it, lookout point?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 146: &amp;quot;The Opposite of Rock &amp;amp; Roll&amp;quot;|146]]&lt;br /&gt;
| &amp;quot;We all know we're at the time of the year when a wreath may as well be a noose.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 146: &amp;quot;The Opposite of Rock &amp;amp; Roll&amp;quot;|146]]&lt;br /&gt;
| &amp;quot;I went to a party last weekend in which people insisted on telling me they like &amp;quot;World Music.&amp;quot; So, if that doesn't encourage you to send me money via Paypal, I do not know what does.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/podcast/adam-conover-ep-145 145]&lt;br /&gt;
| &amp;quot;Nate also hates Rachel Ray and I wouldn't be surprised if he had a Google alert set up for Rachel Ray and murder.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/jamala-johns-p-pocket-ep-144 144]&lt;br /&gt;
| &amp;quot;(John Travolta and Olivia Newton John's) version of Baby It's Cold Outside - and I'm including Eraserhead in this - is the weirdest thing I've ever heard or seen.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/jamala-johns-p-pocket-ep-144 144]&lt;br /&gt;
| &amp;quot;When you're around people that are different from you, you realize really quickly that not everybody is delighted by you.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/jamala-johns-p-pocket-ep-144 144]&lt;br /&gt;
| &amp;quot;There are parts of me that I can improve, and one of which is the satisfaction with just doing something instead of doing everything.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/jamala-johns-p-pocket-ep-144 144]&lt;br /&gt;
| &amp;quot;I am trying to smash the patriarchy in dribs and drabs. I do a little bit every day. Like today, for example, I didn't listen to someone!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/jamala-johns-p-pocket-ep-144 144]&lt;br /&gt;
| &amp;quot;Even if I don't know who I am, I like myself&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/steve-young-ep-143 143]&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;quot;I want to hire the following people:  Black Panthers, Women’s Libbers, Gay Fundamentalists, and witches in general.  I don’t care if you do black or white magic.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/jill-soloway-denny-tedesco-episode-142 142]&lt;br /&gt;
| &amp;quot;I tweeted Bill DeBlasio that level 23 of Candy Crush was impossible without buying boosters which I think should be illegal.”&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/camille-paglia-episode-140 140]&lt;br /&gt;
| &amp;quot;Foreplay is so weird and so gross that there was a name for the stuff you had to do to a woman before you got to actually stick it in.”&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/julianne-moore-ep-138 138]&lt;br /&gt;
| &amp;quot;Now, sometimes James Spader wears a hat and sometimes he does not. He is UNBEARABLY sexy on this show, which is a statement I stand by. Sorry. I think James Spader is so goddamned sexy on this show and in general. I don’t care that the hair is gone, I don’t care that he doesn’t look like Steff anymore, he will always be Steff to me, he will always be the guy from Secretary whose name doesn’t matter because YOU ARE SO HORNY that you don’t care.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/chris-elliott-&amp;amp;-jason-woliner-ep-137 137]&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;quot;If the Cowardly Lion were on '''RuPaul’s Drag Race''' so much of my childhood would be less nightmarish, you know?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/tom-ruprecht-walking-ballads-ep-135 135]&lt;br /&gt;
|  Re. new ideas for HWYWiki content: &amp;quot;Favorite Monologue Quotes. Why not? These make me feel good when I don't want to Google my exes. You know what that's called? Dialing Pain.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/tom-ruprecht-walking-ballads-ep-135 135]&lt;br /&gt;
|[https://twitter.com/_andrewjohnston @_andrewjohnston] tweeted: &amp;quot;I picture Alec Baldwin reading the Grey Lady - and that's the only grey lady in his life.&amp;quot; - [https://twitter.com/_andrewjohnston/statuses/386231359947042816]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/tom-ruprecht-walking-ballads-ep-135 135]&lt;br /&gt;
| &amp;quot;I do like that network television was like - what was it people liked about Breaking Bad? It was the hat right? Let's give this guy a hat.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/michael-urie-jonathan-tollins-the-poetry-of-her-tchotchkes-ep-131 131]&lt;br /&gt;
|  &amp;quot;Here's a fun game:  Which Manson family member is your cat? Mine is Ruth Ann, because he's very beautiful and young, but I could be wrong, he might be Diane Lake.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/michael-urie-jonathan-tollins-the-poetry-of-her-tchotchkes-ep-131 131]&lt;br /&gt;
|  &amp;quot;I want a BOYFRIEND!  I said it! It feels so good to FINALLY SAY IT!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/michael-urie-jonathan-tollins-the-poetry-of-her-tchotchkes-ep-131 131]&lt;br /&gt;
|  Re. HWYWiki: &amp;quot;This is your playground, Goddamn it.  Is there a message board on here? I don't know, there should be.  Look, you guys should meet each other, and be comfortable with each other and love each other. Should there be sex? Yes, yes there should be sex.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/michael-urie-jonathan-tollins-the-poetry-of-her-tchotchkes-ep-131 131]&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;quot;Gary the Squirrel tipped Spoony and I’m told that Gary is going to tip Spoony again because he likes the idea of Spoony working for him.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/sklar-talk-ep-128 128]&lt;br /&gt;
| Talking about Redhead Hall of Fame reorganization &amp;quot;I don't want Jack Warden in AHOY.  I think AHOY should only be Robert Loggia.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/tami-sagher-ep-127 127]&lt;br /&gt;
| &amp;quot;How dare you be called Mumford and Sons and not be a yogurt shop made up to look like a country store?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/freedy-johnston-ep-123 123]&lt;br /&gt;
| &amp;quot;Those salads caused AIDS.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ted-leo-ep-122 122]&lt;br /&gt;
| &amp;quot;Ladies when Tom Waitts dies he’s going to be buried in a graveyard and you are going to want to hang out during the day to meet the cool dudes that visit his gravestone to leave their journals.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/gillian-jacobs-ep-121 121]&lt;br /&gt;
| On the discipline of writing &amp;quot;You have to fall through the floor before the walls cave in. It’s a timing issue.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-97-carrie-brownstein-danielle-henderson 97]&lt;br /&gt;
|  &amp;quot;I helped myself to a glass of milk. Isn’t that disgusting? Isn’t that, like, the weirdest, creepiest thing you’ve ever heard of, like, a grown woman drinking a glass of milk? In the commissary area of a workplace that isn’t hers? I would’ve called the cops, if I’d worked there and passed me: 'glug glug glug glug,' 2% too, 'glug glug glug glug glug.'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-96-exactly-like-a-cornish-hen-starlee-kine-noah-garfinkel 96]&lt;br /&gt;
| &amp;quot;I keep a clean home!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-96-exactly-like-a-cornish-hen-starlee-kine-noah-garfinkel 96]&lt;br /&gt;
| &amp;quot;By the way, this podcast is just going to be me describing [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eating_Raoul Eating Raoul]&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/webpage/2012/12/28 95]&lt;br /&gt;
|  Re. 'The Guilt Trip': &amp;quot;... and his mom says, 'Oh, Wal-Mart! My son, I'm so proud, he has a meeting at Wal-Mart!'  That's a dumb person thing to say. That doesn't make sense.  I could get a meeting at Wal-Mart. Could I get a meeting at Wal-Mart? How long would it take for me to get a meeting at Wal-Mart, now that I'm thinking about it?  Would they Google me? Would they be like 'Mmm ... not her'?  That'd be flattering.  People who are paranoid are, ultimately, just like, not spinning it right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-83-p-is-for-pizza-jodi-lennon-jessica-grose 83]&lt;br /&gt;
|  &amp;quot;Anthony Bourdain and his television show, it’s like the living equivalent of The Doors. And Ottavia Bourdain said something on Twitter this week about how she was, like, running out of toilet paper 'cause she had the shits or something like that. (sigh) Oh boy. And we think Honey Boo Boo is the problem.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-74-most-of-the-nooks-gabe-liedman-alison-rich 74]&lt;br /&gt;
| &amp;quot;I will stave off another four hours until I am alone with my own feelings which I do NOT need.&amp;quot; (Re: walking across the Williamsburg Bridge.)&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-30-upstairs-coke-susie-essman-gabe-delahaye 30]&lt;br /&gt;
|  Re. Nancy Grace's nip slip on DWTS: &amp;quot;Nancy Grace's nipple was the other ... (sigh) ... thing we all had in our eyeballs earlier this week.  Here's the anatomy lesson America: That was an aereola.  That was like a purple, wine-stained...saucer...of Nancy.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-30-upstairs-coke-susie-essman-gabe-delahaye 30]&lt;br /&gt;
|  &amp;quot;Emotionally, Americans never mature past the bratty, Christmas-list making children...that all of us...are.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-30-upstairs-coke-susie-essman-gabe-delahaye 30]&lt;br /&gt;
| Regarding Dr. Phil (McGraw): &amp;quot;He doesn't seem like a shrink, he seems like a country doctor who will make a house call...or a barn call...and check on your mule, who's been acting funny.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/podcast/ep-20-bev-s-bananas-maria-bamford 20]&lt;br /&gt;
| &amp;quot;(Smiley Muffin) wanted to do ukulele, I was like 'NO CAT  OF MINE is going to go TWEEP TWEEP TWEEP on the plingy-plings!'&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/podcast/ep-19-she-s-a-cold-soup-rob-delaney-michelle-mc-namara 19]&lt;br /&gt;
|  &amp;quot;...if Hieronymous Bosch had committed it to oils on a canvas, it would be be a showstopper, frankly.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/podcast/ep-19-she-s-a-cold-soup-rob-delaney-michelle-mc-namara 19]&lt;br /&gt;
|  &amp;quot;(LA friends ask me) 'Oh, do you like it here? Would you move here?' and I say 'Yes, if I had a job!' and then I get deadly serious and I say 'GIVE ME A JOB.' And then I show them my breasts and then I flip over the table.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-18-giant-pictures-of-hamburgers-tom-scharpling 18]&lt;br /&gt;
| &amp;quot;Manatees are too good for Florida.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-15-what-s-this-it-s-the-style-ira-glass-anaheed-alani 15]&lt;br /&gt;
| &amp;quot;Libsyn... that's gonna be a baby's name in the next ten years.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-11-enter-dancing-sally-kellerman-paul-scheer 11]&lt;br /&gt;
| &amp;quot;...why hasn't anyone done a sketch called Murphy Brown's Law? Don't write that sketch.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-10-pico-won-t-know-our-baby-jen-kirkman-andrea-rosen-john-gemberling 10]&lt;br /&gt;
| &amp;quot;I can not wrap my head around aughts/eighties yet. I'm not of the generation that thinks it's cute to be like 'Hey everybody, Tony Danza, right?' Fuck you. Come on, give the man some respect.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/hwyw-ep-2-the-taste-of-christmas-morning-rattlesnakes-robert-zemeckis-s-regrets-jesse-murray-s-fave-nyc-movies-of-the-80s-anthony-atamanuik-on-real-housewives 2]&lt;br /&gt;
|  &amp;quot;I watched two Stanley Kubrick movies in a row, which is not...that's me in a bad place.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/hwyw-ep-2-the-taste-of-christmas-morning-rattlesnakes-robert-zemeckis-s-regrets-jesse-murray-s-fave-nyc-movies-of-the-80s-anthony-atamanuik-on-real-housewives 2]&lt;br /&gt;
|  &amp;quot;I think Bill Maher and Anthony Bourdain should have an asshole-off.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|&amp;quot;All dogs is good dogs.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;quot;What's the name of that Ricky Gervais show? Is it 'Martin' or 'Luther'?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;quot;The Peacock, the Eye, the Owl and the Pocketwatch.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|&amp;quot;Will network television ever crack men?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|&lt;br /&gt;
|Re. 'Face Off': &amp;quot;And they had to make giants because they were promoting that giant movie. What's it called, 'Giant'?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;quot;I don't know if Kathryn Bigelow is a lesbian ... but she certainly makes movies like one. It's a compliment! Is it?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;quot;What do you think happened the day Mary went crackers?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
|&lt;br /&gt;
|Julie: Who's the most famous person on 'Dancing with the Stars'? / Billy Eichner: I don't know, Ralph the Motorcycle Mouse!&lt;br /&gt;
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|&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;quot;Matador, by the way, is Spanish for master, from what I understand.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|&amp;quot;Where did Nazis find the time?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|&amp;quot;You can't interview a corpse ... without the right LIGHTING!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|&amp;quot;Who has money I can steal with my nose?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|&amp;quot;Heathcliff is Garfield surrounded by garbage.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|&amp;quot;All of 'Rent' is a little much.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|Julie looks up Foghorn Leghorn on Wikipedia: &amp;quot;'He is a big, white rooster.' Fantastic.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;quot;Open on a six-year-old who's scared and alone. Where is she going today? To school, where no one looks her in the eye.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|&amp;quot;What's Molly?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|&amp;quot;Are you excited about Adam Sandler starring in 'Candyland'?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|&lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;quot;I'm at the point right now where I'd enter into an arranged marriage just to have someone to watch Mad Men with.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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|}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Episode 40: &quot;Twittertudes&quot;</title>
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&lt;div&gt;== Date ==&lt;br /&gt;
Dec 9, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
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== Guests ==&lt;br /&gt;
Ari Graynor&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Kristen Schaal&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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== Origin of the episode title ==&lt;br /&gt;
Julie says she would like to see Kristen Schaal host a show called &amp;quot;Twittertudes,&amp;quot; which, you already know the premise if you think about it for like a second. So it's that, but also Schaal would wear a long blazer and no pants.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Discussed ==&lt;br /&gt;
On this week's episode of How Was Your Week, the hilarious and adorable KRISTEN SCHAAL joins Julie to discuss the best and worst Christmas gifts she's ever received, her hatred of high-heeled shoes, and the hazards of tweeting about our president after drinking a martini.&lt;br /&gt;
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Then, the gorgeous comic actress ARI GRAYNOR talks about her new film, The Sitter, what it's like to be typecast as &amp;quot;the girl who receives oral sex in the first scene of things,&amp;quot; getting brutal notes from Woody Allen, and how Barbra Streisand makes an entrance on set.&lt;br /&gt;
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Also, Julie relays a disconcerting, perhaps too-long story about an idiot in a dog park who didn't understand what Basset Hounds are really about, reveals the size of Spanx she wears, explains why she's fun to have at a party, and joyfully relays Spoony's Boardwalk Empire recaps for your pleasure.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Trivia ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Julie opens the episode a rendition of &amp;quot;All I Want For Christmas Is You&amp;quot;/&amp;quot;All I Want For Dinner Is Stew&amp;quot; and it's amazing.&lt;br /&gt;
* The people who deserve to die are: war criminals and people who tweet Julie when she tweets about not being able to sleep.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Download the Episode ==&lt;br /&gt;
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-40-all-the-fixin-s-kristen-schaal-ari-graynor Episode Link]&lt;br /&gt;
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== Monologue Transcript== **Pending**==&lt;br /&gt;
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[Julie singing to the tune of “All I want for Christmas”] ''Make my wish come true. Baby all I want for Christmas is youuuuuu. Ooooo. All I want for dinnerrrrrr issssssssss stew''&lt;br /&gt;
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Thank you, thank you very much. Hello everybody. Julie Klausner here for another episode of How Was Your Week. That was Mar--- How is that not? Thank you, please stop applauding, it’s a podcast, no one can hear you. &lt;br /&gt;
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I am always agog or a-gasped or both as to uh How was that not..How was that not written by WHAM! ? that that song… that lovely tune..made popular by Maria Corey &lt;br /&gt;
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I am in, you know what I’m in, frankly, a Holidaze…D-A-Z-E bec--Are you like me? Are you tearing out your hair, in a matter not unlike a mentally ill person? Around this time of year. Right? Is this stressful or is this stressful?&lt;br /&gt;
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I feel like in my head. It’s. As I speak to you now it’s December 8th, Thursday night, as your listening now it’s December 9th but it may as well be next year already. Where did December go? It’s still here, but in our heads, it’s OVER. Because we pack things in. and then OH!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So this week is been busy for me, and this next week I think is also gonna be busy in terms of work.. then it will be NOTHING! Everyone will be gone. It will just be, the only thing you’ll be able to hear instead of your blood charging your ears. Charging? Rushing..your ears? Which is a normal stress response, I’ve decided to tell myself. Uh all you’ll be able to hear in a couple of weeks are the echoes of your own loneliness. OR your family’s criticism. That’s MY take on the HoliD-A-Z-E. But it is sort of suddenly Christmas. Now also I have so many emails..did..is this like new that I guess maybe Black Friday..I’ve never gotten so many emails from, YES from SPANX, SPANX.COM has my, they have my number, as-as-as it said. What do I wear in a Spanx? I wear like a two. Um but they also have my email. I’ve gotten more solisitis. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also I guess it’s the beginning of the month so you get like “Hey everybody I’m doing shows this month.” [Julie stuttering] Not that I haven’t invited people to shows and I have deluged them in my past. In fact, when I repent, uh that’ll be a new fun feature on the show, “when I repent.. I will…” let’s just…of the things that I regret, it’s like over-plugging my Improv shows in my 20s. and if you’re listening and I sent you those emails from my old AOL, I really, I am truly sorry. If it’s..if it’s of any comfort, I beat myself up over it everyday.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I have been weeding through a lot of those things, and then I’ve also been uh working at home on a couple of writing things and when I’m not doing that I take these uh walks, like ANGRY walks, and then at a certain point I become less angry around ooooo I’d say like when I’m doubling back.. I guess like 45 minutes in? I just have like a natural anger level of like.. I’m gonna go back to 2 if we’re going on the SPANX scale. Which I appreciate it being very Tetris-y, if you look at the back of stockings package you could say “oh this is where I am” and it’s completely normal. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[4:00]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You know what this anger I speak of. First of all, Yes, it is legitimate rage. Because W-W-Woman is the N-word of the world, and I believe that in my heart. And as, again, I’m saying this on December 8th which I guess is the anniversary of both—According to Twitter—It’s the anniversary of both John Lennon’s death and Jim Morrison’s birth which is, first of all, way more classic rock trivia than I am physically able to process. But also, a reminder, that women are garbage. And of course I’m angry about it! But that’s not---it really has to do more with oh get out of the house and have some balance, and the sun sets at like 2pm. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So anyway, I’m on this angry walk, Sunday, and I usually end up at uhh a park, we’ll say, near me, near where I live, and I go about my business. And there’s a dog park there, obviously, and I’ll just sort of like lean on the fence and watch the dogs---in a---I don’t think it’s a pervy way—I think it’s like a nice kinda thing to do. Cause I enjoy them. I enjoy watching the dogs. And and then you know also, that’s also the thing where I peak, and then then like I’m no longer angry and it’s healthy and III am fine with it and you should be too. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[5:18]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So I was there on Sunday, I was watching the dogs and there happened to have been a-a beautiful Basset, like a very very fit uh gentleman, who um was ac--remarkably active uh he was chasing other dogs, he was running back and forth, his ears were going to and they were also going fro, and I was…oh and then like a dog would jump over the fence to get into an area and The Basset would howl at it as though it were using..it was pretty unfairly using his advantage to do exactly that and then the other dog would come back and I would say “this is terrific”. This is better than the The Descendants, first of all, and many other motion pictures for which I’ve paid good money and also I-I told you about my screeners, (deep oh) ohhh my precious precious, if you want my screener of The Descendants, it’s yours, this is not even a contest because, you LOSE, you know what I mean. So &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I’m watching the dogs and I’m slowly beginning to thaw out from the week. I don’t want to get into it with you because it’s boring but and just I had a lot more work to do than I had exp—I was sort of feeling like “oh I made my deadline, it’s all you know, it’s just easy sailing”, and then I was on like Willy Wonka’s tunnel boat, where there’s eyeballs, and you know what the boat, it was not a fun boat, it wasn’t like the boat Cher sang out and and the sailors..those were not..although that’s funny that like—Cher chose the one boat, those sailors were NOT interested in raping her. Of any. Anyway. So I am at this dog run as I mentioned, beginning to slowly thaw out from the stressful weekend and week that I’ve had writing even though I thought that it’s done and it’s totally not and I’m beginning to feel really good, I’m watching this gorgeous basset hound, and ok so this guy comes by, just stands right next to me, and he’s with a woman, and they’re clearly on a date, and like not—they’re not comfortable yet, so I guess it was a new date. [7:21]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And the guy was saying things about the dogs, in order to impress his date. He was like trying to impress this woman with uh Tidbits. Trivia. Knowledge. Facts. Um about breeds of dogs that he had learned from..um well frankly, you know that he had learned from um a tablet of lies because he knew NOTHING about dogs. It was like a real Marshall McLuhan scene in Annie Hall…except that I didn’t, I wasn’t invested enough to tell him he knew nothing of… frankly, God’s work.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So this guy is standing next to me. I’m enjoying watching this beautiful basset hound, and he says to this woman, he says ''“Oh. Boxers make me laugh.”'' First of all, thank you very much sir. And then there’s this Boxer who was very cute and he had this like dopey tongue like there are some dogs that can’t put their tongues in their mouths, or, they just like at rest, their tongues are just kind of out. and it’s really cute. So they had noticed that, and he laughed a little too loud loud. And said to the dog, but like for the benefit of the woman he was with, he goes “Hey buddy…. your tongue’s supposed to go INSIDE your face.” Oh was that embarrassing. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If I were a dog I would have just ripped his face off, chimp style. I would have gone Charla Nash on him. So that was the first thing that just was irritating. Also, I can’t emphasize enough, he was right next to me. He must have been an inch away. And there was plenty of room on either side of the Angry Walking Girl. So the girl that he is on a date with is-is just kind of smiling and nodding as, was her, as she was tasked to do. I mean I guess he was an OK looking guy, and God knows, Ladies, I do not envy, there is not a lot of good guys. Am I? I don’t mean to be like ''“Oh there’s a man drought! I’m gonna write a trend piece!”'' but like..there really is a disparity of like, I mean you put up with a lot, is what I’m saying.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So I’m like alright, this girl’s, you know, just trying to make the best of it, this guy’s decent looking, but you know he really is just a schmuck in so many ways. So then, he goes after he gives his opinion about Boxers, he sees the Basset Hound--- he sees my pride and joy bounding back and forth, lust for life, Perfect 10, this dog is like absolutely, a, you know, just a-just-a beautiful, beautiful dog..and HE SAYS to his date, this moron, he says  ''“Oh check out the Bassett Hound. Bassett Hounds are infamous for being dumb”''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[10:00]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[noises of shock and flabbergast emitted by Julie, followed by stuttering]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I mean….I just….still…..I am…..I just….I didn’t even….I couldn’t even…I mean what was I supposed to do&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And then he goes “they’re basically..they’re infamous for being dumb” which is a LIE, they’re stubborn, they’re not dumb dogs. There are some dumb dogs. And then he goes “they’re basically noses with ears.” OH, I HATED THIS GUY. If this guy is listening, first of all that’s super weird, second of all if I ever see you again, and I remember…&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You know those people that are like “I remember faces” and you’re like “Congratulations! You’re not autistic.” Or something like that. [laughs] That’s a fun. Here’s some holiday party tips….. say that a lot. Also get into arguments. And eat a lot of just like, wet things (soup, gravy). &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So anyway, that guy SUCKED. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[10:53]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Episode 40: &quot;Twittertudes&quot;</title>
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&lt;div&gt;== Date ==&lt;br /&gt;
Dec 9, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Guests ==&lt;br /&gt;
Ari Graynor&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Kristen Schaal&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Origin of the episode title ==&lt;br /&gt;
Julie says she would like to see Kristen Schaal host a show called &amp;quot;Twittertudes,&amp;quot; which, you already know the premise if you think about it for like a second. So it's that, but also Schaal would wear a long blazer and no pants.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Discussed ==&lt;br /&gt;
On this week's episode of How Was Your Week, the hilarious and adorable KRISTEN SCHAAL joins Julie to discuss the best and worst Christmas gifts she's ever received, her hatred of high-heeled shoes, and the hazards of tweeting about our president after drinking a martini.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Then, the gorgeous comic actress ARI GRAYNOR talks about her new film, The Sitter, what it's like to be typecast as &amp;quot;the girl who receives oral sex in the first scene of things,&amp;quot; getting brutal notes from Woody Allen, and how Barbra Streisand makes an entrance on set.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also, Julie relays a disconcerting, perhaps too-long story about an idiot in a dog park who didn't understand what Basset Hounds are really about, reveals the size of Spanx she wears, explains why she's fun to have at a party, and joyfully relays Spoony's Boardwalk Empire recaps for your pleasure.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Trivia ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Julie opens the episode a rendition of &amp;quot;All I Want For Christmas Is You&amp;quot;/&amp;quot;All I Want For Dinner Is Stew&amp;quot; and it's amazing.&lt;br /&gt;
* The people who deserve to die are: war criminals and people who tweet Julie when she tweets about not being able to sleep.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Download the Episode ==&lt;br /&gt;
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-40-all-the-fixin-s-kristen-schaal-ari-graynor Episode Link]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Monologue Transcript== **Pending**==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[Julie singing to the tune of “All I want for Christmas”] ''Make my wish come true. Baby all I want for Christmas is youuuuuu. Ooooo. All I want for dinnerrrrrr issssssssss stew''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Thank you, thank you very much. Hello everybody. Julie Klausner here for another episode of How Was Your Week. That was Mar--- How is that not? Thank you, please stop applauding, it’s a podcast, no one can hear you. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I am always agog or a-gasped or both as to uh How was that not..How was that not written by WHAM! ? that that song… that lovely tune..made popular by Maria Corey &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I am in, you know what I’m in, frankly, a Holidaze…D-A-Z-E bec--Are you like me? Are you tearing out your hair, in a matter not unlike a mentally ill person? Around this time of year. Right? Is this stressful or is this stressful?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I feel like in my head. It’s. As I speak to you now it’s December 8th, Thursday night, as your listening now it’s December 9th but it may as well be next year already. Where did December go? It’s still here, but in our heads, it’s OVER. Because we pack things in. and then OH!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So this week is been busy for me, and this next week I think is also gonna be busy in terms of work.. then it will be NOTHING! Everyone will be gone. It will just be, the only thing you’ll be able to hear instead of your blood charging your ears. Charging? Rushing..your ears? Which is a normal stress response, I’ve decided to tell myself. Uh all you’ll be able to hear in a couple of weeks are the echoes of your own loneliness. OR your family’s criticism. That’s MY take on the HoliD-A-Z-E. But it is sort of suddenly Christmas. Now also I have so many emails..did..is this like new that I guess maybe Black Friday..I’ve never gotten so many emails from, YES from SPANX, SPANX.COM has my, they have my number, as-as-as it said. What do I wear in a Spanx? I wear like a two. Um but they also have my email. I’ve gotten more solisitis. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also I guess it’s the beginning of the month so you get like “Hey everybody I’m doing shows this month.” [Julie stuttering] Not that I haven’t invited people to shows and I have deluged them in my past. In fact, when I repent, uh that’ll be a new fun feature on the show, “when I repent.. I will…” let’s just…of the things that I regret, it’s like over-plugging my Improv shows in my 20s. and if you’re listening and I sent you those emails from my old AOL, I really, I am truly sorry. If it’s..if it’s of any comfort, I beat myself up over it everyday.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I have been weeding through a lot of those things, and then I’ve also been uh working at home on a couple of writing things and when I’m not doing that I take these uh walks, like ANGRY walks, and then at a certain point I become less angry around ooooo I’d say like when I’m doubling back.. I guess like 45 minutes in? I just have like a natural anger level of like.. I’m gonna go back to 2 if we’re going on the SPANX scale. Which I appreciate it being very Tetris-y, if you look at the back of stockings package you could say “oh this is where I am” and it’s completely normal. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[4:00]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You know what this anger I speak of. First of all, Yes, it is legitimate rage. Because W-W-Woman is the N-word of the world, and I believe that in my heart. And as, again, I’m saying this on December 8th which I guess is the anniversary of both—According to Twitter—It’s the anniversary of both John Lennon’s death and Jim Morrison’s birth which is, first of all, way more classic rock trivia than I am physically able to process. But also, a reminder, that women are garbage. And of course I’m angry about it! But that’s not---it really has to do more with oh get out of the house and have some balance, and the sun sets at like 2pm. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So anyway, I’m on this angry walk, Sunday, and I usually end up at uhh a park, we’ll say, near me, near where I live, and I go about my business. And there’s a dog park there, obviously, and I’ll just sort of like lean on the fence and watch the dogs---in a---I don’t think it’s a pervy way—I think it’s like a nice kinda thing to do. Cause I enjoy them. I enjoy watching the dogs. And and then you know also, that’s also the thing where I peak, and then then like I’m no longer angry and it’s healthy and III am fine with it and you should be too. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[5:18]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So I was there on Sunday, I was watching the dogs and there happened to have been a-a beautiful Basset, like a very very fit uh gentleman, who um was ac--remarkably active uh he was chasing other dogs, he was running back and forth, his ears were going to and they were also going fro, and I was…oh and then like a dog would jump over the fence to get into an area and The Basset would howl at it as though it were using..it was pretty unfairly using his advantage to do exactly that and then the other dog would come back and I would say “this is terrific”. This is better than the The Descendants, first of all, and many other motion pictures for which I’ve paid good money and also I-I told you about my screeners, (deep oh) ohhh my precious precious, if you want my screener of The Descendants, it’s yours, this is not even a contest because, you LOSE, you know what I mean. So &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I’m watching the dogs and I’m slowly beginning to thaw out from the week. I don’t want to get into it with you because it’s boring but and just I had a lot more work to do than I had exp—I was sort of feeling like “oh I made my deadline, it’s all you know, it’s just easy sailing”, and then I was on like Willy Wonka’s tunnel boat, where there’s eyeballs, and you know what the boat, it was not a fun boat, it wasn’t like the boat Cher sang out and and the sailors..those were not..although that’s funny that like—Cher chose the one boat, those sailors were NOT interested in raping her. Of any. Anyway. So I am at this dog run as I mentioned, beginning to slowly thaw out from the stressful weekend and week that I’ve had writing even though I thought that it’s done and it’s totally not and I’m beginning to feel really good, I’m watching this gorgeous basset hound, and ok so this guy comes by, just stands right next to me, and he’s with a woman, and they’re clearly on a date, and like not—they’re not comfortable yet, so I guess it was a new date. [7:21]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And the guy was saying things about the dogs, in order to impress his date. He was like trying to impress this woman with uh Tidbits. Trivia. Knowledge. Facts. Um about breeds of dogs that he had learned from..um well frankly, you know that he had learned from um a tablet of lies because he knew NOTHING about dogs. It was like a real Marshall McLuhan scene in Annie Hall…except that I didn’t, I wasn’t invested enough to tell him he knew nothing of… frankly, God’s work.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So this guy is standing next to me. I’m enjoying watching this beautiful basset hound, and he says to this woman, he says ''“Oh. Boxers make me laugh.”'' First of all, thank you very much sir. And then there’s this Boxer who was very cute and he had this like dopey tongue like there are some dogs that can’t put their tongues in their mouths, or, they just like at rest, their tongues are just kind of out. and it’s really cute. So they had noticed that, and he laughed a little too loud loud. And said to the dog, but like for the benefit of the woman he was with, he goes “Hey buddy…. your tongue’s supposed to go INSIDE your face.” Oh was that embarrassing. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If I were a dog I would have just ripped his face off, chimp style. I would have gone Charla Nash on him. So that was the first thing that just was irritating. Also, I can’t emphasize enough, he was right next to me. He must have been an inch away. And there was plenty of room on either side of the Angry Walking Girl. So the girl that he is on a date with is-is just kind of smiling and nodding as, was her, as she was tasked to do. I mean I guess he was an OK looking guy, and God knows, Ladies, I do not envy, there is not a lot of good guys. Am I? I don’t mean to be like ''“Oh there’s a man drought! I’m gonna write a trend piece!”'' but like..there really is a disparity of like, I mean you put up with a lot, is what I’m saying.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So I’m like alright, this girl’s, you know, just trying to make the best of it, this guy’s decent looking, but you know he really is just a schmuck in so many ways. So then, he goes after he gives his opinion about Boxers, he sees the Basset Hound--- he sees my pride and joy bounding back and forth, lust for life, Perfect 10, this dog is like absolutely, a, you know, just a-just-a beautiful, beautiful dog..and HE SAYS to his date, this moron, he says  ''“Oh check out the Bassett Hound. Bassett Hounds are infamous for being dumb”''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[10:00]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[noises of shock and flabbergast emitted by Julie, followed by stuttering]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I mean….I just….still…..I am…..I just….I didn’t even….I couldn’t even…I mean what was I supposed to do&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And then he goes “they're basically, they’re infamous for being dumb” which is a LIE, they’re stubborn, they're not dumb dogs. There are dumb dogs. Then he goes “they’re basically noses with ears”. Oh I hate this guy. If this guy is listening, first of all that’s superr weird, second of all if I ever see him again.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You know those people who remember faces and you’re like &amp;quot;Congratulations, you’re not autistic!&amp;quot;&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Episode 40: &quot;Twittertudes&quot;</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Courtofappeals: /* Monologue Transcript== **Pending** */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;== Date ==&lt;br /&gt;
Dec 9, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Guests ==&lt;br /&gt;
Ari Graynor&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Kristen Schaal&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Origin of the episode title ==&lt;br /&gt;
Julie says she would like to see Kristen Schaal host a show called &amp;quot;Twittertudes,&amp;quot; which, you already know the premise if you think about it for like a second. So it's that, but also Schaal would wear a long blazer and no pants.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Discussed ==&lt;br /&gt;
On this week's episode of How Was Your Week, the hilarious and adorable KRISTEN SCHAAL joins Julie to discuss the best and worst Christmas gifts she's ever received, her hatred of high-heeled shoes, and the hazards of tweeting about our president after drinking a martini.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Then, the gorgeous comic actress ARI GRAYNOR talks about her new film, The Sitter, what it's like to be typecast as &amp;quot;the girl who receives oral sex in the first scene of things,&amp;quot; getting brutal notes from Woody Allen, and how Barbra Streisand makes an entrance on set.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also, Julie relays a disconcerting, perhaps too-long story about an idiot in a dog park who didn't understand what Basset Hounds are really about, reveals the size of Spanx she wears, explains why she's fun to have at a party, and joyfully relays Spoony's Boardwalk Empire recaps for your pleasure.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Trivia ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Julie opens the episode a rendition of &amp;quot;All I Want For Christmas Is You&amp;quot;/&amp;quot;All I Want For Dinner Is Stew&amp;quot; and it's amazing.&lt;br /&gt;
* The people who deserve to die are: war criminals and people who tweet Julie when she tweets about not being able to sleep.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Download the Episode ==&lt;br /&gt;
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-40-all-the-fixin-s-kristen-schaal-ari-graynor Episode Link]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Monologue Transcript== **Pending**==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[Julie singing to the tune of “All I want for Christmas”] ''Make my wish come true. Baby all I want for Christmas is youuuuuu. Ooooo. All I want for dinnerrrrrr issssssssss stew''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Thank you, thank you very much. Hello everybody. Julie Klausner here for another episode of How Was Your Week. That was Mar--- How is that not? Thank you, please stop applauding, it’s a podcast, no one can hear you. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I am always agog or a-gasped or both as to uh How was that not..How was that not written by WHAM! ? that that song… that lovely tune..made popular by Maria Corey &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I am in, you know what I’m in, frankly, a Holidaze…D-A-Z-E bec--Are you like me? Are you tearing out your hair, in a matter not unlike a mentally ill person? Around this time of year. Right? Is this stressful or is this stressful?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I feel like in my head. It’s. As I speak to you now it’s December 8th, Thursday night, as your listening now it’s December 9th but it may as well be next year already. Where did December go? It’s still here, but in our heads, it’s OVER. Because we pack things in. and then OH!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So this week is been busy for me, and this next week I think is also gonna be busy in terms of work.. then it will be NOTHING! Everyone will be gone. It will just be, the only thing you’ll be able to hear instead of your blood charging your ears. Charging? Rushing..your ears? Which is a normal stress response, I’ve decided to tell myself. Uh all you’ll be able to hear in a couple of weeks are the echoes of your own loneliness. OR your family’s criticism. That’s MY take on the HoliD-A-Z-E. But it is sort of suddenly Christmas. Now also I have so many emails..did..is this like new that I guess maybe Black Friday..I’ve never gotten so many emails from, YES from SPANX, SPANX.COM has my, they have my number, as-as-as it said. What do I wear in a Spanx? I wear like a two. Um but they also have my email. I’ve gotten more solisitis. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also I guess it’s the beginning of the month so you get like “Hey everybody I’m doing shows this month.” [Julie stuttering] Not that I haven’t invited people to shows and I have deluged them in my past. In fact, when I repent, uh that’ll be a new fun feature on the show, “when I repent.. I will…” let’s just…of the things that I regret, it’s like over-plugging my Improv shows in my 20s. and if you’re listening and I sent you those emails from my old AOL, I really, I am truly sorry. If it’s..if it’s of any comfort, I beat myself up over it everyday.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I have been weeding through a lot of those things, and then I’ve also been uh working at home on a couple of writing things and when I’m not doing that I take these uh walks, like ANGRY walks, and then at a certain point I become less angry around ooooo I’d say like when I’m doubling back.. I guess like 45 minutes in? I just have like a natural anger level of like.. I’m gonna go back to 2 if we’re going on the SPANX scale. Which I appreciate it being very Tetris-y, if you look at the back of stockings package you could say “oh this is where I am” and it’s completely normal. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[4:00]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You know what this anger I speak of. First of all, Yes, it is legitimate rage. Because W-W-Woman is the N-word of the world, and I believe that in my heart. And as, again, I’m saying this on December 8th which I guess is the anniversary of both—According to Twitter—It’s the anniversary of both John Lennon’s death and Jim Morrison’s birth which is, first of all, way more classic rock trivia than I am physically able to process. But also, a reminder, that women are garbage. And of course I’m angry about it! But that’s not---it really has to do more with oh get out of the house and have some balance, and the sun sets at like 2pm. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So anyway, I’m on this angry walk, Sunday, and I usually end up at uhh a park, we’ll say, near me, near where I live, and I go about my business. And there’s a dog park there, obviously, and I’ll just sort of like lean on the fence and watch the dogs---in a---I don’t think it’s a pervy way—I think it’s like a nice kinda thing to do. Cause I enjoy them. I enjoy watching the dogs. And and then you know also, that’s also the thing where I peak, and then then like I’m no longer angry and it’s healthy and III am fine with it and you should be too. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[5:18]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So I was there on Sunday, I was watching the dogs and there happened to have been a-a beautiful Basset, like a very very fit uh gentleman, who um was ac--remarkably active uh he was chasing other dogs, he was running back and forth, his ears were going to and they were also going fro, and I was…oh and then like a dog would jump over the fence to get into an area and The Basset would howl at it as though it were using..it was pretty unfairly using his advantage to do exactly that and then the other dog would come back and I would say “this is terrific”. This is better than the The Descendants, first of all, and many other motion pictures for which I’ve paid good money and also I-I told you about my screeners, (deep oh) ohhh my precious precious, if you want my screener of The Descendants, it’s yours, this is not even a contest because, you LOSE, you know what I mean. So &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I’m watching the dogs and I’m slowly beginning to thaw out from the week. I don’t want to get into it with you because it’s boring but and just I had a lot more work to do than I had exp—I was sort of feeling like “oh I made my deadline, it’s all you know, it’s just easy sailing”, and then I was on like Willy Wonka’s tunnel boat, where there’s eyeballs, and you know what the boat, it was not a fun boat, it wasn’t like the boat Cher sang out and and the sailors..those were not..although that’s funny that like—Cher chose the one boat, those sailors were NOT interested in raping her. Of any. Anyway. So I am at this dog run as I mentioned, beginning to slowly thaw out from the stressful weekend and week that I’ve had writing even though I thought that it’s done and it’s totally not and I’m beginning to feel really good, I’m watching this gorgeous basset hound, and ok so this guy comes by, just stands right next to me, and he’s with a woman, and they’re clearly on a date, and like not—they’re not comfortable yet, so I guess it was a new date. [7:21]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And the guy was saying things about the dogs, in order to impress his date. He was like trying to impress this woman with uh Tidbits. Trivia. Knowledge. Facts. Um about breeds of dogs that he had learned from..um well frankly, you know that he had learned from um a tablet of lies because he knew NOTHING about dogs. It was like a real Marshall McLuhan scene in Annie Hall…except that I didn’t, I wasn’t invested enough to tell him he knew nothing of… frankly, God’s work.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So this guy is standing next to me. I’m enjoying watching this beautiful basset hound, and he says to this woman, he says ''“Oh. Boxers make me laugh.”'' First of all, thank you very much sir. And then there’s this Boxer who was very cute and he had this like dopey tongue like there are some dogs that can’t put their tongues in their mouths, or, they just like at rest, their tongues are just kind of out. and it’s really cute. So they had noticed that, and he laughed a little too loud loud. And Says to the dog, but like for the benefit of the woman he was with, he goes “Hey buddy…. your tongue’s supposed to go INSIDE your face.” Oh was that embarrassing. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If I were a dog I would have just ripped his face off, chimp style. I would have gone Charla Nash on him. So that was the first thing that just was irritating. Also, I can’t emphasize enough, he was right next to me. He must have been an inch away. And there was plenty of room on either side of the Angry Walking Girl. So the girl that he is on a date with is-is just kind of smiling and nodding as, was her, as she was tasked to do. I mean I guess he was an OK looking guy, and God knows, Ladies, I do not envy, there is not a lot of good guys. Am I? I don’t mean to be like ''“Oh there’s a man drought! I’m gonna write a trend piece!”'' but like..there really is a disparity of like, I mean you put up with a lot, is what I’m saying.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So I’m like alright, this girl’s just trying to make the best of it, this guy’s decent looking, but you know he really is just a schmuck in so many ways. So then, he goes after he gives his opinion about Boxers, he sees the Basset Hound--- he sees my pride and joy bounding back and forth, lust for life, Perfect 10, this dog is like absolutely, a, you know, just a-just-a beautiful beautiful dog..and HE SAYS to his date, this moron, he says  ''“oh check out the Bassett hound. Bassett hounds are infamous for being dumb”''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[10:00]&lt;br /&gt;
[noises of shock and flabbergast emitted by Julie, followed by stuttering]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I mean….I just….still…..I am…..I just….I didn’t even….I couldn’t even…I mean what was I supposed to do&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And Then he goes “they’re infamous for being dumb” which is a LIE, they’re stubborn, not dumb dogs. Then he goes “they’re basically noses with ears” if this guy is listening, first of all that’s superr weird, second of all if I ever see him again&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	<entry>
		<id>http://www.howwasyourwiki.com/index.php?title=Episode_40:_%22Twittertudes%22&amp;diff=2731</id>
		<title>Episode 40: &quot;Twittertudes&quot;</title>
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		<updated>2016-03-28T22:52:50Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Courtofappeals: /* Monologue Transcript== **Pending** */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;== Date ==&lt;br /&gt;
Dec 9, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Guests ==&lt;br /&gt;
Ari Graynor&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Kristen Schaal&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Origin of the episode title ==&lt;br /&gt;
Julie says she would like to see Kristen Schaal host a show called &amp;quot;Twittertudes,&amp;quot; which, you already know the premise if you think about it for like a second. So it's that, but also Schaal would wear a long blazer and no pants.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Discussed ==&lt;br /&gt;
On this week's episode of How Was Your Week, the hilarious and adorable KRISTEN SCHAAL joins Julie to discuss the best and worst Christmas gifts she's ever received, her hatred of high-heeled shoes, and the hazards of tweeting about our president after drinking a martini.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Then, the gorgeous comic actress ARI GRAYNOR talks about her new film, The Sitter, what it's like to be typecast as &amp;quot;the girl who receives oral sex in the first scene of things,&amp;quot; getting brutal notes from Woody Allen, and how Barbra Streisand makes an entrance on set.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also, Julie relays a disconcerting, perhaps too-long story about an idiot in a dog park who didn't understand what Basset Hounds are really about, reveals the size of Spanx she wears, explains why she's fun to have at a party, and joyfully relays Spoony's Boardwalk Empire recaps for your pleasure.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Trivia ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Julie opens the episode a rendition of &amp;quot;All I Want For Christmas Is You&amp;quot;/&amp;quot;All I Want For Dinner Is Stew&amp;quot; and it's amazing.&lt;br /&gt;
* The people who deserve to die are: war criminals and people who tweet Julie when she tweets about not being able to sleep.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Download the Episode ==&lt;br /&gt;
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-40-all-the-fixin-s-kristen-schaal-ari-graynor Episode Link]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Monologue Transcript== **Pending**==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[Julie singing to the tune of “All I want for Christmas”] ''Make my wish come true. Baby all I want for Christmas is youuuuuu. Ooooo. All I want for dinnerrrrrr issssssssss stew''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Thank you, thank you very much. Hello everybody. Julie Klausner here for another episode of How Was Your Week. That was Mar--- How is that not? Thank you, please stop applauding, it’s a podcast, no one can hear you. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I am always agog or a-gasped or both as to uh How was that not..How was that not written by WHAM! ? that that song… that lovely tune..made popular by Maria Corey &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I am in, you know what I’m in, frankly, a Holidaze…D-A-Z-E bec--Are you like me? Are you tearing out your hair, in a matter not unlike a mentally ill person? Around this time of year. Right? Is this stressful or is this stressful?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I feel like in my head. It’s. As I speak to you now it’s December 8th, Thursday night, as your listening now it’s December 9th but it may as well be next year already. Where did December go? It’s still here, but in our heads, it’s OVER. Because we pack things in. and then OH!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So this week is been busy for me, and this next week I think is also gonna be busy in terms of work.. then it will be NOTHING! Everyone will be gone. It will just be, the only thing you’ll be able to hear instead of your blood charging your ears. Charging? Rushing..your ears? Which is a normal stress response, I’ve decided to tell myself. Uh all you’ll be able to hear in a couple of weeks are the echoes of your own loneliness. OR your family’s criticism. That’s MY take on the HoliD-A-Z-E. But it is sort of suddenly Christmas. Now also I have so many emails..did..is this like new that I guess maybe Black Friday..I’ve never gotten so many emails from, YES from SPANX, SPANX.COM has my, they have my number, as-as-as it said. What do I wear in a Spanx? I wear like a two. Um but they also have my email. I’ve gotten more solisitis. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also I guess it’s the beginning of the month so you get like “Hey everybody I’m doing shows this month.” [Julie stuttering] Not that I haven’t invited people to shows and I have deluged them in my past. In fact, when I repent, uh that’ll be a new fun feature on the show, “when I repent.. I will…” let’s just…of the things that I regret, it’s like over-plugging my Improv shows in my 20s. and if you’re listening and I sent you those emails from my old AOL, I really, I am truly sorry. If it’s..if it’s of any comfort, I beat myself up over it everyday.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I have been weeding through a lot of those things, and then I’ve also been uh working at home on a couple of writing things and when I’m not doing that I take these uh walks, like ANGRY walks, and then at a certain point I become less angry around ooooo I’d say like when I’m doubling back.. I guess like 45 minutes in? I just have like a natural anger level of like.. I’m gonna go back to 2 if we’re going on the SPANX scale. Which I appreciate it being very Tetris-y, if you look at the back of stockings package you could say “oh this is where I am” and it’s completely normal. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[4:00]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You know what this anger I speak of. First of all, Yes, it is legitimate rage. Because W-W-Woman is the N-word of the world, and I believe that in my heart. And as, again, I’m saying this on December 8th which I guess is the anniversary of both—According to Twitter—It’s the anniversary of both John Lennon’s death and Jim Morrison’s birth which is, first of all, way more classic rock trivia than I am physically able to process. But also, a reminder, that women are garbage. And of course I’m angry about it! But that’s not---it really has to do more with oh get out of the house and have some balance, and the sun sets at like 2pm. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So anyway, I’m on this angry walk, Sunday, and I usually end up at uhh a park, we’ll say, near me, near where I live, and I go about my business. And there’s a dog park there, obviously, and I’ll just sort of like lean on the fence and watch the dogs---in a---I don’t think it’s a pervy way—I think it’s like a nice kinda thing to do. Cause I enjoy them. I enjoy watching the dogs. And and then you know also, that’s also the thing where I peak, and then then like I’m no longer angry and it’s healthy and III am fine with it and you should be too. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[5:18]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So I was there on Sunday, I was watching the dogs and there happened to have been a-a beautiful Basset, like a very very fit uh gentleman, who um was ac--remarkably active uh he was chasing other dogs, he was running back and forth, his ears were going to and they were also going fro, and I was…oh and then like a dog would jump over the fence to get into an area and The Basset would howl at it as though it were using..it was pretty unfairly using his advantage to do exactly that and then the other dog would come back and I would say “this is terrific”. This is better than the The Descendants, first of all, and many other motion pictures for which I’ve paid good money and also I-I told you about my screeners, (deep oh) ohhh my precious precious, if you want my screener of The Descendants, it’s yours, this is not even a contest because, you LOSE, you know what I mean. So &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I’m watching the dogs and I’m slowly beginning to thaw out from the week. I don’t want to get into it with you because it’s boring but and just I had a lot more work to do than I had exp—I was sort of feeling like “oh I made my deadline, it’s all you know, it’s just easy sailing”, and then I was on like Willy Wonka’s tunnel boat, where there’s eyeballs, and you know what the boat, it was not a fun boat, it wasn’t like the boat Cher sang out and and the sailors..those were not..although that’s funny that like—Cher chose the one boat, those sailors were NOT interested in raping her. Of any. Anyway. So I am at this dog run as I mentioned, beginning to slowly thaw out from the stressful weekend and week that I’ve had writing even though I thought that it’s done and it’s totally not and I’m beginning to feel really good, I’m watching this gorgeous basset hound, and ok so this guy comes by, just stands right next to me, and he’s with a woman, and they’re clearly on a date, and like not—they’re not comfortable yet, so I guess it was a new date. [7:21]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And the guy was saying things about the dogs, in order to impress his date. He was like trying to impress this woman with uh Tidbits. Trivia. Knowledge. Facts. Um about breeds of dogs that he had learned from..um well frankly, you know that he had learned from um a tablet of lies because he knew NOTHING about dogs. It was like a real Marshall McLuhan scene in Annie Hall…except that I didn’t, I wasn’t invested enough to tell him he knew nothing of… frankly, God’s work.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So this guy is standing next to me. I’m enjoying watching this beautiful basset hound, and he says to this woman, he says “Oh. Boxers make me laugh.” First of all, thank you very much sir. And then there’s this Boxer who was very cute and he had this like dopey tongue like there are some dogs that can’t put their tongues in their mouths, or, they just like at rest, their tongues are just kind of out. and it’s really cute. So they had noticed that, and he laughed a little too loud loud. And Says to the dog, but like for the benefit of the woman he was with, he goes “Hey buddy…. your tongue’s supposed to go INSIDE your face.” Oh was that embarrassing. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If I were a dog I would have just ripped his face off, chimp style. I would have gone Charla Nashon him. So that was the firs thing that just was irritating. Also, I can’t emphasize enough, he was right next to me. He must have been an inch away. And there was plenty of room on either side of the Angry Walking Girl. So the girl that he is on a date with is-is just kind of smiling and nodding as, was her, as she was tasked to do. I mean I guess he was an OK looking guy, and God knows, Ladies, I do not envy, there is not a lot of good guys. Am I? I don’t mean to be like “Oh there’s a man drought! I’m gonna write a trend piece!” but like..there really is a disparity of like, I mean you put up with a lot, is what I’m saying.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So I’m like alright, this girl’s just trying to make the best of it, this guy’s decent looking, but you know he really is just a schmuck in so many ways. So then, he goes after he gives his opinion about Boxers, he sees the Basset Hound--- he sees my pride and joy bounding back and forth, lust for life, Perfect 10, this dog is like absolutely, a, you know, just a-just-a beautiful beautiful dog..and HE SAYS to his date, this moron, he says  “oh check out the Bassett hound. Bassett hounds are infamous for being dumb”&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[10:00]&lt;br /&gt;
[noises of shock and flabbergast emitted by Julie, followed by stuttering]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I mean….I just….still…..I am…..I just….I didn’t even….I couldn’t even…I mean what was I supposed to do&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And Then he goes “they’re infamous for being dumb” which is a LIE, they’re stubborn, not dumb dogs. Then he goes “they’re basically noses with ears” if this guy is listening, first of all that’s superr weird, second of all if I ever see him again&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://www.howwasyourwiki.com/index.php?title=Episode_40:_%22Twittertudes%22&amp;diff=2730</id>
		<title>Episode 40: &quot;Twittertudes&quot;</title>
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		<updated>2016-03-28T21:36:48Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Courtofappeals: /* Monologue Transcript== **Pending** */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;== Date ==&lt;br /&gt;
Dec 9, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Guests ==&lt;br /&gt;
Ari Graynor&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Kristen Schaal&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Origin of the episode title ==&lt;br /&gt;
Julie says she would like to see Kristen Schaal host a show called &amp;quot;Twittertudes,&amp;quot; which, you already know the premise if you think about it for like a second. So it's that, but also Schaal would wear a long blazer and no pants.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Discussed ==&lt;br /&gt;
On this week's episode of How Was Your Week, the hilarious and adorable KRISTEN SCHAAL joins Julie to discuss the best and worst Christmas gifts she's ever received, her hatred of high-heeled shoes, and the hazards of tweeting about our president after drinking a martini.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Then, the gorgeous comic actress ARI GRAYNOR talks about her new film, The Sitter, what it's like to be typecast as &amp;quot;the girl who receives oral sex in the first scene of things,&amp;quot; getting brutal notes from Woody Allen, and how Barbra Streisand makes an entrance on set.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also, Julie relays a disconcerting, perhaps too-long story about an idiot in a dog park who didn't understand what Basset Hounds are really about, reveals the size of Spanx she wears, explains why she's fun to have at a party, and joyfully relays Spoony's Boardwalk Empire recaps for your pleasure.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Trivia ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Julie opens the episode a rendition of &amp;quot;All I Want For Christmas Is You&amp;quot;/&amp;quot;All I Want For Dinner Is Stew&amp;quot; and it's amazing.&lt;br /&gt;
* The people who deserve to die are: war criminals and people who tweet Julie when she tweets about not being able to sleep.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Download the Episode ==&lt;br /&gt;
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-40-all-the-fixin-s-kristen-schaal-ari-graynor Episode Link]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Monologue Transcript== **Pending**==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[Julie singing to the tune of “All I want for Christmas”] ''Make my wish come true. Baby all I want for Christmas is youuuuuu. Ooooo. All I want for dinnerrrrrr issssssssss stew''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Thank you, thank you very much. Hello everybody. Julie Klausner here for another episode of How Was Your Week. That was Mar--- How is that not? Thank you, please stop applauding, it’s a podcast, no one can hear you. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I am always agog or a-gasped or both as to uh How was that not..How was that not written by WHAM! ? that that song… that lovely tune..made popular by Maria Corey &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I am in, you know what I’m in, frankly, a Holidaze…D-A-Z-E bec--Are you like me? Are you tearing out your hair, in a matter not unlike a mentally ill person? Around this time of year. Right? Is this stressful or is this stressful?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I feel like in my head. It’s. As I speak to you now it’s December 8th, Thursday night, as your listening now it’s December 9th but it may as well be next year already. Where did December go? It’s still here, but in our heads, it’s OVER. Because we pack things in. and then OH!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So this week is been busy for me, and this next week I think is also gonna be busy in terms of work.. then it will be NOTHING! Everyone will be gone. It will just be, the only thing you’ll be able to hear instead of your blood charging your ears. Charging? Rushing..your ears? Which is a normal stress response, I’ve decided to tell myself. Uh all you’ll be able to hear in a couple of weeks are the echoes of your own loneliness. OR your family’s criticism. That’s MY take on the HoliD-A-Z-E. But it is sort of suddenly Christmas. Now also I have so many emails..did..is this like new that I guess maybe Black Friday..I’ve never gotten so many emails from, YES from SPANX, SPANX.COM has my, they have my number, as-as-as it said. What do I wear in a Spanx? I wear like a two. Um but they also have my email. I’ve gotten more solisitis. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also I guess it’s the beginning of the month so you get like “Hey everybody I’m doing shows this month.” [Julie stuttering] Not that I haven’t invited people to shows and I have deluged them in my past. In fact, when I repent, uh that’ll be a new fun feature on the show, “when I repent.. I will…” let’s just…of the things that I regret, it’s like over-plugging my Improv shows in my 20s. and if you’re listening and I sent you those emails from my old AOL, I really, I am truly sorry. If it’s..if it’s of any comfort, I beat myself up over it everyday.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I have been weeding through a lot of those things, and then I’ve also been uh working at home on a couple of writing things and when I’m not doing that I take these uh walks, like ANGRY walks, and then at a certain point I become less angry around ooooo I’d say like when I’m doubling back.. I guess like 45 minutes in? I just have like a natural anger level of like.. I’m gonna go back to 2 if we’re going on the SPANX scale. Which I appreciate it being very Tetris-y, if you look at the back of stockings package you could say “oh this is where I am” and it’s completely normal. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[4:00]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You know what this anger I speak of. First of all, Yes, it is legitimate rage. Because W-W-Woman is the N-word of the world, and I believe that in my heart. And as, again, I’m saying this on December 8th which I guess is the anniversary of both—According to Twitter—It’s the anniversary of both John Lennon’s death and Jim Morrison’s birth which is, first of all, way more classic rock trivia than I am physically able to process. But also, a reminder, that women are garbage. And of course I’m angry about it! But that’s not---it really has to do more with oh get out of the house and have some balance, and the sun sets at like 2pm. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So anyway, I’m on this angry walk, Sunday, and I usually end up at uhh a park, we’ll say, near me, near where I live, and I go about my business. And there’s a dog park there, obviously, and I’ll just sort of like lean on the fence and watch the dogs---in a---I don’t think it’s a pervy way—I think it’s like a nice kinda thing to do. Cause I enjoy them. I enjoy watching the dogs. And and then you know also, that’s also the thing where I peak, and then then like I’m no longer angry and it’s healthy and III am fine with it and you should be too. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[5:18]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Courtofappeals</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://www.howwasyourwiki.com/index.php?title=Episode_40:_%22Twittertudes%22&amp;diff=2729</id>
		<title>Episode 40: &quot;Twittertudes&quot;</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.howwasyourwiki.com/index.php?title=Episode_40:_%22Twittertudes%22&amp;diff=2729"/>
		<updated>2016-03-28T21:36:22Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Courtofappeals: /* Monologue Transcript== **Pending** */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;== Date ==&lt;br /&gt;
Dec 9, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Guests ==&lt;br /&gt;
Ari Graynor&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Kristen Schaal&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Origin of the episode title ==&lt;br /&gt;
Julie says she would like to see Kristen Schaal host a show called &amp;quot;Twittertudes,&amp;quot; which, you already know the premise if you think about it for like a second. So it's that, but also Schaal would wear a long blazer and no pants.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Discussed ==&lt;br /&gt;
On this week's episode of How Was Your Week, the hilarious and adorable KRISTEN SCHAAL joins Julie to discuss the best and worst Christmas gifts she's ever received, her hatred of high-heeled shoes, and the hazards of tweeting about our president after drinking a martini.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Then, the gorgeous comic actress ARI GRAYNOR talks about her new film, The Sitter, what it's like to be typecast as &amp;quot;the girl who receives oral sex in the first scene of things,&amp;quot; getting brutal notes from Woody Allen, and how Barbra Streisand makes an entrance on set.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also, Julie relays a disconcerting, perhaps too-long story about an idiot in a dog park who didn't understand what Basset Hounds are really about, reveals the size of Spanx she wears, explains why she's fun to have at a party, and joyfully relays Spoony's Boardwalk Empire recaps for your pleasure.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Trivia ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Julie opens the episode a rendition of &amp;quot;All I Want For Christmas Is You&amp;quot;/&amp;quot;All I Want For Dinner Is Stew&amp;quot; and it's amazing.&lt;br /&gt;
* The people who deserve to die are: war criminals and people who tweet Julie when she tweets about not being able to sleep.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Download the Episode ==&lt;br /&gt;
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-40-all-the-fixin-s-kristen-schaal-ari-graynor Episode Link]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Monologue Transcript== **Pending**==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[Julie singing to the tune of “All I want for Christmas”]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''Make my wish come true&lt;br /&gt;
Baby all I want for Christmas is youuuuuu&lt;br /&gt;
Ooooo&lt;br /&gt;
All I want for dinnerrrrrr issssssssss stew''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Thank you, thank you very much. Hello everybody. Julie Klausner here for another episode of How Was Your Week. That was Mar--- How is that not? Thank you, please stop applauding, it’s a podcast, no one can hear you. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I am always agog or a-gasped or both as to uh How was that not..How was that not written by WHAM! ? that that song… that lovely tune..made popular by Maria Corey &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I am in, you know what I’m in, frankly, a Holidaze…D-A-Z-E bec--Are you like me? Are you tearing out your hair, in a matter not unlike a mentally ill person? Around this time of year. Right? Is this stressful or is this stressful?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I feel like in my head. It’s. As I speak to you now it’s December 8th, Thursday night, as your listening now it’s December 9th but it may as well be next year already. Where did December go? It’s still here, but in our heads, it’s OVER. Because we pack things in. and then OH!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So this week is been busy for me, and this next week I think is also gonna be busy in terms of work.. then it will be NOTHING! Everyone will be gone. It will just be, the only thing you’ll be able to hear instead of your blood charging your ears. Charging? Rushing..your ears? Which is a normal stress response, I’ve decided to tell myself. Uh all you’ll be able to hear in a couple of weeks are the echoes of your own loneliness. OR your family’s criticism. That’s MY take on the HoliD-A-Z-E. But it is sort of suddenly Christmas. Now also I have so many emails..did..is this like new that I guess maybe Black Friday..I’ve never gotten so many emails from, YES from SPANX, SPANX.COM has my, they have my number, as-as-as it said. What do I wear in a Spanx? I wear like a two. Um but they also have my email. I’ve gotten more solisitis. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also I guess it’s the beginning of the month so you get like “Hey everybody I’m doing shows this month.” [Julie stuttering] Not that I haven’t invited people to shows and I have deluged them in my past. In fact, when I repent, uh that’ll be a new fun feature on the show, “when I repent.. I will…” let’s just…of the things that I regret, it’s like over-plugging my Improv shows in my 20s. and if you’re listening and I sent you those emails from my old AOL, I really, I am truly sorry. If it’s..if it’s of any comfort, I beat myself up over it everyday.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I have been weeding through a lot of those things, and then I’ve also been uh working at home on a couple of writing things and when I’m not doing that I take these uh walks, like ANGRY walks, and then at a certain point I become less angry around ooooo I’d say like when I’m doubling back.. I guess like 45 minutes in? I just have like a natural anger level of like.. I’m gonna go back to 2 if we’re going on the SPANX scale. Which I appreciate it being very Tetris-y, if you look at the back of stockings package you could say “oh this is where I am” and it’s completely normal. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[4:00]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You know what this anger I speak of. First of all, Yes, it is legitimate rage. Because W-W-Woman is the N-word of the world, and I believe that in my heart. And as, again, I’m saying this on December 8th which I guess is the anniversary of both—According to Twitter—It’s the anniversary of both John Lennon’s death and Jim Morrison’s birth which is, first of all, way more classic rock trivia than I am physically able to process. But also, a reminder, that women are garbage. And of course I’m angry about it! But that’s not---it really has to do more with oh get out of the house and have some balance, and the sun sets at like 2pm. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So anyway, I’m on this angry walk, Sunday, and I usually end up at uhh a park, we’ll say, near me, near where I live, and I go about my business. And there’s a dog park there, obviously, and I’ll just sort of like lean on the fence and watch the dogs---in a---I don’t think it’s a pervy way—I think it’s like a nice kinda thing to do. Cause I enjoy them. I enjoy watching the dogs. And and then you know also, that’s also the thing where I peak, and then then like I’m no longer angry and it’s healthy and III am fine with it and you should be too. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[5:18]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Courtofappeals</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://www.howwasyourwiki.com/index.php?title=Episode_40:_%22Twittertudes%22&amp;diff=2728</id>
		<title>Episode 40: &quot;Twittertudes&quot;</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.howwasyourwiki.com/index.php?title=Episode_40:_%22Twittertudes%22&amp;diff=2728"/>
		<updated>2016-03-28T21:21:10Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Courtofappeals: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;== Date ==&lt;br /&gt;
Dec 9, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Guests ==&lt;br /&gt;
Ari Graynor&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Kristen Schaal&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Origin of the episode title ==&lt;br /&gt;
Julie says she would like to see Kristen Schaal host a show called &amp;quot;Twittertudes,&amp;quot; which, you already know the premise if you think about it for like a second. So it's that, but also Schaal would wear a long blazer and no pants.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Discussed ==&lt;br /&gt;
On this week's episode of How Was Your Week, the hilarious and adorable KRISTEN SCHAAL joins Julie to discuss the best and worst Christmas gifts she's ever received, her hatred of high-heeled shoes, and the hazards of tweeting about our president after drinking a martini.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Then, the gorgeous comic actress ARI GRAYNOR talks about her new film, The Sitter, what it's like to be typecast as &amp;quot;the girl who receives oral sex in the first scene of things,&amp;quot; getting brutal notes from Woody Allen, and how Barbra Streisand makes an entrance on set.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also, Julie relays a disconcerting, perhaps too-long story about an idiot in a dog park who didn't understand what Basset Hounds are really about, reveals the size of Spanx she wears, explains why she's fun to have at a party, and joyfully relays Spoony's Boardwalk Empire recaps for your pleasure.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Trivia ==&lt;br /&gt;
* Julie opens the episode a rendition of &amp;quot;All I Want For Christmas Is You&amp;quot;/&amp;quot;All I Want For Dinner Is Stew&amp;quot; and it's amazing.&lt;br /&gt;
* The people who deserve to die are: war criminals and people who tweet Julie when she tweets about not being able to sleep.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Download the Episode ==&lt;br /&gt;
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-40-all-the-fixin-s-kristen-schaal-ari-graynor Episode Link]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Monologue Transcript== **Pending**==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[Julie singing to the tune of “All I want for Christmas”]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Make my wish come true&lt;br /&gt;
Baby all I want for Christmas is youuuuuu&lt;br /&gt;
Ooooo&lt;br /&gt;
All I want for dinnerrrrrr issssssssss stew&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Thank you, thank you very much. Hello everybody. Julie Klausner here for another episode of How Was Your Week. That was Mar--- How is that not? Thank you, please stop applauding, it’s a podcast, no one can hear you. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I am always agog or a-gasped or both as to uh How was that not..How was that not written by WHAM! ? that that song… that lovely tune..made popular by Maria Corey &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I am in, you know what I’m in, frankly, a Holidaze…D-A-Z-E bec--Are you like me? Are you tearing out your hair, in a matter not unlike a mentally ill person? Around this time of year. Right? Is this stressful or is this stressful?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I feel like in my head. It’s. As I speak to you now it’s December 8th, Thursday night, as your listening now it’s December 9th but it may as well be next year already. Where did December go? It’s still here, but in our heads, it’s OVER. Because we pack things in. and then OH!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So this week is been busy for me, and this next week I think is also gonna be busy in terms of work.. then it will be NOTHING! Everyone will be gone. It will just be, the only thing you’ll be able to hear instead of your blood charging your ears. Charging? Rushing..your ears? Which is a normal stress response, I’ve decided to tell myself. Uh all you’ll be able to hear in a couple of weeks are the echoes of your own loneliness. OR your family’s criticism. That’s MY take on the HoliD-A-Z-E. But it is sort of suddenly Christmas. Now also I have so many emails..did..is this like new that I guess maybe Black Friday..I’ve never gotten so many emails from, YES from SPANX, SPANX.COM has my, they have my number, as-as-as it said. What do I wear in a Spanx? I wear like a two. Um but they also have my email. I’ve gotten more solisitis. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also I guess it’s the beginning of the month so you get like “Hey everybody I’m doing shows this month.” [Julie stuttering] Not that I haven’t invited people to shows and I have deluged them in my past. In fact, when I repent, uh that’ll be a new fun feature on the show, “when I repent.. I will…” let’s just…of the things that I regret, it’s like over-plugging my Improv shows in my 20s. and if you’re listening and I sent you those emails from my old AOL, I really, I am truly sorry. If it’s..if it’s of any comfort, I beat myself up over it everyday.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I have been weeding through a lot of those things, and then I’ve also been uh working at home on a couple of writing things and when I’m not doing that I take these uh walks, like ANGRY walks, and then at a certain point I become less angry around ooooo I’d say like when I’m doubling back.. I guess like 45 minutes in? I just have like a natural anger level of like.. I’m gonna go back to 2 if we’re going on the SPANX scale. Which I appreciate it being very Tetris-y, if you look at the back of stockings package you could say “oh this is where I am” and it’s completely normal. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[4:00]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You know what this anger I speak of. First of all, Yes, it is legitimate rage. Because W-W-Woman is the N-word of the world, and I believe that in my heart. And as, again, I’m saying this on December 8th which I guess is the anniversary of both—According to Twitter—It’s the anniversary of both John Lennon’s death and Jim Morrison’s birth which is, first of all, way more classic rock trivia than I am physically able to process. But also, a reminder, that women are garbage. And of course I’m angry about it! But that’s not---it really has to do more with oh get out of the house and have some balance, and the sun sets at like 2pm. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So anyway, I’m on this angry walk, Sunday, and I usually end up at uhh a park, we’ll say, near me, near where I live, and I go about my business. And there’s a dog park there, obviously, and I’ll just sort of like lean on the fence and watch the dogs---in a---I don’t think it’s a pervy way—I think it’s like a nice kinda thing to do. Cause I enjoy them. I enjoy watching the dogs. And and then you know also, that’s also the thing where I peak, and then then like I’m no longer angry and it’s healthy and III am fine with it and you should be too. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[5:18]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Courtofappeals</name></author>
		
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>http://www.howwasyourwiki.com/index.php?title=Monologue_Transcripts&amp;diff=2727</id>
		<title>Monologue Transcripts</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.howwasyourwiki.com/index.php?title=Monologue_Transcripts&amp;diff=2727"/>
		<updated>2016-03-28T00:50:07Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Courtofappeals: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Wonderful listeners and HWYWikians volunteer their time and effort to transcribe Julie's fantastic opening monologues. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If you want to claim an episode to transcribe, please add it to this list and use 'Pending' as the &lt;br /&gt;
|Pendingstatus so we know you're working on it. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable sortable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
!Episode&lt;br /&gt;
!Date&lt;br /&gt;
!Status&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 40: &amp;quot;Twittertudes&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|December 9, 2011&lt;br /&gt;
|Pending&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 68: &amp;quot;Crazy Person F.I.T.&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|June 22, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Pending&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 74: &amp;quot;Most of the Nooks&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|August 3, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 119: &amp;quot;Curating the Linens&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|June 14, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|pending&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 120: &amp;quot;We're all Smart&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|June 21, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 121: &amp;quot;Silverdollar Pancakes&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|June 28, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Pending&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 122: &amp;quot;Rosie's Meds&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|July 5, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 123: &amp;quot;The Patient Zero of Food&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|July 12, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 124: &amp;quot;Dicks for Days&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|July 19, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 125: &amp;quot;Shitty Shoes&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|July 26, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 126: &amp;quot;Cool Story Dennis&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|August 2, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 127: &amp;quot;Like Fuddruckers But Expensive&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|August 9, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 128: &amp;quot;America's Morning&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|August 16, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 129: &amp;quot;A Hanna-Barbera Cartoon About Carnage&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|August 23, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 130: &amp;quot;I'll Chew on a Dog&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|August 30, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 131: &amp;quot;The Poetry of Her Tchotchkes&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|September 6, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 132: &amp;quot;Julie Klausner on a Citi Bike Dot Com&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|September 13, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 133: &amp;quot;Chive Teef&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|September 20, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 134: &amp;quot;Eat a Carb!&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|September 27, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 135: &amp;quot;Walking Ballads&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|October 4, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 136: &amp;quot;Layla&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|October 11, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 137: &amp;quot;Houdini's Waffles&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|October 18, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 138: &amp;quot;Oooooh!&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|October 25, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 139: &amp;quot;More Suicide Than The Average Bear&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|November 1, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 140: &amp;quot;A Charmless Joy Behar&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|November 8, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 141: &amp;quot;Congratulations&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|November 15, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 142: &amp;quot;Betty 1, 2, 3&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|November 22, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 143: &amp;quot;The Crime of Being Delicious&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|November 29, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 144: &amp;quot;P Pocket&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|December 6, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 145: &amp;quot;Death Fedora&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|December 13, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 146: &amp;quot;The Opposite of Rock &amp;amp; Roll&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|December 20, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 147: &amp;quot;I Don't Do Mushrooms, Henry&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|December 27, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 148: &amp;quot;Goodbye, Spoony&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|January 3, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 149: &amp;quot;Here's a Sconce&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|January 10, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 150: &amp;quot;HWYW Gems Vol. 5&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|January 17, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 151: &amp;quot;To Talk to You About Rembrandt&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|January 24, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 152: &amp;quot;Bret Easton Ellis Brainstorming&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|January 31, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 153: &amp;quot;Strings and Levees and Pulleys&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|February 7, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 154: &amp;quot;Shakespeare on my Bike&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|February 14, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 155: &amp;quot;Andrew and Sunshine&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|February 21, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 156: &amp;quot;Karen O-scars&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|February 28, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 157: &amp;quot;Doing A Voice Things&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|March 7, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 158: &amp;quot;She's a Car&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|March 14, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 159: &amp;quot;Python Run&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|March 21, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 160: &amp;quot;God&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|March 28, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 161: &amp;quot;Things That Demonstrate Physics&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|April 4, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 162: &amp;quot;Praying to Fonts&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|April 11, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 163: &amp;quot;Talking Gump&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|April 18, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 164: &amp;quot;That's The Twist&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|April 25, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 165: &amp;quot;A Working Heart&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|May 2, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 166: &amp;quot;That Bellevue Glow&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|May 9, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 167: &amp;quot;Unable to Close Her Eyes&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|May 16, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 168: &amp;quot;The Current Incarnation of Alec&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|May 23, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 169: &amp;quot;Pus Town&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|May 30, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 170: &amp;quot;Our Generation's Nessie&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|June 6, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 171: &amp;quot;Brillsplaining&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|June 13, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 172: &amp;quot;Pellet of Pleasure&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|June 20, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 173: &amp;quot;HWYW Gems 6&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|June 27, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 175: &amp;quot;Barbershop Quartet of Bullying Doom&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|July 11, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 176: &amp;quot;False Chunk&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|July 18, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 177: &amp;quot;The Smaller The Cats&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|July 25, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 178: &amp;quot;One of the Few Living People That Has A Ghost&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|August 1, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 179: &amp;quot;Rita Moreno Was Going Through Some Stuff&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|August 8, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 180: &amp;quot;My Dog Hates Me&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|August 15, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 181: &amp;quot;STANLEY&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|August 22, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 182: &amp;quot;A Cup and Saucer Made Out of a Daffodil&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|September 5, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 183: &amp;quot;Starship Truthers&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|September 12, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 185: &amp;quot;Sucking In&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|September 19, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 186: &amp;quot;IF HIS NAME WAS WOODEN SPOON&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|September 26, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 187: &amp;quot;Hershey Nestlebaum&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|October 3, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 188: &amp;quot;Her Own Carol&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|October 10, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Episode 189: &amp;quot;Australian Mars&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
|October 17, 2014&lt;br /&gt;
|Complete&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Courtofappeals</name></author>
		
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