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Spoony's Recaps

2014-10-29T02:16:47Z

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''Post some of Spoony's recaps here (Boredwalk empirezzz, Luck, etc.)''

'''Boredwalk Nightmarezzz'''

During [http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/therese-mahler-julie-klausner-on-a-citibike-dot-com-ep-132 Episode 132], Julie read out the following:

Chris 'Spoony' Spooner has taken to blending his own nightmares with his Boredwalk Empirezzz recaps. During [http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/nicole-holofcener-the-domain-of-the-rotund-ep-136 Episode 136], Julie read out the following:

"Nucky’s nephew is in a jam. He stole some booze and made a classmate shit himself to death because he hated him. Michael Shannon fell in with a bad crowd and now he’s doing coke with Al Capone. J Edgar Hoover had Nucky’s butler tied to a chair and has some kid punch him until he barfs [''laughs'']. Gretchen Mol’s child custody hearing didn’t go well so she smashed a glass, touched a dick, and peaced out to score some smack. The Untouchables show up and shoot up Al Capone’s brother; they show him the ''Chicago'' way. I can taste bile. When Nucky’s butler is finally let go, he goes back home to Nucky. The bile is starting to rise in my throat. I can’t hold it down and it’s bubbling out of my mouth and flowing harder and harder, and it’s thick and black and it’s collecting and splattering all over the floor [''Oh Spoony...'']. I can feel masses and shapes coming up as well. They collect in the black puddle and coalesce into something that’s moving and squirming. It’s beginning to sound like a shriek and scream and the bile won’t stop pouring out of my mouth and the wailing is becoming deafening. Nucky wants to know where the butler’s been and why his shoes are covered in bile, so the butler jumps out the window."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/julianne-moore-oooooh!-ep-138 Episode 138], It's Spoony's Birthday and he provides another recap for Julie to read out:

We have a new Boredwalk Nightmarezzz recap from Spoony, the birthday boy. As you know I force Chris Spoony Spooner to watch Boredwalk Empirezzz every week and recap what happened. He has since taken to combining recaps of the episodes with his dreams. Here’s this week’s recap:

Nuky is just back from Florida where he has been going to alligator fights and fucking Patricia Arquette’s shotgun. Now he has to hang out with drop out nephew. Nephew was in class and heard a poem that was so scary he quit school. Chalky is hiring singers from Jeffrey Wright who is kind of a proto five percenter and is in it for the Libyans. Chalky is having sex with the singers. The singers are watching Wright’s murder chest scars. Gretchen Moll is going through junk withdrawal and Al Capone is shooting all the cops and Irishmen he can get his hands on. It’s all really busy and it doesn’t slow down until Rufus kills a priest from his church because Rufus is up to no good.

I don’t know who Rufus is. Spoony you never introduced who Rufus was, as far as I’m concerned he’s a bull Mastiff
Just before the priest dies he starts speaking Latin. The words are old, older than any language spoken today. They speak of ancient gods and grudges long forgotten by anyone alive today. For a moment the priest sees beyond the boundaries of this dimension and sees the future bathed in blood by she-priestess bathed in blood and wrapped in the skin of those who disbelieved soon to be born. She’ll open the thin membrane that separates our world form the hungry others that howl in space just beyond our sight.

Here goes, Spoony’s latest recap [http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/andrea-martin-hershey-nestlebaum-ep-187 Episode 187],:

Chalky escaped his chain gang with a simple man who had a dent in his head from being kicked by a horse. The man with a dent in his head did not know what was up with phones so he kept Chalky around for that kind of thing. They break into a house with a woman and a teenage girl inside because Denty is sure there’s a safe in there they can rob. Sure enough phones fuck it up for them. And Chalky has to finish the job that a horse started all of those years ago by bashing his head in with a hammer. Deny was getting too creepy with the women. The women are ungrateful

Patricia Arquette is gunned down by the Cuban army in the street. In a flashback Little Nucky gets in trouble with adults for breaking into a hotel in the off-season to look at the toilets and take a bath. In Chicago Al Capone is watching movies of himself and clapping and singing along while doing tons of blow. When one of his henchmen makes a bad move he beats him to death with a toy that Lucky Luciano gave him. He beats him with a sharp pointed toy and doesn’t stop until everything is covered in blood, his face, his cigar, and all of the toys are covered in blood. Henchmen scrub the toys and try to make everything the way it was but there is so much blood. You can’t play with toys that are so bloody it makes no sense.

Monologue Transcripts

2014-10-21T10:26:20Z

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Wonderful listeners and HWYWikians volunteer their time and effort to transcribe Julie's fantastic opening monologues.

If you want to claim an episode to transcribe, please add it to this list and use 'Pending' as the status so we know you're working on it.

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!Episode
!Date
!Status

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|[[Episode 68: "Crazy Person F.I.T."]]
|June 22, 2012
|Pending
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|[[Episode 74: "Most of the Nooks"]]
|August 3, 2012
|Complete

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|[[Episode 136: "Layla"]]
|October 11, 2013
|Pending
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|[[Episode 137: "Houdini's Waffles"]]
|October 18, 2013
|Complete

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|[[Episode 138: "Oooooh!"]]
|October 25, 2013
|Complete

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|[[Episode 139: "More Suicide Than The Average Bear"]]
|November 1, 2013
|Complete

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|[[Episode 140: "A Charmless Joy Behar"]]
|November 8, 2013
|Complete

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|[[Episode 141: "Congratulations"]]
|November 15, 2013
|Complete

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|[[Episode 142: "Betty 1, 2, 3"]]
|November 22, 2013
|Complete

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|[[Episode 143: "The Crime of Being Delicious"]]
|November 29, 2013
|Complete

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|[[Episode 144: "P Pocket"]]
|December 6, 2013
|Complete

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|[[Episode 145: "Death Fedora"]]
|December 13, 2013
|Complete

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|[[Episode 146: "The Opposite of Rock & Roll"]]
|December 20, 2013
|Complete

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|[[Episode 147: "I Don't Do Mushrooms, Henry"]]
|December 27, 2013
|Complete

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|[[Episode 148: "Goodbye, Spoony"]]
|January 3, 2014
|Complete

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|[[Episode 149: "Here's a Sconce"]]
|January 10, 2014
|Complete

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|[[Episode 150: "HWYW Gems Volume 5"]]
|January 17, 2014
|Complete

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|[[Episode 151: "To Talk to You About Rembrandt"]]
|January 24, 2014
|Complete

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|[[Episode 152: "Bret Easton Ellis Brainstorming"]]
|January 31, 2014
|Complete

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|[[Episode 153: "Strings and Levees and Pulleys"]]
|February 7, 2014
|Complete

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|[[Episode 154: "Shakespeare on my Bike"]]
|February 14, 2014
|Complete

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|[[Episode 155: "Andrew and Sunshine"]]
|February 21, 2014
|Complete

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|[[Episode 156: "Karen O-scars"]]
|February 28, 2014
|Complete

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|[[Episode 157: "Doing A Voice Things"]]
|March 7, 2014
|Complete

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|[[Episode 158: "She's a Car"]]
|March 14, 2014
|Complete

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|[[Episode 159: "Python Run"]]
|March 21, 2014
|Complete

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|[[Episode 160: "God"]]
|March 28, 2014
|Complete

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|[[Episode 161: "Things That Demonstrate Physics"]]
|April 4, 2014
|Complete

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|[[Episode 162: "Praying to Fonts"]]
|April 11, 2014
|Complete

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|[[Episode 163: "Talking Gump"]]
|April 18, 2014
|Complete

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|[[Episode 164: "That's The Twist"]]
|April 25, 2014
|Complete

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|[[Episode 165: "A Working Heart"]]
|May 2, 2014
|Complete

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|[[Episode 166: "That Bellevue Glow"]]
|May 9, 2014
|Complete

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|[[Episode 167: "Unable to Close Her Eyes"]]
|May 16, 2014
|Complete

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|[[Episode 168: "The Current Incarnation of Alec"]]
|May 23, 2014
|Complete

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|[[Episode 169: "Pus Town"]]
|May 30, 2014
|Complete

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|[[Episode 170: "Our Generation's Nessie"]]
|June 6, 2014
|Complete

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|[[Episode 171: "Brillsplaining"]]
|June 13, 2014
|Complete

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|[[Episode 172: "Pellet of Pleasure"]]
|June 20, 2014
|Complete

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|[[Episode 173: "HWYW Gems 6"]]
|June 27, 2014
|Complete

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|[[Episode 175: "Barbershop Quartet of Bullying Doom"]]
|July 11, 2014
|Complete

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|[[Episode 176: "False Chunk"]]
|July 18, 2014
|Complete

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|[[Episode 177: "The Smaller The Cats"]]
|July 25, 2014
|Complete

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|[[Episode 178: "One of the Few Living People That Has A Ghost"]]
|August 1, 2014
|Complete

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|[[Episode 179: "Rita Moreno Was Going Through Some Stuff"]]
|August 8, 2014
|Complete

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|[[Episode 180: "My Dog Hates Me"]]
|August 15, 2014
|Complete

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|[[Episode 181: "STANLEY"]]
|August 22, 2014
|Complete

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|[[Episode 182: "A Cup and Saucer Made Out of a Daffodil"]]
|September 5, 2014
|Complete

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|[[Episode 183: "Starship Truthers"]]
|September 12, 2014
|Complete

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|[[Episode 185: "Sucking In"]]
|September 19, 2014
|Complete

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|[[Episode 186: "IF HIS NAME WAS WOODEN SPOON"]]
|September 26, 2014
|Complete

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|[[Episode 187: "Hershey Nestlebaum"]]
|October 3, 2014
|Complete

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|[[Episode 188: "Her Own Carol"]]
|October 10, 2014
|Complete

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|[[Episode 189: "Australian Mars"]]
|October 17, 2014
|Complete
|}

Episode 136: "Layla"

2014-10-21T10:24:31Z

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== Date ==
11 October 2013

== Guests ==
Nicole Holofcener

== Origin of the episode title ==
In the monologue, Julie sings the lyrics she wrote for piano part at the end of "Layla."

== Discussed ==
Here it is! One of the best episodes of this thing yet. Writer/DIrector NICOLE HOLOFCENER joins Julie to talk about ENOUGH SAID, James Gandolfini's first day on set, the perfection of MODERN ROMANCE, her oldest friend, watching the dailies of HANNAH AND HER SISTERS, and meeting Catherine Keener at the gym.

A plea for people to feed their dogs Cheerios on film, some observations about cartoon characters and their fuckability, "Stand By Your Man" and its terrible messages, and Julie presents a very special version of the end of "Layla" with her very own Lyrics. Don't miss it!

== Trivia ==
Cannibal Cop mention!<br/>
Cartoons that Julie would have sex with in order: Bugs Bunny, Pink Panther. Definitely NOT Boris from Boris & Natasha.<br/>
Episode contains a Boredwalk Empirezzz recap from [[Chris "Spoony" Spooner]].

== Download the Episode ==
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/nicole-holofcener-the-domain-of-the-rotund-ep-136 Episode Link]

==Monologue Transcript==

Episodes

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== Overview ==
How Was Your Week was first released on March 8, 2011. Regular episodes are released weekly on Fridays, barring unforeseen circumstances.

Episodes before 159 will require a Premium Subscription. [http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/search/is_premium A Premium Subscription] entitles you to access to How Was Your Week archives. Without premium access, only the most recent 25 episodes are available for free download.

Premium Extrasodes are available to listeners who have a [http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/search/is_premium premium subscription] to How Was Your Week through Libsyn. These include live shows and exclusive interviews. They are great.

== Regular Episodes ==

{| class="wikitable sortable"
!Episode
!Date
!Guests
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|[[Episode 1: "Oscar Madison Won't Let You Pack Your Bags"]]
| March 8, 2011
|Julie's Parents and [[Natasha Vargas-Cooper]]

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|[[Episode 2: "The Taste of Christmas Morning"]]
|March 19, 2011
|Jesse Murray, Anthony Atamanuik

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|[[Episode 3: "A Smiling Bruce Vilanch"]]
|March 26, 2011
|Billy Eichner, Megan Amram

|-
|[[Episode 4: "I Did Fiddler!"]]
|April 1, 2011
|Ronna & Beverly, James Urbaniak

|-
|[[Episode 5: "The One With Joan Rivers"]]
|April 7, 2011
|Joan Rivers

|-
|[[Episode 6: "Polar Bears on Moonbeams"]]
|April 15, 2011
|Patton Oswalt, Holly Schlesinger

|-
|[[Episode 7: "The Pottery Scene From GREASE"]]
|April 23, 2011
|Rachel Dratch and Rachel Shukert

|-
|[[Episode 8: "All The Way To Canada"]]
|April 29, 2011
|Neko Case, Joe Mande

|-
|[[Episode 9: "In The Face"]]
|May 6, 2011
|Seth Rudetsky, Baratunde Thurston

|-
|[[Episode 10: "Pico Won't Know Our Baby"]]
|May 14, 2011
|Jen Kirkman, Andrea Rosen, John Gemberling

|-
|[[Episode 11: "Enter Dancing"]]
|May 20, 2011
|Sally Kellerman, Paul Scheer

|-
|[[Episode 12: "The Young & The Messy"]]
|May 27, 2011
|Jackée

|-
|[[Episode 13: "The Ballad of Buddy Longo"]]
|June 3, 2011
|Julieanne Smolinski

|-
|[[Episode 14: "Our Congressman In His Underpants"]]
|June 10, 2011
|Michelle Collins, Eugene Mirman

|-
|[[How Were Your Tonys? Special Minisode]]
|June 13, 2011
|Scott Brown

|-
|[[Episode 15: "What's This? It's The Style"]]
|June 17, 2011
|Ira Glass, Anaheed Alani

|-
|[[Episode 16: "So Many Ethans"]]
|June 24, 2011
|Ana Gasteyer, Vanessa Bayer

|-
|[[Episode 17: "Cat Bride"]]
|July 1, 2011
|Michael Rapaport, Larry Murphy

|-
|[[Episode 18: "Giant Pictures of Hamburgers"]]
|July 8, 2011
|Tom Scharpling

|-
|[[Episode 19: "She's A Cold Soup"]]
|July 15, 2011
|Rob Delaney, Michelle McNamara

|-
|[[Episode 20: "Bev's Bananas"]]
|July 22, 2011
|Maria Bamford

|-
|[[Episode 21: "In The Business Of Lying To You"]]
|July 29, 2011
|Dave Hill, John Ross Bowie

|-
|[[Episode 22: "Rave Withdrawal"]]
|August 5, 2011
|Steve Agee, Bryan Safi

|-
|[[Episode 23: "America's Jelly"]]
|August 12, 2011
|Laraine Newman, Lisa F. Jackson

|-
|[[Episode 24: "Half A Face"]]
|August 19, 2011
|Paul F. Tompkins, Jamie Denbo

|-
|[[Episode 25: Best of HWYW Vol. 1]]
|August 26, 2011
|Joan Rivers, Patton Oswalt, Holly Schlesinger, Neko Case, Billy Eichner, James Urbaniak

|-
|[[Episode 26: "Count Chocula's Other Teeth"]]
|September 2, 2011
|Michael Musto, Jake Fogelnest

|-
|[[Episode 27: "Shelf Of Justice"]]
|September 9, 2011
|[[David Rakoff]]

|-
|[[Episode 28: "Sherry"]]
|September 16, 2011
|Jackie Collins, Amy Schumer

|-
|[[Episode 29: "This Is Lowell"]]
|September 23, 2011
|Patton Oswalt, Daniel Kibblesmith

|-
|[[Episode 30: "Upstairs Coke"]]
|September 30, 2011
|Susie Essman, Gabe Delahaye

|-
|[[Episode 31: "My Birds"]]
|October 7, 2011
|Sandra Bernhard, Jeffrey Self

|-
|[[Episode 32: "Tiny Faces"]]
|October 14, 2011
|Amy Poehler, Rich Fulcher

|-
|[[Episode 33: "Pondering Tonya"]]
|October 21, 2011
|Martha Plimpton

|-
|[[Episode 34: "Satchel"]]
|October 28, 2011
|Sarah Silverman, Mike Albo

|-
|[[Episode 35: "Full Petula"]]
|November 4, 2011
|Mink Stole, John Mulaney

|-
|[[Episode 36: HWYW Live]]
|November 10, 2011
|Fred Armisen, Billy Eichner, Paul F. Tompkins, more

|-
|[[Episode 37: "The Juiciest Chicken You've Ever Had"]]
|November 18, 2011
|Sonja Morgan, Richard Lawson

|-
|[[Episode 38: "Steampunk Goodfellas"]]
|November 25, 2011
|Mike Daisey, Gil Ozeri

|-
|[[Episode 39: "Horror-curious"]]
|December 2, 2011
|Nick Kroll, Gabe Liedman

|-
|[[Episode 40: "Twittertudes"]]
|December 9, 2011
|Kristen Schaal, Ari Graynor

|-
|[[Episode 41: "You-know-what-icide Season"]]
|December 16, 2011
|[[Ted "Teddy" Leo]], Ramona Singer

|-
|[[Episode 42: "Spa-cast"]]
|December 23, 2011
|Kurt Braunohler, Cecily von Ziegesar

|-
|[[Episode 43: "Tommy Mattola for Nothing']]
|December 30, 2011
|Mike Doughty

|-
|[[Episode 44: "Twiddling and Eight-balls"]]
|January 6, 2012
|Rob Tannenbaum

|-
|[[Episode 45: "Many Parts of a Pine Tree"]]
|January 13, 2012
|Frank DeCaro, Kate Beaton

|-
|[[Episode 46: "Consequences"]]
|January 20, 2012
|Chris Gethard, Katie Notopoulos

|-
|[[Episode 47: "What Someone's Mom's Idea of a Nightclub Is"]]
|January 27, 2012
|David Cross, Eliot Glazer

|-
|[[Episode 48: Best of HWYW Vol. 2]]
|February 3, 2012
|Patton Oswalt, John Mulaney, Mike Daisey, Ted Leo

|-
|[[Episode 49: "Me and My Stupid Bat"]]
|February 10, 2012
|Kristen Johnston

|-
|[[Episode 50: "What About a Macaroni Salad?"]]
|February 17, 2012
|Jenny Johnson, Max Silvestri

|-
|[[Episode 51: HWYW Live]]
|January 24, 2012
|Sandra Bernhard, Tom Scharpling, Ira Glass, Joe Mande

|-
|[[How Were Your Oscars? Special Minisode]]
|February 27, 2012
|Dave Itzkoff, Tom Scharpling, Gary Tha Squirrel

|-
|[[Episode 52: "Jolly Roger"]]
|March 2, 2012
|Lizz Winstead, Adam Wade

|-
|[[Episode 53: "On Improv"]]
|March 9, 2012
|Simon Doonan, Eric Lefcowitz

|-
|[[Episode 54: "The Crunch Factor"]]
|March 16, 2012
|Rickie Lee Jones, Kambri Crews

|-
|[[Episode 55: "A Jaw That Could Open a Can of Tuna Fish"]]
|March 23, 2012
|Mo Rocca, Dave Cullen

|-
|[[Episode 56: "Jam Ghetto"]]
|March 30, 2012
|Sharon Needles, Whitney Jefferson

|-
|[[Episode 57: "Dog Valet"]]
|April 6, 2012
|Chris Parnell, Jon Daly

|-
|[[Episode 58: "College Hounds"]]
|April 13, 2012
|Susan Orlean, Jon Hendren

|-
|[[Episode 59: "The Boyfriend Experience"]]
|April 20, 2012
|Michael K, Jessica St. Clair, Lennon Parham

|-
|[[Episode 60: "Fig Bar Bender"]]
|April 26, 2012
|Nellie McKay, Dodai Stewart

|-
|[[Episode 61: "Something Something Justin Timberlake"]]
|May 4, 2012
|David Yazbek, Damien Lemon

|-
|[[Episode 62: "The Front of a Crocodile"]]
|May 11, 2012
|Will Leitch, Sara Schaefer

|-
|[[How Was Your Smash? Special Extrasode]]
|May 17, 2012
|Nate Harris, Jason Grote, Rachel Shukert

|-
|[[Episode 63: "Help the Street Animals of Morocco"]]
|May 18, 2012
|Curtis Gwinn, Choire Sicha

|-
|[[Episode 64: "Library Water"]]
|May 25, 2012
|Patton Oswalt, Retta

|-
|[[Episode 65: "My Least Favorite Eagles Song"]]
|June 1, 2012
|Eddie Pepitone, Paula Pell

|-
|[[Episode 66: "The Mingus Method"]]
|June 8, 2012
|Kurt Loder, Nathan Rabin

|-
|[[How Were Your Tonys? 2012]]
|June 12, 2012
|Ana Gasteyer, Seth Rudetsky

|-
|[[Episode 67: "Space Ireland"]]
|June 15, 2012
|Adam Pally, Eric Drysdale

|-
|[[Episode 68: "Crazy Person F.I.T."]]
|June 22, 2012
|Tavi Gevinson, Jessi Klein

|-
|[[Episode 69: "Is This Jazz?"]]
|June 29, 2012
|Rob Sheffield, Michael McMillian

|-
|[[Episode 70: "Do You Shred?"]]
|July 6, 2012
|Carole Radziwill, Kevin Allison

|-
|[[Episode 71: HWYW Live]]
|July 13, 2012
|Martha Plimpton, Jim Gaffigan, Katie Notopoulos, Mike Daisey, VIDS

|-
|[[Episode 72: "Side of Fries"]]
|July 20, 2012
|Tig Notaro, Steve Kandell

|-
|[[Episode 73: "The Sneaker Nap"]]
|July 27, 2012
|Bobcat Goldthwait, Simon Amstell

|-
|[[Episode 74: "Most of the Nooks"]]
|August 3, 2012
|Gabe Liedman, Alison Rich

|-
|[[Episode 75: "Doc Hopper Realness"]]
|August 9, 2012
|Alex Stone

|-
|[[HWYW Special Minisode]]
|August 10, 2012
|David Rakoff

|-
|[[Episode 76: Best of HWYW Vol. 3]]
|August 17, 2012
|Patton Oswalt, Carole Radziwill, Eddie Pepitone, Sara Schaefer, Dave Cullen

|-
|[[Episode 77: "The Fajitas"]]
|August 24, 2012
|Andy Kindler, Adira Amram

|-
|[[Episode 78: "Girls Named Heather Fixing Their Skirts"]]
|August 31, 2012
|Max Read, Kurt Metzger

|-
|[[Episode 79: "C Skeleton"]]
|September 7, 2012
|W. Kamau Bell, Wayne White, Neil Berkeley

|-
|[[Episode 80: "Ubu's Owner"]]
|September 13, 2012
|David Sirota

|-
|[[Episode 81: "The Best Mother on Television"]]
|September 21, 2012
|Fran Drescher, Adrian Chen

|-
|[[Episode 82: "Lapland"]]
|September 27, 2012
|Jon Ronson

|-
|[[Episode 83: "P is for Pizza"]]
|October 4, 2012
|Jodi Lennon, Jessica Grose

|-
|[[Episode 84: "Where's Grandpa?"]]
|October 11, 2012
|Andrew McCarthy, Frank Conniff

|-
|[[Episode 85: "No Breast Buds"]]
|October 19, 2012
|Mike Birbiglia, Peaches Christ

|-
|[[Episode 86: "How Was Your Shriek Live"]]
|October 25, 2012
|Kristen Johnston, Scharpling & Wurster, Gabe Liedman, Gary Tha Squirrel

|-
|[[Episode 87: "How Was Your Storm"]]
|November 2, 2012
|Chris Spooner, Jack Fagan

|-
|[[Episode 88: "Angry Horseback Riding"]]
|November 9, 2012
|Todd Oldham, Nikki Glaser

|-
|[[Episode 89: "Blowhole Junction"]]
|November 15, 2012
|Tim Heidecker, Lisa Hanawalt

|-
|[[Episode 90: "Night Trote"]]
|November 23, 2012
|David Rees, Laura Benanti

|-
|[[Episode 91: "Meet the Flickers"]]
|November 30, 2012
|Siggy Flicker

|-
|[[Episode 92: "Banana Steaks"]]
|December 7, 2012
|Kyle Dunnigan, Beth Hoyt

|-
|[[Episode 93: "Skin Flesh"]]
|December 14, 2012
|Michael Ian Black, Will Hines

|-
|[[Episode 94: "I'm Stayin'"]]
|December 21, 2012
|Jackie Hoffman, Bill Persky

|-
|[[Episode 95: "Leon Pancetta"]]
|December 28, 2012
|Hunter Bell

|-
|[[Episode 96: "Exactly Like a Cornish Hen"]]
|January 4, 2013
|Starlee Kine, Noah Garfinkel

|-
|[[Episode 97: "Glug Glug"]]
|January 11, 2013
|Carrie Brownstein, Danielle Henderson

|-
|[[Episode 98: "All That Gurgling"]]
|January 18, 2013
|Richard Kind, Issa Rae

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|[[Episode 99: "Fridge Leaners"]]
|January 25, 2013
|Bridey Elliot, Colman Domingo

|-
|[[Episode 100: "One Hundred"]]
|January 31, 2013
|Tom Scharpling, Jesse Thorn

|-
|[[Episode 101: "Heavy Things Onto Stages"]]
|February 8, 2013
|David Ozanich, Michael Kupperman

|-
|[[Episode 102: "Men of the '90s"]]
|February 15, 2013
|Peter Grosz, Craig Bierko

|-
|[[Episode 103: "How Was Your Exorcist"]]
|February 22, 2013
|[[Ted "Teddy" Leo]], Jesse Murray

|-
|[[Episode 104: "Battlefield Girth"]]
|March 1, 2013
|DC Pierson, Alex Timbers

|-
|[[Episode 105: "An Egg Without Salt"]]
|March 7, 2013
|David Wain, America Ferrera

|-
|[[Episode 106: "In the Presence of Poison"]]
|March 15, 2013
|Claudia Lonow, Carol Sue Gershman

|-
|[[Episode 107: "Santas, Attack!"]]
|March 22, 2013
|Chad Carter, Ted Travelstead[http://trumpetcake.tumblr.com/]

|-
|[[Episode 108: "Photos of Jackets"]]
|March 29, 2013
|Room 237 Filmmakers Rodney Ascher & Tim Kirk

|-
|[[Episode 109: "Canal Street"]]
|April 5, 2013
|Marc Spitz, Nicole J. Georges

|-
|[[Episode 110: HWYW Live]]
|April 12, 2013
|Chris & Bridey Elliott, Aimee Mann, Siggy Flicker, Pichet Ong, Max Silvestri, more

|-
|[[Episode 111: "Ann-Margret's P-Belt"]]
|April 19, 2013
|Christina Gausas, Craig Rowin

|-
|[[Episode 112: "Wesleyan as a Human Being"]]
|April 26, 2013
|Rachel Lichtman, Jena Friedman

|-
|[[Episode 113: "Pete Ubu"]]
|May 3, 2013
|Jim Gaffigan, Ophira Eisenberg

|-
|[[Episode 114: "Battling Bots"]]
|May 10, 2013
|Jean Grae

|-
|[[Episode 115: "Madame, No"]]
|May 17, 2013
|David Sedaris

|-
|[[Episode 116: "The Human Condition on TV"]]
|May 24, 2013
|Emily Bazelon, Abbi Crutchfield

|-
|[[Episode 117: HWYW Gems 4]]
|May 31, 2013
|Tom Scharpling, Jon Ronson, Rachel Lichtman, Emily Heller & Lisa Hanawalt, Danielle Henderson

|-
|[[Episode 118: "Wayne and Garth"]]
|June 7, 2013
|Shelby Fero, Bridget Everett

|-
|[[Episode 119: "Curating the Linens"]]
|June 14, 2013
|Harris Wittels, Ben Nugent

|-
|[[Episode 120: "We're All Smart"]]
|June 21, 2013
|Kat Dennings, Chiara Atik

|-
|[[Episode 121: "Silver Dollar Pancakes"]]
|June 28, 2013
|Gillian Jacobs, Louis Virtel

|-
|[[Episode 122: "Rosie's Meds"]]
|July 5, 2013
|[[Ted "Teddy" Leo]], Andrea Arden, Marrilee Wilson

|-
|[[Episode 123: "The Patient Zero of Food"]]
|July 12, 2013
|Freedy Johnston

|-
|[[Episode 124: "Dicks for Days"]]
|July 19, 2013
|Brent Weinbach, Gabe Durham

|-
|[[Episode 125: "Shitty Shoes"]]
|July 26, 2013
|Pichet Ong, Halle Kiefer

|-
|[[Episode 126: "Cool Story, Dennis"]]
|August 2, 2013
|[[Danny Zuker]]

|-
|[[Episode 127: "Like Fuddruckers but Expensive"]]
|August 9, 2013
|[[Tami Sagher]]

|-
|[[Episode 128: "America's Morning"]]
|August 16, 2013
|[[Sklar Brothers]]

|-
|[[Episode 129: "A Hanna-Barbera Cartoon About Carnage"]]
|August 23, 2013
|[[Gaylord Fields]]

|-
|[[Episode 130: "I'll Chew on a Dog"]]
|August 30, 2013
|Beau Willimon

|-
|[[Episode 131: "The Poetry of Her Tchotchkes"]]
|September 6, 2013
|Michael Urie, Jonathan Tolins

|-
|[[Episode 132: "Julie Klausner on a Citi Bike Dot Com"]]
|September 13, 2013
|Therese Mahler

|-
|[[Episode 133: "Chive Teef"]]
|September 20, 2013
|Lin-Manuel Miranda

|-
|[[Episode 134: "Eat a Carb!"]]
|September 27, 2013
|Dr. Irene Pepperberg & Emily Wick

|-
|[[Episode 135: "Walking Ballads"]]
|October 4, 2013
|Tom Ruprecht

|-
|[[Episode 136: "Layla"]]
|October 11, 2013
|Nicole Holofcener

|-
|[[Episode 137: "Houdini's Waffles"]]
|October 18, 2013
|Chris Elliott & Jason Woliner

|-
|[[Episode 138: "Oooooh!"]]
|October 25, 2013
|Julianne Moore

|-
|[[Episode 139: "More Suicide Than The Average Bear"]]
|November 1, 2013
|Peter Bagge

|-
|[[Episode 140: "A Charmless Joy Behar"]]
|November 8, 2013
|Camille Paglia

|-
|[[Episode 141: "Congratulations"]]
|November 15, 2013
|Emily Altman

|-
|[[Episode 142: "Betty 1, 2, 3"]]
|November 22, 2013
|Jill Soloway, Danny Tedesco
|-

|-
|[[Episode 143: "The Crime of Being Delicious"]]
|November 29, 2013
|Steve Young
|-
|[[Episode 144: "P Pocket"]]
|December 6, 2013
|Jamala Johns

|-
|[[Episode 145: "Death Fedora"]]
|December 13, 2013
|Adam Conover

|-
|[[Episode 146: "The Opposite of Rock & Roll"]]
|December 20, 2013
|Liz Wollman

|-
|[[Episode 147: "I Don't Do Mushrooms, Henry"]]
|December 27, 2013
|Sasheer Zamata

|-
|[[Episode 148: "Goodbye, Spoony"]]
|January 3, 2014
|James Wilson

|-
|[[Episode 149: "Here's a Sconce"]]
|January 10, 2014
|Aimee Mann

|-
|[[Episode 150: "HWYW Gems Vol. 5"]]
|January 17, 2014
|Brent Weinbach, Rachel Lichtman, Freedy Johnston

|-
|[[Episode 151: "To Talk to You About Rembrandt"]]
|January 24, 2014
|Karen Kilgariff

|-
|[[Episode 152: "Bret Easton Ellis Brainstorming"]]
|January 31, 2014
|Dana Gould

|-
|[[Episode 153: "Strings and Levees and Pulleys"]]
|Febryar 7, 2014
|Nicole Byer

|-
|[[Episode 154: "Shakespeare on my Bike"]]
|February 14, 2014
|Maria Thayer

|-
|[[Episode 155: "Andrew and Sunshine"]]
|February 21, 2014
|Morgan Murphy

|-
|[[Episode 156: "Karen O-scars"]]
|February 28, 2014
|Jake Fogelnest

|-
|[[Episode 157: "Doing A Voice Things"]]
|March 7, 2014
|Aisha Muharrar

|-
|[[Episode 158: "She's a Car"]]
|March 14, 2014
|Katie Dippold

|-
|[[Episode 159: "Python Run"]]
|March 21, 2014
|Karina Longworth

|-
|[[Episode 160: "God"]]
|March 28, 2014
|Tiffany Haddish

|-
|[[Episode 161: "Things That Demonstrate Physics"]]
|April 4, 2014
|Merrill Markoe

|-
|[[Episode 162: "Praying to Fonts"]]
|April 11, 2014
|Brian Stack

|-
|[[Episode 163: "Talking Gump"]]
|April 18, 2014
|Bruce McCulloch

|-
|[[Episode 164: "That's The Twist"]]
|April 25, 2014
|Juliette Danielle

|-
|[[Episode 165: "A Working Heart"]]
|May 2, 2014
|Seth Rogan

|-
|[[Episode 166: "That Bellevue Glow"]]
|May 9, 2014
|Liza Dye

|-
|[[Episode 167: "Unable to Close Her Eyes"]]
|May 16, 2014
|Mitch Hurwitz

|-
|[[Episode 168: "The Current Incarnation of Alec"]]
|May 23, 2014
|Linda Simpson

|-
|[[Episode 169: "Pus Town"]]
|May 30, 2014
|Jolie Kerr

|-
|[[Episode 170: "Our Generation's Nessie"]]
|June 6, 2014
|Tara Ariano

|-
|[[Episode 171: "Brillsplaining"]]
|June 13, 2014
|Jason Nash

|-
|[[Episode 172: "Pellet of Pleasure"]]
|June 20, 2014
|Max Silvestri

|-
|[[Episode 173: "HWYW Gems 6"]]
|June 27, 2014
|Merrill Markoe, Brian Stack, Andy Kindler

|-
|[[Episode 174: "Occasional Benevolence Based On Their Scratch Parts"]]
|July 4, 2014
|Emily Gould

|-
|[[Episode 175: "Barbershop Quartet of Bullying Doom"]]
|July 11, 2014
|Jamies Poniewozik

|-
|[[Episode 176: "False Chunk"]]
|July 18, 2014
|Scott King

|-
|[[Episode 177: "The Smaller The Cats"]]
|July 25, 2014
|Nathan Fielder

|-
|[[Episode 178: "One of the Few Living People That Has A Ghost"]]
|August 1, 2014
|Matt Berman

|-
|[[Episode 179: "Rita Moreno Was Going Through Some Stuff"]]
|August 8, 2014
|David Rees

|-
|[[Episode 180: "My Dog Hates Me"]]
|August 15, 2014
|Joshua Wolf Shenk

|-
|[[Episode 181: "STANLEY"]]
|August 22, 2014
|Natasha Lyonne

|-
|[[Episode 182: "A Cup and Saucer Made Out of a Daffodil"]]
|September 5, 2014
|Joan Rivers

|-
|[[Episode 183: "Starship Truthers"]]
|September 12, 2014
|Steven Hammel

|-
|[[Episode 184: "HWYW Live (Premium)"]]
|September 15, 2014
|Jake Fogelnest, Danielle Henderson, Nellie McKay

|-
|[[Episode 185: "Sucking In"]]
|September 19, 2014
|Charles Graeber

|-
|[[Episode 186: "IF HIS NAME WAS WOODEN SPOON"]]
|September 26, 2014
|John Early

|-
|[[Episode 187: "Hershey Nestlebaum"]]
|October 3, 2014
|Andrea Martin

|-
|[[Episode 188: "Her Own Carol"]]
|October 10, 2014
|Advanced Style

|-
|[[Episode 189: "Australian Mars"]]
|October 17 2014
|Cole Escola
|}

== Premium Extrasodes ==

{| class="wikitable sortable"
!Episode
!Date
!Guests

|-
|[["How Was Your Manson?"]]
|October 28, 2013
|Jeff Guinn, Jake Fogelnest, Chris "Spoony" Spooner

|-
|[["How Was Your Kathleen Hanna"]]
|November 25, 2013
|Kathleen Hanna

|-
|[["We Has Risen: JCS Live"]]
|April 23, 2014
|Ted Leo, Jean Grae, AC Newman, Leslie Kritzer, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, A chorus of professional showbiz children, VIDS

|-
|[[Episode 184: "HWYW Live (Premium)"]]
|September 15, 2014
|Jake Fogelnest, Danielle Henderson, Nellie McKay

|}

Listeners' Favorite Monologue Quotes

2014-09-27T10:39:28Z

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!Episode
!Quote

|-
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/jon-leary 186]
|"I like to go on little adventures in my mind. I call them super stay cations Time oUt New York if you're listening."

|-
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/natasha-lyonne 181]
|"Rabbis were the original Buzzfeed. They loved listing things."

|-
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/natasha-lyonne 181]
|"The only thing more personal than talking about your happiness is telling someone what you ate this week--everything you ate."

|-
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/joshua-wolf-shenk 180]
|"None of us can look at Lauren Bacall Hard enough to absorb what she was serving in the 40s. It was pointy and soft at the same time. The sharpness of her nose would give you a paper cut and the softness of her hair would make you hungry for bread."

|-
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/podcast/david-reese-ep-179 179]
| "One time I coined the phrase, “She has a clit like a cherry tomato.” I never got to use that in any of my comedy skits."

|-
|[[Episode 178: "One of the Few Living People That Has A Ghost" | 178]]
|"My osteopath emailed me a link to his first published poem. Let me repeat that. My osteopath emailed me a link to his first published poem. It was in the Huffington Post and it was very good. And I said, 'You know what? The weather's nice inside this New Yorker cartoon that I suddenly live in.'"

|-
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/nathan-fielder-the-smaller-the-cats-ep-177 177]
| "My attitude, ladies and gentlemen, and I've said this before on this very show is when I have a problem, my solution is to throw cats at it. The more existential the problem, the more unsolvable arguably the problem is, the more cats I throw OR the smaller the cats are I throw, such as kittens. Anyway, I just really think it's a great idea and probably would feel a lot better if I have six or seven kittens."

|-
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/emily-gould-occasional-benevolence-based-on-their-scratch-parts-ep-174 174]
| "The main thing that happened on Monday is that I'm pretty sure Annette Benning came on to me."

|-
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/emily-gould-occasional-benevolence-based-on-their-scratch-parts-ep-174 174]
| (re: Taylor Swift) "...I feel like she's human Diet Coke."

|-
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/podcast/emily-gould-occasional-benevolence-based-on-their-scratch-parts-ep-174 174]
| "''Deep in his heart, he's just, he's just a boy.'' Ugh."

|-
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/podcast/emily-gould-occasional-benevolence-based-on-their-scratch-parts-ep-174 174]
| "If you put that on my foot, Cinderella or cadaver style, there is no way my foot would not reject that shoe."

|-
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/podcast/tara-ariano-our-generation's-nessie-ep-170 170]
| "A snake without Alice Copper is like a day without sunshine."

|-
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/jolie-kerr-pus-town-ep-169 169]
| “There is no place for me in the poem community, I’ve decided. When Patti Smith is up there, reading a poem, I’m in the audience checking my watch, wondering when the internet will be invented (so I can y’know get more candy crush lives or something)…”

|-
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/seth-rogen-a-working-heart-ep-165 165]
| "I like that there are never any electric guitar solos on gay pride floats. There's very seldom, like, a man in jean shorts... shredding."

|-
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/podcast/juliette-danielle-thats-the-twist-ep-164 164]
| "We are so lucky to be alive when RuPaul is alive."

|-
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/morgan-murphy-andrew-and-sunshine-ep-155 155]
| "All I know is it’s silly to chase fun when all you need is the ground underneath you to be solid. And I don’t expect to be one of those people that does cartwheels in yogurt commercials. I wanna be the cartoon character in that antidepressant ad who has, like, little lines under her eyes, and the divot in the middle of the pill is the pill’s mouth… have you seen this ad? It’s very good. It’s for Abilify, which is not a word."

|-
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/podcast/dana-gould-ep-152 152]
| "I'm a little cranky. I'm also fine. I contain multitudes."

|-
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/podcast/dana-gould-ep-152 152]
| (re: Bones) "Now I know what America is up to at night, when I am just peacefully refreshing my twitter mentions over and over again"

|-
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/karen-kilgariff-to-talk-to-you-about-rembrandt-ep-151 151]
| "Why would anyone, anyone, ANYONE, even a dog, especially a dog, waste a steak on a swollen eye? It's the most expensive ice pack in the world! Get some goddamn frozen peas, you bourgeoisie, yuppy piece of shit."

|-
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/karen-kilgariff-to-talk-to-you-about-rembrandt-ep-151 151]
| "Yoko Ono is delightful and every time somebody over 35 or 40 makes a joke about how Yoko stinks, or Yoko's bad at singing, or Yoko's crazy, or Yoko broke up the Beatles... Every time that happens, a child is born and that child will help to overthrow the baby boomer hubris-fueled patriarchal institution that perpetuates jokes that aren't funny and that just come from false premises SUCH AS 'Yoko Ono broke up the Beatles', SUCH AS 'The Doors were good', SUCH AS 'Eric Clapton seemed like a good guy you'd just want to hang out with and hear his tunes and his stories.' And that's all FIDDLE FADDLE!"

|-
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/karen-kilgariff-to-talk-to-you-about-rembrandt-ep-151 151]
| "We've been tricked, Jerry."

|-
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/sasheer-zamata-ep-147 147]
| "I just want a teenage girl with too much eye makeup and lip gloss over her cold sore... I just want the TRASHIEST girl with the CRUNCHIEST hair to put something she doesn't need into her bra and walk out of a CVS. That to me is as American as smooching in a car on, what is it, lookout point?"

|-
|[[Episode 146: "The Opposite of Rock & Roll"|146]]
| "I went to a party last weekend in which people insisted on telling me they like "World Music." So, if that doesn't encourage you to send me money via Paypal, I do not know what does."

|-
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/podcast/adam-conover-ep-145 145]
| "Nate also hates Rachel Ray and I wouldn't be surprised if he had a Google alert set up for Rachel Ray and murder."

|-
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/jamala-johns-p-pocket-ep-144 144]
| "(John Travolta and Olivia Newton John's) version of Baby It's Cold Outside - and I'm including Eraserhead in this - is the weirdest thing I've ever heard or seen."

|-
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/jamala-johns-p-pocket-ep-144 144]
| "When you're around people that are different from you, you realize really quickly that not everybody is delighted by you."

|-
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/jamala-johns-p-pocket-ep-144 144]
| "There are parts of me that I can improve, and one of which is the satisfaction with just doing something instead of doing everything."

|-
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/jamala-johns-p-pocket-ep-144 144]
| "I am trying to smash the patriarchy in dribs and drabs. I do a little bit every day. Like today, for example, I didn't listen to someone!"

|-
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/camille-paglia-episode-140 140]
| "Foreplay is so weird and so gross that there was a name for the stuff you had to do to a woman before you got to actually stick it in.”

|-
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/julianne-moore-ep-138 138]
| "Now, sometimes James Spader wears a hat and sometimes he does not. He is UNBEARABLY sexy on this show, which is a statement I stand by. Sorry. I think James Spader is so goddamned sexy on this show and in general. I don’t care that the hair is gone, I don’t care that he doesn’t look like Steff anymore, he will always be Steff to me, he will always be the guy from Secretary whose name doesn’t matter because YOU ARE SO HORNY that you don’t care."

|-
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/tom-ruprecht-walking-ballads-ep-135 135]
| Re. new ideas for HWYWiki content: "Favorite Monologue Quotes. Why not? These make me feel good when I don't want to Google my exes. You know what that's called? Dialing Pain."

|-
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/tom-ruprecht-walking-ballads-ep-135 135]
|[https://twitter.com/_andrewjohnston @_andrewjohnston] tweeted: "I picture Alec Baldwin reading the Grey Lady - and that's the only grey lady in his life." - [https://twitter.com/_andrewjohnston/statuses/386231359947042816]

|-
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/tom-ruprecht-walking-ballads-ep-135 135]
| "I do like that network television was like - what was it people liked about Breaking Bad? It was the hat right? Let's give this guy a hat."

|-
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/michael-urie-jonathan-tollins-the-poetry-of-her-tchotchkes-ep-131 131]
| "Here's a fun game: Which Manson family member is your cat? Mine is Ruth Ann, because he's very beautiful and young, but I could be wrong, he might be Diane Lake."

|-
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/michael-urie-jonathan-tollins-the-poetry-of-her-tchotchkes-ep-131 131]
| "I want a BOYFRIEND! I said it! It feels so good to FINALLY SAY IT!"

|-
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/michael-urie-jonathan-tollins-the-poetry-of-her-tchotchkes-ep-131 131]
| Re. HWYWiki: "This is your playground, Goddamn it. Is there a message board on here? I don't know, there should be. Look, you guys should meet each other, and be comfortable with each other and love each other. Should there be sex? Yes, yes there should be sex."

|-
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/tami-sagher-ep-127 127]
| "How dare you be called Mumford and Sons and not be a yogurt shop made up to look like a country store?"

|-
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/freedy-johnston-ep-123 123]
| "Those salads caused AIDS."

|-
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-97-carrie-brownstein-danielle-henderson 97]
| "I helped myself to a glass of milk. Isn’t that disgusting? Isn’t that, like, the weirdest, creepiest thing you’ve ever heard of, like, a grown woman drinking a glass of milk? In the commissary area of a workplace that isn’t hers? I would’ve called the cops, if I’d worked there and passed me: 'glug glug glug glug,' 2% too, 'glug glug glug glug glug.'"

|-
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-96-exactly-like-a-cornish-hen-starlee-kine-noah-garfinkel 96]
| "I keep a clean home!"

|-
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-96-exactly-like-a-cornish-hen-starlee-kine-noah-garfinkel 96]
| "By the way, this podcast is just going to be me describing [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eating_Raoul Eating Raoul]"

|-
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/webpage/2012/12/28 95]
| Re. 'The Guilt Trip': "... and his mom says, 'Oh, Wal-Mart! My son, I'm so proud, he has a meeting at Wal-Mart!' That's a dumb person thing to say. That doesn't make sense. I could get a meeting at Wal-Mart. Could I get a meeting at Wal-Mart? How long would it take for me to get a meeting at Wal-Mart, now that I'm thinking about it? Would they Google me? Would they be like 'Mmm ... not her'? That'd be flattering. People who are paranoid are, ultimately, just like, not spinning it right."

|-
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-83-p-is-for-pizza-jodi-lennon-jessica-grose 83]
| "Anthony Bourdain and his television show, it’s like the living equivalent of The Doors. And Ottavia Bourdain said something on Twitter this week about how she was, like, running out of toilet paper 'cause she had the shits or something like that. (sigh) Oh boy. And we think Honey Boo Boo is the problem."

|-
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-74-most-of-the-nooks-gabe-liedman-alison-rich 74]
| "I will stave off another four hours until I am alone with my own feelings which I do NOT need." (Re: walking across the Williamsburg Bridge.)

|-
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-30-upstairs-coke-susie-essman-gabe-delahaye 30]
| Re. Nancy Grace's nip slip on DWTS: "Nancy Grace's nipple was the other ... (sigh) ... thing we all had in our eyeballs earlier this week. Here's the anatomy lesson America: That was an aereola. That was like a purple, wine-stained...saucer...of Nancy."

|-
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-30-upstairs-coke-susie-essman-gabe-delahaye 30]
| "Emotionally, Americans never mature past the bratty, Christmas-list making children...that all of us...are."

|-
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-30-upstairs-coke-susie-essman-gabe-delahaye 30]
| Regarding Dr. Phil (McGraw): "He doesn't seem like a shrink, he seems like a country doctor who will make a house call...or a barn call...and check on your mule, who's been acting funny."

|-
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/podcast/ep-20-bev-s-bananas-maria-bamford 20]
| "(Smiley Muffin) wanted to do ukulele, I was like 'NO CAT OF MINE is going to go TWEEP TWEEP TWEEP on the plingy-plings!'"

|-
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/podcast/ep-19-she-s-a-cold-soup-rob-delaney-michelle-mc-namara 19]
| "...if Hieronymous Bosch had committed it to oils on a canvas, it would be be a showstopper, frankly."

|-
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/podcast/ep-19-she-s-a-cold-soup-rob-delaney-michelle-mc-namara 19]
| "(LA friends ask me) 'Oh, do you like it here? Would you move here?' and I say 'Yes, if I had a job!' and then I get deadly serious and I say 'GIVE ME A JOB.' And then I show them my breasts and then I flip over the table."

|-
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-18-giant-pictures-of-hamburgers-tom-scharpling 18]
| "Manatees are too good for Florida."

|-
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-15-what-s-this-it-s-the-style-ira-glass-anaheed-alani 15]
| "Libsyn... that's gonna be a baby's name in the next ten years."

|-
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-11-enter-dancing-sally-kellerman-paul-scheer 11]
| "...why hasn't anyone done a sketch called Murphy Brown's Law? Don't write that sketch."

|-
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-10-pico-won-t-know-our-baby-jen-kirkman-andrea-rosen-john-gemberling 10]
| "I can not wrap my head around aughts/eighties yet. I'm not of the generation that thinks it's cute to be like 'Hey everybody, Tony Danza, right?' Fuck you. Come on, give the man some respect."

|-
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/hwyw-ep-2-the-taste-of-christmas-morning-rattlesnakes-robert-zemeckis-s-regrets-jesse-murray-s-fave-nyc-movies-of-the-80s-anthony-atamanuik-on-real-housewives 2]
| "I watched two Stanley Kubrick movies in a row, which is not...that's me in a bad place."

|-
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/hwyw-ep-2-the-taste-of-christmas-morning-rattlesnakes-robert-zemeckis-s-regrets-jesse-murray-s-fave-nyc-movies-of-the-80s-anthony-atamanuik-on-real-housewives 2]
| "I think Bill Maher and Anthony Bourdain should have an asshole-off."

|-
|
|"All dogs is good dogs."

|-
|
|"What's the name of that Ricky Gervais show? Is it 'Martin' or 'Luther'?"

|-
|
|"The Peacock, the Eye, the Owl and the Pocketwatch."

|-
|
|"Will network television ever crack men?"

|-
|
|Re. 'Face Off': "And they had to make giants because they were promoting that giant movie. What's it called, 'Giant'?"

|-
|
|"I don't know if Kathryn Bigelow is a lesbian ... but she certainly makes movies like one. It's a compliment! Is it?"

|-
|
|"What do you think happened the day Mary went crackers?"

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|Julie: Who's the most famous person on 'Dancing with the Stars'? / Billy Eichner: I don't know, Ralph the Motorcycle Mouse!

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|"Matador, by the way, is Spanish for master, from what I understand."

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|"Are you excited about Adam Sandler starring in 'Candyland'?"

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|"I'm at the point right now where I'd enter into an arranged marriage just to have someone to watch Mad Men with."

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== Date ==
September 5, 2014

== Guests ==
Joan Rivers

== Origin of the episode title ==
What Willy Wonka drinks out of in the movie "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Fact

== Discussed ==
On April 7, 2011, JOAN RIVERS was kind enough to appear on episode 5 of this podcast. Here is that interview in full.

In addition to being a small tribute to the enormous legacy of this phenomenal woman, it also features the following exchange: Julie: "What DO dogs know?' Joan: "Oh, the usual crap."

In addition to a remembrance of Joan, this week's podcast also features a story about a candy store in Montauk, a lesson about baths versus showers from Reverend John Waters, a meditation on the rhythm of The Simpsons, some Glenn Hetrick news about his cats and Halloween, a sock-eating Great Dane whose privacy doesn't matter, and extensive rumination about Kevin Spacey's upcoming concert in our nation's capital, which is surely a great idea.

== Trivia ==
* The [http://www.katu.com/news/local/Portland-area-Great-Dane-eats-43-socks-lives-to-bark-the-tale-273958331.html Great Dane that ate 43 1/2 socks] is welcome to join the Critter Hall of Fame as soon as we learn its name.

== Download the Episode ==
[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/joan-river-a-cup-and-saucer-made-out-of-a-daffodil-ep-182 Episode Link]

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