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Pod hits & misses

2014-04-09T18:44:02Z

167.182.58.150: /* Podmass Quotes of the Week */

Record things Podmass says about HWYW here.

== Podmass Review Quotes ==

[http://www.avclub.com/article/chris-kluwe-charms-nerdist-second-time-social-acti-202493 Episode 159] "Virtually nothing on the podcast landscape is as exciting as a fired up Julie Klausner stream of consciousness rant."

[http://www.avclub.com/article/aaron-eckhart-unwinds-on-nerdist-and-freakonomics--200944 Episode 151] "The temporary move to Los Angeles continues to do wonders for How Was Your Week?, as this edition’s opening monologue verges on vintage Julie Klausner: heady to a fault, exceptionally wordy, and hyper-specific. The hour-long run-on sentence sprints through scary places to run into Gallagher, past the minute differences separating prostitutes from escorts, and straight into an extended thesis on the unique geniuses of Eagleheart and Lena Dunham. That, plus an interview with Mr. Show alum Karen Kilgariff, makes a return to form for Klausner’s unrivaled capacity to pull airtight truths from overlooked corners."

[http://www.avclub.com/article/meet-the-best-shows-replacement-and-ice-t-joins-th-200799 Episode 149] "If Julie Klausner’s commitment to her own curiosities no matter the guest is the hallmark of How Was Your Week?, then her interview with Aimee Mann is a landmark installment of the podcast."

[http://www.avclub.com/article/the-origin-of-disneylands-haunted-mansion-greg-pro-104776 Episode 138] "The ease of conversation never wavers, even in the spots where Klausner’s excitement does border on fawning, like when she is enthralled by the beeping of a hidden dishwasher in Moore’s kitchen."

[http://www.avclub.com/article/pete-holmes-and-lil-wolverine-face-off-on-idoug-lo-99272 Episode 119] "This week’s episode is a near perfect encapsulation of the two sensibilities at the center of HWYW. While Harris Wittels focuses on topics he’s discussed on other podcasts before (namely drugs and his Humblebrag book), a chunk about Wittels’ early porn-watching habits shows HWYW at its comedic best."

[http://www.avclub.com/article/david-sedaris-describes-his-bath-time-cicadas-are--98152 Episode 115] "The most surprising thing about David Sedaris’ appearance comes early on when he tells Julie Klausner that How Was Your Week is regular bath-time listening for him."

[http://www.avclub.com/article/margaret-cho-enters-the-podcasting-arena-and-iflop-93138 Episode 105] "Ted Leo’s discussions of exorcisms, demons, and Ouija boards make ample use of his Catholic-school education, and offer an interesting counterpoint to some of Klausner’s ideas."

[http://www.avclub.com/article/inerdisti-pins-chris-jericho-and-nick-kroll-goes-c-91273 Episode 97] "Julie Klausner prefaces her conversation with Danielle Henderson by referring to her as her “new best friend”. It’s easy to see why Klaunser is so enthused, as it becomes clear early on that Henderson is an ideal How Was Your Week guest."

[http://www.avclub.com/article/artie-lange-opens-up-to-jay-mohr-and-judd-apatow-c-89890 Episode 92] "An interview with Beth Hoyt of My Damn Channel Live features a long discussion of Jon Hamm and other hunks."

[http://www.avclub.com/article/ibest-showi-celebrates-an-anniversary-and-inerdist-86578 Episode 83] "In a charming interview, Julie Klausner catches up with Jodi Lennon, who is delightful as she shares stories about prank-calling local news shows and her new life as a petty shoplifter."

[http://www.avclub.com/article/john-darnielle-rules-on-ijudge-john-hodgmani-and-m-84671 Episode 78] "The majority of Klausner’s interview with Read focuses on communities that have grown on Tumblr and in message boards. A discussion of the Otherkin community—those who believe they are animals trapped in human bodies—is fascinating and touches on how identities are managed and legitimized online."

[http://www.avclub.com/article/the-best-podcasts-for-the-week-of-april-19-25-73125 Episode 59] "Julie Klausner admits that her thought pattern is, in fact, cats, cats, cats, dogs, Cher, and some snacks thrown in there."

[http://www.avclub.com/article/the-best-podcasts-for-the-week-of-april-12-18-72734 Episode 58] "Later, Klausner continues to be the Oprah of podcasts by talking to Susan Orlean about her book Rin Tin Tin."

[http://www.avclub.com/article/the-best-podcasts-for-the-week-of-march-29-april-4-72032 Episode 56] "There’s also a bit of basset-hound news that can’t go unmentioned, but the guests are the big attraction this week."

[http://www.avclub.com/article/podmass-week-of-march-22-28-71679 Episode 55] "Although dismayed, she attempts to be fair about it, but it’s not lot before she switches topics again, this time to the less fraught subject of nail art."

[http://www.avclub.com/article/the-week-of-march-15-21-71367 Episode 54] "Julie Klausner starts out by talking about Stephen King’s “shit aliens,” then brings up that time we wrote about how “How Was Your Week? could be one of the best book podcasts out there,” by saying that HWYW is not becoming a book podcast, but that she is, in fact, becoming Oprah. Klausner then talks to a beret-less Rickie Lee Jones, which is not only a good listen but an opportunity to get your parents to listen to the episode so they can hear a musician they probably made out to talk about making bras for men’s testicles."

[http://www.avclub.com/article/week-of-feb-23-feb-29-70196 Episode 51] "Ted Leo ends up being the funniest person on stage, especially when he grills the Peanut Chews guy on the ingredients of his product."

[http://www.avclub.com/article/week-of-feb-16-22-69869 Episode 50] "She also addresses the Westminster Dog Show, complaining about Martha Stewart’s dog and the Pekingese that won the show."

[http://www.avclub.com/article/week-of-feb-2-8-69161 Best of HWYW Vol 2] "There’s also some Ted Leo conversation, and at this point can we just say that the Klausner/Leo buddy thing is maybe the best showbiz friendship going right now? The two of them simply talking about what they looked like as kids (Klausner as an orangutan, Leo as Zippy the Pinhead) is especially organic and enjoyable."

[http://www.avclub.com/article/week-of-jan-12-18-67969 Many Parts of a Pine Tree] "She tosses off a hilarious monologue like a wise owl drunk on pinot noir, really asking the tough questions about True Life: I’m A Chubby Chaser and voicing her displeasure with World War I compared to WWII."

[http://www.avclub.com/article/week-of-dec-29-jan-4-67265 Tommy Mottola For Nothing] "How has Julie Klausner never talked about Guy Fieri before?"

[http://www.avclub.com/article/week-of-dec-1-7-66297 Episode 39] "Is there some sort of personal point system that Julie Klausner uses for every episode of How Was Your Week? Does she have a checklist that reminds her to say that somebody is a “garbage person,” or that they’re “made of snakes”?"

[http://www.avclub.com/article/week-of-nov-24-nov-30-65960 Episode 38] "Past that, this episode offered another prime example that Klausner can pontificate on any random subject for a few moments, then likely wrap it into another, equally random subject. For instance, who else would link movie screeners to an anecdote about the time a monkey stole Michael Caine’s glasses? Nobody. That’s a move that we’re now going to call “Klausnerfication.”"

[http://www.avclub.com/article/week-of-oct-27-nov-2-64567 Episode 34] "Julie Klausner half-heartedly talks about Halloween and Chaz Bono’s departure from Dancing With The Stars before bringing on her special guests."

[http://www.avclub.com/article/week-of-oct-13-oct-19-63798 Episode 32] "Klausner tops it all off with strong opinions on Rosie O’Donnell and Anderson Cooper’s new daytime talk shows, as well as intriguing casting suggestions for the upcoming black version of Steel Magnolias."

[http://www.avclub.com/article/week-of-oct-6-12-63397 Episode 31] "Also, Klausner presents a compelling argument for why it’s okay for women to make Chris Christie fat jokes."

[http://www.avclub.com/article/week-of-sept-1-sept-7-61519 Episode 26] "After tackling the hot topics of the VMAs and the new Dancing With The Stars cast (she is clearly obsessed with Chaz Bono and should just get him on the podcast already), Klausner and SiriusXM host/VH1 talking head Jake Fogelnest geek out over old SNL sketches and discuss what’s so funny about Billy Joel."

[http://www.avclub.com/article/week-of-aug-25-aug-31-61266 Episode 25] "She also discusses some key current events, such as the state of Rosie O’Donnell’s neck in Curb Your Enthusiasm, her dislike of Jane Fonda and Gloria Steinem, the scabby butts of the baboons at the zoo, and a list of her favorite anorexics."

[http://www.avclub.com/article/week-of-aug-11-17-60657 Episode 23] "Julie Klausner finally addresses what we’ve all been wondering: What’s up with those K-Y Jelly ads that force you to imagine the couples in them boning? Klausner similarly ruins Fun Dip by referencing it when discussing the lady who eats her husband’s ashes on My Strange Addiction."

[http://www.avclub.com/article/week-of-july-28-aug-3-60001 Episode 21] "Julie Klausner is a mystery wrapped in an enigma topped with a kitty."

[http://www.avclub.com/article/week-of-july-7-july-13-58991 Episode 18] "Klausner is likely to piss off the fat-acceptance community this week as she takes aim at Chris Christie, Kevin Federline, and Neil LaBute, whom she’s trying to get on Celebrity Fit Club. Then again, maybe the fat-acceptance community doesn’t want those guys as their poster children."

[http://www.avclub.com/article/week-of-june-23-june-29-58385 Episode 16] "Stick around for Klausner’s advice on how to cover your ass when you’re caught feeding a gyro to a guide dog, and her shameful confession of using Hitler as an excuse to cover up a youthful transgression."

[http://www.avclub.com/article/week-of-june-9-15-57691 Episode 14] "Klausner herself recommends that if you’re not into the Tonys, you may like this week’s WTF instead."

[http://www.avclub.com/article/week-of-june-2-8-57384 Episode 13] "Plus, if you’ve been dying to hear an extremely negative review of Woody Allen’s new movie, then you’re in luck, as Klausner thinks the director should semi-retire into a life of scripting Dilbert comic strips."

[http://www.avclub.com/article/week-of-may-5-11-56034 Episode 9] "Aretha Franklin is also in Klausner’s sights for various reasons, her terrible salad recipe among them."

== Podmass Quotes of the Week ==

“You can’t just say your vagina is a house and then change the subject.” —Julie Klausner, How Was Your Week? [http://www.avclub.com/article/world-famous-jock-chats-some-nerds-202700]

“I just feel like I understand Cameron Diaz better than I ever have before, and I don’t like it. I don’t like to see everything I see. It’s like a magnifying mirror only soulful, and I’m not looking at her, I’m looking at us, you know? And our pores are huge.” —Julie Klausner, How Was Your Week? [http://www.avclub.com/article/andy-daly-takes-over-and-comedy-bang-bang-goes-nut-201880]

“All I know is it’s silly to chase fun when all you need is the ground underneath you to be solid. And I don’t expect to be one of those people that does cartwheels in yogurt commercials. I wanna be the cartoon character in that antidepressant ad who has, like, little lines under her eyes, and the divot in the middle of the pill is the pill’s mouth... have you seen this ad? It’s very good. It’s for Abilify, which is not a word.” —Julie Klausner, How Was Your Week? [http://www.avclub.com/article/gillian-jacobs-keeps-gold-digging-and-sci-fi-on-tr-201375]

“Is it too early to talk about my gynecologist?” —Maria Thayer, How Was Your Week? [http://www.avclub.com/article/marc-maron-has-a-new-relationship-and-the-flop-hou-201184]

“Women who work for escort agencies that assign them out to prostitution dates at sushi restaurants know how to eat with chopsticks, and beyond that they are in every other way identical to other prostitutes. They’re not better looking; they’re not smarter; they’re not classier; they’re not more charming. They probably give more blowjobs than any reasonable woman, right? And they are empty inside, but it’s also society’s fault.” —Julie Klausner, How Was Your Week [http://www.avclub.com/article/aaron-eckhart-unwinds-on-nerdist-and-freakonomics--200944]

“That guy’s like G.G. Allin. He is a legend.” —Julie Klausner on Rob Ford, How Was Your Week? [http://www.avclub.com/article/edgar-wright-stops-by-the-garage-and-the-tobolowsk-105948]

“Is it a different New York since Lou Reed died? It’s been a different New York since I saw him in his sweatpants at the Cozy Soup ‘n’ Burger.” —Julie Klausner, How Was Your Week? [http://www.avclub.com/article/harrison-ford-on-inerdisti-and-ithe-best-showi-mak-105074]

“It’s like if The Who were gayer and somewhat proggier.” —Julie Klausner on Jethro Tull, How Was Your Week [http://www.avclub.com/article/the-origin-of-disneylands-haunted-mansion-greg-pro-104776]

“If the Cowardly Lion were on RuPaul’s Drag Race, so much of my childhood would be less nightmarish.” —Julie Klausner, How Was Your Week [http://www.avclub.com/article/marc-maron-grapples-with-a-brutal-breakup-and-bob--104470]

“It’s important to remember that Mark David Chapman really set a lot of trends: such as the trend of celebrities having bodyguards.” —Julie Klausner, How Was Your Week [http://www.avclub.com/article/kumail-nanjiani-rules-the-guest-circuit-again-and--103811]

“There’s a chili chain in Cincinnati called Skyline Chili, and it’s excellent. It’s very, very good. It’s probably made with human meat.” —Julie Klausner, How Was Your Week? [http://www.avclub.com/article/the-best-podcasts-for-the-week-of-april-19-25-73125]

“What else don’t women like besides the Three Stooges? Tom Waits. Being hurt physically or emotionally.” —Julie Klausner, How Was Your Week With Julie Klausner [http://www.avclub.com/article/the-best-podcasts-for-the-week-of-april-12-18-72734]

“Here’s why I don’t like Jane Fonda, and not just because I think Vietnam is one of the best things our country ever did.” —Julie Klausner, How Was Your Week? [http://www.avclub.com/article/the-best-podcasts-for-the-week-of-march-29-april-4-72032]

“This show is not becoming a book podcast; I am becoming Oprah.” —Julie Klausner, How Was Your Week? [http://www.avclub.com/article/the-week-of-march-15-21-71367]

“You have to root for the understudy; if you don’t, you’re a dick.” —Julie Klausner, How Was Your Week [http://www.avclub.com/article/week-of-march-8-14-71010]

“Her body is being flown back on Tyler Perry’s private jet to Newark—a very black sentence.” —Julie Klausner on Whitney Houston, How Was Your Week? [http://www.avclub.com/article/week-of-feb-16-22-69869]

“I feel like that show is officially going to become a cunt-off once old Lizard Eyes joins the fray.” —Julie Klausner on Shirley MacLaine joining the cast of Downton Abbey, How Was Your Week? [http://www.avclub.com/article/week-of-feb-2-8-69161]

“I’m really afraid of spiders and my own feelings.” —Julie Klausner, How Was Your Week? [http://www.avclub.com/article/week-of-jan-26-feb-1-68765]

“You need a new mezuzah. It makes a dandy clit ring.” —Julie Klausner on the mezuzah Woody Allen gave to Ari Graynor as a gift, How Was Your Week? [http://www.avclub.com/article/week-of-dec-8-14-66688]

“They all reminded me of the people who would be at the dinner party in Beetlejuice.” —Paul F. Tompkins on Work Of Art contestants, How Was Your Week? [http://www.avclub.com/article/week-of-nov-10-16-65365]

“That skank was ahead of her time.” —Julie Klausner on Tonya Harding, How Was Your Week? [http://www.avclub.com/article/week-of-oct-20-oct-26-64171]

“How come we can’t see Thomas Jane’s Jane Thomas?” —Julie Klausner on Hung, How Was Your Week? [http://www.avclub.com/article/week-of-oct-13-oct-19-63798]

“How do you talk to an angel?” —Julie Klausner discussing Jeffery Self’s encounter with Brett Butler on How Was Your Week? [http://www.avclub.com/article/week-of-oct-6-12-63397]

“The only riot I’m okay with is a zoot suit riot.” —Julie Klausner, How Was Your Week? [http://www.avclub.com/article/week-of-sept-15-21-62192]

“That show was canceled because it wasn’t self-righteous enough.” —Julie Klausner on Penn & Teller: Bullshit!, How Was Your Week? [http://www.avclub.com/article/week-of-sept-8-14-61838]

“Give my love to your cat, even though he seems like a dick.” —Julie Klausner to Jake Fogelnest, How Was Your Week? [http://www.avclub.com/article/week-of-sept-1-sept-7-61519]

Pod hits & misses

2014-04-08T21:19:41Z

2013-12-10T20:25:36Z

167.182.58.150:

Julie's wonderfulness cannot be contained to even her own show. Here is a list of her appearances on other podcasts.

{| class="wikitable sortable"
!Date
!Show
!Episode
!Note

|-
|2013-12-03
|The Best Show on WFMU
|[http://wfmu.org/playlists/BS December 3, 2013]
|PATTON OSWALT and JULIE KLAUSNER in-studio! TODD BARRY on the horn. Buying a switchblade before a Billy Joel concert. Bob Dylan needs 178 pizzas. Bruno Mars at the Dole Plantation. "Comedians Are Nuts" returns! Fonzie and ALF talk.

|-
|2013-02-05
|How Did This Get Made?
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/the-devils-advocate-live/ The Devil's Advocate: LIVE!]
|This is amazing.

|-
|2012-11-12
|Comedy, Bang, Bang
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/new-york-mainstays/ Episode 186: New York Mainstays]
|

|-
|2011-07-10
|Jordan, Jesse, Go!
|[http://www.maximumfun.org/jordan-jesse-go/jjgo-ep-183-paprika-julie-klausner Episode 183: Paprika with Julie Klausner]
|

|-
|2010-08-30
|WTF with Marc Maron
|[http://www.wtfpod.com/podcast/episodes/episode_306_-_julie_klausner Episode 306] (premium episode)
|

|-
|2012-08-12
|The Fogelnest Files
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/the-fogelnest-files-1/ Episode 1]
|Jake Fogelnest has scoured the Internet and his personal archives for cool stuff to show you. This first episode was recorded live at UCBEAST as part of the CBGB Festival with special guests Julie Klausner and Chris Gethard!

|-
|2013-11-14
|The Fogelnest Files
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/donate-your-car-today/ Donate Your Car Today]
|Julie Klausner, Dave Hill, Katie Notopoulos, and Kitty join Jake LIVE from the Bell House in New York!

|-
|2011-05-25
|Ronna and Beverly
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/julie-klausner/ Julie Klausner]
|The debut episode of The Ronna & Beverly Podcast.

|-
|2012-04-11
|Who Charted?
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/badu-doo-wop/ Badu-Doo-Wop]
|Given Howard’s affinity for reds, we were more than happy to have Julie Klausner bring her New York hipness and Jewish nerdyness to Who Charted? for a look at the Billboard Heatseekers Chart and Movie Chart.

Julie's Appearances On Other Shows

2013-12-10T20:23:10Z

167.182.58.150:

Julie's wonderfulness cannot be contained to even her own show. Here is a list of her appearances on other podcasts.

{| class="wikitable sortable"
!Date
!Show
!Episode
!Note

|-
|2013-12-03
|The Best Show on WFMU
|[http://wfmu.org/playlists/BS December 3, 2013]
|PATTON OSWALT and JULIE KLAUSNER in-studio! TODD BARRY on the horn. Buying a switchblade before a Billy Joel concert. Bob Dylan needs 178 pizzas. Bruno Mars at the Dole Plantation. "Comedians Are Nuts" returns! Fonzie and ALF talk.

|-
|2013-02-05
|How Did This Get Made?
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/the-devils-advocate-live/ The Devil's Advocate: LIVE!]
|This is amazing.

|-
|2012-11-12
|Comedy, Bang, Bang
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/new-york-mainstays/ Episode 186: New York Mainstays]
|

|-
|2011-07-10
|Jordan, Jesse, Go!
|[http://www.maximumfun.org/jordan-jesse-go/jjgo-ep-183-paprika-julie-klausner Episode 183: Paprika with Julie Klausner]
|

|-
|2010-08-30
|WTF with Marc Maron
|[http://www.wtfpod.com/podcast/episodes/episode_306_-_julie_klausner Episode 306] (premium episode)
|

|-
|2012-08-12
|The Fogelnest Files
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/the-fogelnest-files-1/ Episode 1]
|

|-
|2013-11-14
|The Fogelnest Files
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/donate-your-car-today/ Donate Your Car Today]
|

|-
|2011-05-25
|Ronna and Beverly
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/julie-klausner/ Julie Klausner]
|

|-
|2012-04-11
|Who Charted?
|[http://www.earwolf.com/episode/badu-doo-wop/ Badu-Doo-Wop]
|

2013-09-04T19:15:02Z

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{| class="wikitable sortable"
!Episode
!Date
!Guests
!Origins of episode title
|-
|[[Episode 1: "Oscar Madison Won't Let You Pack Your Bags"]]
| March 8, 2011
|Julie's Parents and [[Natasha Vargas-Cooper]]
|Julie and Natasha Vargas-Cooper talk about the most recent episodes of the TV show ''Intervention''. Julie mentions that there are two new interventionist on the show this season,one of whom has a strong physical resemblance to actor Walter Matthau. She says that every episode of ''Intervention'' that he is a part of should be titled "Oscar Madison Won't Let You Pack Your Bags".

|-
|[[Episode 2: "The Taste of Christmas Morning"]]
|March 19, 2011
|Jesse Murray, Anthony Atamanuik
|Please add origin

|-
|[[Episode 3: "A Smiling Bruce Vilanch"]]
|March 26, 2011
|Billy Eichner, Megan Amram
|Billy Eichner asks Julie if she "can imagine what Donald Trump's pubic hair looks like." Julie responds by saying that it probably looks like "a smiling Bruce Vilanch."

|-
|[[Episode 4: "I Did Fiddler!"]]
|April 1, 2011
|Ronna & Beverly, James Urbaniak
|James Urbaniak tells a story about an actor who walked into the first rehearsal of a community theater production with a huge beard. When asked about the beard by the other actors, he replied by saying "I did ''Fiddler''."
|-
|[[Episode 5: "The One With Joan Rivers"]]
|April 7, 2011
|Joan Rivers
|We can't do everything for you. Honestly.

|-
|[[Episode 6: "Polar Bears on Moonbeams"]]
|April 15, 2011
|Patton Oswalt, Holly Schlesinger
|Julie talks about Shirley Maclaine's (aka "Lizard Eyes") official website. One of the features of the website is a message board called "The Encounter Board". "The Encounter Board" has a thread titled "Creativity Corner". It's purpose is to provide a place for users to "post and share their poems and other creative writing endeavors". User "Frank" from Canada shared a poem he wrote called ''Polar Bears on Moonbeams''.
|-
|[[Episode 7: "The Pottery Scene From GREASE"]]
|April 23, 2011
|Rachel Dratch and Rachel Shukert
|Rachel Shukert accidentally says "The Pottery Scene from ''Grease'' instead of "The pottery Scene from ''Ghost''". Both Julie and Rachel agree that a pottery scene in ''Grease'' would have been great.
|-
|[[Episode 8: "All The Way To Canada"]]
|April 29, 2011
|Neko Case, Joe Mande
|These are the primary lyrics to the first song that Neko Case recalls writing.

|-
|[[Episode 9: "In The Face"]]
|May 6, 2011
|Seth Rudetsky, Baratunde Thurston
|In the Julie's interview with Baratunde Thurston, they discus the killing of Osama Bin Laden (Bin Laden was shot "in the face") [http://www.cnn.com/2013/03/26/world/bergen-who-killed-bin-laden].

|-
|[[Episode 10: "Pico Won't Know Our Baby"]]
|May 14, 2011
|Jen Kirkman, Andrea Rosen, John Gemberling
|Guest Andrea Rosen, under the influence of pregnancy hormones, lamented that a deceased pet would never meet her baby.
|-
|[[Episode 11: "Enter Dancing"]]
|May 20, 2011
|Sally Kellerman, Paul Scheer
|Julie tells Sally Kellerman that her favorite scene in ''Back To School'' is when Dr. Diane Turner (Kellerman's character in the movies) enters dancing into the party that Thornton Mellon is throwing in his dorm.
|-
|[[Episode 12: "The Young & The Messy"]]
|May 27, 2011
|Jackée
|During her interview with Julie, Jackée refers to the soap opera ''The Young and the Restless'' as "The Young and the Messy."

|-
|[[Episode 13: "The Ballad of Buddy Longo"]]
|June 3, 2011
|Julieanne Smolinski
|Buddy Longo was the name of Julieanne Smolinski's high school Criminology teacher. In order to obtain a handwriting sample from a serial killer, Longo made his students write letters to imprisoned serial killers. Julieanne wrote a letter to Richard Ramirez AKA "The Night Stalker". She received a response from Ramirez. He asked if she would include a photograph of herself in her next letter. Of course, Julieanne never responded.
|-
|[[Episode 14: "Our Congressman In His Underpants"]]
|June 10, 2011
|Michelle Collins, Eugene Mirman
|Please add origin

|-
|[[How Were Your Tonys? Special Minisode]]
|June 13, 2011
|Scott Brown
|A play on the podcast title, in which the Tonys are discussed.

|-
|[[Episode 15: "What's This? It's The Style"]]
|June 17, 2011
|Ira Glass, Anaheed Alani
|Please add origin

|-
|[[Episode 16: "So Many Ethans"]]
|June 24, 2011
|Ana Gasteyer, Vanessa Bayer
|Julie and Vanessa Bayer discus four of Vanessa's favorite movies from the 1990's (''Reality Bites'', ''Singles'', ''So I Married an Axe Murderer'', and ''Empire Records''). ''Reality Bites'' stars Ethan Hawke and ''Empire Records'' stars Ethan Embry ("So Many Ethans").
|-
|[[Episode 17: "Cat Bride"]]
|July 1, 2011
|Michael Rapaport, Larry Murphy
|Upon the legalization of gay marriage in the state of New York, Julie announced that she and her female cat (Smiley Muffin) were married.
|-
|[[Episode 18: "Giant Pictures of Hamburgers"]]
|July 8, 2011
|Tom Scharpling
|This title refers to Tom and Julie's scheme to paste giant pictures of hamburgers onto billboards in New Jersey that feature current governor Chris Christie's giant face.

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|[[Episode 19: "She's A Cold Soup"]]
|July 15, 2011
|Rob Delaney, Michelle McNamara
|Please add origin

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|[[Episode 20: "Bev's Bananas"]]
|July 22, 2011
|Maria Bamford
|Please add origin

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|[[Episode 21: "In The Business Of Lying To You"]]
|July 29, 2011
|Dave Hill, John Ross Bowie
|Please add origin

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|[[Episode 22: "Rave Withdrawal"]]
|August 5, 2011
|Steve Agee, Bryan Safi
|Julie says she flew Virgin Airlines because she "was suffering from rave withdrawal". Don't ask me, I'm just an anonymous editor.

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|[[Episode 23: "America's Jelly"]]
|August 12, 2011
|Laraine Newman, Lisa F. Jackson
|Please add origin

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|[[Episode 24: "Half A Face"]]
|August 19, 2011
|Paul F. Tompkins, Jamie Denbo
|Guest Tompkins shared a story about running into an old school chum who admired that Tompkins never cared what other people thought about him. Also, this school chum had half a face.

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|[[Episode 25: Best of HWYW Vol. 1]]
|August 26, 2011
|Joan Rivers, Patton Oswalt, Holly Schlesinger, Neko Case, Billy Eichner, James Urbaniak
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|[[Episode 26: "Count Chocula's Other Teeth"]]
|September 2, 2011
|Michael Musto, Jake Fogelnest
|Count Chocula has only two teeth, and it's really funny. Are his teeth as important as his hair humps? Julie decides that they are.

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|[[Episode 27: "Shelf Of Justice"]]
|September 9, 2011
|[[David Rakoff]]
|The "Shelf of Justice" is Nancy Grace's bosom in her outfit from Dancing with the Stars. While Nancy Grace is fueled by vengeance, her upper body may be powered by Little Debbie Zebra Cakes.

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|[[Episode 28: "Sherry"]]
|September 16, 2011
|Jackie Collins, Amy Schumer
|Please add origin

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|[[Episode 29: "This Is Lowell"]]
|September 23, 2011
|Patton Oswalt, Daniel Kibblesmith
|Please add origin

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|[[Episode 30: "Upstairs Coke"]]
|September 30, 2011
|Susie Essman, Gabe Delahaye
|Sounds like a sex act, but it's not. At parties at Jack Nicholson's house in the 1970s, if you were invited upstairs that's allegedly where they kept the pharmaceutical grade cocaine, the good stuff, the kind of stuff Robert Evans went to jail for.

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|[[Episode 31: "My Birds"]]
|October 7, 2011
|Sandra Bernhard, Jeffrey Self
|Brett Butler casually mentioned to Jeffrey Self that she was looking to sell her birds, all 29 of them, but hopefully to someone who wants them for the right reasons. Julie posits that there must have been a 30th bird.

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|[[Episode 32: "Tiny Faces"]]
|October 14, 2011
|Amy Poehler, Rich Fulcher
|They say that a large head is a common trait among the famous; Julie says tiny faces on giant heads freak her out. Tiny Faces is also the name of Julie's acoustic Rod Stewart cover band.

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|[[Episode 33: "Pondering Tonya"]]
|October 21, 2011
|Martha Plimpton
|Please add origin

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|[[Episode 34: "Satchel"]]
|October 28, 2011
|Sarah Silverman, Mike Albo
|Satchel is the birth name of Ronan Farrow, the son of Woody Allen and Mia Farrow, discussed in this week's episode.

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|[[Episode 35: "Full Petula"]]
|November 4, 2011
|Mink Stole, John Mulaney
|A discussion of how Mad Magazine used to draw gay men (think turtlenecks and eyelashes) leads to a mention of "The Boys in the Band", which may or may not include a scene of the titular Boys going "full Petula" and singing "Downtown".

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|[[Episode 36: HWYW Live]]
|November 10, 2011
|Fred Armisen, Billy Eichner, Paul F. Tompkins, more
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|[[Episode 37: "The Juiciest Chicken You've Ever Had"]]
|November 18, 2011
|Sonja Morgan, Richard Lawson
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|[[Episode 38: "Steampunk Goodfellas"]]
|November 25, 2011
|Mike Daisey, Gil Ozeri
|Please add origin

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|[[Episode 39: "Horror-curious"]]
|December 2, 2011
|Nick Kroll, Gabe Liedman
|"Horror-curious" refers to someone, like Julie, who obsessively reads or asks about what happens in scary movies but does not choose to watch them because they are too scay-aired.

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|[[Episode 40: "Twittertudes"]]
|December 9, 2011
|Kristen Schaal, Ari Graynor
|Julie says she would like to see Kristen Schaal host a show called "Twittertudes", which, you already know the premise if you think about it for like a second. So it's that, but also Schaal would wear a long blazer and no pants.

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|[[Episode 41: "You-know-what-icide Season"]]
|December 16, 2011
|[[Ted "Teddy" Leo]], Ramona Singer
|A coy reference to the holidays, thought to be the time of year in which the suicide ("you-know-what-icide") rate is highest.

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|[[Episode 42: "Spa-cast"]]
|December 23, 2011
|Kurt Braunohler, Cecily von Ziegesar
|Please add origin

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|[[Episode 43: "Tommy Mottola for Nothing']]
|December 30, 2011
|Mike Doughty
|According to Mike Doughty, Mariah Carey is a "studio rat" (meaning that while she is recording an album she basically lives out of the studio). Julie responds to this by saying "you don't fuck Tommy Mottola for nothing"(Mottola is Carey's ex-husband and the former head of Sony Music).

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|[[Episode 44: "Twiddling and Eight-balls"]]
|January 6, 2012
|Rob Tannenbaum
|What were Aerosmith doing before in the mid eighties before Run-D.M.C. resurrected their career? They were "twiddling" their thumbs and doing "eight-balls".

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|[[Episode 45: "Many Parts of a Pine Tree"]]
|January 13, 2012
|Frank DeCaro, Kate Beaton
|DeCaro attended a "dead celebrities" party dressed as [[Wikipedia: Euell Gibbons|Euell Gibbons]], the outdoorsman and Grape Nuts spokesperson with the catchphrase, "many parts of a pine tree are edible".

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|[[Episode 46: "Consequences"]]
|January 20, 2012
|Chris Gethard, Katie Notopoulos
|Guest Notopoulos details the Yahoo Answers activity of an autistic man who is very concerned with the outcome of hypothetical scenarios. Sample query: "What if a bully from the past came to a wedding and ate the entire wedding cake before the wedding started. Consequences?"

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|[[Episode 47: "What Someone's Mom's Idea of a Nightclub Is"]]
|January 27, 2012
|David Cross, Eliot Glazer
|Please add origin

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|[[Episode 48: Best of HWYW Vol. 2]]
|February 3, 2012
|Patton Oswalt, John Mulaney, Mike Daisey, Ted Leo
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|[[Episode 49: "Me and My Stupid Bat"]]
|February 10, 2012
|Kristen Johnston
|An easy-to-miss but important quote from "The Neverending Story". The Night Hob laments that "nobody gives a hoot about me and my stupid bat".

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|[[Episode 50: "What About a Macaroni Salad?"]]
|February 17, 2012
|Jenny Johnson, Max Silvestri
|As described by guest Max Silvestri, this was a tragic question asked by Aaron Carter, a contestant on "Rachael vs. Guy: Celebrity Cookoff."

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|[[Episode 51: HWYW Live]]
|January 24, 2012
|Sandra Bernhard, Tom Scharpling, Ira Glass, Joe Mande
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|[[How Were Your Oscars? Special Minisode]]
|February 27, 2012
|Dave Itzkoff, Tom Scharpling, Gary Tha Squirrel
|Please add origin

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|[[Episode 52: "Jolly Roger"]]
|March 2, 2012
|Lizz Winstead, Adam Wade
|Please add origin

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|[[Episode 53: "On Improv"]]
|March 9, 2012
|Simon Doonan, Eric Lefcowitz
|Please add origin

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|[[Episode 54: "The Crunch Factor"]]
|March 16, 2012
|Rickie Lee Jones, Kambri Crews
|Please add origin

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|[[Episode 55: "A Jaw That Could Open a Can of Tuna Fish"]]
|March 23, 2012
|Mo Rocca, Dave Cullen
|Mo Rocca's description of Maria Shriver's jaw.

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|[[Episode 56: "Jam Ghetto"]]
|March 30, 2012
|Sharon Needles, Whitney Jefferson
|Please add origin

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|[[Episode 57: "Dog Valet"]]
|April 6, 2012
|Chris Parnell, Jon Daly
|Julie met the dog valet while in California. He is a dog who will take your bag, bring it inside, and put it on his bed, which is no help to anyone, but extremely charming.

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|[[Episode 58: "College Hounds"]]
|April 13, 2012
|Susan Orlean, Jon Hendren
|Please add origin

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|[[Episode 59: "The Boyfriend Experience"]]
|April 20, 2012
|Michael K, Jessica St. Clair, Lennon Parham
|Julie's assessment of guest Michael K's brief, chaste stint as a phone sex operator.

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|[[Episode 60: "Fig Bar Bender"]]
|April 26, 2012
|Nellie McKay, Dodai Stewart
|Nellie McKay talked about her first appearance on the ''Late Show With David Letterman''. The night before the taping, she was unable to sleep. Julie jokingly asked Nellie if she was "on a bender". Nellie replied by saying she was on a "fig bar bender".

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|[[Episode 61: "Something Something Justin Timberlake"]]
|May 4, 2012
|David Yazbek, Damien Lemon
|Please add origin

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|[[Episode 62: "The Front of a Crocodile"]]
|May 11, 2012
|Will Leitch, Sara Schaefer
|Please add origin

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|[[How Was Your Smash? Special Extrasode]]
|May 17, 2012
|Nate Harris, Jason Grote, Rachel Shukert
|A play on the show's usual title, rephrased to refer to the most important show in the history of television, "Smash". We're all still waiting for the season 2 recap.

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|[[Episode 63: "Help the Street Animals of Morocco"]]
|May 18, 2012
|Curtis Gwinn, Choire Sicha
|Please add origin

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|[[Episode 64: "Library Water"]]
|May 25, 2012
|Patton Oswalt, Retta
|Julie remarks that the water from one's childhood library water fountain is the coldest and best tasting water; this is an absolutely accurate statement.

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|[[Episode 65: "My Least Favorite Eagles Song"]]
|June 1, 2012
|Eddie Pepitone, Paula Pell
|Please add origin

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|[[Episode 66: "The Mingus Method"]]
|June 8, 2012
|Kurt Loder, Nathan Rabin
|Jazz bassist and composer Charles Mingus created a toilet training program for cats.

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|[[How Were Your Tonys? 2012]]
|June 12, 2012
|Ana Gasteyer, Seth Rudetsky
|Please add origin

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|[[Episode 67: "Space Ireland"]]
|June 15, 2012
|Adam Pally, Eric Drysdale
|Please add origin

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|[[Episode 68: "Crazy Person F.I.T."]]
|June 22, 2012
|Tavi Gevinson, Jessi Klein
|Please add origin

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|[[Episode 69: "Is This Jazz?"]]
|June 29, 2012
|Rob Sheffield, Michael McMillian
|Julie notices the jazz influence on Fiona Apple's new album (''The Idler Wheel...'').

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|[[Episode 70: "Do You Shred?"]]
|July 6, 2012
|Carole Radziwill, Kevin Allison
|Julie went to a male strip club with Katie Notopoulos and asked a guitar-playing hunk: "Do you shred?"

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|[[Episode 71: HWYW Live]]
|July 13, 2012
|Martha Plimpton, Jim Gaffigan, Katie Notopoulos, Mike Daisey, VIDS
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|[[Episode 72: "Side of Fries"]]
|July 20, 2012
|Tig Notaro, Steve Kandell
|Please add origin

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|[[Episode 73: "The Sneaker Nap"]]
|July 27, 2012
|Bobcat Goldthwait, Simon Amstell
|A term for when one puts on his or her workout clothes to exercise but instead just takes a nap while wearing sneakers.

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|[[Episode 74: "Most of the Nooks"]]
|August 3, 2012
|Gabe Liedman, Alison Rich
|Julie, re: the unexpected potency of rose wine: "it gets into all of the crannies and most of the nooks".

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|[[Episode 75: "Doc Hopper Realness"]]
|August 9, 2012
|Alex Stone
|Please add origin

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|[[HWYW Special Minisode]]
|August 10, 2012
|David Rakoff
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|[[Episode 76: Best of HWYW Vol. 3]]
|August 17, 2012
|Patton Oswalt, Carole Radziwill, Eddie Pepitone, Sara Schaefer, Dave Cullen
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|[[Episode 77: "The Fajitas"]]
|August 24, 2012
|Andy Kindler, Adira Amram
|Andy Kindler talks about one of his early stand-up bits in which his mother comes out from New York to California and is a stereotypical tourist. One of the questions that Andy's mother asked him in typical tourist fashion was as follows: "Andy,you live in California. How are the fajitas?".

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|[[Episode 78: "Girls Named Heather Fixing Their Skirts"]]
|August 31, 2012
|Max Read, Kurt Metzger
|Kurt Metzger describes a show on Fox News hosted by two women named Heather. Metzger says that both women always wear short skirts, which they are constantly adjusting on camera in a suggestive manner.

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|[[Episode 79: "C Skeleton"]]
|September 7, 2012
|W. Kamau Bell, Wayne White, Neil Berkeley
|Please add origin

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|[[Episode 80: "Ubu's Owner"]]
|September 13, 2012
|David Sirota
|Please add origin

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|[[Episode 81: "The Best Mother on Television"]]
|September 21, 2012
|Fran Drescher, Adrian Chen
|Please add origin

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|[[Episode 82: "Lapland"]]
|September 27, 2012
|Jon Ronson
|Please add origin

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|[[Episode 83: "P is for Pizza"]]
|October 4, 2012
|Jodi Lennon, Jessica Grose
|Upon learning that Jodi Lennon has stolen a slice of pizza, she proposes that the title of Jodi Lennon's crime adventure be "P Is For Pizza."

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|[[Episode 84: "Where's Grandpa?"]]
|October 11, 2012
|Andrew McCarthy, Frank Conniff
|Please add origin

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|[[Episode 85: "No Breast Buds"]]
|October 19, 2012
|Mike Birbiglia, Peaches Christ
|This title refers to Julie's experience seeing the musical "Annie" surrounded by pre-pubescent girls who had "no breast buds."

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|[[Episode 86: "How Was Your Shriek Live"]]
|October 25, 2012
|Kristen Johnston, Scharpling & Wurster, Gabe Liedman, Gary Tha Squirrel
|Please add origin

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|[[Episode 87: "How Was Your Storm"]]
|November 2, 2012
|Chris Spooner, Jack Fagan
|A more poignant play on the podcast's title, the "storm" refers to Hurricane Sandy.

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|[[Episode 88: "Angry Horseback Riding"]]
|November 9, 2012
|Todd Oldham, Nikki Glaser
|Post-election, Julie speculates that Ann Romney is likely engaging in some angry horseback riding to cope with her husband's loss.

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|[[Episode 89: "Blowhole Junction"]]
|November 15, 2012
|Tim Heidecker, Lisa Hanawalt
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|[[Episode 90: "Night Trote"]]
|November 23, 2012
|David Rees, Laura Benanti
|Julie needs a new humidifier to solve the problem of her Night Throat, or as she calls it, "Night Trote."

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|[[Episode 91: "Meet the Flickers"]]
|November 30, 2012
|Siggy Flicker
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|[[Episode 92: "Banana Steaks"]]
|December 7, 2012
|Kyle Dunnigan, Beth Hoyt

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|[[Episode 93: "Skin Flesh"]]
|December 14, 2012
|Michael Ian Black, Will Hines
|Please add origin

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|[[Episode 94: "I'm Stayin'"]]
|December 21, 2012
|Jackie Hoffman, Bill Persky
|Please add origin

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|[[Episode 95: "Leon Pancetta"]]
|December 28, 2012
|Hunter Bell
|Julie astutely renames James Gandolfini's character in "Zero Dark Thirty"

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|[[Episode 96: "Exactly Like a Cornish Hen"]]
|January 4, 2013
|Starlee Kine, Noah Garfinkel
|Please add origin

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|[[Episode 97: "Glug Glug"]]
|January 11, 2013
|Carrie Brownstein, Danielle Henderson
|The sound of Julie helping herself to a glass of 2% milk while hungry in an office that wasn't hers.

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|[[Episode 98: "All That Gurgling"]]
|January 18, 2013
|Richard Kind, Issa Rae
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|[[Episode 99: "Fridge Leaners"]]
|January 25, 2013
|Bridey Elliot, Colman Domingo
|Please add origin

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|[[Episode 100: "One Hundred"]]
|January 31, 2013
|Tom Scharpling, Jesse Thorn
|The one hundredth episode of HWYW

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|[[Episode 101: "Heavy Things Onto Stages"]]
|February 8, 2013
|David Ozanich, Michael Kupperman
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|[[Episode 102: "Men of the '90s"]]
|February 15, 2013
|Peter Grosz, Craig Bierko
|The title refers to the type of men who still find Jenny McCarthy attractive, and the target audience for her talk show.

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|[[Episode 103: "How Was Your Exorcist"]]
|February 22, 2013
|[[Ted "Teddy" Leo]], Jesse Murray
|Another play on the title of the podcast, in which the mansplaining film "The Exorcist" is discussed

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|[[Episode 104: "Battlefield Girth"]]
|March 1, 2013
|DC Pierson, Alex Timbers
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|[[Episode 105: "An Egg Without Salt"]]
|March 7, 2013
|David Wain, America Ferrera
|Kissing a man without a mustache is like eating an egg without salt.

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|[[Episode 106: "In the Presence of Poison"]]
|March 15, 2013
|Claudia Lonow, Carol Sue Gershman
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|[[Episode 107: "Santas, Attack!"]]
|March 22, 2013
|Chad Carter, Ted Travelstead[http://trumpetcake.tumblr.com/]
|What was said by some very scary people during SantaCon on a subway car. Can you imagine?!

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|[[Episode 108: "Photos of Jackets"]]
|March 29, 2013
|Room 237 Filmmakers Rodney Ascher & Tim Kirk
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|[[Episode 109: "Canal Street"]]
|April 5, 2013
|Marc Spitz, Nicole J. Georges
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|[[Episode 110: HWYW Live]]
|April 12, 2013
|Chris & Bridey Elliott, Aimee Mann, Siggy Flicker, Pichet Ong, Max Silvestri, more
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|[[Episode 111: "Ann-Margret's P-Belt"]]
|April 19, 2013
|Christina Gausas, Craig Rowin
|What does the key that the mayor gives Conrad Birdie unlock?

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|[[Episode 112: "Wesleyan as a Human Being"]]
|April 26, 2013
|Rachel Lichtman, Jena Friedman
|A description of Amanda Palmer, Kickstarter martyr.

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|[[Episode 113: "Pete Ubu"]]
|May 3, 2013
|Jim Gaffigan, Ophira Eisenberg
|An error when texting about the band "Pere Ubu" with Jake Fogelnest. It was accidentally corrected to "Pete Ubu." Julie reminisces about how this would be a hilarious name for a gentleman to have.

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|[[Episode 114: "Battling Bots"]]
|May 10, 2013
|Jean Grae
|Please add origin

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|[[Episode 115: "Madame, No"]]
|May 17, 2013
|David Sedaris
|Please add origin

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|[[Episode 116: "The Human Condition on TV"]]
|May 24, 2013
|Emily Bazelon, Abbi Crutchfield
|Please add origin

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|[[Episode 117: HWYW Gems 4]]
|May 31, 2013
|Tom Scharpling, Jon Ronson, Rachel Lichtman, Emily Heller & Lisa Hanawalt, Danielle Henderson
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|[[Episode 118: "Wayne and Garth"]]
|June 7, 2013
|Shelby Fero, Bridget Everett
|Julie suggests that guest Bridget Everett may have nicknamed her breasts "Wayne and Garth" in 1992.

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|[[Episode 119: "Curating the Linens"]]
|June 14, 2013
|Harris Wittels, Ben Nugent
|Guest Wittels shares a story about simultaneous masturbation sessions at sleepovers during his teen years, where each participant had a sheet or blanket for privacy. Julie's favorite detail and follow-up questions largely revolve around said sheets, and "curating the linens."

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|[[Episode 120: "We're All Smart"]]
|June 21, 2013
|Kat Dennings, Chiara Atik
|A reference to the film "Zero Dark Thirty," this is a line spoken by Leon Panetta (Pancetta) that resonated with Julie, particularly in the wake of James Gandolfini's death two days earlier

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|[[Episode 121: "Silver Dollar Pancakes"]]
|June 28, 2013
|Gillian Jacobs, Louis Virtel
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|[[Episode 122: "Rosie's Meds"]]
|July 5, 2013
|[[Ted "Teddy" Leo]], Andrea Arden, Marrilee Wilson
|Please add origin

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|[[Episode 123: "The Patient Zero of Food"]]
|July 12, 2013
|Freedy Johnston
|Please add origin

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|[[Episode 124: "Dicks for Days"]]
|July 19, 2013
|Brent Weinbach, Gabe Durham
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|[[Episode 125: "Shitty Shoes"]]
|July 26, 2013
|Pichet Ong, Halle Kiefer
|The sort of shoes worn while participating in Zog Sports, which Julie eviscerates in detail (see also: do I roll up the sleeves of this t-shirt? Why can't it be a flattering tank?)

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|[[Episode 126: "Cool Story, Dennis"]]
|August 2, 2013
|[[Danny Zuker]]
|A phrase that sums up Julie's attitude towards male baby boomers (see: Anthony Bourdain); specifically, a response to a man driving teenaged Julie home after a babysitting job, after he has mentioned that "once, he smoked pot."

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|[[Episode 127: "Like Fuddruckers but Expensive"]]
|August 9, 2013
|[[Tami Sagher]]
|Julie's summary of cynically contrived, "folksy" aesthetics in fashion and pop culture.

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|[[Episode 128: "America's Morning"]]
|August 16, 2013
|[[Sklar Brothers]]
|A reference to the Today Show, specifically to the Today Show's exuberant twitter feed, which asked for personal stories from the 2003 blackout; Julie shares her story on the podcast, but not with @todayshow.

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|[[Episode 129: "A Hanna-Barbera Cartoon About Carnage"]]
|August 23, 2013
|[[Gaylord Fields]]
|A description of the sounds that emitted from the room in which a vet tech repaired to biopsy Julie's confident, fractious, and beautiful cat, the late Smiley Muffin; also, Julie's prediction of what would happen if she announced to her family that she had pitched a show to Al Jazeera America.

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|[[Episode 130: "I'll Chew On A Dog"]]
|August 30, 2013
|[[Beau Willimon]]
|A quote from Tim Burton's "Beetlejuice." When making his fake television commercial, Beetlejuice promises the following: "I'll eat anything you want me to eat. I'll swallow anything you want me to swallow. But, come on down and I'll... chew on a dog! Arroooo!"

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