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Listeners' Favorite Monologue Quotes

2014-07-05T14:42:08Z

Adunt:

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/podcast/emily-gould-occasional-benevolence-based-on-their-scratch-parts-ep-174 Episode 174] "If you put that on my foot, Cinderella or cadaver style, there is no way my foot would not reject that shoe."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/jolie-kerr-pus-town-ep-169 Episode 169] “There is no place for me in the poem community, I’ve decided. When Patti Smith is up there, reading a poem, I’m in the audience checking my watch, wondering when the internet will be invented (so I can y’know get more candy crush lives or something)…”

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/seth-rogen-a-working-heart-ep-165 Episode 165] "I like that there are never any electric guitar solos on gay pride floats. There's very seldom, like, a man in jean shorts... shredding."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/podcast/juliette-danielle-thats-the-twist-ep-164 Episode 164] "We are so lucky to be alive when RuPaul is alive."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/morgan-murphy-andrew-and-sunshine-ep-155 Episode 155] "All I know is it’s silly to chase fun when all you need is the ground underneath you to be solid. And I don’t expect to be one of those people that does cartwheels in yogurt commercials. I wanna be the cartoon character in that antidepressant ad who has, like, little lines under her eyes, and the divot in the middle of the pill is the pill’s mouth… have you seen this ad? It’s very good. It’s for Abilify, which is not a word."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/podcast/dana-gould-ep-152 Episode 152] "I'm a little cranky. I'm also fine. I contain multitudes."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/podcast/dana-gould-ep-152 Episode 152] (re: Bones) "Now I know what America is up to at night, when I am just peacefully refreshing my twitter mentions over and over again"

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/karen-kilgariff-to-talk-to-you-about-rembrandt-ep-151 Episode 151] "Why would anyone, anyone, ANYONE, even a dog, especially a dog, waste a steak on a swollen eye? It's the most expensive ice pack in the world! Get some goddamn frozen peas, you bourgeoisie, yuppy piece of shit."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/karen-kilgariff-to-talk-to-you-about-rembrandt-ep-151 Episode 151] "Yoko Ono is delightful and every time somebody over 35 or 40 makes a joke about how Yoko stinks, or Yoko's bad at singing, or Yoko's crazy, or Yoko broke up the Beatles... Every time that happens, a child is born and that child will help to overthrow the baby boomer hubris-fueled patriarchal institution that perpetuates jokes that aren't funny and that just come from false premises SUCH AS 'Yoko Ono broke up the Beatles', SUCH AS 'The Doors were good', SUCH AS 'Eric Clapton seemed like a good guy you'd just want to hang out with and hear his tunes and his stories.' And that's all FIDDLE FADDLE!"

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/karen-kilgariff-to-talk-to-you-about-rembrandt-ep-151 Episode 151] "We've been tricked, Jerry."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/sasheer-zamata-ep-147 Episode 147] "I just want a teenage girl with too much eye makeup and lip gloss over her cold sore... I just want
the TRASHIEST girl with the CRUNCHIEST hair to put something she doesn't need into her bra and walk out of a CVS. That to me is as American as smooching in a car on, what is it, lookout point?"

[[Episode 146: "The Opposite of Rock & Roll"]] "I went to a party last weekend in which people insisted on telling me they like "World Music." So, if that doesn't encourage you to send me money via Paypal, I do not know what does."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/podcast/adam-conover-ep-145 Episode 145] "Nate also hates Rachel Ray and I wouldn't be surprised if he had a Google alert set up for Rachel Ray and murder."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/jamala-johns-p-pocket-ep-144 Episode 144] "(John Travolta and Olivia Newton John's) version of Baby It's Cold Outside - and I'm including Erasherhead in this - is the weirdest thing I've ever heard or seen."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/jamala-johns-p-pocket-ep-144 Episode 144] "When you're around people that are different from you, you realize really quickly that not everybody is delighted by you."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/jamala-johns-p-pocket-ep-144 Episode 144] "There are parts of me that I can improve, and one of which is the satisfaction with just doing something instead of doing everything."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/jamala-johns-p-pocket-ep-144 Episode 144] "I am trying to smash the patriarchy in dribs and drabs. I do a little bit every day. Like today, for example, I didn't listen to someone!"

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/camille-paglia-episode-140 Episode 140] "Foreplay is so weird and so gross that there was a name for the stuff you had to do to a woman before you got to actually stick it in.”

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/julianne-moore-ep-138 Episode 138] "Now, sometimes James Spader wears a hat and sometimes he does not. He is UNBEARABLY sexy on this show, which is a statement I stand by. Sorry. I think James Spader is so goddamned sexy on this show and in general. I don’t care that the hair is gone, I don’t care that he doesn’t look like Steff anymore, he will always be Steff to me, he will always be the guy from Secretary whose name doesn’t matter because YOU ARE SO HORNY that you don’t care."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/tom-ruprecht-walking-ballads-ep-135 Episode 135] Re. new ideas for HWYWiki content: "Favorite Monologue Quotes. Why not? These make me feel good when I don't want to Google my exes. You know what that's called? Dialing Pain."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/tom-ruprecht-walking-ballads-ep-135 Episode 135] [https://twitter.com/_andrewjohnston @_andrewjohnston] tweeted: "I picture Alec Baldwin reading the Grey Lady - and that's the only grey lady in his life."[https://twitter.com/_andrewjohnston/statuses/386231359947042816]

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/tom-ruprecht-walking-ballads-ep-135 Episode 135] "I do like that network television was like - what was it people liked about Breaking Bad? It was the hat right? Let's give this guy a hat."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/michael-urie-jonathan-tollins-the-poetry-of-her-tchotchkes-ep-131 Episode 131] "Here's a fun game: Which Manson family member is your cat? Mine is Ruth Ann, because he's very beautiful and young, but I could be wrong, he might be Diane Lake."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/michael-urie-jonathan-tollins-the-poetry-of-her-tchotchkes-ep-131 Episode 131] "I want a BOYFRIEND! I said it! It feels so good to FINALLY SAY IT!"

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/michael-urie-jonathan-tollins-the-poetry-of-her-tchotchkes-ep-131 Episode 131] Re. HWYWiki: "This is your playground, Goddamn it. Is there a message board on here? I don't know, there should be. Look, you guys should meet each other, and be comfortable with each other and love each other. Should there be sex? Yes, yes there should be sex."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/tami-sagher-ep-127 Episode 127] "How dare you be called Mumford and Sons and not be a yogurt shop made up to look like a country store?"

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/freedy-johnston-ep-123 Episode 123] "Those salads caused AIDS."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-97-carrie-brownstein-danielle-henderson Episode 97] "I helped myself to a glass of milk. Isn’t that disgusting? Isn’t that, like, the weirdest, creepiest thing you’ve ever heard of, like, a grown woman drinking a glass of milk? In the commissary area of a workplace that isn’t hers? I would’ve called the cops, if I’d worked there and passed me: 'glug glug glug glug,' 2% too, 'glug glug glug glug glug.'"

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-96-exactly-like-a-cornish-hen-starlee-kine-noah-garfinkel Episode 96] "I keep a clean home!"

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-96-exactly-like-a-cornish-hen-starlee-kine-noah-garfinkel Episode 96] "By the way, this podcast is just going to be me describing [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eating_Raoul Eating Raoul]."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/webpage/2012/12/28 Episode 95] Re. 'The Guilt Trip': "... and his mom says, 'Oh, Wal-Mart! My son, I'm so proud, he has a meeting at Wal-Mart!' That's a dumb person thing to say. That doesn't make sense. I could get a meeting at Wal-Mart. Could I get a meeting at Wal-Mart? How long would it take for me to get a meeting at Wal-Mart, now that I'm thinking about it? Would they Google me? Would they be like 'Mmm ... not her'? That'd be flattering. People who are paranoid are, ultimately, just like, not spinning it right."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-83-p-is-for-pizza-jodi-lennon-jessica-grose Episode 83] "Anthony Bourdain and his television show, it’s like the living equivalent of The Doors. And Ottavia Bourdain said something on Twitter this week about how she was, like, running out of toilet paper 'cause she had the shits or something like that. (sigh) Oh boy. And we think Honey Boo Boo is the problem."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-74-most-of-the-nooks-gabe-liedman-alison-rich Episode 74] "I will stave off another four hours until I am alone with my own feelings which I do NOT need." (Re: walking across the Williamsburg Bridge.)

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-30-upstairs-coke-susie-essman-gabe-delahaye Episode 30] Re. Nancy Grace's nip slip on DWTS: "Nancy Grace's nipple was the other ... (sigh) ... thing we all had in our eyeballs earlier this week. Here's the anatomy lesson America: That was an aereola. That was like a purple, wine-stained...saucer...of Nancy."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-30-upstairs-coke-susie-essman-gabe-delahaye Episode 30] "Emotionally, Americans never mature past the bratty, Christmas-list making children...that all of us...are."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-30-upstairs-coke-susie-essman-gabe-delahaye Episode 30] Regarding Dr. Phil (McGraw): "He doesn't seem like a shrink, he seems like a country doctor who will make a house call...or a barn call...and check on your mule, who's been acting funny."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-11-enter-dancing-sally-kellerman-paul-scheer Episode 11] "...why hasn't anyone done a sketch called Murphy Brown's Law? Don't write that sketch."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-10-pico-won-t-know-our-baby-jen-kirkman-andrea-rosen-john-gemberling Episode 10] "I can not wrap my head around aughts/eighties yet. I'm not of the generation that thinks it's cute to be like 'Hey everybody, Tony Danza, right?' Fuck you. Come on, give the man some respect."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/hwyw-ep-2-the-taste-of-christmas-morning-rattlesnakes-robert-zemeckis-s-regrets-jesse-murray-s-fave-nyc-movies-of-the-80s-anthony-atamanuik-on-real-housewives Episode 2] "I watched two Stanley Kubrick movies in a row, which is not...that's me in a bad place."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/hwyw-ep-2-the-taste-of-christmas-morning-rattlesnakes-robert-zemeckis-s-regrets-jesse-murray-s-fave-nyc-movies-of-the-80s-anthony-atamanuik-on-real-housewives Episode 2] "I think Bill Maher and Anthony Bourdain should have an asshole-off."

"All dogs is good dogs."

"What's the name of that Ricky Gervais show? Is it 'Martin' or 'Luther'?"

"The Peacock, the Eye, the Owl and the Pocketwatch."

"Will network television ever crack men?"

Re. 'Face Off': "And they had to make giants because they were promoting that giant movie. What's it called, 'Giant'?"

"I don't know if Kathryn Bigelow is a lesbian ... but she certainly makes movies like one. It's a compliment! Is it?"

"What do you think happened the day Mary went crackers?"

Julie: Who's the most famous person on 'Dancing with the Stars'? / Billy Eichner: I don't know, Ralph the Motorcycle Mouse!

"Matador, by the way, is Spanish for master, from what I understand."

"Where did Nazis find the time?"

"You can't interview a corpse ... without the right LIGHTING!"

"Who has money I can steal with my nose?"

"Heathcliff is Garfield surrounded by garbage."

"All of 'Rent' is a little much."

Julie looks up Foghorn Leghorn on Wikipedia: "'He is a big, white rooster.' Fantastic."

"Open on a six-year-old who's scared and alone. Where is she going today? To school, where no one looks her in the eye."

"What's Molly?"

"Are you excited about Adam Sandler starring in 'Candyland'?"

"I'm at the point right now where I'd enter into an arranged marriage just to have someone to watch Mad Men with."

Listeners' Favorite Monologue Quotes

2014-04-28T17:42:06Z

Adunt:

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/podcast/juliette-danielle-thats-the-twist-ep-164 Episode 164] "We are so lucky to be alive when RuPaul is alive."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/morgan-murphy-andrew-and-sunshine-ep-155 Episode 155] "All I know is it’s silly to chase fun when all you need is the ground underneath you to be solid. And I don’t expect to be one of those people that does cartwheels in yogurt commercials. I wanna be the cartoon character in that antidepressant ad who has, like, little lines under her eyes, and the divot in the middle of the pill is the pill’s mouth… have you seen this ad? It’s very good. It’s for Abilify, which is not a word."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/podcast/dana-gould-ep-152 Episode 152] "I'm a little cranky. I'm also fine. I contain multitudes."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/podcast/dana-gould-ep-152 Episode 152] (re: Bones) "Now I know what America is up to at night, when I am just peacefully refreshing my twitter mentions over and over again"

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/karen-kilgariff-to-talk-to-you-about-rembrandt-ep-151 Episode 151] "Why would anyone, anyone, ANYONE, even a dog, especially a dog, waste a steak on a swollen eye? It's the most expensive ice pack in the world! Get some goddamn frozen peas, you bourgeoisie, yuppy piece of shit."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/karen-kilgariff-to-talk-to-you-about-rembrandt-ep-151 Episode 151] "Yoko Ono is delightful and every time somebody over 35 or 40 makes a joke about how Yoko stinks, or Yoko's bad at singing, or Yoko's crazy, or Yoko broke up the Beatles... Every time that happens, a child is born and that child will help to overthrow the baby boomer hubris-fueled patriarchal institution that perpetuates jokes that aren't funny and that just come from false premises SUCH AS 'Yoko Ono broke up the Beatles', SUCH AS 'The Doors were good', SUCH AS 'Eric Clapton seemed like a good guy you'd just want to hang out with and hear his tunes and his stories.' And that's all FIDDLE FADDLE!"

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/karen-kilgariff-to-talk-to-you-about-rembrandt-ep-151 Episode 151] "We've been tricked, Jerry."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/sasheer-zamata-ep-147 Episode 147] "I just want a teenage girl with too much eye makeup and lip gloss over her cold sore... I just want
the TRASHIEST girl with the CRUNCHIEST hair to put something she doesn't need into her bra and walk out of a CVS. That to me is as American as smooching in a car on, what is it, lookout point?"

[[Episode 146: "The Opposite of Rock & Roll"]] "I went to a party last weekend in which people insisted on telling me they like "World Music." So, if that doesn't encourage you to send me money via Paypal, I do not know what does."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/podcast/adam-conover-ep-145 Episode 145] "Nate also hates Rachel Ray and I wouldn't be surprised if he had a Google alert set up for Rachel Ray and murder."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/jamala-johns-p-pocket-ep-144 Episode 144] "(John Travolta and Olivia Newton John's) version of Baby It's Cold Outside - and I'm including Erasherhead in this - is the weirdest thing I've ever heard or seen."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/jamala-johns-p-pocket-ep-144 Episode 144] "When you're around people that are different from you, you realize really quickly that not everybody is delighted by you."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/jamala-johns-p-pocket-ep-144 Episode 144] "There are parts of me that I can improve, and one of which is the satisfaction with just doing something instead of doing everything."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/jamala-johns-p-pocket-ep-144 Episode 144] "I am trying to smash the patriarchy in dribs and drabs. I do a little bit every day. Like today, for example, I didn't listen to someone!"

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/camille-paglia-episode-140 Episode 140] "Foreplay is so weird and so gross that there was a name for the stuff you had to do to a woman before you got to actually stick it in.”

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/julianne-moore-ep-138 Episode 138] "Now, sometimes James Spader wears a hat and sometimes he does not. He is UNBEARABLY sexy on this show, which is a statement I stand by. Sorry. I think James Spader is so goddamned sexy on this show and in general. I don’t care that the hair is gone, I don’t care that he doesn’t look like Steff anymore, he will always be Steff to me, he will always be the guy from Secretary whose name doesn’t matter because YOU ARE SO HORNY that you don’t care."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/tom-ruprecht-walking-ballads-ep-135 Episode 135] Re. new ideas for HWYWiki content: "Favorite Monologue Quotes. Why not? These make me feel good when I don't want to Google my exes. You know what that's called? Dialing Pain."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/tom-ruprecht-walking-ballads-ep-135 Episode 135] [https://twitter.com/_andrewjohnston @_andrewjohnston] tweeted: "I picture Alec Baldwin reading the Grey Lady - and that's the only grey lady in his life."[https://twitter.com/_andrewjohnston/statuses/386231359947042816]

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/tom-ruprecht-walking-ballads-ep-135 Episode 135] "I do like that network television was like - what was it people liked about Breaking Bad? It was the hat right? Let's give this guy a hat."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/michael-urie-jonathan-tollins-the-poetry-of-her-tchotchkes-ep-131 Episode 131] "Here's a fun game: Which Manson family member is your cat? Mine is Ruth Ann, because he's very beautiful and young, but I could be wrong, he might be Diane Lake."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/michael-urie-jonathan-tollins-the-poetry-of-her-tchotchkes-ep-131 Episode 131] "I want a BOYFRIEND! I said it! It feels so good to FINALLY SAY IT!"

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/michael-urie-jonathan-tollins-the-poetry-of-her-tchotchkes-ep-131 Episode 131] Re. HWYWiki: "This is your playground, Goddamn it. Is there a message board on here? I don't know, there should be. Look, you guys should meet each other, and be comfortable with each other and love each other. Should there be sex? Yes, yes there should be sex."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/tami-sagher-ep-127 Episode 127] "How dare you be called Mumford and Sons and not be a yogurt shop made up to look like a country store?"

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/freedy-johnston-ep-123 Episode 123] "Those salads caused AIDS."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-97-carrie-brownstein-danielle-henderson Episode 97] "I helped myself to a glass of milk. Isn’t that disgusting? Isn’t that, like, the weirdest, creepiest thing you’ve ever heard of, like, a grown woman drinking a glass of milk? In the commissary area of a workplace that isn’t hers? I would’ve called the cops, if I’d worked there and passed me: 'glug glug glug glug,' 2% too, 'glug glug glug glug glug.'"

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/webpage/2012/12/28 Episode 95] Re. 'The Guilt Trip': "... and his mom says, 'Oh, Wal-Mart! My son, I'm so proud, he has a meeting at Wal-Mart!' That's a dumb person thing to say. That doesn't make sense. I could get a meeting at Wal-Mart. Could I get a meeting at Wal-Mart? How long would it take for me to get a meeting at Wal-Mart, now that I'm thinking about it? Would they Google me? Would they be like 'Mmm ... not her'? That'd be flattering. People who are paranoid are, ultimately, just like, not spinning it right."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-83-p-is-for-pizza-jodi-lennon-jessica-grose Episode 83] "Anthony Bourdain and his television show, it’s like the living equivalent of The Doors. And Ottavia Bourdain said something on Twitter this week about how she was, like, running out of toilet paper 'cause she had the shits or something like that. (sigh) Oh boy. And we think Honey Boo Boo is the problem."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-30-upstairs-coke-susie-essman-gabe-delahaye Episode 30] Re. Nancy Grace's nip slip on DWTS: "Nancy Grace's nipple was the other ... (sigh) ... thing we all had in our eyeballs earlier this week. Here's the anatomy lesson America: That was an aereola. That was like a purple, wine-stained...saucer...of Nancy."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-30-upstairs-coke-susie-essman-gabe-delahaye Episode 30] "Emotionally, Americans never mature past the bratty, Christmas-list making children...that all of us...are."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-30-upstairs-coke-susie-essman-gabe-delahaye Episode 30] Regarding Dr. Phil (McGraw): "He doesn't seem like a shrink, he seems like a country doctor who will make a house call...or a barn call...and check on your mule, who's been acting funny."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/hwyw-ep-2-the-taste-of-christmas-morning-rattlesnakes-robert-zemeckis-s-regrets-jesse-murray-s-fave-nyc-movies-of-the-80s-anthony-atamanuik-on-real-housewives Episode 2] "I watched two Stanley Kubrick movies in a row, which is not...that's me in a bad place."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/hwyw-ep-2-the-taste-of-christmas-morning-rattlesnakes-robert-zemeckis-s-regrets-jesse-murray-s-fave-nyc-movies-of-the-80s-anthony-atamanuik-on-real-housewives Episode 2] "I think Bill Maher and Anthony Bourdain should have an asshole-off."

"All dogs is good dogs."

"What's the name of that Ricky Gervais show? Is it 'Martin' or 'Luther'?"

"The Peacock, the Eye, the Owl and the Pocketwatch."

"Will network television ever crack men?"

Re. 'Face Off': "And they had to make giants because they were promoting that giant movie. What's it called, 'Giant'?"

"I don't know if Kathryn Bigelow is a lesbian ... but she certainly makes movies like one. It's a compliment! Is it?"

"What do you think happened the day Mary went crackers?"

Julie: Who's the most famous person on 'Dancing with the Stars'? / Billy Eichner: I don't know, Ralph the Motorcycle Mouse!

"Matador, by the way, is Spanish for master, from what I understand."

"Where did Nazis find the time?"

"You can't interview a corpse ... without the right LIGHTING!"

"Who has money I can steal with my nose?"

"Heathcliff is Garfield surrounded by garbage."

"All of 'Rent' is a little much."

Julie looks up Foghorn Leghorn on Wikipedia: "'He is a big, white rooster.' Fantastic."

"Open on a six-year-old who's scared and alone. Where is she going today? To school, where no one looks her in the eye."

"What's Molly?"

"Are you excited about Adam Sandler starring in 'Candyland'?"

"I'm at the point right now where I'd enter into an arranged marriage just to have someone to watch Mad Men with."

Julie's Appearances On Other Shows

2014-03-18T17:12:48Z

Adunt:

Julie's wonderfulness cannot be contained to even her own show. Here is a list of her appearances on other podcasts.

{| class="wikitable sortable"
!Date
!Show
!Episode
!Note

|-
|2011-07-01
|Superego
|Episode 3:5 [http://www.gosuperego.com/podcast-episode-3-5/]
|CASE STUDIES: The Lavergne Family Dinner, Guillermo Lee, Shunt McGuppin, H.R. Giger, Hoyt Runyun’s Van Buren Middle School, and The Cobblefax Abbey Busalong Ghost Tour.

|-
|2014-01-01
|Hot Lips with Ryan Houlihan
|[http://ryanhoulihan.com/post/73042157477/hot-lips-episode-1-julie-klausner-good-beef-and/ Good beef and you’ll probably get robbed.]
|Ryan Talks about himself and his new show, complains a bit, and talks with Julie Klausner about things.

|-
|2013-12-03
|The Best Show on WFMU
|[http://wfmu.org/playlists/BS December 3, 2013]
|PATTON OSWALT and JULIE KLAUSNER in-studio! TODD BARRY on the horn. Buying a switchblade before a Billy Joel concert. Bob Dylan needs 178 pizzas. Bruno Mars at the Dole Plantation. "Comedians Are Nuts" returns! Fonzie and ALF talk.

|-
|2013-08-23
|Ask Me Another
|[http://www.npr.org/2013/08/23/214200686/julie-klausner-the-pop-culture-maven]
|Julie joins host Ophira Eisenberg for an hour of puzzles, word games, and trivia. Julie explains her love of The Real Housewives, and her superfandom of The Monkees is challenged with a Monkees trivia round.

|-
|2013-02-05
|How Did This Get Made?
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/the-devils-advocate-live/ The Devil's Advocate: LIVE!]
|Special guest Julie Klausner joined us to talk about The Devil’s Advocate on this week’s How Did This Get Made? LIVE at the Bell House! We cover everything from Keanu’s multiple southern accents, Pacino’s 30 minute monologue, and the insane double twist.

|-
|2012-11-12
|Comedy, Bang, Bang
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/new-york-mainstays/ Episode 186: New York Mainstays]
|Fellow podcasters and first timers Julie Klausner and Jake Fogelnest are here on today’s Comedy Bang Bang! Jake & Julie recall the first time they met, each describe their podcasts “The Fogelnest Files” and “How Was Your Week” respectively, and share their love of BuzzFeed’s Katie Notopoulos. Garry Marshall returns to reveal his secret name, tell us about his new family sitcom based on The Trachtenburg Family Slideshow Players, and plays a game of Would You Rather? You will hear tales of Garry’s past and we’ll finally answer the age old question as to if there is indeed a Scope brand toothpaste.

|-
|2011-07-10
|Jordan, Jesse, Go!
|[http://www.maximumfun.org/jordan-jesse-go/jjgo-ep-183-paprika-julie-klausner Episode 183: Paprika with Julie Klausner]
|Julie Klausner from How Was Your Week? joins us for a discussion of goulash and Daniel Craig.

|-
|2012-08-30
|WTF with Marc Maron
|[http://www.wtfpod.com/podcast/episodes/episode_306_-_julie_klausner Episode 306] (premium episode)
|Fellow podcaster and author of “I Don’t Care About Your Band” Julie Klausner joins Marc in the garage for some heavy lifting on gender roles, psychotherapy, Jewish identity and bad relationships. There’s also some bonding over cats.

|-
|2012-08-12
|The Fogelnest Files
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/the-fogelnest-files-1/ Episode 1]
|Jake Fogelnest has scoured the Internet and his personal archives for cool stuff to show you. This first episode was recorded live at UCBEAST as part of the CBGB Festival with special guests Julie Klausner and Chris Gethard!

|-
|2012-08-01
|Bullseye with Jesse Thorn
|[http://www.maximumfun.org/bullseye/bullseye-jesse-thorn-syl-johnson-gillian-flynn-and-matt-berninger Oct. 1 2012]
|Julie Klausner co-hosts again this week, interviewing Gillian Flynn (author of ''Gone Girl'').

|-
|2012-09-24
|Bullseye with Jesse Thorn
|[http://www.maximumfun.org/bullseye/bullseye-jesse-thorn-nellie-mckay-rob-delaney-and-jordan-ranks-america Sep. 24 2012]
|Julie Klausner co-hosts, interviewing musician Nellie McKay and talks about her love of Nancy Sinatra's ''Movin' With Nancy''.

|-
|2013-11-14
|The Fogelnest Files
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/donate-your-car-today/ Donate Your Car Today]
|Julie Klausner, Dave Hill, Katie Notopoulos, and Kitty join Jake LIVE from the Bell House in New York!

|-
|2013-06-13
|The Fogelnest Files
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/boy-am-i-glued/ Boy, Am I Glued!]
|Get ready for a raucous good time as Jake welcomes Julie Klausner, Jon Hendren, and Shelby Fero to a live edition of the Fogelnest Files!

|-
|2011-05-25
|Ronna and Beverly
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/julie-klausner/ Julie Klausner]
|The debut episode of The Ronna & Beverly Podcast.

|-
|2012-04-11
|Who Charted?
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/badu-doo-wop/ Badu-Doo-Wop]
|Given Howard’s affinity for reds, we were more than happy to have Julie Klausner bring her New York hipness and Jewish nerdyness to Who Charted? for a look at the Billboard Heatseekers Chart and Movie Chart.

|-
|2012-08-24
|Sklarboro Country
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/imported-lady-energy/ Imported Lady Energy]
|Sklarbro Country is filled with lady energy this week thanks to our guest Julie Klausner! Julie tells us about being a pop-culture nut as a kid, how Patton Oswalt urged her to start her podcast, and why her twenties mirrored the show Girls.

|-
|2013-08-06
|Sklarboro Country
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/sklarbro-county-63/ Sklarboro County 63]
|Julie tells us about which weird celebrity sighting she’d love to see, writing for the 3rd season of Funny Or Die’s Billy On The Street, and an email she received from her mom describing Barbra Streisand in “The Guilt Trip.”

|-
|2012-02-29
|The Chris Gethard Show
|[http://blip.tv/thechrisgethardshow/tcgs-36-how-do-girls-work-5994464 How Do Girls Work?]
|Our callers quiz Chris on female related topics and it becomes very clear how little Chris knows about women. Thus, to help set the record straight a panel of bad-ass women fronted by Julie Klausner assemble in our packed studio to explain the details of being a woman to Chris and the audience.

|-
|2012-11-19
|Worst Gig Ever
|[http://worstgigeverpodcast.tumblr.com/post/36062269991/episode-24-julie-klausner-ubermenschy Episode 24]
|Ubermenschy writer/entertainer Julie Klausner gives us the scoop on how her improv, sketch, and video beginnings got her where she is today, while peppering in some great crummy job stories both pre- and post- 9/11.

|-
|2012-12-18
|The Best Show on WFMU
|[http://wfmu.org/flashplayer.php?version=2&show=48655&archive=84070 December 18, 2012]
|‘A Four Loko Carol,’ in which Tom is visited by 3 spirits: TED LEO, JOHN HODGMAN & JULIE KLAUSNER! Mr. Pencil DAVID REES, director LANCE BANGS & CHRISTOPHER MCCULLOCH from the ‘Venture Brothers’ spread cheer! Plus, will Gary the Squirrel see 2013?

|-
|2012-10-09
|The Best Show on WFMU
|[http://wfmu.org/flashplayer.php?version=2&show=47723&archive=82385 October 9, 2012]
|It's the Best Show’s 12th Birthday! In studio: funny person JULIE KLAUSNER & rock star A.C. NEWMAN! Topic: Clinic for Karaoke Flameouts. The words 'sex', 'placenta' & 'Tony Danza' get said a lot. Plus, Gary presents a ‘Comedians are Nuts' 2-for-1!

|-
|2011-12-27
|The Best Show on WFMU
|[http://wfmu.org/flashplayer.php?version=2&show=43266&archive=74549 December 27, 2011]
|JULIE KLAUSNER comes to visit, and she brings gifts! AP Mike tussles with Ice-T and his Twitter minions! Tom's cousin Sherm has trouble telling the truth! A Nate Hartley update! Topic: What'd you like to leave in 2011? Happy New Year, youse guys!

|-
|2011-06-28
|The Best Show on WFMU
|[http://wfmu.org/flashplayer.php?version=2&show=40906&archive=70169 June 28, 2011]
|A jam-packed show: TODD BARRY gets political! JULIE KLAUSNER is in-house! Darren from Work is in trouble! Tom visits America’s noisiest eatery! A lady tries to defend her husband’s honor! Clark returns! Woody Allen snobbery! Don’t miss!

|-
|2010-12-07
|The Best Show on WFMU
|[http://wfmu.org/flashplayer.php?version=2&show=38363&archive=65463 December 7, 2010]
|The one and only JULIE KLAUSNER joins Tom in the studio! Mike drinks Four Loko and goes nuts! A young lady recounts her adventures in babysitting! Tom’s nephew Caesar, an aspiring writer, calls in to bond with his uncle! This was a good one!

|-
|2010-01-26
|The Best Show on WFMU
|[http://wfmu.org/flashplayer.php?version=2&show=34521&archive=58444 January 26, 2010]
|Author And Funny Person JULIE KLAUSNER Is Live In Studio! Bryce Checks In From The Hospital. The Topic Is ‘Just Desserts’. Talk Of Avatar And Overweight Nazis. Tom Is Cranky And Mike Takes The Show To Where He Takes The Show. Again.

|-
|2011-12-29
|Dave Hill's Podcasting Incident
|[http://davehillincident.libsyn.com/webpage/episode-34-julie-klausner Episode 34]
|This time around, I sit down for a lovely chat with comedian, writer, actress, podcaster, and so much more Julie Klausner, author of the great book "I Don't Care About Your Band" and overall force of nature. Slip into something a bit more comfortable as Julie and I discuss topics including but not limited to the smell of my apartment, John Travolta, the best sperm donor in CSNY, magic, Paul F. Tompkin's hair, dolphin sex, hot outfits, and a bunch of other stuff too.

People and Things Julie Despises

2014-02-02T22:19:04Z

Adunt:

Eric Clapton [http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/nicole-holofcener-the-domain-of-the-rotund-ep-136]

Banksy

Patti Stanger, who is made of snakes

The word "foreplay"

Baby Boomer Revisionist History

Pauley Perrette, Garbage Person

The Patriarchy

Jenny McCarthy

Mildew smell in sinks

Donald Duck and jerks who do the Donald Duck voice.

Mickey Rooney and his disturbing(often times racist) face.

Woody Allen sympathizers.

Listeners' Favorite Monologue Quotes

2014-01-31T19:23:51Z

Adunt:

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/podcast/dana-gould-ep-152 Episode 152] "I'm a little cranky. I'm also fine. I contain multitudes."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/karen-kilgariff-to-talk-to-you-about-rembrandt-ep-151 Episode 151] "Why would anyone, anyone, ANYONE, even a dog, especially a dog, waste a steak on a swollen eye? It's the most expensive ice pack in the world! Get some goddamn frozen peas, you bourgeoisie, yuppy piece of shit."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/karen-kilgariff-to-talk-to-you-about-rembrandt-ep-151 Episode 151] "We've been tricked, Jerry."

[[Episode 146: "The Opposite of Rock & Roll"]] "I went to a party last weekend in which people insisted on telling me they like "World Music." So, if that doesn't encourage you to send me money via Paypal, I do not know what does."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/podcast/adam-conover-ep-145 Episode 145] "Nate also hates Rachel Ray and I wouldn't be surprised if he had a Google alert set up for Rachel Ray and murder."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/jamala-johns-p-pocket-ep-144 Episode 144] "When you're around people that are different from you, you realize really quickly that not everybody is delighted by you."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/jamala-johns-p-pocket-ep-144 Episode 144] "There are parts of me that I can improve, and one of which is the satisfaction with just doing something instead of doing everything."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/jamala-johns-p-pocket-ep-144 Episode 144] "I am trying to smash the patriarchy in dribs and drabs. I do a little bit every day. Like today, for example, I didn't listen to someone!"

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/camille-paglia-episode-140 Episode 140] "Foreplay is so weird and so gross that there was a name for the stuff you had to do to a woman before you got to actually stick it in.”

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/julianne-moore-ep-138 Episode 138] "Now, sometimes James Spader wears a hat and sometimes he does not. He is UNBEARABLY sexy on this show, which is a statement I stand by. Sorry. I think James Spader is so goddamned sexy on this show and in general. I don’t care that the hair is gone, I don’t care that he doesn’t look like Steff anymore, he will always be Steff to me, he will always be the guy from Secretary whose name doesn’t matter because YOU ARE SO HORNY that you don’t care."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/tom-ruprecht-walking-ballads-ep-135 Episode 135] Re. new ideas for HWYWiki content: "Favorite Monologue Quotes. Why not? These make me feel good when I don't want to Google my exes. You know what that's called? Dialing Pain."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/tom-ruprecht-walking-ballads-ep-135 Episode 135] [https://twitter.com/_andrewjohnston @_andrewjohnston] tweeted: "I picture Alec Baldwin reading the Grey Lady - and that's the only grey lady in his life."[https://twitter.com/_andrewjohnston/statuses/386231359947042816]

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/tom-ruprecht-walking-ballads-ep-135 Episode 135] "I do like that network television was like - what was it people liked about Breaking Bad? It was the hat right? Let's give this guy a hat."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/michael-urie-jonathan-tollins-the-poetry-of-her-tchotchkes-ep-131 Episode 131] "Here's a fun game: Which Manson family member is your cat? Mine is Ruth Ann, because he's very beautiful and young, but I could be wrong, he might be Diane Lake."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/michael-urie-jonathan-tollins-the-poetry-of-her-tchotchkes-ep-131 Episode 131] "I want a BOYFRIEND! I said it! It feels so good to FINALLY SAY IT!"

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/michael-urie-jonathan-tollins-the-poetry-of-her-tchotchkes-ep-131 Episode 131] Re. HWYWiki: "This is your playground, Goddamn it. Is there a message board on here? I don't know, there should be. Look, you guys should meet each other, and be comfortable with each other and love each other. Should there be sex? Yes, yes there should be sex."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/tami-sagher-ep-127 Episode 127] "How dare you be called Mumford and Sons and not be a yogurt shop made up to look like a country store?"

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/freedy-johnston-ep-123 Episode 123] "Those salads caused AIDS."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-97-carrie-brownstein-danielle-henderson Episode 97] "I helped myself to a glass of milk. Isn’t that disgusting? Isn’t that, like, the weirdest, creepiest thing you’ve ever heard of, like, a grown woman drinking a glass of milk? In the commissary area of a workplace that isn’t hers? I would’ve called the cops, if I’d worked there and passed me: 'glug glug glug glug,' 2% too, 'glug glug glug glug glug.'"

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/webpage/2012/12/28 Episode 95] Re. 'The Guilt Trip': "... and his mom says, 'Oh, Wal-Mart! My son, I'm so proud, he has a meeting at Wal-Mart!' That's a dumb person thing to say. That doesn't make sense. I could get a meeting at Wal-Mart. Could I get a meeting at Wal-Mart? How long would it take for me to get a meeting at Wal-Mart, now that I'm thinking about it? Would they Google me? Would they be like 'Mmm ... not her'? That'd be flattering. People who are paranoid are, ultimately, just like, not spinning it right."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-83-p-is-for-pizza-jodi-lennon-jessica-grose Episode 83] "Anthony Bourdain and his television show, it’s like the living equivalent of The Doors. And Ottavia Bourdain said something on Twitter this week about how she was, like, running out of toilet paper 'cause she had the shits or something like that. (sigh) Oh boy. And we think Honey Boo Boo is the problem."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-30-upstairs-coke-susie-essman-gabe-delahaye Episode 30] Re. Nancy Grace's nip slip on DWTS: "Nancy Grace's nipple was the other ... (sigh) ... thing we all had in our eyeballs earlier this week. Here's the anatomy lesson America: That was an aereola. That was like a purple, wine-stained...saucer...of Nancy."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-30-upstairs-coke-susie-essman-gabe-delahaye Episode 30] "Emotionally, Americans never mature past the bratty, Christmas-list making children...that all of us...are."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-30-upstairs-coke-susie-essman-gabe-delahaye Episode 30] Regarding Dr. Phil (McGraw): "He doesn't seem like a shrink, he seems like a country doctor who will make a house call...or a barn call...and check on your mule, who's been acting funny."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/hwyw-ep-2-the-taste-of-christmas-morning-rattlesnakes-robert-zemeckis-s-regrets-jesse-murray-s-fave-nyc-movies-of-the-80s-anthony-atamanuik-on-real-housewives Episode 2] "I watched two Stanley Kubrick movies in a row, which is not...that's me in a bad place."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/hwyw-ep-2-the-taste-of-christmas-morning-rattlesnakes-robert-zemeckis-s-regrets-jesse-murray-s-fave-nyc-movies-of-the-80s-anthony-atamanuik-on-real-housewives Episode 2] "I think Bill Maher and Anthony Bourdain should have an asshole-off."

"All dogs is good dogs."

"What's the name of that Ricky Gervais show? Is it 'Martin' or 'Luther'?"

"The Peacock, the Eye, the Owl and the Pocketwatch."

"Will network television ever crack men?"

Re. 'Face Off': "And they had to make giants because they were promoting that giant movie. What's it called, 'Giant'?"

"I don't know if Kathryn Bigelow is a lesbian ... but she certainly makes movies like one. It's a compliment! Is it?"

"What do you think happened the day Mary went crackers?"

Julie: Who's the most famous person on 'Dancing with the Stars'? / Billy Eichner: I don't know, Ralph the Motorcycle Mouse!

"Matador, by the way, is Spanish for master, from what I understand."

"Where did Nazis find the time?"

"You can't interview a corpse ... without the right LIGHTING!"

"Who has money I can steal with my nose?"

"Heathcliff is Garfield surrounded by garbage."

"All of 'Rent' is a little much."

Julie looks up Foghorn Leghorn on Wikipedia: "'He is a big, white rooster.' Fantastic."

"Open on a six-year-old who's scared and alone. Where is she going today? To school, where no one looks her in the eye."

"What's Molly?"

"Are you excited about Adam Sandler starring in 'Candyland'?"

"I'm at the point right now where I'd enter into an arranged marriage just to have someone to watch Mad Men with."

Listeners' Favorite Monologue Quotes

2013-12-13T15:18:56Z

Adunt:

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/podcast/adam-conover-ep-145 Episode 145] "Nate also hates Rachel Ray and I wouldn't be surprised if he had a Google alert set up for Rachel Ray and murder."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/jamala-johns-p-pocket-ep-144 Episode 144] "When you're around people that are different from you, you realize really quickly that not everybody is delighted by you."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/jamala-johns-p-pocket-ep-144 Episode 144] "There are parts of me that I can improve, and one of which is the satisfaction with just doing something instead of doing everything."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/jamala-johns-p-pocket-ep-144 Episode 144] "I am trying to smash the patriarchy in dribs and drabs. I do a little bit every day. Like today, for example, I didn't listen to someone!"

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/camille-paglia-episode-140 Episode 140] "Foreplay is so weird and so gross that there was a name for the stuff you had to do to a woman before you got to actually stick it in.”

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/julianne-moore-ep-138 Episode 138] "Now, sometimes James Spader wears a hat and sometimes he does not. He is UNBEARABLY sexy on this show, which is a statement I stand by. Sorry. I think James Spader is so goddamned sexy on this show and in general. I don’t care that the hair is gone, I don’t care that he doesn’t look like Steff anymore, he will always be Steff to me, he will always be the guy from Secretary whose name doesn’t matter because YOU ARE SO HORNY that you don’t care."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/tom-ruprecht-walking-ballads-ep-135 Episode 135] Re. new ideas for HWYWiki content: "Favorite Monologue Quotes. Why not? These make me feel good when I don't want to Google my exes. You know what that's called? Dialing Pain."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/tom-ruprecht-walking-ballads-ep-135 Episode 135] [https://twitter.com/_andrewjohnston @_andrewjohnston] tweeted: "I picture Alec Baldwin reading the Grey Lady - and that's the only grey lady in his life."[https://twitter.com/_andrewjohnston/statuses/386231359947042816]

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/tom-ruprecht-walking-ballads-ep-135 Episode 135] "I do like that network television was like - what was it people liked about Breaking Bad? It was the hat right? Let's give this guy a hat."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/michael-urie-jonathan-tollins-the-poetry-of-her-tchotchkes-ep-131 Episode 131] "Here's a fun game: Which Manson family member is your cat? Mine is Ruth Ann, because he's very beautiful and young, but I could be wrong, he might be Diane Lake."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/michael-urie-jonathan-tollins-the-poetry-of-her-tchotchkes-ep-131 Episode 131] "I want a BOYFRIEND! I said it! It feels so good to FINALLY SAY IT!"

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/michael-urie-jonathan-tollins-the-poetry-of-her-tchotchkes-ep-131 Episode 131] Re. HWYWiki: "This is your playground, Goddamn it. Is there a message board on here? I don't know, there should be. Look, you guys should meet each other, and be comfortable with each other and love each other. Should there be sex? Yes, yes there should be sex."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/tami-sagher-ep-127 Episode 127] "How dare you be called Mumford and Sons and not be a yogurt shop made up to look like a country store?"

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/freedy-johnston-ep-123 Episode 123] "Those salads caused AIDS."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-97-carrie-brownstein-danielle-henderson Episode 97] "I helped myself to a glass of milk. Isn’t that disgusting? Isn’t that, like, the weirdest, creepiest thing you’ve ever heard of, like, a grown woman drinking a glass of milk? In the commissary area of a workplace that isn’t hers? I would’ve called the cops, if I’d worked there and passed me: 'glug glug glug glug,' 2% too, 'glug glug glug glug glug.'"

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/webpage/2012/12/28 Episode 95] Re. 'The Guilt Trip': "... and his mom says, 'Oh, Wal-Mart! My son, I'm so proud, he has a meeting at Wal-Mart!' That's a dumb person thing to say. That doesn't make sense. I could get a meeting at Wal-Mart. Could I get a meeting at Wal-Mart? How long would it take for me to get a meeting at Wal-Mart, now that I'm thinking about it? Would they Google me? Would they be like 'Mmm ... not her'? That'd be flattering. People who are paranoid are, ultimately, just like, not spinning it right."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-83-p-is-for-pizza-jodi-lennon-jessica-grose Episode 83] "Anthony Bourdain and his television show, it’s like the living equivalent of The Doors. And Ottavia Bourdain said something on Twitter this week about how she was, like, running out of toilet paper 'cause she had the shits or something like that. (sigh) Oh boy. And we think Honey Boo Boo is the problem."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-30-upstairs-coke-susie-essman-gabe-delahaye Episode 30] Re. Nancy Grace's nip slip on DWTS: "Nancy Grace's nipple was the other ... (sigh) ... thing we all had in our eyeballs earlier this week. Here's the anatomy lesson America: That was an aereola. That was like a purple, wine-stained...saucer...of Nancy."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-30-upstairs-coke-susie-essman-gabe-delahaye Episode 30] "Emotionally, Americans never mature past the bratty, Christmas-list making children...that all of us...are."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-30-upstairs-coke-susie-essman-gabe-delahaye Episode 30] Regarding Dr. Phil (McGraw): "He doesn't seem like a shrink, he seems like a country doctor who will make a house call...or a barn call...and check on your mule, who's been acting funny."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/hwyw-ep-2-the-taste-of-christmas-morning-rattlesnakes-robert-zemeckis-s-regrets-jesse-murray-s-fave-nyc-movies-of-the-80s-anthony-atamanuik-on-real-housewives Episode 2] "I watched two Stanley Kubrick movies in a row, which is not...that's me in a bad place."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/hwyw-ep-2-the-taste-of-christmas-morning-rattlesnakes-robert-zemeckis-s-regrets-jesse-murray-s-fave-nyc-movies-of-the-80s-anthony-atamanuik-on-real-housewives Episode 2] "I think Bill Maher and Anthony Bourdain should have an asshole-off."

"All dogs is good dogs."

"What's the name of that Ricky Gervais show? Is it 'Martin' or 'Luther'?"

"The Peacock, the Eye, the Owl and the Pocketwatch."

"Will network television ever crack men?"

Re. 'Face Off': "And they had to make giants because they were promoting that giant movie. What's it called, 'Giant'?"

"I don't know if Kathryn Bigelow is a lesbian ... but she certainly makes movies like one. It's a compliment! Is it?"

"What do you think happened the day Mary went crackers?"

Julie: Who's the most famous person on 'Dancing with the Stars'? / Billy Eichner: I don't know, Ralph the Motorcycle Mouse!

"Matador, by the way, is Spanish for master, from what I understand."

"Where did Nazis find the time?"

"You can't interview a corpse ... without the right LIGHTING!"

"Who has money I can steal with my nose?"

"Heathcliff is Garfield surrounded by garbage."

"All of 'Rent' is a little much."

Julie looks up Foghorn Leghorn on Wikipedia: "'He is a big, white rooster.' Fantastic."

"Open on a six-year-old who's scared and alone. Where is she going today? To school, where no one looks her in the eye."

"What's Molly?"

"Are you excited about Adam Sandler starring in 'Candyland'?"

"I'm at the point right now where I'd enter into an arranged marriage just to have someone to watch Mad Men with."

Listeners' Favorite Monologue Quotes

2013-12-09T16:03:50Z

Adunt:

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/jamala-johns-p-pocket-ep-144 Episode 144] "When you're around people that are different from you, you realize really quickly that not everybody is delighted by you."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/jamala-johns-p-pocket-ep-144 Episode 144] "There are parts of me that I can improve, and one of which is the satisfaction with just doing something instead of doing everything."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/jamala-johns-p-pocket-ep-144 Episode 144] "I am trying to smash the patriarchy in dribs and drabs. I do a little bit every day. Like today, for example, I didn't listen to someone!"

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/camille-paglia-episode-140 Episode 140] "Foreplay is so weird and so gross that there was a name for the stuff you had to do to a woman before you got to actually stick it in.”

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/julianne-moore-ep-138 Episode 138] "Now, sometimes James Spader wears a hat and sometimes he does not. He is UNBEARABLY sexy on this show, which is a statement I stand by. Sorry. I think James Spader is so goddamned sexy on this show and in general. I don’t care that the hair is gone, I don’t care that he doesn’t look like Steff anymore, he will always be Steff to me, he will always be the guy from Secretary whose name doesn’t matter because YOU ARE SO HORNY that you don’t care."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/tom-ruprecht-walking-ballads-ep-135 Episode 135] Re. new ideas for HWYWiki content: "Favorite Monologue Quotes. Why not? These make me feel good when I don't want to Google my exes. You know what that's called? Dialing Pain."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/tom-ruprecht-walking-ballads-ep-135 Episode 135] [https://twitter.com/_andrewjohnston @_andrewjohnston] tweeted: "I picture Alec Baldwin reading the Grey Lady - and that's the only grey lady in his life."[https://twitter.com/_andrewjohnston/statuses/386231359947042816]

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/tom-ruprecht-walking-ballads-ep-135 Episode 135] "I do like that network television was like - what was it people liked about Breaking Bad? It was the hat right? Let's give this guy a hat."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/michael-urie-jonathan-tollins-the-poetry-of-her-tchotchkes-ep-131 Episode 131] "Here's a fun game: Which Manson family member is your cat? Mine is Ruth Ann, because he's very beautiful and young, but I could be wrong, he might be Diane Lake."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/michael-urie-jonathan-tollins-the-poetry-of-her-tchotchkes-ep-131 Episode 131] "I want a BOYFRIEND! I said it! It feels so good to FINALLY SAY IT!"

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/michael-urie-jonathan-tollins-the-poetry-of-her-tchotchkes-ep-131 Episode 131] Re. HWYWiki: "This is your playground, Goddamn it. Is there a message board on here? I don't know, there should be. Look, you guys should meet each other, and be comfortable with each other and love each other. Should there be sex? Yes, yes there should be sex."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/tami-sagher-ep-127 Episode 127] "How dare you be called Mumford and Sons and not be a yogurt shop made up to look like a country store?"

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/freedy-johnston-ep-123 Episode 123] "Those salads caused AIDS."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-97-carrie-brownstein-danielle-henderson Episode 97] "I helped myself to a glass of milk. Isn’t that disgusting? Isn’t that, like, the weirdest, creepiest thing you’ve ever heard of, like, a grown woman drinking a glass of milk? In the commissary area of a workplace that isn’t hers? I would’ve called the cops, if I’d worked there and passed me: 'glug glug glug glug,' 2% too, 'glug glug glug glug glug.'"

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/webpage/2012/12/28 Episode 95] Re. 'The Guilt Trip': "... and his mom says, 'Oh, Wal-Mart! My son, I'm so proud, he has a meeting at Wal-Mart!' That's a dumb person thing to say. That doesn't make sense. I could get a meeting at Wal-Mart. Could I get a meeting at Wal-Mart? How long would it take for me to get a meeting at Wal-Mart, now that I'm thinking about it? Would they Google me? Would they be like 'Mmm ... not her'? That'd be flattering. People who are paranoid are, ultimately, just like, not spinning it right."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-83-p-is-for-pizza-jodi-lennon-jessica-grose Episode 83] "Anthony Bourdain and his television show, it’s like the living equivalent of The Doors. And Ottavia Bourdain said something on Twitter this week about how she was, like, running out of toilet paper 'cause she had the shits or something like that. (sigh) Oh boy. And we think Honey Boo Boo is the problem."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-30-upstairs-coke-susie-essman-gabe-delahaye Episode 30] Re. Nancy Grace's nip slip on DWTS: "Nancy Grace's nipple was the other ... (sigh) ... thing we all had in our eyeballs earlier this week. Here's the anatomy lesson America: That was an aereola. That was like a purple, wine-stained...saucer...of Nancy."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-30-upstairs-coke-susie-essman-gabe-delahaye Episode 30] "Emotionally, Americans never mature past the bratty, Christmas-list making children...that all of us...are."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-30-upstairs-coke-susie-essman-gabe-delahaye Episode 30] Regarding Dr. Phil (McGraw): "He doesn't seem like a shrink, he seems like a country doctor who will make a house call...or a barn call...and check on your mule, who's been acting funny."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/hwyw-ep-2-the-taste-of-christmas-morning-rattlesnakes-robert-zemeckis-s-regrets-jesse-murray-s-fave-nyc-movies-of-the-80s-anthony-atamanuik-on-real-housewives Episode 2] "I watched two Stanley Kubrick movies in a row, which is not...that's me in a bad place."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/hwyw-ep-2-the-taste-of-christmas-morning-rattlesnakes-robert-zemeckis-s-regrets-jesse-murray-s-fave-nyc-movies-of-the-80s-anthony-atamanuik-on-real-housewives Episode 2] "I think Bill Maher and Anthony Bourdain should have an asshole-off."

"All dogs is good dogs."

"What's the name of that Ricky Gervais show? Is it 'Martin' or 'Luther'?"

"The Peacock, the Eye, the Owl and the Pocketwatch."

"Will network television ever crack men?"

Re. 'Face Off': "And they had to make giants because they were promoting that giant movie. What's it called, 'Giant'?"

"I don't know if Kathryn Bigelow is a lesbian ... but she certainly makes movies like one. It's a compliment! Is it?"

"What do you think happened the day Mary went crackers?"

Julie: Who's the most famous person on 'Dancing with the Stars'? / Billy Eichner: I don't know, Ralph the Motorcycle Mouse!

"Matador, by the way, is Spanish for master, from what I understand."

"Where did Nazis find the time?"

"You can't interview a corpse ... without the right LIGHTING!"

"Who has money I can steal with my nose?"

"Heathcliff is Garfield surrounded by garbage."

"All of 'Rent' is a little much."

Julie looks up Foghorn Leghorn on Wikipedia: "'He is a big, white rooster.' Fantastic."

"Open on a six-year-old who's scared and alone. Where is she going today? To school, where no one looks her in the eye."

"What's Molly?"

"Are you excited about Adam Sandler starring in 'Candyland'?"

"I'm at the point right now where I'd enter into an arranged marriage just to have someone to watch Mad Men with."

People and Things Julie Adores

2013-11-12T16:10:40Z

Adunt:

The B-52's (Kate Pierson) [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B-52%27s_%28album%29]

Lady Miss Kier [http://ladykier.com/]

Bette Midler [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bette_Midler]

Cats (The Animal)

''Cats'' (The Musical)

''Cheers'' (The Beatles of Television Shows)

Cher (especially photos from the 60's & 70's, pre-dental work.)

Countess LuAnn de Lesseps [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LuAnn_de_Lesseps]

Dogs (especially Basset Hounds)

Billy Eichner

Nood-elles with cottage cheese, salt, and pepper.

Michael Keaton

Julianne Moore

Dolly Parton

Trey Parker & Matt Stone: "I just love how they don't give a shit." [http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-30-upstairs-coke-susie-essman-gabe-delahaye]

RuPaul (and his fabulous 'Drag Race')

John Waters' film oeuvre

Snack nests

Her friend's dog, who greets you at the door and takes your bag back to his bed like a butler (pointless but adorable).

Martin 'Marty' Short

James Spader

''The Blacklist''

Jethro Tull's album ''Thick as a Brick''

Tom Scharpling

Meatloaf - he is sweaty and trying, "the audio equivalent of a sweaty tuxedo."

Listeners' Favorite Monologue Quotes

2013-11-05T14:54:50Z

Adunt: new quote

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/julianne-moore-ep-138 Episode 138] "Now, sometimes James Spader wears a hat and sometimes he does not. He is UNBEARABLY sexy on this show, which is a statement I stand by. Sorry. I think James Spader is so goddamned sexy on this show and in general. I don’t care that the hair is gone, I don’t care that he doesn’t look like Steff anymore, he will always be Steff to me, he will always be the guy from Secretary whose name doesn’t matter because YOU ARE SO HORNY that you don’t care."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/tom-ruprecht-walking-ballads-ep-135 Episode 135] Re. new ideas for HWYWiki content: "Favorite Monologue Quotes. Why not? These make me feel good when I don't want to Google my exes. You know what that's called? Dialing Pain."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/tom-ruprecht-walking-ballads-ep-135 Episode 135] [https://twitter.com/_andrewjohnston @_andrewjohnston] tweeted: "I picture Alec Baldwin reading the Grey Lady - and that's the only grey lady in his life."[https://twitter.com/_andrewjohnston/statuses/386231359947042816]

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/tom-ruprecht-walking-ballads-ep-135 Episode 135] "I do like that network television was like - what was it people liked about Breaking Bad? It was the hat right? Let's give this guy a hat."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/michael-urie-jonathan-tollins-the-poetry-of-her-tchotchkes-ep-131 Episode 131] "Here's a fun game: Which Manson family member is your cat? Mine is Ruth Ann, because he's very beautiful and young, but I could be wrong, he might be Diane Lake."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/michael-urie-jonathan-tollins-the-poetry-of-her-tchotchkes-ep-131 Episode 131] "I want a boyfriend! I said it! It feels so good to finally say it!"

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/michael-urie-jonathan-tollins-the-poetry-of-her-tchotchkes-ep-131 Episode 131] Re. HWYWiki: "This is your playground, Goddamn it. Is there a message board on here? I don't know, there should be. Look, you guys should meet each other, and be comfortable with each other and love each other. Should there be sex? Yes, yes there should be sex."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/tami-sagher-ep-127 Episode 127] "How dare you be called Mumford and Sons and not be a yogurt shop made up to look like a country store?"

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/freedy-johnston-ep-123 Episode 123] "Those salads caused AIDS."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-97-carrie-brownstein-danielle-henderson Episode 97] "I helped myself to a glass of milk. Isn’t that disgusting? Isn’t that, like, the weirdest, creepiest thing you’ve ever heard of, like, a grown woman drinking a glass of milk? In the commissary area of a workplace that isn’t hers? I would’ve called the cops, if I’d worked there and passed me: 'glug glug glug glug,' 2% too, 'glug glug glug glug glug.'"

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/webpage/2012/12/28 Episode 95] Re. 'The Guilt Trip': "... and his mom says, 'Oh, Wal-Mart! My son, I'm so proud, he has a meeting at Wal-Mart!' That's a dumb person thing to say. That doesn't make sense. I could get a meeting at Wal-Mart. Could I get a meeting at Wal-Mart? How long would it take for me to get a meeting at Wal-Mart, now that I'm thinking about it? Would they Google me? Would they be like 'Mmm ... not her'? That'd be flattering. People who are paranoid are, ultimately, just like, not spinning it right."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-83-p-is-for-pizza-jodi-lennon-jessica-grose Episode 83] "Anthony Bourdain and his television show, it’s like the living equivalent of The Doors. And Ottavia Bourdain said something on Twitter this week about how she was, like, running out of toilet paper 'cause she had the shits or something like that. (sigh) Oh boy. And we think Honey Boo Boo is the problem."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-30-upstairs-coke-susie-essman-gabe-delahaye Episode 30] Re. Nancy Grace's nip slip on DWTS: "Nancy Grace's nipple was the other ... (sigh) ... thing we all had in our eyeballs earlier this week. Here's the anatomy lesson America: That was an aereola. That was like a purple, wine-stained ... saucer ...of Nancy."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-30-upstairs-coke-susie-essman-gabe-delahaye Episode 30] "Emotionally, Americans never mature past the bratty, Christmas-list making children ... that all of us ... are."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-30-upstairs-coke-susie-essman-gabe-delahaye Episode 30] Regarding Dr. Phil (McGraw): "He doesn't seem like a shrink, he seems like a country doctor who will make a house call ... or a barn call ... and check on your mule, who's been acting funny."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/hwyw-ep-2-the-taste-of-christmas-morning-rattlesnakes-robert-zemeckis-s-regrets-jesse-murray-s-fave-nyc-movies-of-the-80s-anthony-atamanuik-on-real-housewives Episode 2] "I watched two Stanley Kubrick movies in a row, which is not ... that's me in a bad place."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/hwyw-ep-2-the-taste-of-christmas-morning-rattlesnakes-robert-zemeckis-s-regrets-jesse-murray-s-fave-nyc-movies-of-the-80s-anthony-atamanuik-on-real-housewives Episode 2] "I think Bill Maher and Anthony Bourdain should have an asshole-off."

"All dogs is good dogs."

"What's the name of that Ricky Gervais show? Is it 'Martin' or 'Luther'?"

"The Peacock, the Eye, the Owl and the Pocketwatch."

"Will network television ever crack men?"

Re. 'Face Off': "And they had to make giants because they were promoting that giant movie. What's it called, 'Giant'?"

"I don't know if Kathryn Bigelow is a lesbian ... but she certainly makes movies like one. It's a compliment! Is it?"

"What do you think happened the day Mary went crackers?"

Julie: Who's the most famous person on 'Dancing with the Stars'? / Billy Eichner: I don't know, Ralph the Motorcycle Mouse!

"Matador, by the way, is Spanish for master, from what I understand."

"Where did Nazis find the time?"

"You can't interview a corpse ... without the right LIGHTING!"

"Who has money I can steal with my nose?"

"Heathcliff is Garfield surrounded by garbage."

"All of 'Rent' is a little much."

Julie looks up Foghorn Leghorn on Wikipedia: "'He is a big, white rooster.' Fantastic."

"Open on a six-year-old who's scared and alone. Where is she going today? To school, where no one looks her in the eye."

"What's Molly?"

"Are you excited about Adam Sandler starring in 'Candyland'?"

Listeners' Favorite Monologue Quotes

2013-11-05T13:45:52Z

Adunt: new quote

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/julianne-moore-ep-138 Episode 138] "Now, sometimes James Spader wears a hat and sometimes he does not. He is UNBEARABLY sexy on this show, which is a statement I stand by. Sorry. I think James Spader is so goddamned sexy on this show and in general. I don’t care that the hair is gone, I don’t care that he doesn’t look like Steff anymore, he will always be Steff to me, he will always be the guy from Secretary whose name doesn’t matter because YOU ARE SO HORNY that you don’t care."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/tom-ruprecht-walking-ballads-ep-135 Episode 135] Re. new ideas for HWYWiki content: "Favorite Monologue Quotes. Why not? These make me feel good when I don't want to Google my exes. You know what that's called? Dialing Pain."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/tom-ruprecht-walking-ballads-ep-135 Episode 135] [https://twitter.com/_andrewjohnston @_andrewjohnston] tweeted: "I picture Alec Baldwin reading the Grey Lady - and that's the only grey lady in his life."[https://twitter.com/_andrewjohnston/statuses/386231359947042816]

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/michael-urie-jonathan-tollins-the-poetry-of-her-tchotchkes-ep-131 Episode 131] "Here's a fun game: Which Manson family member is your cat? Mine is Ruth Ann, because he's very beautiful and young, but I could be wrong, he might be Diane Lake."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/michael-urie-jonathan-tollins-the-poetry-of-her-tchotchkes-ep-131 Episode 131] "I want a boyfriend! I said it! It feels so good to finally say it!"

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/michael-urie-jonathan-tollins-the-poetry-of-her-tchotchkes-ep-131 Episode 131] Re. HWYWiki: "This is your playground, Goddamn it. Is there a message board on here? I don't know, there should be. Look, you guys should meet each other, and be comfortable with each other and love each other. Should there be sex? Yes, yes there should be sex."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/tami-sagher-ep-127 Episode 127] "How dare you be called Mumford and Sons and not be a yogurt shop made up to look like a country store?"

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/freedy-johnston-ep-123 Episode 123] "Those salads caused AIDS."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-97-carrie-brownstein-danielle-henderson Episode 97] "I helped myself to a glass of milk. Isn’t that disgusting? Isn’t that, like, the weirdest, creepiest thing you’ve ever heard of, like, a grown woman drinking a glass of milk? In the commissary area of a workplace that isn’t hers? I would’ve called the cops, if I’d worked there and passed me: 'glug glug glug glug,' 2% too, 'glug glug glug glug glug.'"

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/webpage/2012/12/28 Episode 95] Re. 'The Guilt Trip': "... and his mom says, 'Oh, Wal-Mart! My son, I'm so proud, he has a meeting at Wal-Mart!' That's a dumb person thing to say. That doesn't make sense. I could get a meeting at Wal-Mart. Could I get a meeting at Wal-Mart? How long would it take for me to get a meeting at Wal-Mart, now that I'm thinking about it? Would they Google me? Would they be like 'Mmm ... not her'? That'd be flattering. People who are paranoid are, ultimately, just like, not spinning it right."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-83-p-is-for-pizza-jodi-lennon-jessica-grose Episode 83] "Anthony Bourdain and his television show, it’s like the living equivalent of The Doors. And Ottavia Bourdain said something on Twitter this week about how she was, like, running out of toilet paper 'cause she had the shits or something like that. (sigh) Oh boy. And we think Honey Boo Boo is the problem."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-30-upstairs-coke-susie-essman-gabe-delahaye Episode 30] Re. Nancy Grace's nip slip on DWTS: "Nancy Grace's nipple was the other ... (sigh) ... thing we all had in our eyeballs earlier this week. Here's the anatomy lesson America: That was an aereola. That was like a purple, wine-stained ... saucer ...of Nancy."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-30-upstairs-coke-susie-essman-gabe-delahaye Episode 30] "Emotionally, Americans never mature past the bratty, Christmas-list making children ... that all of us ... are."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-30-upstairs-coke-susie-essman-gabe-delahaye Episode 30] Regarding Dr. Phil (McGraw): "He doesn't seem like a shrink, he seems like a country doctor who will make a house call ... or a barn call ... and check on your mule, who's been acting funny."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/hwyw-ep-2-the-taste-of-christmas-morning-rattlesnakes-robert-zemeckis-s-regrets-jesse-murray-s-fave-nyc-movies-of-the-80s-anthony-atamanuik-on-real-housewives Episode 2] "I watched two Stanley Kubrick movies in a row, which is not ... that's me in a bad place."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/hwyw-ep-2-the-taste-of-christmas-morning-rattlesnakes-robert-zemeckis-s-regrets-jesse-murray-s-fave-nyc-movies-of-the-80s-anthony-atamanuik-on-real-housewives Episode 2] "I think Bill Maher and Anthony Bourdain should have an asshole-off."

"All dogs is good dogs."

"What's the name of that Ricky Gervais show? Is it 'Martin' or 'Luther'?"

"The Peacock, the Eye, the Owl and the Pocketwatch."

"Will network television ever crack men?"

Re. 'Face Off': "And they had to make giants because they were promoting that giant movie. What's it called, 'Giant'?"

"I don't know if Kathryn Bigelow is a lesbian ... but she certainly makes movies like one. It's a compliment! Is it?"

"What do you think happened the day Mary went crackers?"

Julie: Who's the most famous person on 'Dancing with the Stars'? / Billy Eichner: I don't know, Ralph the Motorcycle Mouse!

"Matador, by the way, is Spanish for master, from what I understand."

"Where did Nazis find the time?"

"You can't interview a corpse ... without the right LIGHTING!"

"Who has money I can steal with my nose?"

"Heathcliff is Garfield surrounded by garbage."

"All of 'Rent' is a little much."

Julie looks up Foghorn Leghorn on Wikipedia: "'He is a big, white rooster.' Fantastic."

"Open on a six-year-old who's scared and alone. Where is she going today? To school, where no one looks her in the eye."

"What's Molly?"

"Are you excited about Adam Sandler starring in 'Candyland'?"

Listeners' Favorite Monologue Quotes

2013-11-05T13:39:31Z

Adunt: new quote

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/julianne-moore-ep-138 Episode 138] "Now, sometimes James Spader wears a hat and sometimes he does not. He is UNBEARABLY sexy on this show, which is a statement I stand by. Sorry. I think James Spader is so goddamned sexy on this show and in general. I don’t care that the hair is gone, I don’t care that he doesn’t look like Steff anymore, he will always be Steff to me, he will always be the guy from Secretary whose name doesn’t matter because YOU ARE SO HORNY that you don’t care."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/tom-ruprecht-walking-ballads-ep-135 Episode 135] Re. new ideas for HWYWiki content: "Favorite Monologue Quotes. Why not? These make me feel good when I don't want to Google my exes. You know what that's called? Dialing Pain."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/tom-ruprecht-walking-ballads-ep-135 Episode 135] [https://twitter.com/_andrewjohnston @_andrewjohnston] tweeted: "I picture Alec Baldwin reading the Grey Lady - and that's the only grey lady in his life."[https://twitter.com/_andrewjohnston/statuses/386231359947042816]

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/michael-urie-jonathan-tollins-the-poetry-of-her-tchotchkes-ep-131 Episode 131] "Here's a fun game: Which Manson family member is your cat? Mine is Ruth Ann, because he's very beautiful and young, but I could be wrong, he might be Diane Lake."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/michael-urie-jonathan-tollins-the-poetry-of-her-tchotchkes-ep-131 Episode 131] "I want a boyfriend! I said it! It feels so good to finally say it!"

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/michael-urie-jonathan-tollins-the-poetry-of-her-tchotchkes-ep-131 Episode 131] Re. HWYWiki: "This is your playground, Goddamn it. Is there a message board on here? I don't know, there should be. Look, you guys should meet each other, and be comfortable with each other and love each other. Should there be sex? Yes, yes there should be sex."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/tami-sagher-ep-127 Episode 127] "How dare you be called Mumford and Sons and not be a yogurt shop made up to look like a country store?"

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-97-carrie-brownstein-danielle-henderson Episode 97] "I helped myself to a glass of milk. Isn’t that disgusting? Isn’t that, like, the weirdest, creepiest thing you’ve ever heard of, like, a grown woman drinking a glass of milk? In the commissary area of a workplace that isn’t hers? I would’ve called the cops, if I’d worked there and passed me: 'glug glug glug glug,' 2% too, 'glug glug glug glug glug.'"

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/webpage/2012/12/28 Episode 95] Re. 'The Guilt Trip': "... and his mom says, 'Oh, Wal-Mart! My son, I'm so proud, he has a meeting at Wal-Mart!' That's a dumb person thing to say. That doesn't make sense. I could get a meeting at Wal-Mart. Could I get a meeting at Wal-Mart? How long would it take for me to get a meeting at Wal-Mart, now that I'm thinking about it? Would they Google me? Would they be like 'Mmm ... not her'? That'd be flattering. People who are paranoid are, ultimately, just like, not spinning it right."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-83-p-is-for-pizza-jodi-lennon-jessica-grose Episode 83] "Anthony Bourdain and his television show, it’s like the living equivalent of The Doors. And Ottavia Bourdain said something on Twitter this week about how she was, like, running out of toilet paper 'cause she had the shits or something like that. (sigh) Oh boy. And we think Honey Boo Boo is the problem."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-30-upstairs-coke-susie-essman-gabe-delahaye Episode 30] Re. Nancy Grace's nip slip on DWTS: "Nancy Grace's nipple was the other ... (sigh) ... thing we all had in our eyeballs earlier this week. Here's the anatomy lesson America: That was an aereola. That was like a purple, wine-stained ... saucer ...of Nancy."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-30-upstairs-coke-susie-essman-gabe-delahaye Episode 30] "Emotionally, Americans never mature past the bratty, Christmas-list making children ... that all of us ... are."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-30-upstairs-coke-susie-essman-gabe-delahaye Episode 30] Regarding Dr. Phil (McGraw): "He doesn't seem like a shrink, he seems like a country doctor who will make a house call ... or a barn call ... and check on your mule, who's been acting funny."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/hwyw-ep-2-the-taste-of-christmas-morning-rattlesnakes-robert-zemeckis-s-regrets-jesse-murray-s-fave-nyc-movies-of-the-80s-anthony-atamanuik-on-real-housewives Episode 2] "I watched two Stanley Kubrick movies in a row, which is not ... that's me in a bad place."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/hwyw-ep-2-the-taste-of-christmas-morning-rattlesnakes-robert-zemeckis-s-regrets-jesse-murray-s-fave-nyc-movies-of-the-80s-anthony-atamanuik-on-real-housewives Episode 2] "I think Bill Maher and Anthony Bourdain should have an asshole-off."

"All dogs is good dogs."

"What's the name of that Ricky Gervais show? Is it 'Martin' or 'Luther'?"

"The Peacock, the Eye, the Owl and the Pocketwatch."

"Will network television ever crack men?"

Re. 'Face Off': "And they had to make giants because they were promoting that giant movie. What's it called, 'Giant'?"

"I don't know if Kathryn Bigelow is a lesbian ... but she certainly makes movies like one. It's a compliment! Is it?"

"What do you think happened the day Mary went crackers?"

Julie: Who's the most famous person on 'Dancing with the Stars'? / Billy Eichner: I don't know, Ralph the Motorcycle Mouse!

"Matador, by the way, is Spanish for master, from what I understand."

"Where did Nazis find the time?"

"You can't interview a corpse ... without the right LIGHTING!"

"Who has money I can steal with my nose?"

"Heathcliff is Garfield surrounded by garbage."

"All of 'Rent' is a little much."

Julie looks up Foghorn Leghorn on Wikipedia: "'He is a big, white rooster.' Fantastic."

"Open on a six-year-old who's scared and alone. Where is she going today? To school, where no one looks her in the eye."

"What's Molly?"

"Are you excited about Adam Sandler starring in 'Candyland'?"

Book Club

2013-07-29T19:55:11Z

Adunt: /* Guests */

== Book Club ==
This should be a list of all the books Julie has talked about / had the authors of on the show. each book should include links to the episodes they are mentioned in and a link to their wikipedia/amazon pages.

== Guests ==
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/hwyw-ep-6-polar-bears-on-moonbeams-julie-talks-to-patton-oswalt-about-movies-books-comedy-life-plus-bob-s-burgers-writer-holly-schlesinger-shares-what-s-on-her-ti-vo-plus-patton-s-favorite-part-of-titicut-follies-the-reasoning-behind-jenny-craig-electrosh Episode 6]: Zombie Spaceship Wasteland - Patton Oswalt [http://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Spaceship-Wasteland-Patton-Oswalt/dp/1439149097] 
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/hwyw-ep-7-the-pottery-scene-from-grease-rachel-dratch-talks-about-her-book-her-baby-snl-and-rachel-shukert-to-julie-about-the-movie-tootsie-in-depth- Episode 7]: Girl Walks into a Bar; Comedy Calamities, Dating Disasters, and a Midlife Miracle - Rachel Dratch [http://www.amazon.com/Rachel-Dratch/e/B0069FQ4T6] 
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-21-in-the-business-of-lying-to-you-dave-hill-john-ross-bowie Episode 21]: Heathers (Deep Focus) - John Ross Bowie [http://www.amazon.com/Heathers-Deep-Focus-John-Bowie/dp/1593764065] 
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-26-count-chocula-s-other-teeth-michael-musto-jake-fogelnest Episode 26]: Fork on the Left, Knife in the Back - Michael Musto [http://www.amazon.com/dp/1936467100] 
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-27-shelf-of-justice-david-rakoff Episode 27]: Half Empty - David Rakoff [http://www.amazon.com/Half-Empty-David-Rakoff/dp/B00AZ83INS] 
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-28-sherry-jackie-collins-amy-schumer Episode 28]: Goddess of Vengeance - Jackie Collins [http://www.amazon.com/Goddess-Vengeance-Jackie-Collins/dp/B009D8T27W] 
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-46-consequences-chris-gethard-katie-notopoulos Episode 46]: A Bad Idea I'm About to Do: True Tales of Seriously Poor Judgment and Stunningly Awkward Adventure - Chris Gethard [http://www.amazon.com/Bad-Idea-About-Seriously-Stunningly/dp/B00AZ8ISXS] 
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-55-a-jaw-that-could-open-a-can-of-tuna-fish-mo-rocca-dave-cullen Episode 55]: Columbine - Dave Cullen [http://www.amazon.com/Columbine/dp/0446546925] 
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-75-alex-stone Episode 75]: Fooling Houdini: Magicians, Mentalists, Math Geeks & the Hidden Powers of the Mind - Alex Stone [http://www.amazon.com/Fooling-Houdini-Magicians-Mentalists-Hidden/dp/0061766216] 
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-80-david-sirota Episode 80]: Back to Our Future: How the 1980s Explain the World We Live in Now--Our Culture, Our Politics, Our Everything - David Sirota [http://www.amazon.com/Back-Our-Future-Now-Our-Everything/dp/product-description/0345518780] 
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-82-lapland-jon-ronson Episode 82]: The Psychopath Test - Jon Ronson [http://www.jonronson.com/psycho.html] 
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-95-i-m-stayin-jackie-hoffman-bill-persky Episode 95]: My Life Is A Situation Comedy - Bill Persky [http://www.amazon.com/My-Life-Situation-Comedy-ebook/dp/B00A55PM2Q] 
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-106-in-the-presence-of-poison-claudia-lonow-carol-sue-gershman Episode 106]: Here Comes Amazing You, The Jewish Lady, The Black Man and the Road Trip - Carol Sue Gershman [http://www.amazon.com/Amazing-Terrific-Happier-Healthier-Vibrant/dp/0988699907][http://www.amazon.com/Jewish-Lady-Black-Road-Trip/dp/061524288X] 
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-107-ted-travelstead-chad-carter Episode 107]: The Petraeus Files - Ted Travelstead [http://www.amazon.com/The-Petraeus-Files-Photos-Super-Secret/dp/125004099X] 
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-109-marc-spitz-nicole-j-georges Episode 109]: Calling Dr. Laura - Nicole J. Georges [http://www.amazon.com/Calling-Dr-Laura-Graphic-ebook/dp/B006R8PKJA] 
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-113-pete-ubu-jim-gaffigan-ophira-eisenberg Episode 113]: Dad is Fat - Jim Gaffigan [http://www.amazon.com/Dad-Is-Fat-Jim-Gaffigan/dp/038534905X] 
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-115-david-sedaris Episode 115]: Let's Explore Diabetes With Owls - David Sedaris [http://www.amazon.com/Lets-Explore-Diabetes-David-Sedaris/dp/0316154695] 
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/emily-bazelon-abbi-crutchfield-episode-116 Episode 116]: Sticks and Stones: Defeating the Culture of Bullying and Rediscovering the Power of Character and Empathy - Emily Bazelon [http://www.amazon.com/Sticks-Stones-Defeating-Rediscovering-Character/dp/0812992806] 
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/harris-wittels-ben-nugent-curating-the-linens-ep-119 Episode 119]: American Nerd, Good Kids - Benjamin Nugent [http://www.amazon.com/American-Nerd-The-Story-People/dp/B003IWYGJS][http://www.amazon.com/books/dp/1439136599] 
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/brent-weinbach-gabe-durham-dicks-for-days-ep-124 Episode 124]: Fun Camp - Gabe Durham [http://www.amazon.com/Fun-Camp-Gabe-Durham/dp/0988850311] 

== Mentions ==
In Cold Blood - Truman Capote [http://www.amazon.com/In-Cold-Blood-Truman-Capote/dp/0679745580] 
what purpose did i serve in your life - Marie Calloway [http://www.amazon.com/what-purpose-serve-your-life/dp/0985023589/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1374289750&sr=8-1&keywords=marie+calloway] 
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-18-giant-pictures-of-hamburgers-tom-scharpling Episode 18]: Ode to Happiness - Keanu Reeves [http://www.amazon.com/Ode-Happiness-Keanu-Reeves/dp/3869302097] 
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-37-the-juiciest-chicken-you-ve-ever-had-sonja-morgan-richard-lawson Episode 37]: God, If You're Not Up There, I'm F*cked: Tales of Stand-Up, Saturday Night Live, and Other Mind-Altering Mayhem - Darrell Hammond [http://www.amazon.com/God-Youre-There-cked-Mind-Altering/dp/006206455X] 
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-87-how-was-your-storm-chris-spooner-jack-fagan Episode 87]: Fifty Shades of Grey - E.L. James [http://www.amazon.com/Fifty-Shades-Grey-Book-Trilogy/dp/0345803485] 
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-115-david-sedaris Episode 115]: Tiger, Tiger: A Memoir - Margaux Fragoso [http://www.amazon.com/Tiger-Tiger/dp/B00AK3M69K] 
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/brent-weinbach-gabe-durham-dicks-for-days-ep-124 Episode 124]: Love, Dishonor, Marry, Die, Cherish, Perish: A Novel - David Rakoff [http://www.amazon.com/Love-Dishonor-Marry-Cherish-Perish/dp/038553521X]

Book Club

2013-07-26T18:33:22Z

Adunt: /* Mentions */

== Book Club ==
This should be a list of all the books Julie has talked about / had the authors of on the show. each book should include links to the episodes they are mentioned in and a link to their wikipedia/amazon pages.

== Guests ==
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/hwyw-ep-6-polar-bears-on-moonbeams-julie-talks-to-patton-oswalt-about-movies-books-comedy-life-plus-bob-s-burgers-writer-holly-schlesinger-shares-what-s-on-her-ti-vo-plus-patton-s-favorite-part-of-titicut-follies-the-reasoning-behind-jenny-craig-electrosh Episode 6]: Zombie Spaceship Wasteland - Patton Oswalt [http://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Spaceship-Wasteland-Patton-Oswalt/dp/1439149097] 
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/hwyw-ep-7-the-pottery-scene-from-grease-rachel-dratch-talks-about-her-book-her-baby-snl-and-rachel-shukert-to-julie-about-the-movie-tootsie-in-depth- Episode 7]: Girl Walks into a Bar; Comedy Calamities, Dating Disasters, and a Midlife Miracle - Rachel Dratch [http://www.amazon.com/Rachel-Dratch/e/B0069FQ4T6] 
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-21-in-the-business-of-lying-to-you-dave-hill-john-ross-bowie Episode 21]: Heathers (Deep Focus) - John Ross Bowie [http://www.amazon.com/Heathers-Deep-Focus-John-Bowie/dp/1593764065] 
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-26-count-chocula-s-other-teeth-michael-musto-jake-fogelnest Episode 26]: Fork on the Left, Knife in the Back - Michael Musto [http://www.amazon.com/dp/1936467100] 
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-27-shelf-of-justice-david-rakoff Episode 27]: Half Empty - David Rakoff [http://www.amazon.com/Half-Empty-David-Rakoff/dp/B00AZ83INS] 
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-28-sherry-jackie-collins-amy-schumer Episode 28]: Goddess of Vengeance - Jackie Collins [http://www.amazon.com/Goddess-Vengeance-Jackie-Collins/dp/B009D8T27W] 
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-46-consequences-chris-gethard-katie-notopoulos Episode 46]: A Bad Idea I'm About to Do: True Tales of Seriously Poor Judgment and Stunningly Awkward Adventure - Chris Gethard [http://www.amazon.com/Bad-Idea-About-Seriously-Stunningly/dp/B00AZ8ISXS] 
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-80-david-sirota Episode 80]: Back to Our Future: How the 1980s Explain the World We Live in Now--Our Culture, Our Politics, Our Everything - David Sirota [http://www.amazon.com/Back-Our-Future-Now-Our-Everything/dp/product-description/0345518780] 
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-82-lapland-jon-ronson Episode 82]: The Psychopath Test - Jon Ronson [http://www.jonronson.com/psycho.html] 
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-95-i-m-stayin-jackie-hoffman-bill-persky Episode 95]: My Life Is A Situation Comedy - Bill Persky [http://www.amazon.com/My-Life-Situation-Comedy-ebook/dp/B00A55PM2Q] 
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-106-in-the-presence-of-poison-claudia-lonow-carol-sue-gershman Episode 106]: Here Comes Amazing You, The Jewish Lady, The Black Man and the Road Trip - Carol Sue Gershman [http://www.amazon.com/Amazing-Terrific-Happier-Healthier-Vibrant/dp/0988699907][http://www.amazon.com/Jewish-Lady-Black-Road-Trip/dp/061524288X] 
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-107-ted-travelstead-chad-carter Episode 107]: The Petraeus Files - Ted Travelstead [http://www.amazon.com/The-Petraeus-Files-Photos-Super-Secret/dp/125004099X] 
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-109-marc-spitz-nicole-j-georges Episode 109]: Calling Dr. Laura - Nicole J. Georges [http://www.amazon.com/Calling-Dr-Laura-Graphic-ebook/dp/B006R8PKJA] 
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-113-pete-ubu-jim-gaffigan-ophira-eisenberg Episode 113]: Dad is Fat - Jim Gaffigan [http://www.amazon.com/Dad-Is-Fat-Jim-Gaffigan/dp/038534905X] 
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-115-david-sedaris Episode 115]: Let's Explore Diabetes With Owls - David Sedaris [http://www.amazon.com/Lets-Explore-Diabetes-David-Sedaris/dp/0316154695] 
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/emily-bazelon-abbi-crutchfield-episode-116 Episode 116]: Sticks and Stones: Defeating the Culture of Bullying and Rediscovering the Power of Character and Empathy - Emily Bazelon [http://www.amazon.com/Sticks-Stones-Defeating-Rediscovering-Character/dp/0812992806] 
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/harris-wittels-ben-nugent-curating-the-linens-ep-119 Episode 119]: American Nerd, Good Kids - Benjamin Nugent [http://www.amazon.com/American-Nerd-The-Story-People/dp/B003IWYGJS][http://www.amazon.com/books/dp/1439136599] 
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/brent-weinbach-gabe-durham-dicks-for-days-ep-124 Episode 124]: Fun Camp - Gabe Durham [http://www.amazon.com/Fun-Camp-Gabe-Durham/dp/0988850311] 

== Mentions ==
In Cold Blood - Truman Capote [http://www.amazon.com/In-Cold-Blood-Truman-Capote/dp/0679745580] 
what purpose did i serve in your life - Marie Calloway [http://www.amazon.com/what-purpose-serve-your-life/dp/0985023589/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1374289750&sr=8-1&keywords=marie+calloway] 
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-18-giant-pictures-of-hamburgers-tom-scharpling Episode 18]: Ode to Happiness - Keanu Reeves [http://www.amazon.com/Ode-Happiness-Keanu-Reeves/dp/3869302097] 
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-37-the-juiciest-chicken-you-ve-ever-had-sonja-morgan-richard-lawson Episode 37]: God, If You're Not Up There, I'm F*cked: Tales of Stand-Up, Saturday Night Live, and Other Mind-Altering Mayhem - Darrell Hammond [http://www.amazon.com/God-Youre-There-cked-Mind-Altering/dp/006206455X] 
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-87-how-was-your-storm-chris-spooner-jack-fagan Episode 87]: Fifty Shades of Grey - E.L. James [http://www.amazon.com/Fifty-Shades-Grey-Book-Trilogy/dp/0345803485] 
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-115-david-sedaris Episode 115]: Tiger, Tiger: A Memoir - Margaux Fragoso [http://www.amazon.com/Tiger-Tiger/dp/B00AK3M69K] 
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/brent-weinbach-gabe-durham-dicks-for-days-ep-124 Episode 124]: Love, Dishonor, Marry, Die, Cherish, Perish: A Novel - David Rakoff [http://www.amazon.com/Love-Dishonor-Marry-Cherish-Perish/dp/038553521X]

Book Club

2013-07-26T18:30:46Z

Adunt:

== Book Club ==
This should be a list of all the books Julie has talked about / had the authors of on the show. each book should include links to the episodes they are mentioned in and a link to their wikipedia/amazon pages.

== Guests ==
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/hwyw-ep-6-polar-bears-on-moonbeams-julie-talks-to-patton-oswalt-about-movies-books-comedy-life-plus-bob-s-burgers-writer-holly-schlesinger-shares-what-s-on-her-ti-vo-plus-patton-s-favorite-part-of-titicut-follies-the-reasoning-behind-jenny-craig-electrosh Episode 6]: Zombie Spaceship Wasteland - Patton Oswalt [http://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Spaceship-Wasteland-Patton-Oswalt/dp/1439149097] 
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/hwyw-ep-7-the-pottery-scene-from-grease-rachel-dratch-talks-about-her-book-her-baby-snl-and-rachel-shukert-to-julie-about-the-movie-tootsie-in-depth- Episode 7]: Girl Walks into a Bar; Comedy Calamities, Dating Disasters, and a Midlife Miracle - Rachel Dratch [http://www.amazon.com/Rachel-Dratch/e/B0069FQ4T6] 
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-21-in-the-business-of-lying-to-you-dave-hill-john-ross-bowie Episode 21]: Heathers (Deep Focus) - John Ross Bowie [http://www.amazon.com/Heathers-Deep-Focus-John-Bowie/dp/1593764065] 
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-26-count-chocula-s-other-teeth-michael-musto-jake-fogelnest Episode 26]: Fork on the Left, Knife in the Back - Michael Musto [http://www.amazon.com/dp/1936467100] 
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-27-shelf-of-justice-david-rakoff Episode 27]: Half Empty - David Rakoff [http://www.amazon.com/Half-Empty-David-Rakoff/dp/B00AZ83INS] 
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-28-sherry-jackie-collins-amy-schumer Episode 28]: Goddess of Vengeance - Jackie Collins [http://www.amazon.com/Goddess-Vengeance-Jackie-Collins/dp/B009D8T27W] 
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-46-consequences-chris-gethard-katie-notopoulos Episode 46]: A Bad Idea I'm About to Do: True Tales of Seriously Poor Judgment and Stunningly Awkward Adventure - Chris Gethard [http://www.amazon.com/Bad-Idea-About-Seriously-Stunningly/dp/B00AZ8ISXS] 
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-80-david-sirota Episode 80]: Back to Our Future: How the 1980s Explain the World We Live in Now--Our Culture, Our Politics, Our Everything - David Sirota [http://www.amazon.com/Back-Our-Future-Now-Our-Everything/dp/product-description/0345518780] 
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-82-lapland-jon-ronson Episode 82]: The Psychopath Test - Jon Ronson [http://www.jonronson.com/psycho.html] 
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-95-i-m-stayin-jackie-hoffman-bill-persky Episode 95]: My Life Is A Situation Comedy - Bill Persky [http://www.amazon.com/My-Life-Situation-Comedy-ebook/dp/B00A55PM2Q] 
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-106-in-the-presence-of-poison-claudia-lonow-carol-sue-gershman Episode 106]: Here Comes Amazing You, The Jewish Lady, The Black Man and the Road Trip - Carol Sue Gershman [http://www.amazon.com/Amazing-Terrific-Happier-Healthier-Vibrant/dp/0988699907][http://www.amazon.com/Jewish-Lady-Black-Road-Trip/dp/061524288X] 
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-107-ted-travelstead-chad-carter Episode 107]: The Petraeus Files - Ted Travelstead [http://www.amazon.com/The-Petraeus-Files-Photos-Super-Secret/dp/125004099X] 
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-109-marc-spitz-nicole-j-georges Episode 109]: Calling Dr. Laura - Nicole J. Georges [http://www.amazon.com/Calling-Dr-Laura-Graphic-ebook/dp/B006R8PKJA] 
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-113-pete-ubu-jim-gaffigan-ophira-eisenberg Episode 113]: Dad is Fat - Jim Gaffigan [http://www.amazon.com/Dad-Is-Fat-Jim-Gaffigan/dp/038534905X] 
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-115-david-sedaris Episode 115]: Let's Explore Diabetes With Owls - David Sedaris [http://www.amazon.com/Lets-Explore-Diabetes-David-Sedaris/dp/0316154695] 
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/emily-bazelon-abbi-crutchfield-episode-116 Episode 116]: Sticks and Stones: Defeating the Culture of Bullying and Rediscovering the Power of Character and Empathy - Emily Bazelon [http://www.amazon.com/Sticks-Stones-Defeating-Rediscovering-Character/dp/0812992806] 
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/harris-wittels-ben-nugent-curating-the-linens-ep-119 Episode 119]: American Nerd, Good Kids - Benjamin Nugent [http://www.amazon.com/American-Nerd-The-Story-People/dp/B003IWYGJS][http://www.amazon.com/books/dp/1439136599] 
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/brent-weinbach-gabe-durham-dicks-for-days-ep-124 Episode 124]: Fun Camp - Gabe Durham [http://www.amazon.com/Fun-Camp-Gabe-Durham/dp/0988850311] 

== Mentions ==
In Cold Blood - Truman Capote [http://www.amazon.com/In-Cold-Blood-Truman-Capote/dp/0679745580] 
what purpose did i serve in your life - Marie Calloway [http://www.amazon.com/what-purpose-serve-your-life/dp/0985023589/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1374289750&sr=8-1&keywords=marie+calloway] 
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-18-giant-pictures-of-hamburgers-tom-scharpling Episode 18]: Ode to Happiness - Keanu Reeves [http://www.amazon.com/Ode-Happiness-Keanu-Reeves/dp/3869302097] 
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-37-the-juiciest-chicken-you-ve-ever-had-sonja-morgan-richard-lawson Episode 37]: God, If You're Not Up There, I'm F*cked: Tales of Stand-Up, Saturday Night Live, and Other Mind-Altering Mayhem - Darrell Hammond [http://www.amazon.com/God-Youre-There-cked-Mind-Altering/dp/006206455X] 
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-87-how-was-your-storm-chris-spooner-jack-fagan Episode 87]: Fifty Shades of Grey - E.L. James [http://www.amazon.com/Fifty-Shades-Grey-Book-Trilogy/dp/0345803485] 
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-115-david-sedaris Episode 115]: Let's Explore Diabetes With Owls - David Sedaris [http://www.amazon.com/Tiger, Tiger/dp/B00AK3M69K] 
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/brent-weinbach-gabe-durham-dicks-for-days-ep-124 Episode 124]: Love, Dishonor, Marry, Die, Cherish, Perish: A Novel - David Rakoff [http://www.amazon.com/Love-Dishonor-Marry-Cherish-Perish/dp/038553521X]