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2014-07-06T19:57:12Z

99.232.101.83: /* The Kugel of Kugels: */

=== Noodles: ===

Ingredients:

* Noodles
* Cottage cheese
* Salt
* Pepper

1. Boil noodles

2. drain noodles

3. add:
Cottage cheese,
Salt and pepper.

4. Eat.

=== The Kugel of Kugels: ===

BUST magazine asked Julie for her Mom's Kugel recipe. Julie made this Kugel for [[Emily Gould]]'s [http://www.theawl.com/2010/06/cooking-the-books-julie-klausner-emily-gould-make-kugel Cooking The Books], too. Here it is:

The key to this recipe is to use 10-12 eggs and beat them very well. If you really have time, my Grandma Adele used to beat the white and yolk separately to make the kugel extra light.

*1 pound broad noodles
*1/2 pound unsalted butter
*1 pint low fat sour cream
*1 pound large curd low fat cottage cheese
*3/4 cup sugar
*pinch of salt
*2 teaspoons vanilla
*10-12 eggs
*Raisins if you don’t hate raisins, or a can of drained crushed pineapple

1. Melt butter until it turns golden. 
2. Boil noodles in salted water about 12 minutes and drain (not too long so they don’t get mushy) 
3. Put a tablespoon of melted butter in the bottom of a 14 inch square baking pan. 
4. Beat eggs well. Add sour cream, cottage cheese, sugar, salt, vanilla, and all but 2 tablespoons of the melted butter. 
5. Add this mixture to the noodles and pineapple, tossing lightly. 
6. Spoon the mixture into the pan. 
7. Pour the last 2 tablespoons of butter on top. If you wish instead, you can add jam or jelly to the top during the final 10 minutes of baking. 
8. Bake at 350 degrees for 1 and 1/4 hours. Keep covered until the last 15 minutes. 
9. Makes 10 servings. 
10. Enjoy! 

Source:[http://julieklausner.tumblr.com/post/11099647819/the-kugel-of-kugels Julieklausner.tumblr.com]

Recipes

2014-07-06T19:53:43Z

99.232.101.83:

=== Noodles: ===

Ingredients:

* Noodles
* Cottage cheese
* Salt
* Pepper

1. Boil noodles

2. drain noodles

3. add:
Cottage cheese,
Salt and pepper.

4. Eat.

=== The Kugel of Kugels: ===

BUST magazine asked Julie for her Mom's Kugel recipe. Here it is:

The key to this recipe is to use 10-12 eggs and beat them very well. If you really have time, my Grandma Adele used to beat the white and yolk separately to make the kugel extra light.

*1 pound broad noodles
*1/2 pound unsalted butter
*1 pint low fat sour cream
*1 pound large curd low fat cottage cheese
*3/4 cup sugar
*pinch of salt
*2 teaspoons vanilla
*10-12 eggs
*Raisins if you don’t hate raisins, or a can of drained crushed pineapple

1. Melt butter until it turns golden.
2. Boil noodles in salted water about 12 minutes and drain (not too long so they don’t get mushy)
3. Put a tablespoon of melted butter in the bottom of a 14 inch square baking pan.
4. Beat eggs well. Add sour cream, cottage cheese, sugar, salt, vanilla, and all but 2 tablespoons of the melted butter.
5. Add this mixture to the noodles and pineapple, tossing lightly.
6. Spoon the mixture into the pan.
7. Pour the last 2 tablespoons of butter on top. If you wish instead, you can add jam or jelly to the top during the final 10 minutes of baking.
8. Bake at 350 degrees for 1 and 1/4 hours. Keep covered until the last 15 minutes.
9. Makes 10 servings.
10. Enjoy!

Source:[http://julieklausner.tumblr.com/post/11099647819/the-kugel-of-kugels Julieklausner.tumblr.com]

Enemies of the Show

2014-04-07T03:16:25Z

99.232.101.83: /* Mickey Rooney */

== Pauley Perrette ==
[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:PauleyPerretteHWOFOct2012.jpg] Pauley Perrette, otherwise known as the World's Oldest Goth, became an enemy of the show after antagonizing Julie and marring an otherwise delightful dog awards show in the process.

Julie, working the event as a red carpet correspondent at the time, asked Perrette if she was intoxicated and/or planned to steal a dog by smuggling it under her dress. Perrette, insulted, unsuccessfully tried to have Julie removed from the event. Julie offers new ruminations on this bizarre encounter every few weeks while mocking Perrette from afar, inspired largely by the actresses' interviews and tweets.

Recently(January 2014) Perrette was the social media correspondent at the Grammys and stunk big time.

Perrette was at one time married to one "Coyote Shivers".

Has not yet tweeted support for Dylan Farrow.[https://twitter.com/PauleyP]

== Gnats ==
[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gnat] Also known as "Guh-Nats", these horrible insects are often found in boxes of soup, which are not to be kept in your kitchen.

== Patti Stanger ==
[http://en.wikipwikiPatti_Stanger] "Patti Stang-air", otherwise known as the Millionaire Matchmonster, is a horse-faced garbage person made out of snakes. Ostensibly a matchmaker for hire, Stanger harbors an irrational aversion to red and curly hair when not writing a garbage blog-column for People Magazine ('Bag of Snakes') or escaping from the various glue factories to which she is routinely sent.

Julie has deemed this yenta "bad for the Jews".

== Mario Lopez ==
An anti-circumcision zealot whose bizarrely predictable descents into binge-eating can be tracked on Twitt-air.

== Jenny McCarthy ==
A delusional individual who uses her platform and wildly baseless anti-vaccination beliefs to murder children.[http://www.jennymccarthybodycount.com/Anti-Vaccine_Body_Count/Home.html]

== Anthony Bourdain ==
[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Bourdain] A pretentious boomer, faux-edgy television chef and total asshole. His "No Reservations" theme song may potentially be sung by a horse.

Bourdain's second wife, Ottavia, posts scholarly, deep things on the internet. Julie once referred to her on Twitt-air as "competitively dumb / shallow / famous for no reason" in response to a photo of Ottavia's abs and "The situation ain't got nothing on me" reference. Ottavia responded with an ancient, wise proverb: "If you don't like the smell of my shit get your nose out of my asshole."

== Neil LaBute ==
[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_Labute] A fat man / 'playwright' who hates women and occasionally writes online comments in response to reviews of his own plays. Strong anti-LaBute feelings are expressed in [[Episode 119]]. In [[Episode 18]] Julie mentions starting a hashtag "#neillabute4celebfitclub on Twitter, a campaign in attempt to shame Neil into joining the cast of Celebrity Fit Club. "I swear to god the first time you see Neil Labute is the first time you're shocked at how fat Neil Labute is."

== Sting and Trudi Styler ==
A Doomsday obsessed, potentially Raelian couple comprised of a man formerly named 'Gordon' and woman known for taking over the backs of Kashi cereal boxes. It has been concluded they fuck way, way too much.

== Snakes & Liz-airds ==
Do not send pictures of your snakes and lizards listening to the podcast or reading Julie's books, as "it will ruin [Julie's] life."

== Citi Bikes ==
These Hot Wheels-like bicycles ruin the view while waiting in line for Sunday brunch and make Julie mad enough to throw an orange. They are believed to be the only enemy of the show Julie has straddled.

== Steampunks ==
A group of individuals obsessed with cogs and top hats.

== Carrie ==
Wrote Julie a piece of hatemail as a response to Julie's piece on Jezebel [http://jezebel.com/5810735/dont-fear-the-dowager-a-valentine-to-maturity]. Wouldn't have been any less offensive if it had been written using Swastika stationary.

== Mickey Rooney ==
Dead (1922–2014)

He is now at one with Satan.

== Satan ==
A mythological character who had a falling out with Julie over her pro-Bloomberg leanings; called support "beyond usual evil." [citation needed]

[[Wikipedia : Satan | Patti Stanger]] and Satan have never been seen in the same room. However, Mickey Rooney and Satan have.

Enemies of the Show

2014-04-07T03:14:53Z

99.232.101.83: /* Mickey Rooney */

== Pauley Perrette ==
[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:PauleyPerretteHWOFOct2012.jpg] Pauley Perrette, otherwise known as the World's Oldest Goth, became an enemy of the show after antagonizing Julie and marring an otherwise delightful dog awards show in the process.

Julie, working the event as a red carpet correspondent at the time, asked Perrette if she was intoxicated and/or planned to steal a dog by smuggling it under her dress. Perrette, insulted, unsuccessfully tried to have Julie removed from the event. Julie offers new ruminations on this bizarre encounter every few weeks while mocking Perrette from afar, inspired largely by the actresses' interviews and tweets.

Recently(January 2014) Perrette was the social media correspondent at the Grammys and stunk big time.

Perrette was at one time married to one "Coyote Shivers".

Has not yet tweeted support for Dylan Farrow.[https://twitter.com/PauleyP]

== Gnats ==
[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gnat] Also known as "Guh-Nats", these horrible insects are often found in boxes of soup, which are not to be kept in your kitchen.

== Patti Stanger ==
[http://en.wikipwikiPatti_Stanger] "Patti Stang-air", otherwise known as the Millionaire Matchmonster, is a horse-faced garbage person made out of snakes. Ostensibly a matchmaker for hire, Stanger harbors an irrational aversion to red and curly hair when not writing a garbage blog-column for People Magazine ('Bag of Snakes') or escaping from the various glue factories to which she is routinely sent.

Julie has deemed this yenta "bad for the Jews".

== Mario Lopez ==
An anti-circumcision zealot whose bizarrely predictable descents into binge-eating can be tracked on Twitt-air.

== Jenny McCarthy ==
A delusional individual who uses her platform and wildly baseless anti-vaccination beliefs to murder children.[http://www.jennymccarthybodycount.com/Anti-Vaccine_Body_Count/Home.html]

== Anthony Bourdain ==
[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Bourdain] A pretentious boomer, faux-edgy television chef and total asshole. His "No Reservations" theme song may potentially be sung by a horse.

Bourdain's second wife, Ottavia, posts scholarly, deep things on the internet. Julie once referred to her on Twitt-air as "competitively dumb / shallow / famous for no reason" in response to a photo of Ottavia's abs and "The situation ain't got nothing on me" reference. Ottavia responded with an ancient, wise proverb: "If you don't like the smell of my shit get your nose out of my asshole."

== Neil LaBute ==
[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_Labute] A fat man / 'playwright' who hates women and occasionally writes online comments in response to reviews of his own plays. Strong anti-LaBute feelings are expressed in [[Episode 119]]. In [[Episode 18]] Julie mentions starting a hashtag "#neillabute4celebfitclub on Twitter, a campaign in attempt to shame Neil into joining the cast of Celebrity Fit Club. "I swear to god the first time you see Neil Labute is the first time you're shocked at how fat Neil Labute is."

== Sting and Trudi Styler ==
A Doomsday obsessed, potentially Raelian couple comprised of a man formerly named 'Gordon' and woman known for taking over the backs of Kashi cereal boxes. It has been concluded they fuck way, way too much.

== Snakes & Liz-airds ==
Do not send pictures of your snakes and lizards listening to the podcast or reading Julie's books, as "it will ruin [Julie's] life."

== Citi Bikes ==
These Hot Wheels-like bicycles ruin the view while waiting in line for Sunday brunch and make Julie mad enough to throw an orange. They are believed to be the only enemy of the show Julie has straddled.

== Steampunks ==
A group of individuals obsessed with cogs and top hats.

== Carrie ==
Wrote Julie a piece of hatemail as a response to Julie's piece on Jezebel [http://jezebel.com/5810735/dont-fear-the-dowager-a-valentine-to-maturity]. Wouldn't have been any less offensive if it had been written using Swastika stationary.

== Mickey Rooney ==
Dead (1922–2014)

== Satan ==
A mythological character who had a falling out with Julie over her pro-Bloomberg leanings; called support "beyond usual evil." [citation needed]

[[Wikipedia : Satan | Patti Stanger]] and Satan have never been seen in the same room. However, Mickey Rooney and Satan have.