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2014-03-25T19:46:08Z

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{| class="wikitable sortable"
!Title
!Directed by
!Episode
!Genre
!Julie's Verdict
|-
|The Act of Killing
|Joshua Oppenheimer, Christine Cynn, and Anonymous
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/nicole-byer-strings-and-levees-and-pulleys-ep-153 Episode 153]
|Documentary
|-
| After Porn Ends
|Bryce Wagoner
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/brent-weinbach-rachel-lichtman-freedy-johnston-hwyw-gems-vol-5 Episode 150]
|Oh Boy
|Yeeeeeesh
|-
|Aileen: Life and Death of a Serial Killer
|Nick Broomfield
|
|Documentary
|-
|All that Jazz
|Bob Fosse
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/dana-gould-ep-152 Episode 152]
|Musical
|Great. Julie relates Bob Fosse to Stanley Kubrick. Geniuses who used actors and performers like art supplies. Fosse specifically using actors and dancers as an extension of his own wants and needs as an artist and choreographer and creating movements and performances never seen before. Nobody moves like Ann Reinking.
|-
|Alien
|Ridley Scott
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/james-wilson-goodbye-spoony-ep-148 Episode 148]
|Horror/Science Fiction
|A Good Movie. Julie was glad that the cat survived and was inspired by H.R. Giger's creep art.(The latter not true)
|-
|American Swing
|Jon Hart & Matthew Kaufman
|
|Documentary
|-
|Annie
|Will Gluck
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/aisha-muharrar-doing-a-voice-things-ep-157 Episode 157]
|Musical
|We are not emotionally prepare for this movie or Cameron Diaz's role in it.
|-
|Back to the Future
|Robert Zemeckis
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/hwyw-ep-2-the-taste-of-christmas-morning-rattlesnakes-robert-zemeckis-s-regrets-jesse-murray-s-fave-nyc-movies-of-the-80s-anthony-atamanuik-on-real-housewives Episode 2]
|Comedy
|-
|The Bad Seed
|Mervyn LeRoy
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com//peter-bagge-more-suicide-than-the-average-bear-ep-139- Episode 139]
|Horror/Thriller
|-
|A Band Called Death
|Mark Christopher Covino, Jeff Howlett
|
|Documentary
|-
|Batman Begins
|Christopher Nolan
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/tom-ruprecht-walking-ballads-ep-135- Episode 135]
|Action
|-
|Beauty is Embarrassing
|Neil Berkeley
|
|Documentary
|-
|Beetlejuice
|Tim Burton
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/beau-willimon-i-ll-chew-on-a-dog-ep-130- Episode 130]
|Comedy
|-
|Behind The Candelabra
|Steven Soderbergh
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/tom-scharpling-jon-ronson-rachel-lichtman-emily-heller-lisa-hanawalt-danielle-henderson-hwyw-gems-vol-4 Episode 117]
|Biopic
|-
|The Birdcage
|Mike Nichols
|
|Comedy
|-
|Big Business
|Jim Abrahams
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/hwyw-ep-2-the-taste-of-christmas-morning-rattlesnakes-robert-zemeckis-s-regrets-jesse-murray-s-fave-nyc-movies-of-the-80s-anthony-atamanuik-on-real-housewives Episode 2]
|Comedy
|-
|Bill Cunningham: New York
|Richard Press
|[[Episode 21]]
|Documentary
|-
|Blue Jasmine
|Woody Allen
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/tom-ruprecht-walking-ballads-ep-135- Episode 135]
|Comedy
|-
|The Bride of Frankenstein
|James Whale
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com//peter-bagge-more-suicide-than-the-average-bear-ep-139- Episode 139]
|Horror
|-
|Cabaret
|Bob Fosse
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/liz-wollman-ep-146- Episode 146]
|Musical
|-
|Capturing the Friedmans
|Andrew Jarecki
|Ongoing
|Documentary
|Inconclusive
|-
|Carol Channing: Larger Than Life
|[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0075225/ Dori Berinstein]
|[[Episode 8]]
|Documentary
|-
|Carrie
|Brian De Palma
|
|Horror
|-
|ChickenHawk
|Adi Sideman
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/lin-manuel-miranda-ep-133- Episode 133]
|Documentary
|-
|Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2
|Cody Cameron & Kris Pearn
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/lin-manuel-miranda-ep-133- Episode 133]
|Animation
|Julie hasn't seen it(Uh she read the book), but finds it delightful that a concept artist somewhere made animals out of hamburgairs.
|-
|Crumb
|Terry Zwigoff
|
|Biopic
|-
|Despicable Me 2
|Pierre Coffin & Chris Renaud
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/lin-manuel-miranda-ep-133- Episode 133]
|Animation
|-
|Enough Said
|Nicole Holofcener
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/lin-manuel-miranda-ep-133- Episode 133]
|Comedy
|-
|The Eyes of Tammy Faye
|Fenton Bailey & Randy Barbato
|
|Documentary
|-
|The Exorcist
|William Friedkin
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-103-how-was-your-exorcist-ted-leo-jesse-murray- Episode 103]
|Horror
|-
|Faithful
|Paul Mazursky
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/hwyw-ep-2-the-taste-of-christmas-morning-rattlesnakes-robert-zemeckis-s-regrets-jesse-murray-s-fave-nyc-movies-of-the-80s-anthony-atamanuik-on-real-housewives Episode 2]
|Comedy
|-
|Fargo
|Joel and Ethan Coen
|
|Comedy
|-
|Feet Feet Feet
|Quentin Tarantino
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/karen-kilgariff-to-talk-to-you-about-rembrandt-ep-151 Episode 151]
|Feet
|Feet Feet
|-
|Frances Ha
|Noah Baumbach
|[[Episode 117: HWYW Gems 4]]
|Comedy?
|Frances Ha-ted it. Who dreams of going back to college?
|-
|Funny Girl
|William Wyler
|[[Episode 146: "The Opposite of Rock & Roll"]]
|Musical romantic comedy
| The opposite of Rock & Roll. Julie remembers "Don't Rain on My Parade" being much more radical when she heard the song and saw this movie as a child but watching it as an adult, she has more reservations on this movie, the song, and Barbara Streisand as a feminine figure.
|-
|George Harrison: Living in the Material World
|Martin Scorsese
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/tom-ruprecht-walking-ballads-ep-135- Episode 135]
|Documentary
|-
|Ghostbusters
|Ivan Reitman
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/hwyw-ep-2-the-taste-of-christmas-morning-rattlesnakes-robert-zemeckis-s-regrets-jesse-murray-s-fave-nyc-movies-of-the-80s-anthony-atamanuik-on-real-housewives Episode 2]
|Comedy
|-
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goodfellas Goodfellas]
|Martin Scorsese
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/nicole-holofcener-the-domain-of-the-rotund-ep-136 Episode 136]
|Drama
|-
|The Graduate
|Mike Nichols
|
|Drama
|-
|Gravity
|Alfonso Cuarón
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/dr-irene-pepperberg-emily-wick-eat-a-carb-ep-134- Episode 134]
|Drama
|Stunk. Sandra Bullock's haircut stunk too.
|-
|Grey Gardens
|David Maysles, Albert Maysles, Ellen Hovde & Muffy Meyer
|
|Documentary
|-
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hannah_and_Her_Sisters Hannah and Her Sisters]
|Woody Allen
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/nicole-holofcener-the-domain-of-the-rotund-ep-136 Episode 136]
|Comedy
|A masterpiece despite Woody Allen and his attitude towards women.
|-
|A Hard Day's Night
|Richard Lester
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/tom-ruprecht-walking-ballads-ep-135- Episode 135]
|Comedy
|-
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Head_%28film%29 Head]
|Bob Rafelson
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-53-on-improv-simon-doonan-eric-lefcowitz Episode 53]
|Musical
|-
|Heart of Darkness: A Filmmaker's Apocalypse
|George Hickenlooper, Eleanor Coppola & Fax Bahr
|
|Documentary
|-
|Heathers
|Michael Lehmann
|[[Episode 20]]
|Comedy
|-
|Her
|Spike Jonze
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/sasheer-zamata-ep-147 Episode 147]
|Romantic
|Loved it. Julie has never seen a more artful and accurate movie about life after your heart is broken.[[https://twitter.com/julieklausner/status/416072933086203905 From Twittair]]
|-
|The Hollywood Complex
|Dylan Nelson & Dan Sturman
|
|Documentary
|-
|Hoop Dreams
|Steve James
|[[Episode 73: "The Sneaker Nap"]]
|Documentary
|Could have been better if it had followed the cheerleaders.
|-
|Hugo
|Martin Scorsese
|
|Steampunk/Family
|Liked it. Probably will never see it again.
|-
|The Imposter
|[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1717925/ Bart Layton]
|
|Documentary
|-
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irréversible Irréversible]
|Gaspar Noé
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/nicole-holofcener-the-domain-of-the-rotund-ep-136- Episode 136]
|Thriller
|-
|The Interrupters
|Steve James
|
|Documentary
|-
|Jackie Brown
|Quentin Tarantino
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/tom-ruprecht-walking-ballads-ep-135- Episode 135]
|Drama
|Love it. It gets better everytime you see it. One of the movies Julie can watch whenever.
|-
|Jaws
|Steven Spielberg
|
|Horror
|Is this-Is this a B-Movie?
|-
|Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work
|Ricki Stern
|
|Documentary
|-
|Johnny Carson: King of Late Night
|Mark A. Catalena & Peter Jones
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/beau-willimon-i-ll-chew-on-a-dog-ep-130- Episode 130]
|Documentary
|-
|Jumping Jack Flash
|Penny Marshall
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/hwyw-ep-2-the-taste-of-christmas-morning-rattlesnakes-robert-zemeckis-s-regrets-jesse-murray-s-fave-nyc-movies-of-the-80s-anthony-atamanuik-on-real-housewives Episode 2]
|Comedy
|-
|The Kid Stays in the Picture
|Brett Morgen
|
|Documentary
|-
|The King's Speech
|Tom Hooper
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/hwyw-ep-101-natasha-vargas-cooper-the-king-s-speech-julie-s-parents-on-the-best-picture-nominees Episode 1]
|Over-dramatization of not-the-most irrelevant thing that happened at that time (WWII)
|Hated it
|-
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Last_House_on_the_Left_(1972_film) The Last House on the Left]
|Wes Craven
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/nicole-holofcener-the-domain-of-the-rotund-ep-136- Episode 136]
|Horror
|-
|Life with Alex
|Emily Wick
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/dr-irene-pepperberg-emily-wick-eat-a-carb-ep-134- Episode 134]
|Documentary
|-
|Loopair
|Rian Johnson
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/karina-longworth-python-run-ep-159- Episode 159]
|Science Fiction/Crime
|LOOPAIR!!! THAT WAS A GOOD MOVIE!!
|-
|Make Believe
|J. Clay Tweel
|[[Episode 11]]
|Documentary
|-
|Mannequin
|Michael Gottlieb
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/katie-dippole-shes-a-car-ep-159- Episode 159]
|Comedy
|Julie really skewers this movie. Hollywood is wonderful though.
|-
|Marina Abramovic: The Artist is Present
|Matthew Akers & Jeff Dupre
|
|Documentary
|-
|Married to the Eiffel Tower
|Agnieszka Piotrowska
|[[Episode 20]]
|Documentary
|-
|Mask
|Peter Bogdanovich
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/hwyw-ep-2-the-taste-of-christmas-morning-rattlesnakes-robert-zemeckis-s-regrets-jesse-murray-s-fave-nyc-movies-of-the-80s-anthony-atamanuik-on-real-housewives Episode 2]
|Drama
|-
|Midnight in Paris
|Woody Allen
|
|Comedy(I'm guessing)
|Sure, Woody Allen. Living in Paris twenty years before the Holocaust/World War 2 was great.
|-
|Moonstruck
|Norman Jewison
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/hwyw-ep-2-the-taste-of-christmas-morning-rattlesnakes-robert-zemeckis-s-regrets-jesse-murray-s-fave-nyc-movies-of-the-80s-anthony-atamanuik-on-real-housewives Episode 2]
|Comedy
|-
|Mr. Death: The Rise and Fall of Fred A. Leuchter, Jr.
|Errol Morris
|
|Documentary
|-
|Nashville
|Robert Altman
|
|Drama
|-
|The Nomi Song
|Andrew Horn
|
|Documentary
|-
|Out of Sight
|Steven Soderbergh
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/james-wilson-goodbye-spoony-ep-148 Episode 148]
|Crime
|Does not hold up.
|-
|Paris is Burning
|Jennie Livingston
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-26-count-chocula-s-other-teeth-michael-musto-jake-fogelnest- Episode 26]
|Documentary
|-
|The Phantom of the Paradise
|Brian De Palma
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/beau-willimon-i-ll-chew-on-a-dog-ep-130- Episode 130]
|Horror/Musical
|-
|Public Speaking
|Martin Scorsese
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-26-count-chocula-s-other-teeth-michael-musto-jake-fogelnest- Episode 26]
|Documentary
|-
|Pulp Fiction
|Quentin Tarantino
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/therese-mahler-julie-klausner-on-a-citi-bike-dot-com-ep-132- Episode 132]
|Drama
|-
|The Queen of Versailles
|Lauren Greenfield
|
|Documentary
|-
|Reservoir Dogs
|Quentin Tarantino
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/therese-mahler-julie-klausner-on-a-citi-bike-dot-com-ep-132- Episode 132]
|Drama
|-
|Riding the Bus with My Sister
|Anjelica Huston
|
|Drama
|-
|Room 237
|Rodney Ascher
|
|Documentary
|-
|Rosemary's Baby
|Roman Polanski
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/tom-ruprecht-walking-ballads-ep-135- Episode 135]
|Horror
|-
|[http://www.hbo.com/documentaries/schmatta-rags-to-riches-to-rags Schmatta: Rags to Riches to Rags]
|[[wikipedia:Marc Levin | Marc Levin]]
|[[Episode 6]]
|Documentary
|-
|[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117571/ Scream]
|Wes Craven
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/peter-bagge-more-suicide-than-the-average-bear-ep-139- Episode 139]
|Horror
|-
|Sex Crimes Unit
|Lisa P. Jackson
|
|Documentary
|-
|The Shining
|Stanley Kubrick
|
|Horror
|-
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleeper_(1973_film) Sleeper]
|Woody Allen
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/nicole-holofcener-the-domain-of-the-rotund-ep-136 Episode 136]
|Comedy
|-
|The Source Family
|Jodi Wille, Maria Demopoulos
|
|Documentary
|-
|Splash
|Ron Howard
|
|Comedy
|-
|Stanley Kubrick's Boxes
|Jon Ronson
|
|Documentary
|-
|Synecdoche, New York
|Charlie Kaufman
|
|?
|Julie doesn't care much for it but it is Jason Woliner's favorite movie.
|-
|Tabloid
|Errol Morris
|[[Episode 21]]
|Documentary
|-
|Three Amigos
|John Landis
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/camille-paglia-episode-140 Episode 140]
|Comedy
|-
|Tootsie
|Sydney Pollack
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/hwyw-ep-7-the-pottery-scene-from-grease-rachel-dratch-talks-about-her-book-her-baby-snl-and-rachel-shukert-to-julie-about-the-movie-tootsie-in-depth- Episode 7]
|Comedy
|-
|The Unsinkable Molly Brown
|Charles Walters
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/lin-manuel-miranda-ep-133- Episode 133]
|Musical
|-
|Vernon Florida
|Errol Morris
|
|Documentary
|-
|Vice Versa
|Brian Gilbert
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-47-what-someone-s-mom-s-idea-of-a-nightclub-is-david-cross-eliot-glazer Episode 47]
|Comedy
|-
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walking_and_Talking Walking and Talking]
|Nicole Holofcener
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/nicole-holofcener-the-domain-of-the-rotund-ep-136 Episode 136]
|Drama
|-
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vicky_Cristina_Barcelona Vicky Cristina Barcelona]
|Woody Allen
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/nicole-holofcener-the-domain-of-the-rotund-ep-136 Episode 136]
|Comedy
|-
|We're the Millers
|Rawson Marshall Thurber
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/lin-manuel-miranda-ep-133- Episode 133]
|Comedy
|-
|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wizard_of_Oz_(1939_film) The Wizard of Oz]
|Victor Fleming
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/chris-elliott-jason-woliner-houdini-s-waffles-ep-137 Episode 137]
|Musical
|-
|Working Girl
|Mike Nichols
|[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/hwyw-ep-2-the-taste-of-christmas-morning-rattlesnakes-robert-zemeckis-s-regrets-jesse-murray-s-fave-nyc-movies-of-the-80s-anthony-atamanuik-on-real-housewives Episode 2]
|Comedy
|-

Listeners' Favorite Monologue Quotes

2014-03-25T19:43:17Z

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[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/morgan-murphy-andrew-and-sunshine-ep-155 Episode 155] "All I know is it’s silly to chase fun when all you need is the ground underneath you to be solid. And I don’t expect to be one of those people that does cartwheels in yogurt commercials. I wanna be the cartoon character in that antidepressant ad who has, like, little lines under her eyes, and the divot in the middle of the pill is the pill’s mouth… have you seen this ad? It’s very good. It’s for Abilify, which is not a word."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/podcast/dana-gould-ep-152 Episode 152] "I'm a little cranky. I'm also fine. I contain multitudes."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/karen-kilgariff-to-talk-to-you-about-rembrandt-ep-151 Episode 151] "Why would anyone, anyone, ANYONE, even a dog, especially a dog, waste a steak on a swollen eye? It's the most expensive ice pack in the world! Get some goddamn frozen peas, you bourgeoisie, yuppy piece of shit."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/karen-kilgariff-to-talk-to-you-about-rembrandt-ep-151 Episode 151] "We've been tricked, Jerry."

[[Episode 146: "The Opposite of Rock & Roll"]] "I went to a party last weekend in which people insisted on telling me they like "World Music." So, if that doesn't encourage you to send me money via Paypal, I do not know what does."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/podcast/adam-conover-ep-145 Episode 145] "Nate also hates Rachel Ray and I wouldn't be surprised if he had a Google alert set up for Rachel Ray and murder."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/jamala-johns-p-pocket-ep-144 Episode 144] "When you're around people that are different from you, you realize really quickly that not everybody is delighted by you."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/jamala-johns-p-pocket-ep-144 Episode 144] "There are parts of me that I can improve, and one of which is the satisfaction with just doing something instead of doing everything."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/jamala-johns-p-pocket-ep-144 Episode 144] "I am trying to smash the patriarchy in dribs and drabs. I do a little bit every day. Like today, for example, I didn't listen to someone!"

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/camille-paglia-episode-140 Episode 140] "Foreplay is so weird and so gross that there was a name for the stuff you had to do to a woman before you got to actually stick it in.”

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/julianne-moore-ep-138 Episode 138] "Now, sometimes James Spader wears a hat and sometimes he does not. He is UNBEARABLY sexy on this show, which is a statement I stand by. Sorry. I think James Spader is so goddamned sexy on this show and in general. I don’t care that the hair is gone, I don’t care that he doesn’t look like Steff anymore, he will always be Steff to me, he will always be the guy from Secretary whose name doesn’t matter because YOU ARE SO HORNY that you don’t care."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/tom-ruprecht-walking-ballads-ep-135 Episode 135] Re. new ideas for HWYWiki content: "Favorite Monologue Quotes. Why not? These make me feel good when I don't want to Google my exes. You know what that's called? Dialing Pain."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/tom-ruprecht-walking-ballads-ep-135 Episode 135] [https://twitter.com/_andrewjohnston @_andrewjohnston] tweeted: "I picture Alec Baldwin reading the Grey Lady - and that's the only grey lady in his life."[https://twitter.com/_andrewjohnston/statuses/386231359947042816]

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/tom-ruprecht-walking-ballads-ep-135 Episode 135] "I do like that network television was like - what was it people liked about Breaking Bad? It was the hat right? Let's give this guy a hat."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/michael-urie-jonathan-tollins-the-poetry-of-her-tchotchkes-ep-131 Episode 131] "Here's a fun game: Which Manson family member is your cat? Mine is Ruth Ann, because he's very beautiful and young, but I could be wrong, he might be Diane Lake."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/michael-urie-jonathan-tollins-the-poetry-of-her-tchotchkes-ep-131 Episode 131] "I want a BOYFRIEND! I said it! It feels so good to FINALLY SAY IT!"

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/michael-urie-jonathan-tollins-the-poetry-of-her-tchotchkes-ep-131 Episode 131] Re. HWYWiki: "This is your playground, Goddamn it. Is there a message board on here? I don't know, there should be. Look, you guys should meet each other, and be comfortable with each other and love each other. Should there be sex? Yes, yes there should be sex."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/tami-sagher-ep-127 Episode 127] "How dare you be called Mumford and Sons and not be a yogurt shop made up to look like a country store?"

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/freedy-johnston-ep-123 Episode 123] "Those salads caused AIDS."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-97-carrie-brownstein-danielle-henderson Episode 97] "I helped myself to a glass of milk. Isn’t that disgusting? Isn’t that, like, the weirdest, creepiest thing you’ve ever heard of, like, a grown woman drinking a glass of milk? In the commissary area of a workplace that isn’t hers? I would’ve called the cops, if I’d worked there and passed me: 'glug glug glug glug,' 2% too, 'glug glug glug glug glug.'"

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/webpage/2012/12/28 Episode 95] Re. 'The Guilt Trip': "... and his mom says, 'Oh, Wal-Mart! My son, I'm so proud, he has a meeting at Wal-Mart!' That's a dumb person thing to say. That doesn't make sense. I could get a meeting at Wal-Mart. Could I get a meeting at Wal-Mart? How long would it take for me to get a meeting at Wal-Mart, now that I'm thinking about it? Would they Google me? Would they be like 'Mmm ... not her'? That'd be flattering. People who are paranoid are, ultimately, just like, not spinning it right."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-83-p-is-for-pizza-jodi-lennon-jessica-grose Episode 83] "Anthony Bourdain and his television show, it’s like the living equivalent of The Doors. And Ottavia Bourdain said something on Twitter this week about how she was, like, running out of toilet paper 'cause she had the shits or something like that. (sigh) Oh boy. And we think Honey Boo Boo is the problem."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-30-upstairs-coke-susie-essman-gabe-delahaye Episode 30] Re. Nancy Grace's nip slip on DWTS: "Nancy Grace's nipple was the other ... (sigh) ... thing we all had in our eyeballs earlier this week. Here's the anatomy lesson America: That was an aereola. That was like a purple, wine-stained...saucer...of Nancy."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-30-upstairs-coke-susie-essman-gabe-delahaye Episode 30] "Emotionally, Americans never mature past the bratty, Christmas-list making children...that all of us...are."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/ep-30-upstairs-coke-susie-essman-gabe-delahaye Episode 30] Regarding Dr. Phil (McGraw): "He doesn't seem like a shrink, he seems like a country doctor who will make a house call...or a barn call...and check on your mule, who's been acting funny."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/hwyw-ep-2-the-taste-of-christmas-morning-rattlesnakes-robert-zemeckis-s-regrets-jesse-murray-s-fave-nyc-movies-of-the-80s-anthony-atamanuik-on-real-housewives Episode 2] "I watched two Stanley Kubrick movies in a row, which is not...that's me in a bad place."

[http://howwasyourweek.libsyn.com/hwyw-ep-2-the-taste-of-christmas-morning-rattlesnakes-robert-zemeckis-s-regrets-jesse-murray-s-fave-nyc-movies-of-the-80s-anthony-atamanuik-on-real-housewives Episode 2] "I think Bill Maher and Anthony Bourdain should have an asshole-off."

"All dogs is good dogs."

"What's the name of that Ricky Gervais show? Is it 'Martin' or 'Luther'?"

"The Peacock, the Eye, the Owl and the Pocketwatch."

"Will network television ever crack men?"

Re. 'Face Off': "And they had to make giants because they were promoting that giant movie. What's it called, 'Giant'?"

"I don't know if Kathryn Bigelow is a lesbian ... but she certainly makes movies like one. It's a compliment! Is it?"

"What do you think happened the day Mary went crackers?"

Julie: Who's the most famous person on 'Dancing with the Stars'? / Billy Eichner: I don't know, Ralph the Motorcycle Mouse!

"Matador, by the way, is Spanish for master, from what I understand."

"Where did Nazis find the time?"

"You can't interview a corpse ... without the right LIGHTING!"

"Who has money I can steal with my nose?"

"Heathcliff is Garfield surrounded by garbage."

"All of 'Rent' is a little much."

Julie looks up Foghorn Leghorn on Wikipedia: "'He is a big, white rooster.' Fantastic."

"Open on a six-year-old who's scared and alone. Where is she going today? To school, where no one looks her in the eye."

"What's Molly?"

"Are you excited about Adam Sandler starring in 'Candyland'?"

"I'm at the point right now where I'd enter into an arranged marriage just to have someone to watch Mad Men with."